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Hi.
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Hi.
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My name is, Kent.
What's your name?
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Daphne.
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Daphne. That's a really beautiful name.
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It sounds like a
name of a flower.
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Obviously I know that it's not a flower,
but it sounds like it could be.
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I like flowers.
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Smelling them, stuff like that.
Sending them to people, it's good.
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Where are you from?
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Connecticut.
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Really? I'm a big fan of, Connecticut.
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I'm a... Who isn't, right?
You're close enough to the city...
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...and you can really enjoy it.
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But your also far enough that
you got a small town field.
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- Did you go to school out there?
- Yeah, I did. I went to Wesslam.
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That's perfect, that's a great school.
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- What's did you major in..?
- Psychology.
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It's great.
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Those are really beautiful
earrings, by the way.
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They do a nice job
of complementing your...
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Because on paper
you've done everything right.
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You've took an interest
in my personal history.
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You've complemented
my accessories.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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If we'd met in college, our relationship,
probably would've developed between us.
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Which I would have come to regret
because I would have found out...
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...that you're just as boring
and polite in the bedroom...
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...as you have been during
this, god awful conversation.
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Okay, Daphne...
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If I wanted a nice
sexual pen pal...
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...you'd be at the top of my list.
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We'd just, l-chat all night long.
LOL. Tickles.
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But unfortunately, that's
not what I'm looking for.
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I want a man whose
hand doesn't shake...
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...when he puts it up my shirt.
Do you know what I'm saying?
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Okay.
Daphne, if I could just...
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Save it, Kent.
I'm not looking for a BFF.
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Daphne, please.
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Bitch, I'm talking to you!
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-What did you call me?
-I didn't stutter.
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Oh you sure can talk the talk,
you crazy little slut.
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But, can you
deliver the goodies?
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I don't give a damn
about, Connecticut.
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I hate those cheap buildings.
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I'm from, North Dakota and this
is how we handle our business...
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...in the vice and state, mamma.
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Get your hands off me, right now.
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Or I will take you to your knees
in front of this entire bar.
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Promise?
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Hold on, angel crossing!
Angel crossing!
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Get on there. Here we
come. Watch out!
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What a beautiful view.
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So, this is where you live?
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This is where you live
too, honey. Come on.
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What do you think
about, Daphne?
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- I really liked, Daphne.
- You did?
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- Yeah.
- Definitely naughty.
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She's was a lot naughty,
but in the fun way.
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What about, Kent,
did you like him?
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- Kent was hot.
- Really?
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I like those glasses,
that was a nice touch.
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You want to try fill in
the whole great planes vibe?
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Like he was an angry
cowboy who drives a van.
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- Hot.
- But also has ninja equipment...
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...back in his apartment.
A lot's happening.
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- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
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Like a transformer.
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- I'd like to meet, Kent again.
- Yeah, come here.
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Toothpaste and all.
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- I love you, Kate.
- I love you, Brad.
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You are the best girl
in the whole world.
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Let's get these off, of you.
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That was fun.
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- That feels good.
- It's the acupressure.
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- Oh really?
- No, I just like to rub it.
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You know, this stuff is connected
to all different stuff inside your tummy.
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- I know that.
- I push the wrong thing...
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- You know what that's for?
- Not till later.
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Okay.
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So when's the big day?
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- Hmm.
- I'm sorry?
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We're getting married in the
spring in, South Carolina.
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- Yeah, what about you guys?
- We're not getting married.
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So, why do you take
the dance classes?
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We do a lot of stuff together.
That's one of many thing we do together.
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Yeah, it's fun.
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Can't think of what
we don't do together.
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Right, so why wouldn't you
wanna get married?
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- Yeah.
- We are happy.
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- We're happy.
- Yeah.
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And I love her.
Marriage kind of brings pressure...
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...and stress and all kinds of stuff.
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We don't want our relationship
to turn into work.
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We just wanna be together
'cause we enjoy it.
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Not because we have to, you know?.
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There's a reason that they
use the expression:
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"Tying the knot"
or "Ball and chain".
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Have you ever listened to the
words of a wedding ceremony?
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Like: "l promise to obey."
Or "Till death do us part."
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I'd rather be like stuck
on an island...
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...with some weird millionaire,
hunting me and trying to kill me...
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...and trying to escape
than be involved...
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...in something with those. That's like
a time bomb, waiting to explode.
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So, what about children?
You do want to make them, no?
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- No, no.
- No.
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- I don't wanna make them.
- Uh-uh.
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I just don't want to be like,
responsible for this kid...
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...and hurt their feelings
and disappoint them.
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Yeah, that's what
happened to our families.
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We're both from
divorced families.
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We've seen it play out. We don't
need to repeat the pattern.
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But anyway, congratulations
on getting married.
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That sounds like a really cool
thing, and to each their own.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas!
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Bye-bye.
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- Big-bad Brad!
- Hi!
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- How are you guys doing?
- Look at this. How are you?
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You remember
my girlfriend, Kate.
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- How are you? Good to see you.
- Hi.
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What are you guys
doing for, christmas?
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We got the entire
family flying in.
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13 airport pick-ups.
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4 days of listening
to how gifted my nieces are.
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My brother thinks his daughter,
the four year old...
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...is gonna be the next, Beyonce.
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She's bad and she sucks.
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I'm vacationing in tropical
Albany this year...
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...with, Tricia's family.
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They got us a cot,
which is awesome.
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But we'll probably end up sleeping...
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...on the musty couch
in the basement with the cats.
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All seven of them.
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We'll get to be there
the whole week.
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Sounds like
a prison sentence.
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Why do you guys put
yourselves through that?
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It's, christmas, right,
don't you have to?
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We don't need to do it.
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We don't.
We don't do it.
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- We're done.
- Why, what are you doing?
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- We're going to Fiji. Just the two of us.
- Yeah.
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Fiji?
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Yeah.
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Don't your families
get upset?
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Not if you tell them
you're doing charity work.
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Like building houses
in third world countries.
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Teaching english as a second
language in, Puerto Rico.
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Helping orphans in, Somalia.
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Helping, Chinese kids capture lobsters.
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Boil them, cut them, clean the
weird stuff out the middle.
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We find it that the more
details you give...
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...kinda throws them off the set.
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You lie to your families
at, christmas time?
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You really can't spell
families without lies.
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Try it.
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But don't you
ever feel guilty?
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For taking a vacation
on our vacation?
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No, not really.
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- You do look pretty sexy with a tan.
- Thanks, babe.
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You could take this one.
This one here.
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- Like that.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Oh by the way I made a couple's
massage reservation for this weekend.
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- You did? That's great.
- Yeah.
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I should probably check
us in online, after this.
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I did it.
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You checked us in already?
You're the best, sweetheart.
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I picked up a pair of those noise
canceling headphones, you wanted.
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- You did not.
- For the next time.
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- Oh my God.
- I'm excited.
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We should probably sign up for
the scuba boat as soon as we get there...
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I heard it fills up
really quick.
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Do you feel like we've
been on this vacation before?
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The scuba diving, we did that
in Bali and Costa Rica.
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Yeah, but this is Fiji.
We've never been to Fiji.
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That's a whole different island.
and the resort there is beautiful,
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and the scuba diving
there's gonna be totally different.
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It's different water different fish.
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It's gonna be really good.
I'm excited.
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- lt's gonna be amazing.
- Are you excited?
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- I am. I'm really excited.
- I am excited.
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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Hey, Mom, merry, christmas.
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Yeah.
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Listen. Actually I'm sorry
I didn't call you sooner.
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We're actually heading
out today to, Burma.
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Yeah. That's exactly
the island in, Asia, Burma.
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We're inoculating babies there.
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Yeah, we'll be helping
out with these kids.
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It's such a great cause, but honestly...
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it just sucks that we're not able to
be there with you and the entire family.
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You know how much. I know, mom it's been
three years since I've been there for, christmas.
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I wish I would've
called you sooner.
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But, Kate sent all
the gifts and stuff to you.
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Okay.
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That's Merry Christmas
in Burmese.
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All right, I'll tell her.
I love you too. Bye.
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You learned "Merry Christmas" in, Burmese.
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I gotta take everything
to the next level.
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Come on, let's do this.
I'm excited.
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Attention, San Francisco
passengers.
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All flights
have been grounded...
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...due to extreme
weather conditions.
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Sir, excuse me.
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Well the phone's will be in
and your flight's not going out.
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But what I can do
is get you set up for standby...
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...on the first flight
to Fiji tomorrow. Okay?
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Tomorrow's not going to be great for us.
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We've already scheduled
a couple's massage...
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I'm sorry, sir. I don't make
the fog, I deal with it.
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The best I can do is get you
guys set up a suite at the, Radisson.
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They have lovely accommodations,
it's right next to the airport.
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You promise?
At the, Radisson?
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- Did you hear that?
- Brad.
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No, no that's terrific.
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Would it be possible
to take us out...
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and get us, McDonald's as desert?
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I'll start missing
flights more often.
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With this kind of
red carpet service is available.
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- Because that's terrific. A suite.
- Brad, please.
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That's not helping, Brad, okay.
Is there another airline...
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that you're possibly affiliated with?
Like a sister airline that we can transfer to?
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- No, I'm sorry.
- Do you have a cousin airline?
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How about an airline that
your airline's filled out before?
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The FAA has ruled that the, Bay
area fog is simply too thick.
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No flights are coming in
and no flights are going out...
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until at least tomorrow morning.
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Let's see how travelers
are coping in all of this chaos.
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We have a couple over here.
Excuse me, sir? Excuse me.
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Where are you headed
for this, christmas?
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We're live on the air.
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You certainly look
dressed for a vacation.
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We're taking...
And we take the trips.
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We'll take a different trip.
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What he's trying to say is
that we plan a trip every year.
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This is actually
ruining our Christmas.
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You must be pretty upset.
Are you visiting friends and family?
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This is, Kate.
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Hi, mom.
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00:13:08.186 --> 00:13:10.322
I know, mom. All the flights
were cancelled for today.
242
00:13:10.322 --> 00:13:11.456
- But they're not really...
- Sweetheart It's, my dad.
243
00:13:11.456 --> 00:13:14.226
They're not sure,
whether or not if it'll be today.
244
00:13:14.226 --> 00:13:16.361
You want me to answer it?
Do I answer or no?
245
00:13:16.361 --> 00:13:18.158
Do I pick it up or not?
246
00:13:18.263 --> 00:13:20.432
Yes, I know. I understand
you have feelings.
247
00:13:20.432 --> 00:13:24.232
What? What do you want me to do? I don't know
what this means, I don't know what your saying to me.
248
00:13:28.206 --> 00:13:30.242
Alright he's gonna give you a big
hug when he see's you, mom.
249
00:13:30.242 --> 00:13:32.301
- I'm not hugging anybody.
- He's really excited about the hug.
250
00:13:33.245 --> 00:13:35.304
- Alright we'll see you at noon.
- Noon?
251
00:13:36.314 --> 00:13:38.450
Kate, are you crazy?
Did you just commit us to go?
252
00:13:38.450 --> 00:13:42.220
What did you want me to say?
They saw us on the news.
253
00:13:42.220 --> 00:13:44.245
We're obviously not
inoculating babies in, Burma.
254
00:13:44.356 --> 00:13:45.448
- No...
- We are stuck here.
255
00:13:46.191 --> 00:13:47.425
By the way, what did you say to your dad?
256
00:13:47.425 --> 00:13:50.362
I told my dad that of course
we'll be going over there.
257
00:13:50.362 --> 00:13:52.262
Don't compare
your situation.
258
00:13:52.330 --> 00:13:54.230
- You kidding?
- There's new stuff...
259
00:13:54.299 --> 00:13:55.367
...that you're missing here, Kate.
260
00:13:55.367 --> 00:13:58.165
My Dad's a unique specific
animal. Your mother's not.
261
00:13:58.236 --> 00:14:00.472
My dad, your mom.
My mom, your dad.
262
00:14:00.472 --> 00:14:01.473
Great.
263
00:14:01.473 --> 00:14:04.169
We'll see all four families in one day, Kate.
264
00:14:04.242 --> 00:14:06.369
Do you have any idea what this means?
Do you have any idea what you committed us to?
265
00:14:06.444 --> 00:14:09.345
I know exactly
what this means.
266
00:14:21.459 --> 00:14:22.426
Brad.
267
00:14:25.263 --> 00:14:26.230
Baby.
268
00:14:27.399 --> 00:14:29.230
I don't want to fight.
269
00:14:30.201 --> 00:14:31.403
Honey, I don't wanna fight either.
270
00:14:31.403 --> 00:14:34.272
- I hate this.
- We never fight, honey. I'm sorry.
271
00:14:34.272 --> 00:14:35.239
I love you.
272
00:14:36.441 --> 00:14:39.311
This is what our families do, you
know that? This is what happens.
273
00:14:39.311 --> 00:14:41.446
My mother makes me crazy
every time I talk to her.
274
00:14:41.446 --> 00:14:44.249
You're absolutely right.
Here's all we got to do.
275
00:14:44.249 --> 00:14:46.284
We just gotta get through these, Four Christmases...
276
00:14:46.284 --> 00:14:48.420
as quickly and as painlessly as possible.
277
00:14:48.420 --> 00:14:51.446
Exactly. Promise me that no
matter what happens today...
278
00:14:52.290 --> 00:14:53.450
we'll still have each other, right.
279
00:14:54.459 --> 00:14:57.189
- Honey, of course we will.
- Okay.
280
00:15:07.205 --> 00:15:09.264
Hey listen. If one of these
houses gets a little too intense...
281
00:15:09.341 --> 00:15:11.343
- I think we're gonna need a exit strategy.
- Yes.
282
00:15:11.343 --> 00:15:14.279
We'll need a word that both of us know
that means it's time to leave.
283
00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:16.247
What do you think our
safe word, should be?
284
00:15:16.247 --> 00:15:17.482
It's a good idea.
Mistletoe.
285
00:15:17.482 --> 00:15:19.450
- Mistletoe is really good.
- Okay.
286
00:15:20.318 --> 00:15:24.152
By the way, my father's house
can get particularly uncomfortable.
287
00:15:24.222 --> 00:15:27.392
Please sweetheat, do not feel
embarrassed if you feel the need...
288
00:15:27.392 --> 00:15:29.383
to pull the rip cord early,
say, Mistletoe...
289
00:15:29.461 --> 00:15:31.452
if this house gets too
uncomfortable for you.
290
00:15:32.197 --> 00:15:34.222
- Okay.
- Even if we're there for 10 min.
291
00:15:34.299 --> 00:15:36.199
All right, I'll let you
know where I'm at.
292
00:15:36.368 --> 00:15:38.336
I'm just looking out for you
on this one. I want you to be cool.
293
00:15:38.336 --> 00:15:41.272
Brad, I'm gonna go see your
dad and your brothers right now.
294
00:15:41.272 --> 00:15:43.433
Unless you're too weird
with it, then we're out.
295
00:15:44.309 --> 00:15:46.300
- I'm going in.
- And going out would be...
296
00:15:47.345 --> 00:15:50.281
- Mistletoe.
- Done. Let's get out of here.
297
00:15:50.281 --> 00:15:53.444
Brad, we're going in. Let's go.
298
00:16:03.194 --> 00:16:06.297
Son of a bitch.
The TV stars actually came.
299
00:16:06.297 --> 00:16:08.366
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, Dad.
300
00:16:08.366 --> 00:16:10.335
Merry Christmas, tiny.
Good to see you.
301
00:16:10.335 --> 00:16:12.360
- Thanks for having us.
- Good to see you.
302
00:16:12.437 --> 00:16:13.471
- Come on in.
- Okay.
303
00:16:13.471 --> 00:16:16.307
Let's... Let's celebrate.
304
00:16:16.307 --> 00:16:18.172
Okay. Sounds good.
305
00:16:22.347 --> 00:16:24.349
That's a lot of presents
you sent there, boy.
306
00:16:24.349 --> 00:16:26.214
You're trying
to out do us?
307
00:16:26.351 --> 00:16:28.285
The biggest one is
for you, Howard.
308
00:16:29.421 --> 00:16:31.189
Yeah? What is it?
309
00:16:31.189 --> 00:16:32.281
I'm not gonna tell you.
310
00:16:36.327 --> 00:16:37.351
What, are you crazy?
311
00:16:37.429 --> 00:16:38.396
- Bro.
- Hey, buddy.
312
00:16:44.202 --> 00:16:45.169
Baby!
313
00:16:47.472 --> 00:16:50.441
Kate, these are my brothers:
Denver and Dallas.
314
00:16:51.309 --> 00:16:54.245
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
315
00:16:54.245 --> 00:16:56.213
You must be, Orlando's girl.
316
00:16:56.414 --> 00:16:57.346
Orlando?
317
00:16:57.415 --> 00:17:00.418
We're named after the cities
in which we were conceived.
318
00:17:00.418 --> 00:17:03.387
I'm, Denver that's, Dallas.
And this is, Orlando.
319
00:17:06.191 --> 00:17:07.192
Orlando?
320
00:17:07.192 --> 00:17:10.286
My given name is, Orlando.
But I changed it to, Brad.
321
00:17:11.362 --> 00:17:12.386
I'm, Brad.
322
00:17:13.465 --> 00:17:14.466
What?
323
00:17:14.466 --> 00:17:17.264
Well, merry christmas one and all.
324
00:17:17.435 --> 00:17:19.335
- Orderves for anyone.
- Come on.
325
00:17:20.205 --> 00:17:22.173
Who are you trying
to impress, Suze?
326
00:17:22.340 --> 00:17:24.309
We also got beer moses in the back.
327
00:17:24.309 --> 00:17:25.298
Ladies first.
328
00:17:26.244 --> 00:17:27.233
Thank you so much.
329
00:17:30.381 --> 00:17:32.281
What is this?
Is this cheese?
330
00:17:32.484 --> 00:17:34.281
Yeah, spray.
331
00:17:35.487 --> 00:17:39.423
Spray cheese from the famous
family of aerosol cheeses.
332
00:17:45.330 --> 00:17:46.354
Give me a hand.
333
00:17:50.335 --> 00:17:51.336
Here we go.
334
00:17:51.336 --> 00:17:54.271
Do you have something
to say about my wife's cheese?
335
00:17:56.374 --> 00:17:57.475
Hump it! Hump it!
336
00:17:57.475 --> 00:17:59.444
I haven't seen
that move in a while.
337
00:17:59.444 --> 00:18:03.210
Shut it, soldier boy!
338
00:18:03.448 --> 00:18:06.178
The spray cheese!
The spray cheese!
339
00:18:06.384 --> 00:18:08.409
Bring it home, soldier boy.
340
00:18:23.301 --> 00:18:26.395
Oh my, god, honey. I am so sorry
that you had to see that.
341
00:18:26.471 --> 00:18:28.406
Let me apologize for them.
342
00:18:28.406 --> 00:18:32.410
If you wanna say "Mistletoe"
because it's too heavy for you, I get it.
343
00:18:32.410 --> 00:18:34.379
I get it. I totally get it. Don't
feel weird about that.
344
00:18:34.379 --> 00:18:37.382
If you need to get out of here, you let me
know where your comfort zone is.
345
00:18:37.382 --> 00:18:38.371
Beacause that was weird.
346
00:18:39.350 --> 00:18:41.486
I can not believe you didn't
tell me your real name.
347
00:18:41.486 --> 00:18:43.283
- What are you talking about?
- l just...
348
00:18:44.355 --> 00:18:46.448
It's just crazy to me. We've
been together for 3 years now
349
00:18:47.192 --> 00:18:49.327
and I don't even know your real name.
doesn't that strike you as a little bit odd?
350
00:18:49.327 --> 00:18:53.160
No, it's not a little bit odd. I
hated my name, so I changed it.
351
00:18:53.198 --> 00:18:56.167
You don't say hey: "My name used
to be asshole, but it's, Bob."
352
00:18:56.234 --> 00:18:59.204
- You just say: "My name is, Bob."
- Maybe to a stranger on the street...
353
00:18:59.204 --> 00:19:00.471
but to somebody you're
sharing your life with,
354
00:19:00.471 --> 00:19:02.340
Yeah you tell them your real name.
355
00:19:02.340 --> 00:19:04.342
Sweetheart, I really don't want
to get into this right now.
356
00:19:04.342 --> 00:19:06.367
By rhe way this is exactly why I was
afraid if we came here.
357
00:19:06.444 --> 00:19:09.380
this is isn't us, it's them.
We're letting them in.
358
00:19:09.380 --> 00:19:12.350
Okay but your real name isn't asshole.
It's like your middle name.
359
00:19:12.350 --> 00:19:14.319
Don't wanna be
blindsided again.
360
00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:17.222
That's very funny. Go ahead
and take a shot at me.
361
00:19:17.222 --> 00:19:19.290
It's bad enough, I have to deal
with those, Neanderthals
362
00:19:19.290 --> 00:19:21.155
but now I gotta take it from you too?
363
00:19:21.226 --> 00:19:24.462
No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't
let them walk over you either.
364
00:19:24.462 --> 00:19:27.398
Kate, they are trained, UFC fighters.
365
00:19:27.398 --> 00:19:29.298
They know pressure
points on people.
366
00:19:29.367 --> 00:19:31.202
But you're twice their size.
367
00:19:31.202 --> 00:19:33.304
They're semi-professional
cage fighters.
368
00:19:33.304 --> 00:19:35.373
Like one person comes out,
one person doesn't.
369
00:19:35.373 --> 00:19:38.209
A cock fighting
but with dudes.
370
00:19:38.209 --> 00:19:41.312
- I thought you said they were personal trainers.
- They're dude cock fighters.
371
00:19:41.312 --> 00:19:43.212
Like that thing you see on the pay-per-view.
372
00:19:43.281 --> 00:19:46.284
Yes exactly. Except they don't
actually get paid for it.
373
00:19:46.284 --> 00:19:48.252
They mostly just brawl
in people's backyards...
374
00:19:48.319 --> 00:19:50.388
and then they upload
the footage to, YouTube.
375
00:19:50.388 --> 00:19:54.188
Honey, my childhood was just
like the, "Shawshank Redemption".
376
00:19:54.259 --> 00:19:57.462
Except I didn't have some kind,
older, soft spoken black man...
377
00:19:57.462 --> 00:19:59.293
to share my struggle with.
378
00:19:59.364 --> 00:20:01.423
But you're not
that child anymore, okay?
379
00:20:01.499 --> 00:20:06.163
You're a grown, strong,
confident, successful man.
380
00:20:06.404 --> 00:20:08.304
I really don't want to get into this.
381
00:20:08.373 --> 00:20:12.241
Brad, let me just let you know
the truth. They're intimidated by you.
382
00:20:12.310 --> 00:20:14.278
What you need to do
is go out there...
383
00:20:14.345 --> 00:20:15.437
and set some
healthy boundaries...
384
00:20:16.180 --> 00:20:19.149
and demand that they respect
you. You know what I'm saying?
385
00:20:19.217 --> 00:20:21.352
Hey, big city, come to
open up some presents!
386
00:20:21.352 --> 00:20:24.219
- Come on son, we gotta go!
- This is your opportunity.
387
00:20:24.455 --> 00:20:26.218
You can do this, baby.
388
00:20:31.229 --> 00:20:32.355
Right, right.
389
00:20:33.298 --> 00:20:34.356
Okay, gentlemen.
390
00:20:35.333 --> 00:20:37.301
Can we take it down
a notch, please?
391
00:20:38.202 --> 00:20:40.371
I'm not a kid, you can't
talk to me like that anymore.
392
00:20:40.371 --> 00:20:42.240
We're adults.
Do you understand?
393
00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:44.333
I'm a grown man
with hair on my chest, right?
394
00:20:44.409 --> 00:20:47.378
There's gonna be certain boundaries
that are gonna exist between us.
395
00:20:48.313 --> 00:20:51.441
They might be invisible. I know you
gentlemen won't be able to see them,
396
00:20:52.183 --> 00:20:55.243
but you're certainly gonna be able
to respect the fact that they're there.
397
00:20:55.420 --> 00:20:58.218
These boundaries
are not to be crossed.
398
00:20:58.389 --> 00:21:02.348
And if they are crossed, there's
gonna be real consequences to that.
399
00:21:06.364 --> 00:21:07.331
Thank you.
400
00:21:12.270 --> 00:21:14.170
Welcome back, stud!
401
00:21:15.273 --> 00:21:16.240
Don't!
402
00:21:16.341 --> 00:21:17.308
Stop!
403
00:21:22.280 --> 00:21:23.247
Stop it!
404
00:21:29.354 --> 00:21:30.488
Come on, can I go in?
405
00:21:30.488 --> 00:21:33.324
No, you boys could get hurt.
406
00:21:33.324 --> 00:21:34.325
Come in!
407
00:21:34.325 --> 00:21:36.190
- Come on!
- Take us in!
408
00:21:36.260 --> 00:21:37.352
- Go!
- Yes!
409
00:21:42.233 --> 00:21:43.200
Get it!
410
00:21:46.337 --> 00:21:47.395
Google me, bitch!
411
00:21:48.206 --> 00:21:48.433
What?
412
00:21:49.207 --> 00:21:51.437
Google me. You might wanna
look me up sometime, Barbara!
413
00:21:52.410 --> 00:21:54.207
No! Dad!
414
00:21:54.379 --> 00:21:55.346
Stop!
415
00:21:56.280 --> 00:21:57.372
Let's open the presents...
416
00:21:57.448 --> 00:22:00.246
so, Orlando can get
to his other, christmases alright.
417
00:22:00.451 --> 00:22:01.418
Let's do it.
418
00:22:10.294 --> 00:22:11.261
Baby.
419
00:22:12.330 --> 00:22:14.264
It's me. It's me.
Are you okay?
420
00:22:15.233 --> 00:22:16.325
Did you break anything?
421
00:22:19.337 --> 00:22:21.202
I am so proud of you.
422
00:22:22.273 --> 00:22:24.298
Orlando, you're closest
to the tree, you distribute.
423
00:22:31.382 --> 00:22:33.451
Gosh, wasn't it so
hard to find gifts...
424
00:22:33.451 --> 00:22:35.248
under the 10 dollar cap this year?
425
00:22:35.319 --> 00:22:37.221
The first gift is to, Connor.
426
00:22:37.221 --> 00:22:39.390
- The 10 dollar what?
- 10 dollar spending cap.
427
00:22:39.390 --> 00:22:42.223
Uncle Brad and his special
friend Kate, maybe...
428
00:22:42.293 --> 00:22:43.260
Brad?
429
00:22:43.461 --> 00:22:45.258
I'll be your nice uncle...
430
00:22:45.329 --> 00:22:47.354
...after you see what I got you.
Go ahead open it up.
431
00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:50.167
- Brad?
- Yeah.
432
00:22:50.401 --> 00:22:51.333
What?
433
00:22:51.402 --> 00:22:54.238
- X-Box. This is awesome.
- Whoa.
434
00:22:54.238 --> 00:22:55.373
Top shelf for you, pal.
435
00:22:55.373 --> 00:22:58.365
It's got the triple core processor,
wireless controllers the whole deal.
436
00:22:58.476 --> 00:23:00.445
It was a 10 dollar
spending cap.
437
00:23:00.445 --> 00:23:03.346
How in the hell did you find
an X-Box for under 10 dollars?
438
00:23:04.248 --> 00:23:07.251
Looks like someone's trying to
show off how much money he makes.
439
00:23:07.251 --> 00:23:09.377
Maybe someone's family
didn't tell him that,
440
00:23:09.453 --> 00:23:10.421
there was a 10 dollar spending cap.
441
00:23:10.421 --> 00:23:13.424
Or maybe if you came home
you'd know crap like that.
442
00:23:13.424 --> 00:23:15.426
Guys can we try
to stay positive here?
443
00:23:15.426 --> 00:23:18.429
What's the problem? We're trying
to give some gifts to some children.
444
00:23:18.429 --> 00:23:21.299
It's, christmas. Let's keep
the momentum going here.
445
00:23:21.299 --> 00:23:26.259
The next gift is to, Cody
and this is from your dad.
446
00:23:27.305 --> 00:23:29.364
I'm sure this is
a good gift too. Okay?
447
00:23:31.409 --> 00:23:33.172
Dig in there, tear it up.
448
00:23:35.313 --> 00:23:36.405
A flashlight?
449
00:23:37.482 --> 00:23:39.177
That's it?
450
00:23:39.417 --> 00:23:41.352
Why don't you love me,
Daddy?
451
00:23:41.352 --> 00:23:44.455
Okay, okay. Honestly,
I think it's my fault.
452
00:23:44.455 --> 00:23:46.423
I didn't know there was
a 10 dollar spending cap.
453
00:23:46.491 --> 00:23:49.460
Well my gift from, Santa Claus
better be straight cool.
454
00:23:50.194 --> 00:23:52.330
I have a feeling that your
gift from, Santas
455
00:23:52.330 --> 00:23:54.355
probably going to ring
around 10 dollars too.
456
00:23:54.432 --> 00:23:57.335
Why? Is, Santa Claus
cheap like my daddy?
457
00:23:57.335 --> 00:24:00.202
No, Santa is dad.
Dad is...
458
00:24:01.439 --> 00:24:02.406
Right.
459
00:24:03.407 --> 00:24:04.431
I don't understand.
460
00:24:05.276 --> 00:24:08.245
What's happening? What's happening?
What's the problem?
461
00:24:09.213 --> 00:24:11.204
There's no, Santa Claus.
462
00:24:11.482 --> 00:24:14.383
You're joking with me, right?
You're kidding me.
463
00:24:15.286 --> 00:24:17.254
They know there's
no, Santa Claus, right?
464
00:24:18.356 --> 00:24:19.357
They do now.
465
00:24:19.357 --> 00:24:21.325
How could you lie to us, Daddy?
466
00:24:21.325 --> 00:24:22.451
There is a Santa Claus.
467
00:24:23.194 --> 00:24:23.455
Cody, come on.
468
00:24:24.195 --> 00:24:26.254
You and Santa Claus
don't love me.
469
00:24:26.464 --> 00:24:29.333
That's not gonna
bring back Santa. That's not...
470
00:24:29.333 --> 00:24:31.358
When he gets hurt inside
and can't get...
471
00:24:31.435 --> 00:24:34.268
...his emotions into words,
he takes to streaking.
472
00:24:36.307 --> 00:24:38.275
Don't worry, he always comes back.
473
00:24:38.376 --> 00:24:40.207
Nobody loves me!
474
00:24:42.413 --> 00:24:45.283
Okay, look.
I'm really, really sorry.
475
00:24:45.283 --> 00:24:47.217
- I just assumed...
- All right. All right.
476
00:24:47.451 --> 00:24:49.253
Let's keep it moving.
477
00:24:49.253 --> 00:24:51.221
I'm starting to lose my balls over here.
478
00:24:51.455 --> 00:24:52.422
All right?
479
00:24:54.358 --> 00:24:57.225
What's this one here?
You're gonna love this, poppy.
480
00:24:57.395 --> 00:24:59.226
That's a satellite dish, Howard.
481
00:24:59.430 --> 00:25:01.232
Why would I want a satellite?
482
00:25:01.232 --> 00:25:03.359
That's not a satellite,
it's a satellite dish.
483
00:25:03.467 --> 00:25:06.437
Terrific. You got so many more
channels and viewing options.
484
00:25:06.437 --> 00:25:08.302
You don't think I get enough channels?
485
00:25:09.340 --> 00:25:11.475
Well, your TV right now
is a radio, so...
486
00:25:11.475 --> 00:25:12.476
Wait.
487
00:25:12.476 --> 00:25:16.207
How much is this gift
gonna cost me a month?
488
00:25:17.315 --> 00:25:19.383
Apparently it's not going to cost you.
We're paying for the services.
489
00:25:19.383 --> 00:25:21.374
- So, nothing actually.
- Wait, wait.
490
00:25:22.186 --> 00:25:24.288
Just because I drive
a combine for a living...
491
00:25:24.288 --> 00:25:26.313
doesn't mean I need me
a fancy pants lawyer son...
492
00:25:26.390 --> 00:25:28.459
- paying the bills for me.
- Okay, you win.
493
00:25:28.459 --> 00:25:31.223
If you want to pay, for
the stuff, you pay for it.
494
00:25:31.295 --> 00:25:34.264
The installation guy comes on Tuesday,
he's gonna install it for you.
495
00:25:34.332 --> 00:25:36.400
Cancel it. We install things
ourselves in this house.
496
00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:40.338
Dad, I think you gonna want
a professional to handle this.
497
00:25:40.338 --> 00:25:43.171
If you think I'll allow
a sex predator...
498
00:25:43.341 --> 00:25:45.400
...in a uniform to wander
around my house...
499
00:25:46.244 --> 00:25:47.336
...and touch my underwear...
500
00:25:48.346 --> 00:25:51.213
You got another thing coming, no.
501
00:25:52.216 --> 00:25:53.410
I'll see you top side in five.
502
00:25:54.185 --> 00:25:55.319
All three on the roof.
503
00:25:55.319 --> 00:25:56.343
- Let's go.
- Okay.
504
00:25:59.223 --> 00:26:01.214
To her mother.
I gotta take a grumpy.
505
00:26:02.326 --> 00:26:03.315
What don't you...?
506
00:26:04.395 --> 00:26:06.295
You wanna go over
to your mom?
507
00:26:07.231 --> 00:26:11.292
Yeah, okay, come here.
Careful. There you go.
508
00:26:12.403 --> 00:26:15.167
Ain't it nice to have everybody
home for the holidays?
509
00:26:15.239 --> 00:26:16.433
Yes, it is.
510
00:26:18.409 --> 00:26:21.207
We're gonna make
bologna sandwiches I think.
511
00:26:25.483 --> 00:26:27.417
Okay, here we go.
512
00:26:28.352 --> 00:26:29.319
Okay.
513
00:26:30.221 --> 00:26:31.422
Take her before
it explodes.
514
00:26:31.422 --> 00:26:32.389
Thank you.
515
00:26:34.325 --> 00:26:36.259
Gotta go and do
some man's work.
516
00:26:47.405 --> 00:26:49.273
You gotta use
a lock nut on that.
517
00:26:49.273 --> 00:26:52.209
I know what I'm doing.
I don't need any lock nut.
518
00:26:52.209 --> 00:26:53.411
Sorry, I know that you major...
519
00:26:53.411 --> 00:26:56.312
...in a satellite dish
installation at, Stanford.
520
00:26:58.282 --> 00:26:59.249
Yeah.
521
00:26:59.417 --> 00:27:02.352
Great, dude. Mock me
for being educated. That's awesome.
522
00:27:02.453 --> 00:27:04.284
- Hey, Grandpa!
- Hey!
523
00:27:05.222 --> 00:27:06.348
Come play, war with me!
524
00:27:07.458 --> 00:27:09.392
Maybe later, grandpa is busy.
525
00:27:11.228 --> 00:27:14.197
Grandma's boyfriend
plays with me whenever I want.
526
00:27:14.398 --> 00:27:18.202
Your grandmother's boyfriend
is a first class ass sniffer.
527
00:27:18.202 --> 00:27:19.328
You can tell him I said so.
528
00:27:19.470 --> 00:27:21.404
Connor, go get us
some beers, man.
529
00:27:23.441 --> 00:27:26.410
Sounds like you and mom
really turned a corner there.
530
00:27:27.411 --> 00:27:30.314
I don't want to speak ill
of your mother on, christmas.
531
00:27:30.314 --> 00:27:31.281
But...
532
00:27:32.249 --> 00:27:33.484
she's nothing but a
common street whore.
533
00:27:33.484 --> 00:27:35.452
Okay, that's great.
Nicely said.
534
00:27:36.187 --> 00:27:38.155
What?
What do you call a woman...
535
00:27:38.222 --> 00:27:40.358
...who throws away a career,
abandons her kids...
536
00:27:40.358 --> 00:27:42.293
...and runs off
with another man?
537
00:27:42.293 --> 00:27:44.284
- What are you talking about?
- What do you call her?
538
00:27:44.362 --> 00:27:47.264
Dad, she was a cashier,
that's not really a career.
539
00:27:47.264 --> 00:27:50.368
That would fall in the category of a job,
and she left you because you wouldn't talk to her.
540
00:27:50.368 --> 00:27:53.437
Stopped spending time with her. You
completly shut her out of your life.
541
00:27:53.437 --> 00:27:57.271
I fed her, I put a roof over her head
and I never lied to her face.
542
00:27:57.341 --> 00:27:59.343
I spoiled her, that's what I did.
543
00:27:59.343 --> 00:28:01.208
Let that be a lesson to you kids...
544
00:28:01.278 --> 00:28:03.246
about being honest with your wives.
545
00:28:03.314 --> 00:28:07.216
You can't spell "families"
without lies, am I right?
546
00:28:07.451 --> 00:28:09.214
- Amen, Dad.
- Yeah.
547
00:28:12.323 --> 00:28:15.224
What is she like...
two or three months?
548
00:28:16.327 --> 00:28:18.229
- Nine.
- Wow.
549
00:28:18.229 --> 00:28:19.389
- Yeah.
- Nine months.
550
00:28:20.264 --> 00:28:23.199
She's not walking or
taking care of herself by now?
551
00:28:23.267 --> 00:28:26.237
Are you kidding me?
Most days I'm lucky to get...
552
00:28:26.237 --> 00:28:28.296
my boob out of her mouth
so I can shower.
553
00:28:28.439 --> 00:28:30.304
- Yeah.
- Does that hurt?
554
00:28:30.374 --> 00:28:31.375
What, breast feeding?
555
00:28:31.375 --> 00:28:32.342
No.
556
00:28:33.377 --> 00:28:36.312
Maybe at first, but
the nipples get tough.
557
00:28:37.314 --> 00:28:39.248
I can hardly
feel mine anymore.
558
00:28:40.451 --> 00:28:42.180
You wanna flick one?
559
00:28:42.386 --> 00:28:43.387
- No.
- Please.
560
00:28:43.387 --> 00:28:44.376
- No, no.
- Go ahead.
561
00:28:44.488 --> 00:28:48.259
That's okay. I have a set of my
own. So I'm just gonna pass.
562
00:28:48.259 --> 00:28:49.419
- Sure. Of course.
- But thanks.
563
00:28:50.394 --> 00:28:52.191
Okay, we're all set!
564
00:28:53.230 --> 00:28:54.162
Hey!
565
00:28:54.432 --> 00:28:56.263
The picture's all fuzzy.
566
00:28:56.500 --> 00:28:59.470
Did you get me some
sort of cheap old satellite?
567
00:28:59.470 --> 00:29:01.472
No, it's not a cheap
old satellite.
568
00:29:01.472 --> 00:29:05.169
I just gotta adjust it.
How about now?
569
00:29:05.309 --> 00:29:06.310
Even worse!
570
00:29:06.310 --> 00:29:07.436
I can make it work! Hold on!
571
00:29:08.179 --> 00:29:09.146
How about now?
572
00:29:09.380 --> 00:29:10.381
Dad...!
573
00:29:10.381 --> 00:29:13.317
Could you hold her?
I need to bake another thing.
574
00:29:13.317 --> 00:29:15.285
No, actually... Okay.
575
00:29:16.320 --> 00:29:17.321
Okay.
576
00:29:17.321 --> 00:29:19.186
Come on, you can't break her.
577
00:29:19.323 --> 00:29:20.391
- Okay.
- Yeah.
578
00:29:20.391 --> 00:29:21.415
Okay, you know what...?
579
00:29:22.259 --> 00:29:24.386
It's a satellite, you gotta
point it up at the satellite.
580
00:29:24.462 --> 00:29:26.230
How about now, is it better now?
581
00:29:26.230 --> 00:29:28.164
No, it's worse.
It's still crappy.
582
00:29:29.266 --> 00:29:30.426
I don't think she likes me.
583
00:29:31.202 --> 00:29:32.328
She likes you fine.
584
00:29:33.204 --> 00:29:35.263
Just give her a chance
to warm up to you.
585
00:29:35.473 --> 00:29:38.203
- How about now?
- Worse. It's worse.
586
00:29:38.275 --> 00:29:39.264
Son of a bitch.
587
00:29:40.411 --> 00:29:43.437
Take the damn thing down. I
can do better with my rabbit ears.
588
00:29:44.181 --> 00:29:45.273
I love my rabbit ears!
589
00:29:49.253 --> 00:29:50.421
Can you tell me "hot or cold".
590
00:29:50.421 --> 00:29:52.218
- What?
- Hot or cold.
591
00:29:52.289 --> 00:29:56.191
Hot or cold what? What the hell
does that mean, hot or cold?
592
00:29:57.294 --> 00:29:59.262
How long until
she warms up to me?
593
00:29:59.463 --> 00:30:01.226
Not long at all.
594
00:30:03.334 --> 00:30:04.468
- Horrible.
- Point it up!
595
00:30:04.468 --> 00:30:06.270
Shut up, and let me work!
596
00:30:06.270 --> 00:30:09.373
I don't want a fancy satellite.
I don't want any kind of satellite.
597
00:30:09.373 --> 00:30:13.173
It's not a satellite, genius!
It's a satellite dish!
598
00:30:14.211 --> 00:30:15.178
Okay.
599
00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:17.406
- Pull the thing and...
- Get off my roof!
600
00:30:18.415 --> 00:30:20.178
Pull the damn thing!
601
00:30:34.231 --> 00:30:35.232
It's too much.
602
00:30:35.232 --> 00:30:37.325
Whatever you're doing,
stop it right now!
603
00:30:37.434 --> 00:30:39.334
- Leave my TV alone!
- I'm fine!
604
00:30:42.339 --> 00:30:43.363
She stopped crying.
605
00:30:44.408 --> 00:30:45.340
I did it!
606
00:30:45.409 --> 00:30:47.309
You idiot! Stop it!
607
00:30:49.280 --> 00:30:51.305
- This is all right.
- Leave my TV alone!
608
00:30:53.217 --> 00:30:54.184
I'm fine.
609
00:30:55.419 --> 00:30:56.408
That's awesome.
610
00:30:56.487 --> 00:30:58.352
Okay, I'm coming up.
611
00:31:20.311 --> 00:31:21.603
Give me back my baby!
612
00:31:24.381 --> 00:31:25.370
Mistletoe.
613
00:31:29.486 --> 00:31:31.147
Mistletoe.
614
00:31:37.294 --> 00:31:39.430
I can't believe I nailed
that baby's head.
615
00:31:39.430 --> 00:31:41.198
I feel kind of bad about that.
616
00:31:41.198 --> 00:31:44.335
That's my brother's kid. You couldn't
have possibly blown it's, IQ. It's fine.
617
00:31:44.335 --> 00:31:46.470
I did get it to stop
crying there for a second.
618
00:31:46.470 --> 00:31:48.404
I think it kind of liked me.
619
00:31:49.273 --> 00:31:50.274
Yeah.
620
00:31:50.274 --> 00:31:53.300
Oh my, god! Do you know what happens
to your nipples after your breast feed?
621
00:31:54.378 --> 00:31:55.479
I don't think I wanna know either.
622
00:31:55.479 --> 00:31:58.175
No, I don't think you do.
It's violent.
623
00:31:58.415 --> 00:32:01.213
- They crack up like tire rubber.
- Okay.
624
00:32:07.291 --> 00:32:10.351
Just so you know, it's a bit of
a cougar den here at my Mom's.
625
00:32:12.429 --> 00:32:13.418
This is different.
626
00:32:17.267 --> 00:32:19.167
Maybe she has
a new boyfriend.
627
00:32:25.342 --> 00:32:26.410
Merry christmas, mom.
628
00:32:26.410 --> 00:32:29.213
Merry christmas, Kate.
Come on in.
629
00:32:29.213 --> 00:32:30.202
Merry christmas.
630
00:32:33.484 --> 00:32:35.247
Give me a hug, Kate.
631
00:32:35.386 --> 00:32:36.353
Oh, okay.
632
00:32:37.488 --> 00:32:39.149
Good to see you.
633
00:32:39.223 --> 00:32:40.324
And you must be, Brad.
634
00:32:40.324 --> 00:32:41.291
Mrs. Kincaid.
635
00:32:42.226 --> 00:32:44.160
Call me, Marilyn
and get over here...
636
00:32:44.228 --> 00:32:46.389
and give me a hug, you big,
fat, purple teddy bear.
637
00:32:47.264 --> 00:32:48.231
Bring it!
638
00:32:48.332 --> 00:32:50.266
- Yes, yes!
- Hey, merry christmas.
639
00:32:52.236 --> 00:32:53.294
Shit, that feels good.
640
00:32:54.405 --> 00:32:57.203
You're so tall and firm
like a giant oak.
641
00:32:58.208 --> 00:32:59.334
He's tall.
642
00:33:01.445 --> 00:33:03.436
- Brad, this is my aunt, Sarah.
- Hi.
643
00:33:04.181 --> 00:33:05.382
- This is my aunt, Donna.
- Hi.
644
00:33:05.382 --> 00:33:08.283
- Is that genuine leather.
- Nice to meet you, ladies.
645
00:33:08.352 --> 00:33:11.422
The one in the canarian hanging
on your belt is, gram, gram.
646
00:33:11.422 --> 00:33:14.358
I'm sorry, gram, gram, but that's
my belt. That's attached to me.
647
00:33:14.358 --> 00:33:17.293
Sorry, merry christmas to you.
It's a great sweater.
648
00:33:17.461 --> 00:33:18.428
I get it.
649
00:33:20.464 --> 00:33:24.161
This is the den. Well,
everyone's in here.
650
00:33:25.369 --> 00:33:27.371
I can't believe you came.
651
00:33:27.371 --> 00:33:29.373
- Hi, Courtney.
- Hi, sweetie.
652
00:33:29.373 --> 00:33:32.209
Hey listen, I can't get up,
Jackson is very gassy...
653
00:33:32.209 --> 00:33:33.444
and I gotta keep
bouncing him.
654
00:33:33.444 --> 00:33:34.445
Okay.
655
00:33:34.445 --> 00:33:36.379
- Well, this is, Brad.
- Hi.
656
00:33:37.414 --> 00:33:38.381
Hi.
657
00:33:38.482 --> 00:33:40.143
I'm, Courtney.
658
00:33:40.451 --> 00:33:43.181
- Brad. merry christmas.
- merry christmas.
659
00:33:44.254 --> 00:33:45.278
And that's granddad
660
00:33:46.223 --> 00:33:48.214
and this is, Courtney's husband, Jim.
661
00:33:48.325 --> 00:33:50.190
- Take, Jackson.
- All right.
662
00:33:50.394 --> 00:33:53.227
He's so good with kids.
Yeah.
663
00:33:53.297 --> 00:33:55.399
- We're gonna try again.
- Well...
664
00:33:55.399 --> 00:33:58.334
Oh I forgot you're too cool for kids.
It cramps your independence.
665
00:33:58.402 --> 00:34:01.205
I never said, I was too cool for kids.
666
00:34:01.205 --> 00:34:03.440
I know you didn't say it.
But you don't have any.
667
00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:07.274
And you have really strong
concrete ideas about not having any.
668
00:34:07.444 --> 00:34:09.275
Well, that's actually not...
669
00:34:10.247 --> 00:34:12.181
You know, I'd rather just not get into it.
670
00:34:12.382 --> 00:34:13.349
Where's, Kasi?
671
00:34:13.417 --> 00:34:16.409
She's outside in the jump-jump
with the rest of the neighbourhood kids.
672
00:34:17.287 --> 00:34:18.311
There's a jump-jump?
673
00:34:21.291 --> 00:34:22.459
Kate always hated the jump-jump.
674
00:34:22.459 --> 00:34:26.293
In the 5th grade, bunch of kids trapped
Kate inside the jump-jump.
675
00:34:26.430 --> 00:34:29.199
- She never got over it.
- I got over it.
676
00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:31.258
They tortured her
for about an hour.
677
00:34:31.335 --> 00:34:33.235
Why would they trap
you in there that long?
678
00:34:34.304 --> 00:34:35.293
Because she was...
679
00:34:36.340 --> 00:34:37.341
"Cootie Kate".
680
00:34:37.341 --> 00:34:38.308
Courtney.
681
00:34:39.276 --> 00:34:40.265
Who's cootie, Kate?
682
00:34:40.344 --> 00:34:43.447
- She didn't tell you about cootie, Kate?
- Mom, I really don't think this is necessary.
683
00:34:43.447 --> 00:34:46.316
All the kids pretended
that, Kate had cooties...
684
00:34:46.316 --> 00:34:48.147
...and no one talked to her.
685
00:34:48.218 --> 00:34:50.487
If Kate even touched you,
you'd have to wipe it off...
686
00:34:50.487 --> 00:34:53.285
and spray with disinfectant
to get off the cooties.
687
00:34:53.357 --> 00:34:56.393
That sounds like it could be really hurtful.
How long did that go along for?
688
00:34:56.393 --> 00:34:58.328
Not long. I don't
remember, but it wasn't long.
689
00:34:58.328 --> 00:34:59.463
Seven years. Until 6th.
690
00:34:59.463 --> 00:35:01.331
That was a long time ago.
691
00:35:01.331 --> 00:35:03.433
I'm sure you don't
have cooties now.
692
00:35:03.433 --> 00:35:04.400
Let's test it out.
693
00:35:05.202 --> 00:35:06.169
Ahh... cooties!
694
00:35:10.407 --> 00:35:14.444
Pastor Phil has encouraged us to dispense...
695
00:35:14.444 --> 00:35:17.347
with the commercial
trappings of the holidays.
696
00:35:17.347 --> 00:35:19.249
- Who's, Pastor Phil?
- Mom's new beau.
697
00:35:19.249 --> 00:35:20.341
It's a whole new thing.
698
00:35:21.351 --> 00:35:22.318
So...
699
00:35:22.452 --> 00:35:25.182
what I had in mind
was that...
700
00:35:25.255 --> 00:35:28.225
we would go around
the room and each of us...
701
00:35:28.225 --> 00:35:31.456
would speak to the spiritual
gifts that we might give.
702
00:35:32.196 --> 00:35:34.391
A verbal gift giving of sorts.
703
00:35:35.332 --> 00:35:37.401
Wait. There's
really no presents.
704
00:35:37.401 --> 00:35:38.368
Kasi.
705
00:35:39.269 --> 00:35:41.169
None that you can see.
706
00:35:41.371 --> 00:35:42.429
Okay, I'll go first.
707
00:35:43.407 --> 00:35:46.376
I would like to give more
of myself to my church...
708
00:35:46.376 --> 00:35:48.241
and to, Pastor Phil.
709
00:35:53.350 --> 00:35:55.341
gram-gram,
would you like to go next?
710
00:35:56.286 --> 00:35:59.312
I could increase the frequency
with which...
711
00:35:59.456 --> 00:36:03.324
...I pleasure, Milton with
my hand and with my mouth.
712
00:36:05.462 --> 00:36:07.225
Did she just say that?
713
00:36:09.466 --> 00:36:11.331
Brad, why don't you go next?
714
00:36:13.270 --> 00:36:15.170
I follow, gram, gram with that...
715
00:36:16.306 --> 00:36:19.366
...hand stuff and what she
does with her... Yeah, okay?
716
00:36:20.244 --> 00:36:21.211
I'd like to umm...
717
00:36:22.479 --> 00:36:24.174
with Kate...
718
00:36:25.315 --> 00:36:26.304
would be too...
719
00:36:28.218 --> 00:36:31.312
Vacationing more frequently
and doing it with, Kate.
720
00:36:32.456 --> 00:36:34.356
That is lovely, Brad.
721
00:36:34.424 --> 00:36:38.362
- He's so well spoken.
- Thank you. Thank you.
722
00:36:38.362 --> 00:36:40.227
Courtney, what would you give?
723
00:36:40.297 --> 00:36:42.265
Well, I'd like
to give myself a gift.
724
00:36:42.332 --> 00:36:44.391
And that is the gift
of being pregnant.
725
00:36:46.236 --> 00:36:49.373
I know that comes with its
own challenges for 9 months...
726
00:36:49.373 --> 00:36:52.240
Iike getting fat and having
people stare at you funny
727
00:36:52.309 --> 00:36:53.367
when you sneak a cig, but.
728
00:36:54.344 --> 00:36:56.380
I'd also like to give
myself another gift.
729
00:36:56.380 --> 00:36:58.477
And that is a scheduled,
C-section that goes routinely
730
00:37:01.351 --> 00:37:04.252
Don't most women want
to have a natural birth?
731
00:37:04.388 --> 00:37:06.456
Yeah, those women
who haven't done it before.
732
00:37:06.456 --> 00:37:07.423
Right.
733
00:37:10.227 --> 00:37:11.353
You just come here.
734
00:37:13.230 --> 00:37:15.265
Auntie, Kate will you
please hold him whilst I..?
735
00:37:15.265 --> 00:37:16.333
What do I do?
736
00:37:16.333 --> 00:37:18.302
You gotta hold him.
Okay, got him?
737
00:37:18.302 --> 00:37:21.430
I'll fix myself here.
There we go.
738
00:37:22.205 --> 00:37:24.341
- What should I do with him?
- See if he made a stinky.
739
00:37:24.341 --> 00:37:25.330
How do I do that?
740
00:37:25.409 --> 00:37:28.242
Just lift up his diaper
and see if he made one.
741
00:37:31.348 --> 00:37:33.213
Oh... Oh yeah there's something in here.
742
00:37:33.450 --> 00:37:35.281
It's a really disgusting...
743
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:37.287
Jackson...
744
00:37:39.256 --> 00:37:41.281
Your projectile on auntie, Kate.
745
00:37:43.327 --> 00:37:45.462
- I'm gonna vomit.
- Brad, are you okay?
746
00:37:45.462 --> 00:37:47.225
Get him some water.
747
00:37:47.464 --> 00:37:49.364
- I'm about to throw up.
- Oh, God.
748
00:37:51.234 --> 00:37:52.428
I'll get sick. I can't be here.
749
00:37:53.370 --> 00:37:54.359
What do I do?
750
00:37:54.471 --> 00:37:56.406
Take it away from me.
I'm sorry. I love you.
751
00:37:56.406 --> 00:37:58.374
You gotta get out of here. I can't breathe.
752
00:37:59.309 --> 00:38:00.333
I want to do it too!
753
00:38:01.378 --> 00:38:02.402
- Kate!
- What?
754
00:38:08.418 --> 00:38:11.410
Are you joking me? These are the only
clothes we have in the entire house?
755
00:38:12.322 --> 00:38:13.346
How's that even possible?
756
00:38:14.224 --> 00:38:17.250
It's not like you ever come around.
You haven't been here in like... Forever.
757
00:38:17.327 --> 00:38:20.230
I can not believe you told him
about "Cootie Kate".
758
00:38:20.230 --> 00:38:22.265
How was I supposed to
know you hadn't told him?
759
00:38:22.265 --> 00:38:24.368
Like you would tell, Jim you're
"Cootie, Courtney".
760
00:38:24.368 --> 00:38:26.436
Jim and I know everything there
is to know about each other.
761
00:38:26.436 --> 00:38:29.272
He knows I slept with
the entire water polo team.
762
00:38:29.272 --> 00:38:31.297
Just like I know he
experimented with men.
763
00:38:32.309 --> 00:38:35.379
- I didn't need to know that.
- Listen, Kate my point is, after three years...
764
00:38:35.379 --> 00:38:37.280
I would think that
you and, Brad...
765
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:39.373
would know a little bit more about
each other than you already do.
766
00:38:40.250 --> 00:38:42.445
How can you really appreciate
someone for who they are...
767
00:38:43.286 --> 00:38:44.446
until you really know them?
768
00:38:51.328 --> 00:38:52.295
Thank you.
769
00:38:53.230 --> 00:38:55.323
I kind of feel like a
Saudi prince in here.
770
00:38:56.266 --> 00:38:58.325
We're just so glad that
Kate has a boyfriend.
771
00:38:58.435 --> 00:39:02.201
You're the longest relationship
she's ever had with a man.
772
00:39:05.342 --> 00:39:06.309
With a man?
773
00:39:34.337 --> 00:39:35.361
What' is this?
774
00:39:53.356 --> 00:39:54.323
Oh, my God.
775
00:40:17.214 --> 00:40:18.181
Who's that?
776
00:40:18.315 --> 00:40:19.373
That's, Josephine.
777
00:40:19.449 --> 00:40:22.384
Everyone called her, Joe.
She was, Kate's only friend.
778
00:40:23.420 --> 00:40:26.218
Last I heard, Joe coaches
women's wrestling.
779
00:40:32.329 --> 00:40:33.296
Check that out!
780
00:40:34.397 --> 00:40:36.262
- That's, Kate?
- Yeah.
781
00:40:37.267 --> 00:40:38.325
She looks like, Shaq.
782
00:40:54.217 --> 00:40:55.206
Hi, auntie Kate.
783
00:40:56.286 --> 00:40:58.277
- Hi, Kasi.
- What are you doing?
784
00:40:59.422 --> 00:41:02.220
Not much. Do you need
to use the bathroom?
785
00:41:02.492 --> 00:41:04.153
What's this?
786
00:41:07.197 --> 00:41:09.358
That is my
special magic marker.
787
00:41:11.468 --> 00:41:12.469
What?
788
00:41:12.469 --> 00:41:14.437
We not allowed to have
magic markers in the house.
789
00:41:14.437 --> 00:41:18.305
- I have to tell my mom.
- No. You don't need to tell your mom.
790
00:41:18.375 --> 00:41:20.366
Actually, can I have it back because...
791
00:41:23.246 --> 00:41:24.247
Kasi.
792
00:41:24.247 --> 00:41:25.214
You want this?
793
00:41:26.216 --> 00:41:28.207
This is not a joke,
this is not game.
794
00:41:29.186 --> 00:41:31.211
Auntie Kate needs
her marker back, okay?
795
00:41:34.291 --> 00:41:35.417
Kasi, this is not funny!
796
00:42:02.319 --> 00:42:04.287
Kasi,
please come out of there!
797
00:42:04.354 --> 00:42:06.254
Don't make me
come and get you.
798
00:42:08.191 --> 00:42:09.158
Kasi!
799
00:42:09.459 --> 00:42:10.391
Come on!
800
00:42:10.460 --> 00:42:12.189
Come and get it!
801
00:42:35.218 --> 00:42:36.453
Wait a minute.
Kate went to a fat camp?
802
00:42:36.453 --> 00:42:40.219
Yeah, she lost three pounds.
It only took her all summer.
803
00:42:40.390 --> 00:42:41.357
A pound a month.
804
00:42:42.292 --> 00:42:43.259
Courtney.
805
00:42:45.228 --> 00:42:48.197
Kasi, honey. Please
give me back that marker!
806
00:42:48.465 --> 00:42:49.432
Keep away!
807
00:42:52.402 --> 00:42:54.271
Come and get it, old lady!
808
00:42:54.271 --> 00:42:55.272
What?
809
00:42:55.272 --> 00:42:56.398
Keep away! Keep away!
810
00:42:56.473 --> 00:42:57.440
Give it to me!
811
00:42:58.208 --> 00:42:59.209
"Give it to me."
812
00:42:59.209 --> 00:43:00.443
Just give me the marker.
Okay?
813
00:43:00.443 --> 00:43:03.207
"Just give me the marker.
Okay?"
814
00:43:04.247 --> 00:43:06.238
Come and get it!
Sucker!
815
00:43:10.353 --> 00:43:11.320
Get it!
816
00:43:16.326 --> 00:43:17.293
Yeah!
817
00:43:18.428 --> 00:43:19.452
- That's Kate?
- Yes.
818
00:43:20.196 --> 00:43:22.232
Wait a minute. Hold on.
You told me... Who's that?
819
00:43:22.232 --> 00:43:24.325
- That's Kate.
- That's not a boy named, Bjorn?
820
00:43:35.378 --> 00:43:38.248
Can't believe it, Kate is
actually playing with, Kasi.
821
00:43:38.248 --> 00:43:40.375
I've never seen her
play with my kids before.
822
00:43:41.351 --> 00:43:43.376
Hey! Okay!
823
00:43:47.257 --> 00:43:48.281
Mistletoe!
824
00:43:50.226 --> 00:43:52.217
Brad! Mistletoe!
825
00:43:53.430 --> 00:43:55.193
Mistletoe!
826
00:43:55.332 --> 00:43:58.267
- We're so glad you're here, Brad.
- I'm having so much fun.
827
00:43:59.302 --> 00:44:02.396
What did she take so long to
bring you here? Is what I wanna know.
828
00:44:21.358 --> 00:44:23.223
I came here for a marker...
829
00:44:23.460 --> 00:44:26.224
and I'm not leaving
without one!
830
00:44:45.415 --> 00:44:46.382
Kasi!
831
00:44:49.219 --> 00:44:52.211
That marker in your mouth,
I peed on it!
832
00:45:32.195 --> 00:45:33.162
Hey,hey!
833
00:45:34.364 --> 00:45:36.423
Sweetheart you never told me
you went to a fat camp.
834
00:45:37.333 --> 00:45:39.202
Okay it was called, "Get fit camp".
835
00:45:39.202 --> 00:45:42.171
I can't believe my family is showing
you all the pictures of my childhood.
836
00:45:42.238 --> 00:45:44.206
You know what my favorite ones
are though, of when you're a baby...
837
00:45:44.274 --> 00:45:46.333
'cause it looks almost like you
were almost meant to be a twin...
838
00:45:46.409 --> 00:45:48.378
- but you ate the other baby in the womb.
- Brad.
839
00:45:48.378 --> 00:45:50.380
- That's why you're so powerful.
- Stop.
840
00:45:50.380 --> 00:45:53.316
Because you ate your twin sister,
and you took all of her powers.
841
00:45:53.316 --> 00:45:55.181
- Cut it out.
- Baby, I love you.
842
00:45:55.318 --> 00:45:59.388
It doesn't bother me if you
were a really abnormally large child...
843
00:45:59.488 --> 00:46:01.289
with lesbian tendencies, 'cause
if that was your journey...
844
00:46:01.357 --> 00:46:04.292
- then I'm cool with it.
- What are you saying, lesbian tendencies?
845
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:07.352
- I saw the pictures of, Joe.
- Joe wasn't gay.
846
00:46:07.464 --> 00:46:11.367
Haircuts don't lie.
What did you do with Joe...
847
00:46:11.367 --> 00:46:13.470
Iike play baseball
and ride motorcycles?
848
00:46:13.470 --> 00:46:16.339
We're just kids.
She was really imaginative.
849
00:46:16.339 --> 00:46:19.375
We played in the basement.
She had this game: "Sun tan".
850
00:46:19.375 --> 00:46:22.278
We pretended we're on the
beach, she'd take lotion...
851
00:46:22.278 --> 00:46:24.405
she never wanted me
to burn, so she would rub it...
852
00:46:26.249 --> 00:46:29.218
Okay, listen and look
at me. You're better kisser for it.
853
00:46:29.419 --> 00:46:33.356
All I'm saying to you is, it's not fun when
the shoes on the other foot, right.
854
00:46:33.356 --> 00:46:35.425
You shouldn't have been so shitty
with me with the whole, Orlando stuff.
855
00:46:35.425 --> 00:46:38.394
when you have so many
skeletons in your own closet, right.
856
00:46:39.229 --> 00:46:42.221
Do not throw rocks when
you live in the house of, Joe.
857
00:46:42.432 --> 00:46:43.421
Okay, I see your point.
858
00:46:43.500 --> 00:46:46.230
I love you.
I'll see you in a little bit.
859
00:46:51.341 --> 00:46:52.308
Mom.
860
00:46:53.476 --> 00:46:55.445
I really need to talk
to you for a sec.
861
00:46:55.445 --> 00:46:59.142
Kate, I don't have time for this. I don't
wanna be late for, Pastor Phil.
862
00:46:59.215 --> 00:47:00.182
But I just...
863
00:47:00.416 --> 00:47:02.218
But I just... I kinda want
to talk about this now.
864
00:47:02.218 --> 00:47:05.278
Well if it's important now, it'll be
important after church, right?
865
00:47:06.456 --> 00:47:07.457
Well yeah but...
866
00:47:07.457 --> 00:47:10.358
Clean yourself up a little,
this is a nice church.
867
00:47:22.372 --> 00:47:24.340
And now...
868
00:47:25.208 --> 00:47:29.338
...the, Pastor Phil!
869
00:47:30.179 --> 00:47:33.410
Hello. There's a new born King.
Hallelujah!
870
00:47:34.484 --> 00:47:36.213
Hallelujah!
871
00:47:36.486 --> 00:47:38.351
Praise Him!
Hallelujah!
872
00:47:39.389 --> 00:47:42.324
Praise Him! Praise Him!
Talk to Him, lady!
873
00:47:44.294 --> 00:47:46.194
Glory to the new born King!
874
00:47:47.463 --> 00:47:49.192
Hallelujah!
875
00:47:52.402 --> 00:47:53.391
Please be seated.
876
00:47:57.407 --> 00:47:59.204
I've been given a note.
877
00:47:59.409 --> 00:48:01.377
The, Walshes who
performed the role...
878
00:48:01.377 --> 00:48:04.280
of, Mary and Joseph
for the last three years...
879
00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:06.641
and done a great job of it, they had
some food that didn't agree with them.
880
00:48:07.183 --> 00:48:09.218
So, we're gonna need
a pair of volunteers...
881
00:48:09.218 --> 00:48:11.243
to perform the roles
of, Mary and Joseph.
882
00:48:15.291 --> 00:48:16.280
You should do it.
883
00:48:16.359 --> 00:48:17.291
What?
884
00:48:17.393 --> 00:48:20.330
No, I won't get in front
of a bunch of strangers.
885
00:48:20.330 --> 00:48:23.322
You're staged trained. You
played Pippin in High School.
886
00:48:23.466 --> 00:48:26.435
No. I wasn't Pippin,
I was in Pippin.
887
00:48:27.203 --> 00:48:30.273
I played a tree because I had a bad
stage fright, do you remember this?
888
00:48:30.273 --> 00:48:33.367
I know this seems like I'm putting you
on the spot and in fact I am.
889
00:48:34.177 --> 00:48:36.304
Honey, Pastor Phil needs you.
890
00:48:37.246 --> 00:48:39.315
- I'm not gonna do it.
- Do I have a volunteer?
891
00:48:39.315 --> 00:48:41.215
Or do I still need
a volunteer?
892
00:48:43.219 --> 00:48:44.454
Kate will play
the, Virgin Mary.
893
00:48:44.454 --> 00:48:45.455
What?
894
00:48:45.455 --> 00:48:47.457
Hallelujah! The cure of the world!
895
00:48:47.457 --> 00:48:49.254
I just said I wouldn't.
896
00:48:49.459 --> 00:48:52.292
Hallelujah! Kate, you stand up!
897
00:48:52.395 --> 00:48:53.419
Stand up, please!
898
00:48:54.297 --> 00:48:57.300
Look at the joy you've brought
to this congregation, Kate...
899
00:48:57.300 --> 00:48:59.268
by your volunteering
to be, Mary.
900
00:48:59.268 --> 00:49:01.361
Hello. I still need a, Joseph.
901
00:49:03.339 --> 00:49:04.328
Brad be, Joseph.
902
00:49:04.407 --> 00:49:07.243
I'm not staged trained.
I never played Pippin.
903
00:49:07.243 --> 00:49:09.336
You don't have to give the performance.
You just have to get up there.
904
00:49:09.412 --> 00:49:12.279
- because I don't wanna be alone.
- It's not gonna happen.
905
00:49:12.348 --> 00:49:13.406
Oh rub a pon-pon, Brad, you stand up!
906
00:49:14.417 --> 00:49:16.282
You are a part of this, Brad!
907
00:49:35.371 --> 00:49:38.272
Listen to me, Brad. I'm going to really
need you to look out for me up there.
908
00:49:38.341 --> 00:49:41.277
Because I'm starting
to get like really nervous.
909
00:49:41.277 --> 00:49:43.336
- That stage fright thing.
- How do I look?
910
00:49:45.181 --> 00:49:47.376
- What do you think?
- You look fine. I'm trying to get...
911
00:49:47.450 --> 00:49:50.180
My man's skirt, is it
short or is it okay?
912
00:49:50.319 --> 00:49:51.377
- Honestly.
- It's a little short.
913
00:49:51.454 --> 00:49:53.388
Okay here's, Jesus.
914
00:49:54.490 --> 00:49:56.253
They don't use a doll?
915
00:49:57.226 --> 00:49:59.194
- Here are your scripts.
- Scripts?
916
00:49:59.328 --> 00:50:01.353
- I'm not ready for scripts...
- Hi, Jesus.
917
00:50:01.497 --> 00:50:03.362
No one ever told me
there's gonna be lines...
918
00:50:03.433 --> 00:50:06.235
- Hi, Jesus.
- Actually, his name's, Bernard.
919
00:50:06.235 --> 00:50:08.237
Okay.
Hi, Bernard.
920
00:50:08.237 --> 00:50:11.274
Okay, I got lines. I gotta
try to get my voice ready.
921
00:50:11.274 --> 00:50:14.343
Red leather. Yellow leather.
Red leather. Yellow webber.
922
00:50:14.343 --> 00:50:16.140
This is a good baby.
923
00:50:16.345 --> 00:50:18.142
Look at this baby.
924
00:50:18.347 --> 00:50:21.248
Baby, baby Jesus
is really kind of cute.
925
00:50:21.451 --> 00:50:24.249
This child is a blessing
to the both of us.
926
00:50:24.454 --> 00:50:25.421
Really?
927
00:50:26.322 --> 00:50:28.381
What, do you think
I should do it bigger?
928
00:50:28.458 --> 00:50:32.155
Should I do it maybe like, "This child's
a blessing for the both of us.
929
00:50:32.228 --> 00:50:33.463
But not angry. Inspired.
930
00:50:33.463 --> 00:50:36.398
Oh, my God. There's so many
different ways to play this thing.
931
00:50:36.466 --> 00:50:38.468
Can I ask you
a question seriously?
932
00:50:38.468 --> 00:50:41.270
My wife is pregnant,
but it's not my child.
933
00:50:41.270 --> 00:50:44.205
But do you think I'm cool with it because
god's the one that got her pregnant?
934
00:50:48.177 --> 00:50:50.145
Are we ready
to see the result...
935
00:50:50.213 --> 00:50:52.147
of that immaculate conception?
936
00:50:52.348 --> 00:50:54.145
Hallelujah!
937
00:50:54.217 --> 00:50:56.242
Brad, I don't feel good.
938
00:50:56.419 --> 00:50:58.287
Maybe you should
hold the baby.
939
00:50:58.287 --> 00:51:00.356
Sweetheart, I gotta get ready.
940
00:51:00.356 --> 00:51:03.154
Just remember,
acting is reacting.
941
00:51:03.359 --> 00:51:06.157
And Joseph and Mary,
went up from, Galilee...
942
00:51:06.229 --> 00:51:07.457
and out of the city
of, Nazareth.
943
00:51:08.197 --> 00:51:12.156
Okay, find your truth.
I'll blow the roof of this bitch.
944
00:51:18.307 --> 00:51:19.274
Brad.
945
00:51:20.209 --> 00:51:21.244
I can't do this.
946
00:51:21.244 --> 00:51:23.371
Check it out, baby.
They're digging my walk.
947
00:51:31.354 --> 00:51:35.313
Because there was no room in
the inn, they stayed in the stable.
948
00:51:38.227 --> 00:51:41.197
And Mary wrapped the baby
in swaddling clothes...
949
00:51:41.197 --> 00:51:42.391
and placed him
in a manger.
950
00:51:53.442 --> 00:51:56.479
And Mary wrapped the baby
in swaddling clothes...
951
00:51:56.479 --> 00:51:59.209
and placed him in a manger.
952
00:52:02.451 --> 00:52:04.248
Put it, in it.
953
00:52:06.422 --> 00:52:08.391
Brad, help me swaddle.
954
00:52:08.391 --> 00:52:10.416
I've gotta save my line,
we're losing the audience.
955
00:52:10.493 --> 00:52:12.256
It's deadlier out there.
956
00:52:12.361 --> 00:52:13.328
Come on, Mary!
957
00:52:16.365 --> 00:52:19.198
This child is a blessing
to the both of us.
958
00:52:20.303 --> 00:52:21.270
Amen!
959
00:52:22.338 --> 00:52:23.362
That's right!
960
00:52:27.443 --> 00:52:28.410
Your line.
961
00:52:31.247 --> 00:52:32.281
I forgot my line.
962
00:52:32.281 --> 00:52:34.181
- What?
- I forgot my line.
963
00:52:34.417 --> 00:52:36.408
Thank goodness
I memorize yours too.
964
00:52:38.254 --> 00:52:39.380
We shall name him, Jesus.
965
00:52:41.257 --> 00:52:43.225
Glory to, god!
966
00:52:44.427 --> 00:52:47.453
And peace on earth
to the highest point on earth!
967
00:52:52.235 --> 00:52:54.328
This thing isn't big
enough to swaddle him.
968
00:52:54.403 --> 00:52:56.439
Someone's got to give
a performance.
969
00:52:56.439 --> 00:52:59.306
I'm nervous. I can't feel my
legs. Please don't do this to me.
970
00:52:59.375 --> 00:53:01.366
It'd appear that my wife is better at...
971
00:53:02.245 --> 00:53:05.305
making babies than
swaddling them, no? Yes?
972
00:53:09.218 --> 00:53:12.187
Brad, you're wearing the
swaddle cloth on your belt.
973
00:53:12.255 --> 00:53:16.316
Woman, do your job
and swaddle this baby!
974
00:53:16.392 --> 00:53:20.196
Brad, I can't. You're wearing
the swaddle around your belt!
975
00:53:20.196 --> 00:53:23.266
Enough! This child's
life is now in jeopardy.
976
00:53:23.266 --> 00:53:26.258
Unfit mother, give me this baby.
977
00:53:29.238 --> 00:53:34.266
And l, Joseph,
shall swaddle this baby!
978
00:53:35.278 --> 00:53:39.408
And l, Joseph,
will protect this child.
979
00:53:40.449 --> 00:53:42.212
Forgive her, son...
980
00:53:42.418 --> 00:53:47.185
for she knows not
what she's done!
981
00:53:53.362 --> 00:53:54.329
Yeah!
982
00:54:02.438 --> 00:54:03.405
Hallelujah!
983
00:54:03.472 --> 00:54:05.440
That's the message
of, christmas.
984
00:54:07.310 --> 00:54:08.334
Hallelujah!
985
00:54:12.315 --> 00:54:13.373
Hallelujah!
986
00:54:16.419 --> 00:54:18.148
Brad, that was...!
987
00:54:20.289 --> 00:54:23.315
# All is calm #
988
00:54:24.193 --> 00:54:27.219
# All is bright #
989
00:54:27.430 --> 00:54:34.359
# Round young
Virgin Mother and Child #
990
00:54:35.204 --> 00:54:41.268
# Holy infant
so tender and mild #
991
00:54:42.178 --> 00:54:44.305
I know how, Celine Dion
feels after one of those shows,
992
00:54:44.380 --> 00:54:46.482
because she gives so much, it's not like
you're getting a lot back.
993
00:54:46.482 --> 00:54:49.418
- 'cause I got a lot back to.
- Celine Dion. You feel like, Celine Dion?
994
00:54:49.418 --> 00:54:51.454
How do you calm down
of a such a high?
995
00:54:51.454 --> 00:54:53.285
It's difficult to do that.
996
00:54:53.356 --> 00:54:55.391
I can't believe you threw me down...
997
00:54:55.391 --> 00:54:57.256
in front of the entire congregation.
998
00:54:57.326 --> 00:54:58.652
You were just thinking
about yourself up there.
999
00:54:59.195 --> 00:55:01.230
I was thinking about
the entire show.
1000
00:55:01.230 --> 00:55:02.398
And quite frankly
with you, Kate, I think I...
1001
00:55:02.398 --> 00:55:04.266
I brought the whole thing home.
1002
00:55:04.266 --> 00:55:05.255
- My God.
- I did.
1003
00:55:05.368 --> 00:55:07.370
- ls this how it's gonna be with us?
- ls this how it's gonna... What's..?
1004
00:55:07.370 --> 00:55:09.438
- What are you saying?
- I'd like to know...
1005
00:55:09.438 --> 00:55:11.374
you'll be there for me in a crisis.
1006
00:55:11.374 --> 00:55:13.409
If we're on a plane,
and it was going down.
1007
00:55:13.409 --> 00:55:15.211
and I was passed out and I say,
1008
00:55:15.211 --> 00:55:16.337
"Everyone needs to put
on your oxygen mask."
1009
00:55:16.412 --> 00:55:19.381
I would like to know that were gonna
put mine on before you put your own. You know?
1010
00:55:20.383 --> 00:55:23.250
I wouldn't and the, FAA wouldn't
want me to do it either.
1011
00:55:23.319 --> 00:55:25.388
- I'm not... FAA?
- lf you'd listen...
1012
00:55:25.388 --> 00:55:27.447
- What?
- Do you ever listen to the stewardesses?
1013
00:55:28.190 --> 00:55:30.454
Or are you too busy moving your, BlackBerry
and having them tell you to shut it off?
1014
00:55:31.193 --> 00:55:33.320
- I listen to the stewardesses.
- When they say...
1015
00:55:33.396 --> 00:55:36.388
...that you're supposed to put
your mask on in case of an emergency...
1016
00:55:36.465 --> 00:55:38.433
before you try to help out a child
or an unfit adult next to you.
1017
00:55:39.201 --> 00:55:40.469
- I've heard her.
- Because lf you pass out...
1018
00:55:40.469 --> 00:55:43.372
you're not helping anybody.
"Put the mask on this one."
1019
00:55:43.372 --> 00:55:46.208
Now I'm passed out. Now I'm
not living I won't help anybody.
1020
00:55:46.208 --> 00:55:47.266
It's not the point I'm trying to make.
1021
00:55:47.343 --> 00:55:49.445
What is the point? Sweetheart I'm
sorry, maybe I got this wrong.
1022
00:55:49.445 --> 00:55:51.174
What's your point?
1023
00:55:52.448 --> 00:55:55.418
I feel like we're not really connecting.
It's like you're not even present.
1024
00:55:55.418 --> 00:55:58.216
I have been present.
I've been here all day.
1025
00:55:58.387 --> 00:56:00.355
We've been doing things
alongside each other
1026
00:56:00.423 --> 00:56:03.153
but I'd like for us to do
somethings together.
1027
00:56:03.459 --> 00:56:06.223
Kate, I that you're upset
with your family...
1028
00:56:06.295 --> 00:56:08.195
and I think you're
taking it out on me.
1029
00:56:08.264 --> 00:56:10.232
They've been
my family for years.
1030
00:56:10.232 --> 00:56:13.201
This is not about my family,
this is about you and me.
1031
00:56:13.335 --> 00:56:14.302
I just...
1032
00:56:15.271 --> 00:56:16.699
I just want something different for us.
1033
00:56:17.406 --> 00:56:19.340
- Merry christmas.
- Mom!
1034
00:56:20.342 --> 00:56:22.411
- God I've missed you!
- Good to see you, Mom!
1035
00:56:22.411 --> 00:56:23.435
It's been so long.
1036
00:56:24.447 --> 00:56:26.415
- And you must be, Kate.
- Yes.
1037
00:56:27.316 --> 00:56:29.147
She's a darling.
1038
00:56:29.418 --> 00:56:32.221
- Thank you. Nice to meet you.
- Oh It's so wonderful to meet you.
1039
00:56:32.221 --> 00:56:34.290
- Should I call you...
- Just call me, Paula.
1040
00:56:34.290 --> 00:56:35.314
- Just, Paula.
- Okay.
1041
00:56:35.424 --> 00:56:37.449
I am so glad you came.
1042
00:56:38.327 --> 00:56:40.318
You've been
taking good care of him.
1043
00:56:40.396 --> 00:56:42.231
Certainly hasn't missed many meals.
1044
00:56:42.231 --> 00:56:44.233
- That's great.
- He likes a snack.
1045
00:56:44.233 --> 00:56:46.235
- I do like the snack.
- Yes, he does.
1046
00:56:46.235 --> 00:56:47.293
Come on in and relax.
1047
00:56:47.369 --> 00:56:50.272
I've fixed all of your
favorite dishes, Bradford.
1048
00:56:50.272 --> 00:56:52.274
Denver and Susan
are watching TV.
1049
00:56:52.274 --> 00:56:54.376
Let's sit here and
catch up for a minute.
1050
00:56:54.376 --> 00:56:56.435
- Your house is beautiful.
- Oh thank you.
1051
00:56:57.179 --> 00:56:58.247
This is gorgeous.
1052
00:56:58.247 --> 00:57:00.349
Well you knew, Bradford lived
with me after the divorce.
1053
00:57:00.349 --> 00:57:03.285
Denver and Dallas were more
comfortable with, Howard.
1054
00:57:03.285 --> 00:57:05.446
But, Bradford was
the more sensitive type.
1055
00:57:06.188 --> 00:57:08.224
- Okay you know I was thinking...
- Oh we were just best friends.
1056
00:57:08.224 --> 00:57:09.282
Just inseparable.
1057
00:57:10.226 --> 00:57:12.328
My god, he breastfed
until he was five.
1058
00:57:12.328 --> 00:57:14.330
Thought l was going to have
to take you to college.
1059
00:57:14.330 --> 00:57:15.397
Okay, I think
we've had enough...
1060
00:57:15.397 --> 00:57:17.399
The only one who
was on my tits more...
1061
00:57:17.399 --> 00:57:19.335
was a professor that
I dated after his father.
1062
00:57:19.335 --> 00:57:21.203
Could you not say "tits", please?
1063
00:57:21.203 --> 00:57:24.229
- Hey, kids.
- Okay this is, Darryl.
1064
00:57:24.473 --> 00:57:26.202
Hi, nice to meet you.
1065
00:57:26.275 --> 00:57:28.300
It is so nice to meet you,
young lady.
1066
00:57:30.246 --> 00:57:32.281
And always great
to see you, big guy.
1067
00:57:32.281 --> 00:57:34.306
Hey, how was traffic
getting out here, huh?
1068
00:57:34.450 --> 00:57:38.147
You know what, can I get your gas
money? I'd like to get your gas money.
1069
00:57:38.220 --> 00:57:40.422
Actually, I don't need you
to get my gas money.
1070
00:57:40.422 --> 00:57:42.424
Thank you. I actually make
a lot more than you do.
1071
00:57:42.424 --> 00:57:45.416
- So, no thank you.
- Bradford, be nice.
1072
00:57:46.395 --> 00:57:47.419
It's okay, sweetie.
1073
00:57:50.466 --> 00:57:51.433
Look...
1074
00:57:52.368 --> 00:57:53.335
Brad...
1075
00:57:54.370 --> 00:57:56.372
I'm not trying
to be your father.
1076
00:57:56.372 --> 00:57:57.430
You already got one of those.
1077
00:57:59.208 --> 00:58:01.335
I'm just hoping for a
chance to be your friend.
1078
00:58:02.344 --> 00:58:05.245
You were my friend, Darryl.
You were my best friend.
1079
00:58:05.447 --> 00:58:07.416
We grew up together,
we rode bikes together.
1080
00:58:07.416 --> 00:58:09.418
we used to smell
each other's hands.
1081
00:58:09.418 --> 00:58:12.182
But now you're sleeping with my
mom and it's a little bit weird for me
1082
00:58:12.254 --> 00:58:13.346
can you appreciate that?
1083
00:58:13.422 --> 00:58:16.425
I never had a sexual thought
about your mom until I was 30.
1084
00:58:16.425 --> 00:58:19.328
Can you leave it alone. You can't
be my friend anymore.
1085
00:58:19.328 --> 00:58:21.330
You can't be sleeping
with my mom...
1086
00:58:21.330 --> 00:58:24.264
- and still be my friend, okay?
- I'm thirsty, is anybody else thirsty?
1087
00:58:24.332 --> 00:58:25.334
Kate, what can
I get you to drink?
1088
00:58:25.334 --> 00:58:26.468
- I'm good.
- Look, your mother...
1089
00:58:26.468 --> 00:58:29.301
- is a very sexual being, Bradford.
- She's a very what?
1090
00:58:29.371 --> 00:58:30.472
She's a great lover.
1091
00:58:30.472 --> 00:58:33.342
Say that again and I'm gonna
bust your mouth open.
1092
00:58:33.342 --> 00:58:36.436
Hey, look it. This is, christmas
and we're not gonna go there.
1093
00:58:37.179 --> 00:58:39.381
Kate has been kind enough
to send us some games.
1094
00:58:39.381 --> 00:58:42.407
We are gonna play them
and we're gonna have fun. Okay?
1095
00:58:51.427 --> 00:58:53.462
Why are you staring at me
when you eat the wings?
1096
00:58:53.462 --> 00:58:55.362
That's... uncomfortable.
1097
00:58:58.300 --> 00:59:00.202
Oh, Conner honey
don't eat those brownies.
1098
00:59:00.202 --> 00:59:02.227
Those are grandmothers
special brownies.
1099
00:59:03.205 --> 00:59:05.441
Kate, could you be a lamb
and explain the rules?
1100
00:59:05.441 --> 00:59:08.342
Of course. So, you try to
get your team mate...
1101
00:59:08.410 --> 00:59:10.279
to say the word
on the top of the card...
1102
00:59:10.279 --> 00:59:12.304
but you can't say any
of the words listed beneath.
1103
00:59:12.448 --> 00:59:14.416
And if you say any
of the taboo words...
1104
00:59:14.416 --> 00:59:16.316
- then you get buzzed.
- Okay.
1105
00:59:16.452 --> 00:59:18.187
That makes sense?
1106
00:59:18.187 --> 00:59:20.456
I'm so excited to have you
all here to play this game together.
1107
00:59:20.456 --> 00:59:22.224
It's gonna be so much fun.
1108
00:59:22.224 --> 00:59:24.215
Hey, it's good to have
my friend back.
1109
00:59:26.328 --> 00:59:28.197
So, who wants to go first?
1110
00:59:28.197 --> 00:59:29.198
- I'll go.
- Okay.
1111
00:59:29.198 --> 00:59:31.189
Brad, why don't you
buzz your mom...
1112
00:59:31.267 --> 00:59:33.335
- and then I'll do the timer.
- Okay.
1113
00:59:33.335 --> 00:59:34.302
Thanks.
1114
00:59:36.305 --> 00:59:38.296
On your mark, get set, go!
1115
00:59:39.408 --> 00:59:42.275
Okay, this is a town in, France.
1116
00:59:42.444 --> 00:59:43.445
What?
1117
00:59:43.445 --> 00:59:46.141
- You can't say, "France" it's on the.
- You don't have to buzz me like that, Brad.
1118
00:59:46.215 --> 00:59:47.416
It's the same, loud for everybody.
1119
00:59:47.416 --> 00:59:49.281
It's okay sweetie, just
do the next card.
1120
00:59:51.287 --> 00:59:52.254
Okay.
1121
00:59:52.454 --> 00:59:54.285
This is me, I'm a...
1122
00:59:54.456 --> 00:59:55.457
Cradle robber.
1123
00:59:55.457 --> 00:59:57.357
- What did he say?
- Keep going.
1124
00:59:57.426 --> 00:59:59.360
Don't worry about it.
You're a therapist, keep going.
1125
00:59:59.428 --> 01:00:02.464
- No, no, not Capricorn but...
- a, Libra.
1126
01:00:02.464 --> 01:00:03.431
Yes!
1127
01:00:05.267 --> 01:00:06.234
It's fun.
1128
01:00:07.303 --> 01:00:08.270
Okay.
1129
01:00:09.204 --> 01:00:10.398
This is what you dripped on me?
1130
01:00:11.407 --> 01:00:12.339
Ohh, wax!
1131
01:00:12.408 --> 01:00:13.432
No, after that.
1132
01:00:15.210 --> 01:00:16.177
It's brown.
1133
01:00:16.278 --> 01:00:17.413
Okay make this stop, please.
1134
01:00:17.413 --> 01:00:18.414
Ohh, oh, chocolate.
1135
01:00:18.414 --> 01:00:20.348
- No, before that! After the wax!
- Oh my god.
1136
01:00:21.317 --> 01:00:23.251
- The syrup!
- Yes!
1137
01:00:24.420 --> 01:00:26.411
Way sticky dude, I
would not recommend that.
1138
01:00:27.222 --> 01:00:28.246
- Okay.
- Okay, time.
1139
01:00:29.191 --> 01:00:29.452
Time.
1140
01:00:30.192 --> 01:00:32.217
- Good job. Good job.
- We only got two.
1141
01:00:32.328 --> 01:00:33.386
Who wants to go next?
1142
01:00:33.462 --> 01:00:35.293
- We'll go.
- Okay, great.
1143
01:00:36.298 --> 01:00:37.322
I'll do the buzzer.
1144
01:00:39.301 --> 01:00:41.326
Are you gonna actually
eat while you play that?
1145
01:00:42.271 --> 01:00:43.439
- Just flip the tube.
- Excuse me?
1146
01:00:43.439 --> 01:00:44.428
Flip the tube.
1147
01:00:45.341 --> 01:00:47.332
Okay. On your mark,
get set, go!
1148
01:00:48.344 --> 01:00:50.279
- Capital of, China.
- Hong Kong.
1149
01:00:50.279 --> 01:00:51.246
Yes.
1150
01:00:51.313 --> 01:00:53.372
Thing next to your bed
on the night stand.
1151
01:00:53.449 --> 01:00:54.381
- A sock.
- Yes.
1152
01:00:56.185 --> 01:00:58.320
I helped you come up
with this, when you were drunk...
1153
01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:00.413
and came home from
the bar last, thursday.
1154
01:01:01.256 --> 01:01:02.223
- Alibi.
- Yes.
1155
01:01:03.225 --> 01:01:05.455
Alright, the thing I'm not
allowed to wear to, supercross.
1156
01:01:06.195 --> 01:01:07.184
- Mini skirt.
- Yes!
1157
01:01:08.197 --> 01:01:10.188
Me and you dry humping
on the beach.
1158
01:01:11.200 --> 01:01:12.360
- A screensaver.
- Yes, baby!
1159
01:01:12.468 --> 01:01:14.231
This game is so easy.
1160
01:01:14.336 --> 01:01:17.362
The only man I'm allowed
to cheat on you with.
1161
01:01:18.374 --> 01:01:19.398
- John Grisham.
- Yes!
1162
01:01:20.209 --> 01:01:23.212
- Mexican dude.
- Ricardo Montealban.
1163
01:01:23.212 --> 01:01:24.179
- Yes!
- Time.
1164
01:01:24.413 --> 01:01:27.177
- Right here. Right here!
- Come on!
1165
01:01:29.284 --> 01:01:31.353
Okay, this is like
an animal attack video.
1166
01:01:31.353 --> 01:01:33.389
Guys there's other people
on this table, uncomfortable.
1167
01:01:33.389 --> 01:01:35.152
Stop. Oh, God.
1168
01:01:36.191 --> 01:01:38.216
You guys got a lot.
How many was that?
1169
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:39.361
- Seven.
- Seven.
1170
01:01:39.361 --> 01:01:41.261
- Pollie, can you do the buzzer?
- Oh, yeah!
1171
01:01:41.397 --> 01:01:43.332
We can do this, baby.
You ready?
1172
01:01:43.332 --> 01:01:44.333
Yeah.
1173
01:01:44.333 --> 01:01:46.235
Okay let's light a fire. Let's light a fire.
1174
01:01:46.235 --> 01:01:48.169
- Ready? Go!
- Okay.
1175
01:01:48.337 --> 01:01:50.305
This is the thing, I'm most
scared of in the whole world.
1176
01:01:50.305 --> 01:01:51.373
- Snakes.
- No, no, no.
1177
01:01:51.373 --> 01:01:54.343
- The thing I'm most scared of.
- Jump-jumps! 4 year-olds.
1178
01:01:54.343 --> 01:01:56.368
More than anything, this
scares me to my core.
1179
01:01:56.445 --> 01:01:59.209
You got to come up with
a differnet... Use a lifeline.
1180
01:01:59.348 --> 01:02:01.282
- Ask the audience
- Spiders, Brad. I'm scared of spiders.
1181
01:02:01.350 --> 01:02:03.352
Sweetheart, you don't
have to say the answer.
1182
01:02:03.352 --> 01:02:07.152
You can say an "eight-legged
animal" or a "superhero"...
1183
01:02:07.222 --> 01:02:09.425
- Can't say superhero!
- Mom, I'm not actually the one with the...
1184
01:02:09.425 --> 01:02:10.392
Try again.
1185
01:02:11.326 --> 01:02:14.159
Okay, in high-school,
my senior year spring break...
1186
01:02:14.229 --> 01:02:17.299
I was in Cancun, and I was wearing
this bikini top, I'd lost all this weight...
1187
01:02:17.299 --> 01:02:19.324
- Tourists. Skinny.
- No, no, no.
1188
01:02:19.401 --> 01:02:21.303
- Thin?
- No, I was standing at the bar.
1189
01:02:21.303 --> 01:02:23.272
- I was shaking around...
- Dancer.
1190
01:02:23.272 --> 01:02:25.374
- My stuff fell out and then all the bar tenders...
- Your what fell out?
1191
01:02:25.374 --> 01:02:26.442
My stuff fell out.
1192
01:02:26.442 --> 01:02:29.211
Everybody would call me
when I went to the bar and say
1193
01:02:29.211 --> 01:02:30.235
"Oh, here comes..."
1194
01:02:33.449 --> 01:02:34.438
Peek-a-boo.
1195
01:02:36.351 --> 01:02:37.352
Peek-a-boo.
1196
01:02:37.352 --> 01:02:40.255
Okay, honey, you can say,
like, "look" or...
1197
01:02:40.255 --> 01:02:42.357
- Can't say "look".
- Okay, mom I'm not the one with the card.
1198
01:02:42.357 --> 01:02:44.460
I'm giving examples.
I have a thing here.
1199
01:02:44.460 --> 01:02:46.257
- You see this...
- Can't say, "see"!
1200
01:02:46.328 --> 01:02:47.463
I'm explaining the game.
1201
01:02:47.463 --> 01:02:49.158
Can't say "game"!
1202
01:02:49.231 --> 01:02:51.426
Mom, the answer's been said.
She said the answer.
1203
01:02:52.201 --> 01:02:53.402
- Let's just do the next one.
- Okay.
1204
01:02:53.402 --> 01:02:55.337
- Let's... you know?
- I get it.
1205
01:02:55.337 --> 01:02:58.363
Okay, so this is something
that you would eat...
1206
01:02:59.241 --> 01:03:01.343
- and you put it on a barbecue and...
- Chicken.
1207
01:03:01.343 --> 01:03:02.367
- It's my favorite.
- Beef.
1208
01:03:02.444 --> 01:03:03.479
You can't say, "beef"!
1209
01:03:03.479 --> 01:03:05.310
Mom, I'm not the
one saying the things!
1210
01:03:05.380 --> 01:03:08.283
- Do you get that? Just shush.
- You can't say, "shush."
1211
01:03:08.283 --> 01:03:09.409
Okay, Mom,
I can say "shush."
1212
01:03:09.485 --> 01:03:11.385
- You can't say "shush."
- Okay Lets just move on... Kebab.
1213
01:03:12.287 --> 01:03:13.276
It's kebab.
1214
01:03:13.388 --> 01:03:15.324
It says I can't say "shish"!
1215
01:03:15.324 --> 01:03:17.451
Shish. Shish. Shish.
1216
01:03:18.193 --> 01:03:19.319
And I could say it,
because, I don't have it.
1217
01:03:19.394 --> 01:03:22.331
and that's why, there's this thing
here so that I can't see what it is.
1218
01:03:22.331 --> 01:03:24.196
Let's just move on.
Let's just move on.
1219
01:03:25.367 --> 01:03:26.334
Our time's up.
1220
01:03:29.204 --> 01:03:30.305
What's this attitude, Brad?
1221
01:03:30.305 --> 01:03:32.274
I don't have an attitude.
I've shut down.
1222
01:03:32.274 --> 01:03:34.409
She buzzes me,
I'm trying to explain to you...
1223
01:03:34.409 --> 01:03:36.445
how to play the game, you
obviously don't understand
1224
01:03:36.445 --> 01:03:39.243
the best ways to play the
game and I'm shutting down.
1225
01:03:57.266 --> 01:03:59.257
I wanna talk to you
about something.
1226
01:04:00.369 --> 01:04:02.404
Baby, I know what you want
to talk to me, about me.
1227
01:04:02.404 --> 01:04:03.405
You do?
1228
01:04:03.405 --> 01:04:06.203
I don't want you to apologize
for it because, love...
1229
01:04:06.275 --> 01:04:09.176
means never having to say that your,
sorry. You know what I mean?
1230
01:04:09.244 --> 01:04:11.144
For the record,
I do forgive you.
1231
01:04:11.413 --> 01:04:13.347
But the thing is when you're
playing a board game...
1232
01:04:13.482 --> 01:04:17.219
you shouldn't go so conceptual,
you do want to go a lot more literal.
1233
01:04:17.219 --> 01:04:18.345
- Look how else will you know...?
- No, Brad.
1234
01:04:18.420 --> 01:04:20.354
I took a pregnancy test today.
1235
01:04:21.356 --> 01:04:22.380
You took what?
1236
01:04:23.325 --> 01:04:25.259
I took a pregnancy test today.
1237
01:04:26.295 --> 01:04:28.363
At my mom's house.
It was in my sister's bag...
1238
01:04:28.363 --> 01:04:30.297
I was in the bathroom, and
I'd been a couple of days late
1239
01:04:30.365 --> 01:04:33.268
so I just thought I should
probably take a test.
1240
01:04:33.268 --> 01:04:35.370
- Honey, you pulled the goalie?
- What?
1241
01:04:35.370 --> 01:04:38.539
You can't pull the goalie without checking
with your team mate, this is insane.
1242
01:04:38.639 --> 01:04:40.408
I did not pull the goalie. That's not
what this conversation is about.
1243
01:04:40.475 --> 01:04:42.443
What are you talking about?
What am I missing here?
1244
01:04:43.178 --> 01:04:45.447
Relax, Brad. It was negative.
I'm not pregnant.
1245
01:04:45.447 --> 01:04:48.417
Well jeez, why don't you just hit
me with that right from the start?
1246
01:04:48.417 --> 01:04:51.453
Instead of making me take laps
around the anxiety pool.
1247
01:04:51.453 --> 01:04:53.288
What is this reaction?
1248
01:04:53.288 --> 01:04:55.256
Listen, If there's one
thing we've learned
1249
01:04:55.324 --> 01:04:57.224
by being forced to being
around our families today
1250
01:04:57.292 --> 01:04:59.351
it's about the dangers
of procreating.
1251
01:05:00.329 --> 01:05:02.397
Besides, that's not the
things that we want in life.
1252
01:05:02.397 --> 01:05:04.333
Brad, I realized it today.
1253
01:05:04.333 --> 01:05:06.198
I thought for sure, I'd
always known that
1254
01:05:06.268 --> 01:05:08.370
I didn't want to have kids
and I took this test,
1255
01:05:08.370 --> 01:05:10.439
I'm waiting to see if it's
positive or negative
1256
01:05:10.439 --> 01:05:12.430
and I thought,
for just a second. I felt...
1257
01:05:13.308 --> 01:05:16.243
different. You know?
I felt hopeful.
1258
01:05:16.411 --> 01:05:18.246
Like maybe it would
just happen and
1259
01:05:18.246 --> 01:05:21.272
we'd be forced to get
over all of our fears.
1260
01:05:22.184 --> 01:05:23.418
We have spent so
much of our relationship
1261
01:05:23.418 --> 01:05:26.254
creating all these boundaries you
know, and making sure that
1262
01:05:26.254 --> 01:05:28.423
we don't limit ourselves
with responsibility...
1263
01:05:28.423 --> 01:05:31.187
and obligation, and I don't
wanna live like that anymore.
1264
01:05:31.259 --> 01:05:32.385
Because that's not loving at all.
1265
01:05:33.362 --> 01:05:35.330
- ls that an eighties song?
- No, Brad.
1266
01:05:35.397 --> 01:05:38.333
- Your throwing, eighties songs at me?
- I'm tired of being one foot in.
1267
01:05:38.333 --> 01:05:40.324
I want us to be open,
to love each other...
1268
01:05:40.402 --> 01:05:42.437
however it's going to be.
and if one day that means...
1269
01:05:42.437 --> 01:05:44.473
we get married or
if we have kids one day
1270
01:05:44.473 --> 01:05:47.442
I feel like that's okay.
I wanna be in a relationship...
1271
01:05:48.276 --> 01:05:50.210
that goes where
it needs to go.
1272
01:05:50.379 --> 01:05:53.315
Okay. And I'd like the
relationship to go to, Fiji.
1273
01:05:53.315 --> 01:05:56.443
Brad, this is very important.
I wanna have this conversation.
1274
01:05:57.185 --> 01:05:59.388
I don't want to have this conversation.
I don't wanna have it.
1275
01:05:59.388 --> 01:06:01.456
I feel the same way that
I did when we first met,
1276
01:06:01.456 --> 01:06:03.219
and I've been honest
the whole time.
1277
01:06:03.291 --> 01:06:05.327
I don't want a
conversation about it
1278
01:06:05.327 --> 01:06:07.295
because I don't
want those things.
1279
01:06:12.434 --> 01:06:13.401
Okay.
1280
01:06:41.396 --> 01:06:43.261
It's okay, you
don't have to come in.
1281
01:06:45.434 --> 01:06:48.164
Sweetheart, I'm not going to make
you go into the house by yourself.
1282
01:06:48.236 --> 01:06:50.170
I'm fine. I'll just have my sister
drive me back to the city.
1283
01:06:50.238 --> 01:06:52.207
We'll go in there together
and I'll drive you home.
1284
01:06:52.207 --> 01:06:53.367
I'm not gonna go
and in there and pretend
1285
01:06:53.442 --> 01:06:56.343
we're something that we're
not, Brad. I can't do that anymore.
1286
01:06:56.478 --> 01:06:58.346
Baby, listen to me, please.
1287
01:06:58.346 --> 01:07:00.382
Okay let's not over
react to this situation here.
1288
01:07:00.382 --> 01:07:03.249
I'm not over
reacting, Brad. I get it.
1289
01:07:04.186 --> 01:07:05.414
I'm the one changing
the rules.
1290
01:07:06.321 --> 01:07:09.313
and If you don't want to change
them with me, I understand.
1291
01:07:11.226 --> 01:07:13.160
I just can't do this anymore.
1292
01:07:45.227 --> 01:07:46.194
Honey?
1293
01:07:46.461 --> 01:07:47.428
Coming in?
1294
01:07:50.198 --> 01:07:51.222
Hey, Dad.
1295
01:07:52.334 --> 01:07:53.323
She made it!
1296
01:07:54.269 --> 01:07:56.169
Auntie, Kate!
Auntie, Kate!
1297
01:07:56.271 --> 01:07:57.405
Merry christmas again!
1298
01:07:57.405 --> 01:07:59.307
Hi, Kasi.
Merry christmas.
1299
01:07:59.307 --> 01:08:02.208
Come see the cool stuff
grandpa, Creighton got me!
1300
01:08:02.277 --> 01:08:03.209
Okay.
1301
01:08:04.312 --> 01:08:06.448
Hi, I'm, Cheryl. I'm
your dad's girlfriend.
1302
01:08:06.448 --> 01:08:09.178
- Nice to finally meet you.
- Excuse me.
1303
01:08:10.318 --> 01:08:11.453
- Hey, Kate!
- Hi, Mom.
1304
01:08:11.453 --> 01:08:14.422
I got a, Dora the Explorer backpack...
1305
01:08:15.457 --> 01:08:19.294
a matching, Dora thermos,
a big girl necklace...
1306
01:08:19.294 --> 01:08:20.428
and princess shoes!
1307
01:08:20.428 --> 01:08:22.191
Hey, guys!
1308
01:08:22.264 --> 01:08:24.164
Hi, Auntie, Kate.
Where's, Brad?
1309
01:08:26.401 --> 01:08:29.304
Kasi, why don't you go
tell grandpa thanks...
1310
01:08:29.304 --> 01:08:30.438
for all your new toys?
1311
01:08:30.438 --> 01:08:33.208
You'd better go or
I'm going to tickle.
1312
01:08:33.208 --> 01:08:34.175
Go!
1313
01:08:37.412 --> 01:08:38.436
This is amazing.
1314
01:08:39.181 --> 01:08:40.375
Dad and Mom
in the same room?
1315
01:08:40.482 --> 01:08:42.245
They hated each other.
1316
01:08:42.317 --> 01:08:46.310
Well they've been getting together
for stuff since, Kasi turned one.
1317
01:08:49.291 --> 01:08:51.225
It must be really nice
for, Kasi.
1318
01:08:52.260 --> 01:08:54.194
It's really nice for everyone.
1319
01:08:55.197 --> 01:09:00.368
- Where is, Brad?
- He's not going to make it.
1320
01:09:00.368 --> 01:09:02.237
But, If it's all the
same to everybody
1321
01:09:02.237 --> 01:09:04.372
I'd really just rather
not talk about it.
1322
01:09:04.372 --> 01:09:06.431
- I'm sorry. I didn't realize...
- It's okay.
1323
01:09:07.242 --> 01:09:10.212
It's not something I want
to get into right now.
1324
01:09:10.212 --> 01:09:11.406
Sorry, we won't talk about him.
1325
01:09:15.317 --> 01:09:18.150
I have a great idea!
Internet dating.
1326
01:09:18.386 --> 01:09:19.644
You should do it. It's great.
1327
01:09:20.188 --> 01:09:22.383
You just pay 20 bucks,
and you put in your profile.
1328
01:09:22.457 --> 01:09:25.327
Susan, next door, did it and she
found her husband that way.
1329
01:09:25.327 --> 01:09:26.328
It's great.
1330
01:09:26.328 --> 01:09:28.319
He doesn't have a job
yet but they're working on it.
1331
01:09:28.396 --> 01:09:29.454
You should totally do it!
1332
01:09:30.265 --> 01:09:32.165
- I'll think about that.
- Yes.
1333
01:09:32.334 --> 01:09:34.199
I'm gonna take a
minute and just.
1334
01:09:34.402 --> 01:09:37.200
Okay. I got your back.
Gotcha.
1335
01:09:37.439 --> 01:09:38.406
Thanks.
1336
01:10:03.398 --> 01:10:04.330
Hi, kiddo.
1337
01:10:06.234 --> 01:10:07.223
Hey, Dad.
1338
01:10:11.373 --> 01:10:13.408
Did, Brad leave
to get a jumpstart
1339
01:10:13.408 --> 01:10:15.376
on inoculating babies
in, Burma?
1340
01:10:16.444 --> 01:10:17.445
What?
1341
01:10:17.445 --> 01:10:19.379
Maybe he's making
sock monkeys
1342
01:10:19.447 --> 01:10:21.312
for foster kids.
1343
01:10:22.217 --> 01:10:24.344
Or weaving ponchos
for pregnant women
1344
01:10:24.419 --> 01:10:25.443
in the, Yucatan?
1345
01:10:28.390 --> 01:10:30.392
So, I guess you knew
we were lying?
1346
01:10:30.392 --> 01:10:31.359
Oh, boy.
1347
01:10:32.427 --> 01:10:35.463
Unfortunately, I've had
a lot of experience
1348
01:10:35.463 --> 01:10:39.297
bending the truth
to avoid my family.
1349
01:10:40.402 --> 01:10:43.428
And I'll tell you, honey.
I would give anything...
1350
01:10:44.439 --> 01:10:47.373
to have that time
back again.
1351
01:10:49.344 --> 01:10:50.333
I would too.
1352
01:10:54.382 --> 01:10:56.316
It's taken me a lot of years
1353
01:10:57.385 --> 01:11:00.445
and several divorces
to learn that
1354
01:11:02.357 --> 01:11:04.416
nothing really beats
being honest.
1355
01:11:05.427 --> 01:11:09.227
Honest about who you are,
what you need...
1356
01:11:09.397 --> 01:11:12.161
all the rest tends
to work itself out.
1357
01:11:15.303 --> 01:11:16.292
I was honest...
1358
01:11:17.305 --> 01:11:18.397
and I think he was too.
1359
01:11:20.442 --> 01:11:22.376
It just wasn't what
I wanted to hear.
1360
01:11:46.267 --> 01:11:47.469
Cheryl made the
dressing I like so much
1361
01:11:47.469 --> 01:11:49.437
and I did some of the
cooking too, I even
1362
01:11:50.438 --> 01:11:52.440
I put the ice cubes
in the glasses
1363
01:11:52.440 --> 01:11:54.340
and salt in the saltshakers.
1364
01:11:54.476 --> 01:11:56.171
All right, well.
1365
01:11:59.180 --> 01:12:01.273
Not long ago, I wouldn't
have been able to...
1366
01:12:01.383 --> 01:12:03.374
to put this group
of people together...
1367
01:12:03.451 --> 01:12:05.282
in my wildest imagination.
1368
01:12:06.287 --> 01:12:08.278
The changes we've
all been through
1369
01:12:09.190 --> 01:12:11.317
the little hurts we've
given each other
1370
01:12:12.260 --> 01:12:14.285
we hope we're
forgiven for them.
1371
01:12:15.363 --> 01:12:17.297
We thank you, dear, lord
1372
01:12:18.199 --> 01:12:22.192
because there's nothing
more important than family.
1373
01:12:24.239 --> 01:12:25.206
- Amen.
- Amen.
1374
01:12:25.373 --> 01:12:26.340
Amen.
1375
01:12:46.261 --> 01:12:47.421
What the hell
do you want?
1376
01:12:49.264 --> 01:12:50.390
You forgot your tampons?
1377
01:12:55.303 --> 01:12:57.168
No, I didn't forget anything.
1378
01:12:59.374 --> 01:13:01.205
I just came by to see you.
1379
01:13:01.409 --> 01:13:02.376
What for?
1380
01:13:02.444 --> 01:13:05.280
You already destroyed
my, TV and family room.
1381
01:13:05.280 --> 01:13:07.415
You want to bust up
my kitchen as well?
1382
01:13:07.415 --> 01:13:09.350
Look, I'm sorry
about that, Dad.
1383
01:13:09.350 --> 01:13:11.319
I didn't mean to do all of that,
I was actuall just trying to...
1384
01:13:11.319 --> 01:13:13.253
Where's tiny?
She didn't come?
1385
01:13:15.290 --> 01:13:16.257
Oh, Kate uh...
1386
01:13:17.459 --> 01:13:19.222
she's not with me.
1387
01:13:20.328 --> 01:13:22.455
She finally smelled the
pathetic on you, did she?
1388
01:13:23.198 --> 01:13:26.201
No. In fact, she said
she wanted to get
1389
01:13:26.201 --> 01:13:28.396
more serious with me.
She said that
1390
01:13:29.337 --> 01:13:31.239
you know,
she loved me
1391
01:13:31.239 --> 01:13:34.275
and she wanted to see herself
having a family with me
1392
01:13:34.275 --> 01:13:35.333
having kids with me.
1393
01:13:37.378 --> 01:13:40.211
Well congratulations. That's
what you want to hear?
1394
01:13:41.282 --> 01:13:43.273
- I said no, Dad.
- You what?
1395
01:13:46.187 --> 01:13:48.246
Yeah, I told her I didn't
want to get married.
1396
01:13:51.392 --> 01:13:55.155
- Are you shitting me?
- Uh-uh.
1397
01:13:56.264 --> 01:13:58.323
I'll be damned.
I'll be damned.
1398
01:13:58.399 --> 01:14:00.162
That's my boy.
1399
01:14:01.469 --> 01:14:04.336
I always said you were
the smart one, Lando.
1400
01:14:05.406 --> 01:14:08.239
Your mind and spirit
are strong, like mine.
1401
01:14:10.278 --> 01:14:11.312
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1402
01:14:11.312 --> 01:14:14.213
I tell ya. It's always the one
you fight with the most
1403
01:14:14.282 --> 01:14:15.408
who is the most like you.
1404
01:14:18.386 --> 01:14:20.388
Well why are we
standing out here for?
1405
01:14:20.388 --> 01:14:22.356
Let's go inside, have a
drink. Just the two of us.
1406
01:14:22.457 --> 01:14:24.325
Man to man.
Father to son.
1407
01:14:24.325 --> 01:14:26.427
- Alright. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
1408
01:14:26.427 --> 01:14:28.190
You're a big boy now.
1409
01:14:29.197 --> 01:14:30.164
Let's go in.
1410
01:14:31.199 --> 01:14:33.258
Take appraisal of the
damage you've done.
1411
01:14:40.308 --> 01:14:42.277
Would anyone like
anything else?
1412
01:14:42.277 --> 01:14:45.303
- No, no.
- This one's out.
1413
01:14:47.315 --> 01:14:49.250
Dad, can you check
on, Jackson?
1414
01:14:49.250 --> 01:14:51.377
- Yeah. The blanket.
- He's got the pillow.
1415
01:14:51.452 --> 01:14:53.215
- This is hers?
- Yeah.
1416
01:16:10.398 --> 01:16:11.365
Hey.
1417
01:16:16.337 --> 01:16:17.304
Okay, listen.
1418
01:16:17.472 --> 01:16:21.238
If you get one, you might as well
get two 'cause they're like dogs.
1419
01:16:22.176 --> 01:16:24.212
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about, kids.
1420
01:16:24.212 --> 01:16:26.373
If you leave one by itself,
at home, you're never gonna leave.
1421
01:16:26.447 --> 01:16:29.250
'cause you're gonna feel so guilty about
leaving it there by itself.
1422
01:16:29.250 --> 01:16:31.445
But if there's two, you don't feel
bad they got someone to play with.
1423
01:16:32.186 --> 01:16:33.421
The other big thing to
think about is, school.
1424
01:16:33.421 --> 01:16:36.291
Do you send them to private school?
Because then you got sweater vests
1425
01:16:36.291 --> 01:16:39.294
and lacrosse coming at you all day.
But if you go to a public school
1426
01:16:39.294 --> 01:16:41.387
you got to worry about some
art student, who's hyperactive
1427
01:16:41.462 --> 01:16:44.465
who's all hopped up on medication,
who might try to shank the little guy,
1428
01:16:44.465 --> 01:16:46.267
and that's uncomfortable too.
1429
01:16:46.267 --> 01:16:49.437
Are you having this conversation with me, because
you're comfortable having this conversation with me?
1430
01:16:49.437 --> 01:16:52.307
Or are you just having this conversation,
because you wanna go to, Fiji?
1431
01:16:52.307 --> 01:16:53.365
I wanna go to, Fiji.
1432
01:16:53.474 --> 01:16:55.343
Because the tickets
are already paid for
1433
01:16:55.343 --> 01:16:57.378
and the hotel rooms
aren't transferable.
1434
01:16:57.378 --> 01:17:01.249
But, honey, I do
feel comfortable now
1435
01:17:01.249 --> 01:17:04.184
I think having this conversation
because in my heart
1436
01:17:04.252 --> 01:17:06.311
I know I've found
the one person in life
1437
01:17:06.387 --> 01:17:09.220
that I want to have
these conversations with.
1438
01:17:09.324 --> 01:17:10.416
And that person's you.
1439
01:17:11.359 --> 01:17:13.293
- I love you so much.
- Come here.
1440
01:17:19.400 --> 01:17:22.270
So it's like, this doesn't mean
we're getting married
1441
01:17:22.270 --> 01:17:24.170
- or having kids right away.
- No, no, no.
1442
01:17:24.238 --> 01:17:26.441
But we should talk about it,
because these things do happen.
1443
01:17:26.441 --> 01:17:30.172
Not that we're planning on it. We're just talking
about it, because these things happens.
1444
01:17:30.311 --> 01:17:32.447
And if we do have them,
then, you know...
1445
01:17:32.447 --> 01:17:35.450
- there's a lot of advantages.
- Yeah. They wonderful,
1446
01:17:35.450 --> 01:17:37.352
I mean, they give
you love, unconditionally.
1447
01:17:37.352 --> 01:17:39.445
Also, they're like little
walking tax shelters.
1448
01:17:40.188 --> 01:17:41.416
Because you can
write a lot of stuff off.
1449
01:17:41.489 --> 01:17:44.185
Yeah, and not to mention all the
yard work. You save so much money.
1450
01:17:44.258 --> 01:17:47.228
I mean, once they become a certain age,
we're not gonna have them on the lawnmower.
1451
01:17:47.228 --> 01:17:49.297
- When they're seven.
- I know what your talking about, not slave labor.
1452
01:17:49.297 --> 01:17:51.299
- No, no, no.
- We're talking about teaching them discipline.
1453
01:17:51.299 --> 01:17:54.235
- Chores for money.
- And we're not like even planning for like our future.
1454
01:17:54.235 --> 01:17:57.305
We would've ended up living in some
home playing Bingo in, Florida.
1455
01:17:57.305 --> 01:17:58.431
But now we can
live with them.
1456
01:17:59.207 --> 01:18:02.243
- They're gonna sell us out.
- This is exciting. We never thought about it like this.
1457
01:18:02.243 --> 01:18:04.212
Honey, I want you to feel
comfortable to talk to me
1458
01:18:04.212 --> 01:18:06.305
about anything you
want to talk about.
1459
01:18:07.281 --> 01:18:10.250
Unless there's like, you know a
play-off's game or something like that.
1460
01:18:10.351 --> 01:18:12.319
You know what I mean? We
can find an appropriate time.
1461
01:18:12.387 --> 01:18:15.220
- I'm kidding. Kind of.
- Okay, babe.
1462
01:18:15.289 --> 01:18:17.280
Listen, just to be clear,
this doesn't mean
1463
01:18:17.358 --> 01:18:19.227
that we're getting
married right away
1464
01:18:19.227 --> 01:18:21.286
or having kids right away.
just means that we're open
1465
01:18:21.362 --> 01:18:23.387
to let love grow
where it wants to grow.
1466
01:18:23.464 --> 01:18:26.194
- Exactly.
- We're open to letting it grow.
1467
01:18:26.267 --> 01:18:27.256
But, it doesn't mean kids.
1468
01:18:30.204 --> 01:18:33.196
- Wow, I can't believe we did it.
- We did.
1469
01:18:34.442 --> 01:18:37.311
I don't even know what happened,
I can't even remember the procedure
1470
01:18:37.311 --> 01:18:40.214
but here's this beautiful
thing here. You know what I mean?
1471
01:18:40.214 --> 01:18:42.350
I did feel
like an air traffic controller.
1472
01:18:42.350 --> 01:18:45.285
Between the huffs,
and the signals and stuff
1473
01:18:45.353 --> 01:18:47.218
it just kind of all
happened. But, god.
1474
01:18:48.189 --> 01:18:50.180
It's awesome, baby.
You're so awesome.
1475
01:18:50.258 --> 01:18:52.226
You were amazing.
You were like this.
1476
01:18:52.293 --> 01:18:54.362
- Thanks, babe.
- We have a baby!
1477
01:18:54.362 --> 01:18:57.198
- How's she doing?
- Good. She's sleeping.
1478
01:18:57.198 --> 01:19:00.234
Just wanted to let you and
our little new year's baby know
1479
01:19:00.234 --> 01:19:02.429
that you're welcome to start
bringing in family members now.
1480
01:19:03.204 --> 01:19:05.195
- Oh that's not gonna happen.
- No, no family.
1481
01:19:06.307 --> 01:19:07.433
Your families don't
know you had a baby?
1482
01:19:08.176 --> 01:19:11.245
To be honest, I think they'd be shocked
to even hear that, Kate was even pregnant.
1483
01:19:11.245 --> 01:19:13.247
Our families can be
a little much sometimes.
1484
01:19:13.247 --> 01:19:16.216
I like to think that we're
keeping it special for us
1485
01:19:16.284 --> 01:19:18.319
rather than not
including them.
1486
01:19:18.319 --> 01:19:19.445
Happy New Year, Bay Area!
1487
01:19:20.188 --> 01:19:22.223
We are here live
at Pacific General
1488
01:19:22.223 --> 01:19:24.325
where the first baby of the
new year, has just been born!
1489
01:19:24.325 --> 01:19:27.158
Let's go say hello
to those lucky parents!
1490
01:19:27.328 --> 01:19:29.297
Congratulations, McVie family
1491
01:19:29.297 --> 01:19:31.399
on having the first baby
of the, new year!
1492
01:19:31.399 --> 01:19:33.162
Dad, how does it feel?
1493
01:19:38.439 --> 01:19:40.168
We're doing great.
1494
01:19:40.374 --> 01:19:44.333
And there was a... a vacuum.
1495
01:19:46.247 --> 01:19:47.639
And then there was, umm...
1496
01:19:48.382 --> 01:19:51.252
stretching and the juices.
1497
01:19:51.252 --> 01:19:54.355
What he's trying to say is that
we're just beyond words, excited.
1498
01:19:54.355 --> 01:19:56.380
Oh, oh goodness.
1499
01:20:00.194 --> 01:20:01.286
I got some in my mouth!
1500
01:20:02.263 --> 01:20:04.356
I can't be around it!
I'm gonna do it too!
1501
01:20:11.063 --> 01:20:13.656
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