Oh. Hmm.
Oh. Oh.
I`m up!
- Ah.- Phillip, it`s 7:00. Are you awake?
Up and ready for a new day.
- Oh!- Oh what a beautiful morning
Oh what a beautiful day
- I can`t find my socks.- They`re in your shoes.
- Where are my shoes?- They`re on your feet.
Thank you.
Thank you, Weber.
Hi.
- Have you seen the paper this morning?- Oh, yes, I did.
You know, if I could solvethis whole metastable compound business,
I could save the college.
A new energy sourcewould be worth a fortune.
You better hurry up. The loan`s dueat the end of the school year.
Not to worry, Weebo.I`m very close.
May I see my schedule, please?
Ahhhh. After schoolthere`s something.
I know there is. What is it?
- This is your complete schedule.- Hmm. Let`s see.
Unless you didn`ttell me something.
What is it? There`s something.There`s something there.
What is it? Oh.
It`s something to do with white.
Oh, what is it? I know it`ssomething important. I know it!
Well, I don`t know. I`m sorry.I know it`s so frustrating, isn`t it?
I just hate that.I wish I could help you.
- But I can`t.- Haircut!
Ha! Hmm!
They can`t justclose down the school.
Outside of the lvy League,name me one private college...
or university that isn`tin financial trouble.
Oh, all right. Name another.
- You don`t think it`s too much?- No. It`s elegant.
And it`s a wonderful idea to gowith the big wedding this time.
It does put the pressureon the professor to show up.
If he forgets this time,that`s it.
Well, in his case,once is justifiable...
and twice is understandable,but three times--
Coming through!
Morning-- or afternoon,whatever the case may be.
We have a lot to talk about today,so let`s get into it without delay.
Oh! Oh, uh, thank you,whoever gave me the plate of fruit...
and the dead pheasant,
but it does not countas extra credit.
Last time we were talking aboutNewton`s Law of Gravitation.
To review: We see this "G"is like the "C" in E=MC squared.
It`s a constant, constant universe,as much as anythingis constant in the universe.
It`s saying that the force ofattraction between two bodies...
is in direct proportion tothe product of their masses...
and in inverse proportion to the squareof the distance between them.
An example would be-- Let`s make, uh,naked man, "M-1." Naked lady, "M-2."
Now, according to this formula,their attractive forces...
would want to closethe distance to zero.
Why don`t they? Hmm?
The Earth! Ah.
So, in essence that isgravity and this...
is "Dr Richards Life Drawing."
It`s not my class, is it?
Phillip! Over here!
Sara! Ooh! Very sorry.
And so, momentum.
May I sit here? Thank you.
Hello, Sara.What a pleasant surprise.
- Hello, Ruthie.- Martha.
- Martha what?- Martha. Me Martha.
You Martha. Me professor.
- Yes, I know.- I was just gonna, you know,
grade my lunch, eat a few testsand hope for the best.
- How do you hold it in?- Well, like everybody else, Ruthie.
I just cross my legs real tight.
No. I was talkingabout your excitement.
- Excitement?- The wedding.
Congratulations!
The wedding! Sara and l.Oh, the wedding.
Oh, l`m looking forward to it.Aren`t you, honey?
- It`s today.- Are you sure?
- The wedding is today. Okay?- I believe you.
6:30 at the Presbyterian Churchon Beach Street.
- I`ve been there.- We had our rehearsal there last night.
That`s right, we did!It went well?
- Yes, it did, but it doesn`t count.- Good.
- No?- The wedding counts,and I want you to promise me...
on everything between usthat you`ll be there, okay?
I`d rather diethan disappoint you.
Well, this is going to bethe very last time I try to marry you.
I imagine so.
I know that I love you,
but l`m not surethat you can love me.
That`s ridiculous.
I love you with all my heart.
With every cell, with everymolecule, with every atom.
I love you on a subatomic level.
Hmm! Prove it to metonight at 6:30.
Prove what, honey?
- That you love me.- I love you.
- 6:30.- Good luck.
Thank you, Betty.
I knew I shouldn`thave come, but--
Oh, l`m very crazy about him,you see, Miss French.
And this is the God`s truth:
I want him to havewhat he wants,
even if it meansyou instead of me.
No, no! You love him.Don`t give him up.
Hey! l`m watching something!
- Weber!- Why don`t you be quiet?
I`m watching TV.
Download some manners! Ohh!
Oh, but he ain`t in lovewith me, Miss French.
Mmm. Tell me about it.
Hello, Phil.
What are you working on?
Can`t remember?
I understand.
It`s a damn shame they`reshutting your college down.
I read about it in the paper.
- It`s not over yet.- Oh, we`re doing fine at Rutland.
No such financial problems. Hey!
Are you still working onthat lighter-than-air compound?
It`s a, uh,propulsive polymer and--
I don`t mean to be rude,Wilson, but l-- I have to go.
You don`t seem too happyto see me, Phil.
- I`m not.- Well--
All the years we`ve knowneach other, studying, working together.
- What happened between us, Phil?- Well, I just got tired of youstealing my ideas, Wilson.
And what would you have done with them?You would have misplaced them,
forgotten them, lost them.
There`s no doubt you`rethe brighter of the two of us.
You have a genius for science.I grant you that.
It`s just the scienceof daily life that eludes you.
I`ve heard that copper psychbefore. Excuse me. That`s very volatile.
I won`t deny that I hate youfor your brilliance.
I`m petty, corrupt.
I probably would have gone mad tryingto compete with you in pure thought.
But, uh, l`m notan innovator like you, Phil.
I`m an adapter, and to that end,
I have profited from your ideas.
- Why are you here?- Well, to be honest,
I`m here this weekendto steal your fiancee...
and make her my wife.
Well, I think you`ll besadly disappointed.
I`ll see youat the wedding then.
Eh, it`s a little crooked.
- Yeah. There you go.- Weebo?
- Mm-hmm?- The wedding was not on my schedule.
- Mm, no?- Why was that information deleted?
Hmm. I don`t really know.
- Do you have another virus?- You know, now that you mention it,
- I am feeling a little feverish.- Really?
Mm-hmm.
You are a little hot. Say "ah."
- Ah.- Ah.
Ah!
Oh, yes!
Hot. Cold. Hot. That`s it.
The hydrocarbons have beeninhibiting the cooper pairs.
But if you go from hotto cold very quickly,
you get a conductive polymerand you complete the metastable sphere.
Behold! There it is.
Now it`ll work. Yes!
But, uh, w-what aboutyour wedding?
Sorry, Sara.
Should I call the churchand tell them you`ll be late?
Very good. Right.
Very good. Ah.
Flowing from the condenserto the pressure reactor.
Yes.
Yes! Oh! lt`s ready.
Organic catalyst.
The positive...
and the negative.
Little touch of electricity.
- Hmm.- Hmm.
Oh!
Wow. What a bang.
Yeah. Little touchof electricity.
That`s not helpful.
Oh.
Mmm. Mmm.
- Oh, boy. This is not good.- No, sir.- Weebo?
- What?- Get a broom.- That`ll help.
Two years.
Wow.
Oh.
Oh, bless you. You have a cold.
You should.It`s 77 degrees Kelvin.
That`s very cold.
Look. Come on.
All right, uh,let`s try and describe you.
Uh, you`re an elastomer.Yes, uh, um--
Ooh! You`re highly viscous.
But yet you canphase-shift. Hoo!
Well, uh, let`s see.
You`re mouldable. Oh.
It`s a little ticklish.
Oh!
You`re foldable.You`re gullible.
Oh. All right. Let`s see.
Oh, wait a minute. Okay. And--
Ooh. You`re ductile.
Oh! Oh. You`re elastic.
Let`s just seehow elastic you are. Okay.
I`m the hackeysack king.
Hoo!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, hey!Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Bravo! Encore!
- Oh, boy. Uh, Weebo?- Yes, sir?
- Take a picture.- Okay. Look this way. Smile!
Yeow!
Ow!
- Weebo! lt`s amazing!- Professor? Excuse me.
- It`s miraculous! lt`s--- Professor, it`s gone!
It is! Oh! Oh!
Professor, I think you gave ita little too much free will.
Oh, no.
There`s not a darn thingto be afraid of, pal.
How can anythingget in your window?
It`s closed, okay?
Whoa!
Hey! Huh?
Oh! Huh!
- Whoa-oh!- Yeah!
Ha!
Mmm! Whoa, Weebo! I got it!
Great. Now what are yougonna do with it?
Oh! It has incredible inertia.
Mm, maybe it`sjust glad to see you.
- Weebo?- Yes?
- Do you know what this is?- Flying rubber?
Yes. That`s what it is.
It`s flying rubber.
It`s flubber!
Ouch.
- Thank you for waiting so long.- Yes, ma`am.
I`m sorry, Sara.
Are you going to tell me,"l told you so"?
No, no.
- I`m going to give you a ride home.- Thank you.
There you are.
Careful. Watch your gown.
I`ve got it. Thank you.
It`s perfectly safe, Weebo. It`s justan ordinary radioactive isotope...
that Weber is now removingfrom the lead containment unit.
Very good, Weber.
Then you placethe radioactive isotope...
carefully behindthe sliding shutter.
You see, the sliding shutterworks just like a camera.
It regulates the flowof gamma radiation.
Instead of billions of random particles,you have a precise stream of energy.
Now we carefully placethe sliding shutter mechanism...
underneath the flubber.
And l`m burning up in here!Weebo!
Over here.
The gamma radiation triggers ametastable decay in the flubber itself.
- Right.- Which releases enormousquantities of energy,
- and that`s what propels the flubber.- Of course.
Now doing it this way,I believe, is a lot more scientific...
than dropping itor kicking it...
or bombarding itwith light bulb photon flashes.
- Absolutely.- I believe...
by controllingthe gamma radiation flux,
we can control the movementof the flubber itself.
- Cross your fingers, Weebo.- Here`s hoping!- Good luck.
Oh, yes!
It works!
Descent, gradually.
Back up again. Yeah!
My wedding. Oh!
- I`ve gotta go, Weebo.- But you haven`t finishedthe experiment yet.
You`re just getting started.You can`t just stop in the middle.
The wedding. Oh, I can`tmiss this one, Weebo.
I`m aware of the time.Thank you.
But your days are wrong.I`m getting married Friday, 6:30 p.m.
- No. No, you`re not.- Why not?
Because you`re notgetting married, Phillip.
- Yes, I am.- You missed the wedding.
It`s 6:30 in the morning.
No. No.
Yes. I`m sorry.
- It is?- Yeah.
Sara.
Sara?
You have a lot of nerveto show your face around here...
after what you did to melast night.
Will you please let me explain?
No. There`s nothing to explain.You weren`t there.
For the third time you left mestanding at the altar.
I`m sorry with all my heart.
But please listen to me, Sara.Please. You know me.
You know how sometimes I can getreally fixated on an idea?
- I don`t want to hear it.- Sara, you`ve got to hear it.
Sara, this is the reasonI didn`t make it last night.
It`s flubber.
Flubber! lt`s a metastablecompound, Sara.
In layman`s terms, if you applya small amount of energy,
it liberates an enormousquantity of energy.
But the total effectis transient, Sara.
The moment you stop applying energy,it returns to a quasi-plasmoid state.
- Isn`t it remarkable, Sara?- What`s remarkable, Phillip,
is that I ever fellin love with you.
You broke my heart...
so that you could stay homeand make some green goo.
Sara, it`s much more than that.
Flubber could save this college.Let me demonstrate.
- No, no, no.- Just give me one minute, okay?
The flubber is placedin my back pocket.
When I exit this window,I will fall to the ground.
When I hit the ground, the flubber willsend me right back up unharmed. Watch.
- Ta-ta, my love.- Are you nuts?
- I`ll be right back.- Phillip!
Ah!
- Ouch.- Phillip, are you hurt?
Just my pride.
Well, if you think thatyou are going to get my sympathy,you are wasting your time.
Ooh! We are finished!
Sara.
Oh!
Junior`s home.
Dad? Dad!
Dad?
Somebody in your organizationscrewed up big time.
I got thrown offthe basketball team.
I flunked chemistry.I`m on, uh, academic probation.
- How did this happen?- I`m supposed to get A`s.
- At least, that`s what I was told.- The only reason...
I loaned this "jerknut"college money...
was so he could get straight A`sand go to Harvard Business School.
- This isn`t supposed to happen.- Yes, sir.
We talked to the, uh, that Brainard guy,the chemistry professor.
Now, either he did notunderstand us, or he forgot.
The-The boy knew we were havingpersuasion problems, sir.
I have a science requirement,you morons!
Quiet.
We`ll have to get the "F"changed to an "A."
It won`t work. This guy? Hedoesn`t live in the real world.
- He has principles.- Get something on him...
that we can use to force himto change the kid`s grade.
When a man says he hasprinciples, what he means is...
he can`t be bought cheap.
Hmm. Hmm.
Adding 500 milligrams...
crystallized flubberto common hand cream.
Stirring in solution.
Hmm.
Hmm. I just need onespherical test subject.
Mm. Perfect.
Yeah. Now, about two--
Applying flubberin a solution...
externally to golf ball.
All right. Very good.
Evenly over the entire surface.
Kinetic test number one.
Oh. Oh! Oh!
Ooh! Ah!
Are you all right?
All right.
Applying light coatingof flubber...
to surface of bowling ball.
All right.
Oh. Very good.
- Right in the head.- That golf ball was really moving.
- How`d he do that?- I don`t know.
Commencing kinetic energytest number two.
Controlling horizontal momentum.
Commencing now.
Hit the deck!
This definitely has applicationsin the field of sports.
Ho, ho, ho! Yes!
Oh!
What?
Fluid flubber...
with a convenientspray applicator.
It`s clogged. Hmm.
- You seen enough?- Plenty.
All right, after the bowlingball hits, we break for the car.
Oh, wait a minute.You can adjust it.
Go!
Oh, damn! Oh!
- Yes! Weebo?- Yes, sir?
- It`s gonna work.- I hope so.
Now, let me show you how.
I connected the acceleratorto a sliding shutter.
If I press down on the accelerator,it releases the gamma rays,
and that increases the thrust.
Ah. Listen to that baby chirp.
Now, the steering wheelcontrols lateral motion.
- Mm-hmm.- If you turn right,
- Okay.- it`ll steer right.
- Ah! Turns right.- Turn the wheel left, it steers left.
So, it functions a lot likea normal automatic shift...
- with drive, park, neutral, reverse.- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- It`s that easy. See, Weebo?- Professor!
- Weebo?- Help! Let me out!
- Oh, Weebo!- Professor!
- Oh!- What were you doing in there?
- Flirting with the alternator.- Hope you didn`t touch anything.
It`s not the time to play. We`re aboutto make a major breakthrough.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah. I think we`re ready.
- Weebo?- Yes?
What do you saywe take her for a ride?
- Fly me to the moon!- That`s it. That`s the spirit.
We`ll fly over to Sara`s house,park this baby on the roof,
and then maybe she`sgonna change her tune.
You know, maybe you shouldjust go without me.
- Why?- Because I get carsick.
- Oh, come on.You`re not gonna blow chips.- No?
- You don`t have a stomach.- I have a queasy gyro.
Now get over it. This is notabout cars. This is about Sara.
- Now get in here.- No!
- Now.- All right.
Oh! We`re fine now.
- Ah! Out into the world.- Okay, here we go.
Look at this! Let`s seewhat this baby will do!
Oh! It works!
- Yes, it does.- I`m psyched!
Oh, boy.
- You know what this means, Weebo?- What?
I`ll never haveto buy tyres again.
Ah. Let`s see what`son the radio, Weebo.
Ho! Latin!Bam ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-bum
Bum ba-bum ba-bumHey!
Bum-bum be-bum bum
Right turn.
Whoa! Yes!
Huh? Huh? Oh!
Ah! We`re fine.
Whoa! Oh.
- It`s all right. I saw it.- I don`t think so.
Weebo, there isnothing to worry about.
Oh-- Mayday!
Come on. Easy.
Oh! Sorry.First-time flyer. Shh!
I`m very sorry!
Hang on, Weebo!Oh! Ha, ha, ha! Oh!
Whoa! Oh! Oh, Weebo!
Oh, now, we`re cookin`!
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh! Yes!
Oh, Weebo. Come on up.
Please. You`ve gotta see this.
Wow! ls thiswhat you call heaven?
Almost. Look at it.
The whole world belowand beyond.
- It`s beautiful.- The solitude up here.
The stillness.
- The silence.- Uh-oh.
Silly me turned it off.Turns right back on.
The shutter`s jammed probably,Weebo. We`re okay.
Start right up.Oh, please turn over!
For the love of Newton,turn over!
Abandon ship!
Oh!
Yes!
It`s such a pleasureto spend time with you...
without having Brainardhovering above us.
Mmm.
- More wine?- No. No, thank you.
I have to say good night.
I have a busy,busy day tomorrow.
Mmm.
Rutland would die to have you.
We`d be togetherwith nothing but time.
Sara?
Mmm.
I`m sorry, Wilson.
Forget it. It`s okay.We have lots of time.
Listen, l`m-l`m driving upon Thursday to Rutland for the game.
- I`ll see you there.- Should I make dinner reservations?
Since Rutland is goingto lose, l`ll pay.
All right. If your team wins,you can buy me dinner.
If your team loses, we go up tothe mountains for the weekend.
- Mmm--- Cad!
- Do we have a bet?- I`ll think about it.
I can`t lose. She`s mine!
Sir lsaac.
Out!
All right.
One more time. What happened?
He took a golf ball,he rubbed this cream on it,
and then the golf balltook off and...
popped Smith in the head.
- Several times.- Mm-hmm.
- I got hit with a bowling ball.- Repeatedly.
- Were you drinking?- No.
Two beers at dinner.Wesson had a white wine.
- With dinner.- Right.
It`s this stuffhe`s got, sir. It`s--
I don`t know what it is. I don`tknow where it comes from, but...
it will give youone heck of a headache.
Oh, goodness.
I-l wish I couldmake you feel better.
Hmm. So do l.
Well, maybe l`m old-fashioned,but I believe...
a woman should love a manfor what he is,
and not for whatshe wants him to be.
Thanks for thesentiment, Weebo, but...
this is really not an area you`requalified to offer perspective on.
Well, I don`t have much ofa smile, but I do have a brain.
I have to deal with this alone.
It`s a human matter,
not for computers.
It`s for people.
- Good night, Weebo.- Good night, Professor.
Hmm.
- I got it!- Oh, no!
I gotta turn this thing off.This is so embarrassing.
Weebo, I just hadthis amazing dream!
- Weebo!- Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Weebo! Weebo!
- Weebo! Wake up!- Mmm.
- I`ve solved all our problems.- I`m all ears.
Flubber is goingto the basketball game.
- Basketball?- Yes!
Testing, testing.
Applying a thin layerof fluid flubber...
to synthetic leather surfaceof basketball.
Application complete.
Wow!
Oops.
Two points.
Implementing plan "B."
Very tight. Tight.
And careful, careful,careful, careful.
Secondary flubber experiment.
Control elements: bungee cord,
three-to-one elasticity ratio,fifty-pound ballast.
Commencing now.
Wish me luck.
Oh! Whoa!
Yes!
Ha, ha!
Whoa! I got it!
Oh! Bungee! Bungee!
Oh! Oh!
Uh, help.
Uh, yeow!
It worked!
Yes!
End test.
Did you fully fix the flubberon each tack before we painted?
Excuse me, Darth Vader,but what did you say?
Did you fully fix a 15%flubber solution to each tackbefore Weber started painting?
- Yes, l`m positive.- Excellent.
And how long does it takethe paint to wear off?
- Uh, 30 minutes.- Be a little suspicious...
if the flubber startedworking immediately.
- Uh, isn`t this cheating?- No, it`s not cheating.It`s equalizing.
You`ve seen the team. Theyshould have their own telethon.
Come on! We`ve gotto win this game.
I`ve gotta do it to prove toSara that flubber really works.
I`m gonna do it right underWilson Croft`s nose.
Don`t fail me.
- Weebo.- Yes?
- While l`m out, you`re in charge, okay?- Okay.
- No phone calls to Russia again.- I think that was Weber.
Oh! Make sure the flubberstays in the tank.
- Got it.- Under no circumstancesare you to release it.
- Of course.- Because you know what would happen.
- Ho, ho, ho.- Do you understand?- Yes, sir, I understand.
- Promise?- Have no fear.
That`s my girl.
Go Medfield!
Okay.
Good evening, everybody,and welcome to Rutland Arena...
for the 86th meeting of the RutlandRangers and the Medfield Squirrels.
Rutland, if they can juststay awake, should be able...
to steamroll the Squirrelshere tonight at the--
All right, Squirrels,
Iisten up here now.
Okay, Rutland may have usin height and reach,
weight and power,
agility, speed and talent.
They have the advantageon offence...
and defence.
Sure, they`re-they`rebetter coached,
better trained,
and their will to win isunmatched in the conference.
They`re undefeatedin their last...
one hundred and eight games.
But that doesn`t mean we can`twhip these guys. Right?
- Yeah!- Ohh!
Rutland! Rangers!
Okay, flubber, it`s timethat you and l...
got to know each other.
Ow!
Another easy basketfor the Rutland Rangers.
They have built up a commandinglead in the first half.
- Evening, Sara.- Excuse me?
What a coincidence.
Dunk it! Dunk it!
Take it!
Come on, you guys!You gotta do--
Not now, Ernie! Not now!
Go Medfield!
- Ow!- Oh, sorry. Sorry, Wilson.
See if you can get meanother ten grand on Rutland.
- You got a problem, Bennett?- You`re betting against my team?
It`s not your team. Theythrew you off, remember that?
Ooh. Oh, baby.That`s gotta hurt.
He fouled him!He threw his hip into that!
Flubber? Flubber!Where are you?
Mambo
Mambo!
Yeah!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Hey! Hey! Hey!
Yeah!
Welcome back to Rutland Arenafor half number two.
The Medfield Squirrels tonightare getting their nuts buried,
trailing by 51 at intermission.
If Coach Barker has any sense,he has to be thinking forfeiture--
...for half number two.
Come on, boys.Expect the unexpected.
Dale. Come on now, son.You can do it.
Come on, Bruce. There we go.Werner, be a flying squirrel!
Bart, the impossible`s possible.Come on, Lawrence!
- Rodents rule!- Loser!
Show time.
Keep going! Open!
Oh!
- Yeah! Get `em!- Come on!- Defence, defence!
- Come on!- That`s pretty good.
Yeah!
Okay! Go! Beat them! Let`s go!
Oh!
- Yes! Yes!- Gosh! We`ve never--
Yeah! Did you see that?Did you see that, Dad? Yes!
What the--
We did it!
Wow! Wow!
Hey, are you blind? They`re doin`something illegal out there.
Coach, nowhere in the rule book doesit say anything about jumpin` too high.
Now sit down!
Looks like a lonely weekendin the mountains for you, Croft.
Come on, Squirrels!
Yea!
Did you see that, Croft?
Down, down!
Yes!
Yeah, yeah!
A tack.
Oh. Dale!
No!
Dale! Not the tacks!
- I don`t know.- Okay, now, this game is not over yet.
You just wanna steal the balland then score!
Pardon me, boys.Educator coming through.
Coach, I know very little aboutbasketball, but I do know chemistry.
And l-l believe that Dale is havinga problem, not with motivations,
but with some sort of adhesive buildupon the bottom of his shoes.
- Do you have any ethyl alcohol?- What?
- Excuse me. Hello, Dale.- Coach.- Oh, hello, Professor Brainard.
- May I see your sole?- Wh--
- I mean, the bottom of your shoe.- Oh, oh.
Now, the game`s not over yet. Keep yourchin up and your potential energy high.
`Cause you know why, Dale?
Son of a--
Get the ball.Jump with all your soul.
B-- But l`mon this end, sir. I--
Jump! Or l`ll flunk you.
- Uh-- What?- You heard me.
Jump, or l`ll flunk you outof my department for good.
Okay.
I think that`sa little harsh, but--
- Jump!- A-T-T-A-C-K!
The Medfield Squirrels are tryingto complete this astonishing comeback.
- Nice and patient, Rutland.Plenty of time, baby.- Rutland has the leadwith the clock winding down.
These rodents have foughttheir little hearts out tonight,
but it looks like the Squirrelsare gonna come up a coupleof nuts short of a bushel.
Playing keep-away are the Rangers.Here`s a wide-open "J" by Hatch.
Jump, Dale! Jump!
Jepner is soaringinto the air, makes the steal.
Look at him go! Jepner, with wingson his shoes, soaring to the other end!
He`s all over it.He dives. He`s through!
And Medfield upsets Rutlandon an incredible play by Dale Jepner!
- No!- And the Squirrels are going nuts.
- Yeah!- We won!- Oh, we did it!- Foul!
- We did it!- Foul! Foul!
Since when is it within therules for a player to accompanythe ball through the hoop?
Oh, I don`t know. Come on.I owe you dinner.
- Sara?- Good night, Phillip.
Good night.
Brainard had somethingto do with this.
It-lt`s the same stuff we sawthe other night over at his house.
Right.
I don`t know how, but l`m absolutelycertain your team cheated.
Oh, you`re just beinga sore loser.
Sara, m-m-may I speakto you for a moment? Alone?
What you have to say to her,you can say to both of us,
if you can remember.
Sara?
- Flubber.- Flubber?
Sounds like baby shampoo.
Flubber is what won the game.
That amazing aerial ballet...
was because I flubberizedthe boys` shoes.
A little on the bottom-- Whoo!
You are remarkable.
Sara?
Good night, Phillip.
Watch yourself.
Now what do we have to doto get you to take a hint?
It`s over, Phillip. You lost.
Go home. Play with your rubber.
What kind of car doesthat Brainard fellow drive?
Old T-Bird. Why?
- I just saw it.- So?
It was flying.
You heard me. Flying.
- Hey, who won?- We did.
Um, Professor,
why the long face?
- I think you know why.- Would it be a Sara issue?
Wish I understood human beings.
Wish I understood women.
Wish I understood emotions and passions.I wish I understood any of that.
If I did, I wouldn`t have had to spendmy entire life in a laboratory...
trying to figure outhow the world works.
I would`ve been out in the worldtrying to figure out why it works.
I know I love her, Weebo.
Every neuron in my limbic systemis saturated with phenylethylamine.
That triggers euphoria,elation, exhilaration.
Truth is, Weebo,
I`m not absent-minded becausel`m selfish or crazy or--
or inconsiderate.
I`m absent-minded because l`min love with Sara.
Oh, Professor.
That doesn`t matter any more,
`cause I don`t getany more chances with her.
That`s not true. There`s always anotherchance. I mean, you never know, right?
Probably just as wellthat it`s over.
- Why?- She has to move on.
- Oh.- I`m not right for her.
- But you knew that, didn`t you, Weebo?- Huh?
You never wanted meto marry her.
Well, you were right.I wasn`t right for her.
You`re the one for me, Weebo.
Just the two of us.
And flubber makes three.
- Good night, Weeb.- Good night.
Uh, Professor--
And this is the God`s truth:
I want him to havewhat he wants,
even if it means youinstead of me.
Ooh!
Sara? Sara, it`s me.
- Weebo?- May I come in?
Oh, l`m sorryto wake you like this,
but I can`t ring the doorbell.
- Is everything okay with Phillip?- Oh, yeah.
It`s nota conventional emergency.
Oh, Phillip would be very angryif he knew I left,
but I haveto show you something.
Do you have a minute?
Listen.
I know I love her, Weebo.
Every neuron in my limbic systemis saturated with phenylethylamine.
That triggers euphoria,elation, exhilaration.
Truth is, Weebo, l`m not absent-mindedbecause l`m selfish...
or crazy or-- or inconsiderate.
I`m absent-minded because l`min love with Sara.
Oh.
And this will beour little secret.
Phillip.
Oh.
- Sara?- Uh-huh.
This is it.This is the solution.
This is how we save the school.
That`s what l`ve been saying.Flubber.
- You saw what it did at the game.- Yes.
Imagine the line of shoeswe could develop.
Oh, no, no, no, Phillip,not shoes.
No. Look.
This. Flight.
- Flight?- Yes.
- Oh, of course.- A-Air travel.
Oh, Sara! Air travel.
- Yes.- Oh.
- We`d better sell thisto a car company.- Oh, Phillip.
- Hey!- Dr Reynolds.
Professor. It`s a pleasureto finally meet you.
I believe you know my son.
He used to play basketballfor Medfield.
Lovely old car.
Mind if I take a lookunder the hood?
Yes, I do.
And I don`t appreciate you gentlemenletting yourselves onto my property.
I expected somethingmore complex.
There`s a lot of moneyin your discovery.
Perhaps we could make a deal.
Any discovery I make will belongto Medfield College.
At the end of the term there isn`tgoing to be a Medfield College.
- We`ll see about that.- You could make a lot of money.
If we were interested in making money,we wouldn`t have become teachers.
You think you`ll be able to sellit for what you owe me...
by the end of the term?
We-- We will.
I`ll forget the debt right now.
No, l`m not selling.
When I leave,I take my offer with me.
We understand.
Good luck.
Come on.
Watch your back, smart guy.
Bad move, Professor.
Good morning!
Pardon me, Mr Seldon.
Are you interested in seeinga Phillip Brainard?
- Who?- He`s the college professoryou spoke to on the sixth...
about a brand-new car design.
Tell him l`m busy.Thank him for the interest.
- And send him a hat.- Well, he`s here.
He`s right outside.
It`s one of the rarest looksin watches you can actually own.
This watch we have hereis called the scarab.
It has Swiss--
Good night, Weber.
What?
One goon.
Two goons.
- Hey.- What?
- I think I found it.- You found it, all right!
- What was that?- Take two.
Knock, knock!
Kiss me, big boy!
Did you get it?
Yeah.
Oh, l-l`ve never seenso many zeroes.
When they saw us flying,they couldn`t wait to write the cheque.
This will save the school,Phillip.
Weebo?
They took the flubber.
Weebo?
- Weeb--- Oh.
Um, sh-she`s leakingbattery fluid.
Weebo, it`s me.
Do you have signal?Do you have audio signal?
Tracking. It`s me.Professor Brainard.
Focus. Weebo?
Can you see me?
She sees me.
Weebo.
It`s all right. I`ve-l`ve-- I needto get some sort of extension cord,
something so I can recharge her.
I`ve gotta-- I`ve gottadownload her, quick.
Weebo?
It`s all right. It`s okay.
Weebo, can you hear me?
It`s gonna be all right.
It`s like that time you ran intothe wall when I first made you.
We`ll get you upstairs,onto AC and--
She`s-She`s losing--
She`s losing power.It`s okay. It`s all right.
We just gotta get youto the docking station...
till I can make repairs.
Weebo?
Goodbye, my friend.
Gone. I have no idea what--
Goodbye.
I don`t know whatto do with her.
What happens to the soulof a machine, Sara?
Can you fix her?
I can make repairs,
but I can never bring backthe life it was she had.
That`s gone.
I never knew what it was to begin with.It was some sort of glorious accident.
I kept trying to recreate itand isolate it and find out what it was.
I never could.
What was that wordshe was displaying...
on her screen at the end?
Probably a file name.
Why was she displaying it?
She was damaged-- It`s, you know--download-- random piece of information.
- I don`t know.- What was that word?
Oh, can you remember?
No, l--
- Try.- I am.
It began with "S."
Hello, Phillip. It`s me. Weebo.
If I was human, that is.
If you`re watching this,l`m no longer here.
I hope my demise didn`tcause you any undue distress.
Phillip,
a full and complete designof me is in this file.
You didn`t forget it.I never showed it to you.
I`ve made a few changes.
I`ve removed a fewof my flaws...
and added a little of you.
I hope you thatyou can love my daughter...
as much as I loved you.
Ooh.
Surprise, surprise.
Professor Brainard.Dr Reynolds.
Good evening. Sit down.
You look, uh--
- Weary.- Yes. Weary.
You came to repay your loan?
- No.- I know you didn`t. I wasjust having a little fun.
I`m here to sell youthe flubber.
You been to your house recently?
- Yes.- Do I really need to buy it?
Flubber`sa very quixotic substance.
It`s very difficult to handle.Have you tried to do anything with it?
My man is working on it.It won`t be a problem.
Well, I could make ita lot easier for you.
If you give us a 30-dayextension on the loan,
I`ll tell you everythingI know...
and make youa great deal of flubber.
I`ll give you the 30 days,
and after thatyou give me two years.
Whatever you come up withover the next two years is mine.
That`s not fair!
Shop somewhere else, lady.
Sara, Sara. I`ll do it.
- May I see the flubber?- Would you like to show thesegood people to the library?
You`re going to enjoy this.Professor?
I got you a little help.
- The lovebirds.- Wilson. Shame on you.
- Welcome.- So you finally gave up teaching.
How could I pass up the opportunityto transform the energy industry?
Flubber. Very interesting, Phil.
Too bad it`s so unstable.
I was just looking over the formula.Dangerous mix.
You just have to know how todeal with it, really. It justtakes a few simple precautions--
Hey, hey. Hang on, "Einsteen."
- Stein.- Whatever.
- What`s this?- Well, it-it`s a hand cream thatacts as a separating agent.
- Right.- Um--
It`s so I can handlethe flubber.
- It`s okay.- Thank you.
She needs to assist me.Rub it on your hands.
It`s a, uh--
squirt gun.
- What`s it for?- I use that to lowerthe temperature of the tank.
Let him have it.
No, no. Give it to him.N-No, no. Give it to him.
W-- Stop thatand give it to him.
Put-Put it in his handand give it to him.
No, no, no, no, no.Give the gun to him.
Oh.
- Thank you.- You`re welcome.
You okay? lt`s me.
There you go.
Oh. Shh.
Do it for Weebo.
Look out!
Ooh.
Get him!
- Oh, dear.- Sara? Going somewhere?
Wilson.
Ooh.
Left, left, left,right, right, left.
- Sara!- Huh?- Grab her.
- What?- Jump!
I`m coming, Sara!
Yo!
Ooh!
Hey, Lumpy. Hmm?
- Come on.- Let`s go, smart guy.
- Ow.- Phillip, look out!
Sara!
- Get him.- This one`s for Weebo.
Ooh.
Oh, Mommy--
Wow.
Oh.
Beautiful.
For as much as thesetwo people have finally...
consented togetherin holy wedlock...
and have witnessed the samebefore God and this company,
I pronounce, believe it or not,
that they behusband and wife together.
- You may now kiss the video screen.- Oh.
Love you, Sara.
I love you.
I`ll meet you at the reception. I`malmost done. It`s gonna be remarkable.
Phillip, please be careful.
Don`t worry. These chemicalsare completely compatible.
There`s no chancethat anything could go wrong!
Hey, pal. We`re 30,000 feetup in the air.
There`s no monsters or bad guysway up here, okay?
You can look out the window.
Mom. Mom!
Flubber`s gone. Get back here!
When we get to the hotel,I don`t care what you say,
I`m not sharing a room with him.
Look at him. He`s gross.He bounces all the time.
He squeaks. He phase-shifts.
I mean, he`s a quasi-plasmoid.
If it`s hot in Hawaii,I hope he melts.
Ow