WEBVTT 0 00:00:52.418 --> 00:00:53.385 Hi. 2 00:00:54.453 --> 00:00:55.420 Hi. 3 00:00:56.288 --> 00:00:58.256 My name is, Kent.
What's your name? 4 00:00:58.390 --> 00:00:59.391 Daphne. 5 00:00:59.391 --> 00:01:01.260 Daphne. That's a really beautiful name. 6 00:01:01.260 --> 00:01:03.395 It sounds like a
name of a flower. 7 00:01:03.395 --> 00:01:06.387 Obviously I know that it's not a flower,
but it sounds like it could be. 8 00:01:08.200 --> 00:01:09.258 I like flowers. 9 00:01:09.435 --> 00:01:12.404 Smelling them, stuff like that.
Sending them to people, it's good. 10 00:01:17.343 --> 00:01:18.367 Where are you from? 11 00:01:19.345 --> 00:01:20.346 Connecticut. 12 00:01:20.346 --> 00:01:22.211 Really? I'm a big fan of, Connecticut. 13 00:01:22.281 --> 00:01:25.284 I'm a... Who isn't, right?
You're close enough to the city... 14 00:01:25.284 --> 00:01:27.286 ...and you can really enjoy it. 15 00:01:27.286 --> 00:01:29.311 But your also far enough that
you got a small town field. 16 00:01:29.388 --> 00:01:32.358 - Did you go to school out there?
- Yeah, I did. I went to Wesslam. 17 00:01:32.358 --> 00:01:33.650 That's perfect, that's a great school. 18 00:01:34.193 --> 00:01:36.161 - What's did you major in..?
- Psychology. 19 00:01:36.428 --> 00:01:37.395 It's great. 20 00:01:37.463 --> 00:01:40.366 Those are really beautiful
earrings, by the way. 21 00:01:40.366 --> 00:01:42.334 They do a nice job
of complementing your... 22 00:01:42.334 --> 00:01:44.236 I'm gonna stop you right there. 23 00:01:44.236 --> 00:01:46.438 Because on paper
you've done everything right. 24 00:01:46.438 --> 00:01:49.241 You've took an interest
in my personal history. 25 00:01:49.241 --> 00:01:51.209 You've complemented
my accessories. 26 00:01:51.343 --> 00:01:53.402 Blah, blah, blah. 27 00:01:54.346 --> 00:01:57.449 If we'd met in college, our relationship,
probably would've developed between us. 28 00:01:57.449 --> 00:02:00.252 Which I would have come to regret
because I would have found out... 29 00:02:00.252 --> 00:02:02.388 ...that you're just as boring
and polite in the bedroom... 30 00:02:02.388 --> 00:02:05.289 ...as you have been during
this, god awful conversation. 31 00:02:05.357 --> 00:02:06.358 Okay, Daphne... 32 00:02:06.358 --> 00:02:08.360 If I wanted a nice
sexual pen pal... 33 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:09.384 ...you'd be at the top of my list. 34 00:02:09.461 --> 00:02:13.192 We'd just, l-chat all night long.
LOL. Tickles. 35 00:02:13.465 --> 00:02:16.366 But unfortunately, that's
not what I'm looking for. 36 00:02:16.435 --> 00:02:18.426 I want a man whose
hand doesn't shake... 37 00:02:19.205 --> 00:02:22.197 ...when he puts it up my shirt.
Do you know what I'm saying? 38 00:02:22.341 --> 00:02:24.310 Okay.
Daphne, if I could just... 39 00:02:24.310 --> 00:02:26.478 Save it, Kent.
I'm not looking for a BFF. 40 00:02:26.478 --> 00:02:28.241 Daphne, please. 41 00:02:29.381 --> 00:02:31.212 Bitch, I'm talking to you! 42 00:02:33.352 --> 00:02:35.411 -What did you call me?
-I didn't stutter. 43 00:02:36.322 --> 00:02:39.291 Oh you sure can talk the talk,
you crazy little slut. 44 00:02:39.291 --> 00:02:41.225 But, can you
deliver the goodies? 45 00:02:42.261 --> 00:02:44.252 I don't give a damn
about, Connecticut. 46 00:02:44.463 --> 00:02:46.397 I hate those cheap buildings. 47 00:02:47.266 --> 00:02:50.360 I'm from, North Dakota and this
is how we handle our business... 48 00:02:50.436 --> 00:02:52.301 ...in the vice and state, mamma. 49 00:02:54.306 --> 00:02:55.441 Get your hands off me, right now. 50 00:02:55.441 --> 00:02:58.239 Or I will take you to your knees
in front of this entire bar. 51 00:02:58.310 --> 00:02:59.277 Promise? 52 00:03:16.295 --> 00:03:18.388 Hold on, angel crossing!
Angel crossing! 53 00:03:18.464 --> 00:03:21.160 Get on there. Here we
come. Watch out! 54 00:03:39.351 --> 00:03:40.409 What a beautiful view. 55 00:03:43.289 --> 00:03:44.449 So, this is where you live? 56 00:03:47.359 --> 00:03:50.226 This is where you live
too, honey. Come on. 57 00:03:54.433 --> 00:03:56.367 What do you think
about, Daphne? 58 00:03:57.403 --> 00:03:59.371 - I really liked, Daphne.
- You did? 59 00:03:59.371 --> 00:04:01.240 - Yeah.
- Definitely naughty. 60 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:03.333 She's was a lot naughty,
but in the fun way. 61 00:04:04.209 --> 00:04:05.311 What about, Kent,
did you like him? 62 00:04:05.311 --> 00:04:06.412 - Kent was hot.
- Really? 63 00:04:06.412 --> 00:04:08.380 I like those glasses,
that was a nice touch. 64 00:04:08.380 --> 00:04:10.405 You want to try fill in
the whole great planes vibe? 65 00:04:11.216 --> 00:04:13.241 Like he was an angry
cowboy who drives a van. 66 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:15.287 - Hot.
- But also has ninja equipment... 67 00:04:15.287 --> 00:04:17.389 ...back in his apartment.
A lot's happening. 68 00:04:17.389 --> 00:04:18.457 - You know what I mean?
- Yeah. 69 00:04:18.457 --> 00:04:20.225 Like a transformer. 70 00:04:20.225 --> 00:04:23.194 - I'd like to meet, Kent again.
- Yeah, come here. 71 00:04:23.429 --> 00:04:25.158 Toothpaste and all. 72 00:04:25.497 --> 00:04:27.399 - I love you, Kate.
- I love you, Brad. 73 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:30.163 You are the best girl
in the whole world. 74 00:04:59.231 --> 00:05:00.391 Let's get these off, of you. 75 00:05:01.300 --> 00:05:02.267 That was fun. 76 00:05:02.401 --> 00:05:04.470 - That feels good.
- It's the acupressure. 77 00:05:04.470 --> 00:05:06.438 - Oh really?
- No, I just like to rub it. 78 00:05:07.306 --> 00:05:10.309 You know, this stuff is connected
to all different stuff inside your tummy. 79 00:05:10.309 --> 00:05:11.443 - I know that.
- I push the wrong thing... 80 00:05:11.443 --> 00:05:13.479 - You know what that's for?
- Not till later. 81 00:05:13.479 --> 00:05:14.446 Okay. 82 00:05:16.181 --> 00:05:17.239 So when's the big day? 83 00:05:18.283 --> 00:05:19.255 - Hmm.
- I'm sorry? 84 00:05:19.284 --> 00:05:22.321 We're getting married in the
spring in, South Carolina. 85 00:05:22.321 --> 00:05:25.188 - Yeah, what about you guys?
- We're not getting married. 86 00:05:26.325 --> 00:05:28.360 So, why do you take
the dance classes? 87 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:31.263 We do a lot of stuff together.
That's one of many thing we do together. 88 00:05:31.263 --> 00:05:32.252 Yeah, it's fun. 89 00:05:32.331 --> 00:05:34.433 Can't think of what
we don't do together. 90 00:05:34.433 --> 00:05:36.367 Right, so why wouldn't you
wanna get married? 91 00:05:37.269 --> 00:05:38.337 - Yeah.
- We are happy. 92 00:05:38.337 --> 00:05:39.326 - We're happy.
- Yeah. 93 00:05:39.405 --> 00:05:41.440 And I love her.
Marriage kind of brings pressure... 94 00:05:41.440 --> 00:05:43.308 ...and stress and all kinds of stuff. 95 00:05:43.308 --> 00:05:45.377 We don't want our relationship
to turn into work. 96 00:05:45.377 --> 00:05:47.379 We just wanna be together
'cause we enjoy it. 97 00:05:47.379 --> 00:05:49.176 Not because we have to, you know?. 98 00:05:49.248 --> 00:05:51.443 There's a reason that they
use the expression: 99 00:05:52.184 --> 00:05:54.175 "Tying the knot"
or "Ball and chain". 100 00:05:54.253 --> 00:05:56.221 Have you ever listened to the
words of a wedding ceremony? 101 00:05:56.221 --> 00:05:59.190 Like: "l promise to obey."
Or "Till death do us part." 102 00:05:59.258 --> 00:06:01.249 I'd rather be like stuck
on an island... 103 00:06:01.326 --> 00:06:04.229 ...with some weird millionaire,
hunting me and trying to kill me... 104 00:06:04.229 --> 00:06:05.389 ...and trying to escape
than be involved... 105 00:06:05.464 --> 00:06:08.456 ...in something with those. That's like
a time bomb, waiting to explode. 106 00:06:09.201 --> 00:06:11.470 So, what about children?
You do want to make them, no? 107 00:06:11.470 --> 00:06:13.238 - No, no.
- No. 108 00:06:13.238 --> 00:06:14.364 - I don't wanna make them.
- Uh-uh. 109 00:06:17.309 --> 00:06:20.345 I just don't want to be like,
responsible for this kid... 110 00:06:20.345 --> 00:06:22.210 ...and hurt their feelings
and disappoint them. 111 00:06:22.281 --> 00:06:23.449 Yeah, that's what
happened to our families. 112 00:06:23.449 --> 00:06:25.451 We're both from
divorced families. 113 00:06:25.451 --> 00:06:28.420 We've seen it play out. We don't
need to repeat the pattern. 114 00:06:28.420 --> 00:06:31.287 But anyway, congratulations
on getting married. 115 00:06:31.356 --> 00:06:33.347 That sounds like a really cool
thing, and to each their own. 116 00:06:33.425 --> 00:06:34.414 Yeah, absolutely. 117 00:06:35.194 --> 00:06:36.456 - Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas! 118 00:06:37.196 --> 00:06:38.157 Bye-bye. 119 00:07:02.454 --> 00:07:04.183 - Big-bad Brad!
- Hi! 120 00:07:04.256 --> 00:07:06.358 - How are you guys doing?
- Look at this. How are you? 121 00:07:06.358 --> 00:07:08.189 You remember
my girlfriend, Kate. 122 00:07:08.260 --> 00:07:10.262 - How are you? Good to see you.
- Hi. 123 00:07:10.262 --> 00:07:12.331 What are you guys
doing for, christmas? 124 00:07:12.331 --> 00:07:15.198 We got the entire
family flying in. 125 00:07:15.300 --> 00:07:17.291 13 airport pick-ups. 126 00:07:17.369 --> 00:07:21.237 4 days of listening
to how gifted my nieces are. 127 00:07:21.440 --> 00:07:25.277 My brother thinks his daughter,
the four year old... 128 00:07:25.277 --> 00:07:27.177 ...is gonna be the next, Beyonce. 129 00:07:30.482 --> 00:07:33.212 She's bad and she sucks. 130 00:07:34.486 --> 00:07:37.389 I'm vacationing in tropical
Albany this year... 131 00:07:37.389 --> 00:07:39.224 ...with, Tricia's family. 132 00:07:39.224 --> 00:07:41.260 They got us a cot,
which is awesome. 133 00:07:41.260 --> 00:07:42.318 But we'll probably end up sleeping... 134 00:07:42.394 --> 00:07:44.463 ...on the musty couch
in the basement with the cats. 135 00:07:44.463 --> 00:07:46.231 All seven of them. 136 00:07:46.231 --> 00:07:48.222 We'll get to be there
the whole week. 137 00:07:49.234 --> 00:07:50.469 Sounds like
a prison sentence. 138 00:07:50.469 --> 00:07:52.403 Why do you guys put
yourselves through that? 139 00:07:52.471 --> 00:07:55.269 It's, christmas, right,
don't you have to? 140 00:07:55.340 --> 00:07:56.475 We don't need to do it. 141 00:07:56.475 --> 00:07:58.410 We don't.
We don't do it. 142 00:07:58.410 --> 00:08:00.401 - We're done.
- Why, what are you doing? 143 00:08:00.479 --> 00:08:03.141 - We're going to Fiji. Just the two of us.
- Yeah. 144 00:08:03.215 --> 00:08:04.147 Fiji? 145 00:08:04.216 --> 00:08:05.217 Yeah. 146 00:08:05.217 --> 00:08:06.451 Don't your families
get upset? 147 00:08:06.451 --> 00:08:08.419 Not if you tell them
you're doing charity work. 148 00:08:09.288 --> 00:08:12.155 Like building houses
in third world countries. 149 00:08:12.224 --> 00:08:14.249 Teaching english as a second
language in, Puerto Rico. 150 00:08:14.326 --> 00:08:16.226 Helping orphans in, Somalia. 151 00:08:16.328 --> 00:08:19.263 Helping, Chinese kids capture lobsters. 152 00:08:20.332 --> 00:08:23.235 Boil them, cut them, clean the
weird stuff out the middle. 153 00:08:23.235 --> 00:08:25.370 We find it that the more
details you give... 154 00:08:25.370 --> 00:08:27.338 ...kinda throws them off the set. 155 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:30.375 You lie to your families
at, christmas time? 156 00:08:30.375 --> 00:08:33.173 You really can't spell
families without lies. 157 00:08:33.345 --> 00:08:34.312 Try it. 158 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:37.414 But don't you
ever feel guilty? 159 00:08:38.183 --> 00:08:40.252 For taking a vacation
on our vacation? 160 00:08:40.252 --> 00:08:41.286 No, not really. 161 00:08:41.286 --> 00:08:44.153 - You do look pretty sexy with a tan.
- Thanks, babe. 162 00:08:45.224 --> 00:08:47.249 You could take this one.
This one here. 163 00:08:48.193 --> 00:08:50.218 - Like that.
- Yeah, that's a good idea. 164 00:08:53.232 --> 00:08:55.434 Oh by the way I made a couple's
massage reservation for this weekend. 165 00:08:55.434 --> 00:08:57.265 - You did? That's great.
- Yeah. 166 00:08:59.371 --> 00:09:01.440 I should probably check
us in online, after this. 167 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:02.407 I did it. 168 00:09:02.474 --> 00:09:05.344 You checked us in already?
You're the best, sweetheart. 169 00:09:05.344 --> 00:09:08.245 I picked up a pair of those noise
canceling headphones, you wanted. 170 00:09:08.313 --> 00:09:10.349 - You did not.
- For the next time. 171 00:09:10.349 --> 00:09:12.340 - Oh my God.
- I'm excited. 172 00:09:12.451 --> 00:09:16.221 We should probably sign up for
the scuba boat as soon as we get there... 173 00:09:16.221 --> 00:09:18.155 I heard it fills up
really quick. 174 00:09:18.357 --> 00:09:21.292 Do you feel like we've
been on this vacation before? 175 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:25.228 The scuba diving, we did that
in Bali and Costa Rica. 176 00:09:25.297 --> 00:09:28.357 Yeah, but this is Fiji.
We've never been to Fiji. 177 00:09:29.368 --> 00:09:32.337 That's a whole different island.
and the resort there is beautiful, 178 00:09:32.337 --> 00:09:35.204 and the scuba diving
there's gonna be totally different. 179 00:09:35.274 --> 00:09:37.174 It's different water different fish. 180 00:09:37.242 --> 00:09:39.311 It's gonna be really good.
I'm excited. 181 00:09:39.311 --> 00:09:41.313 - lt's gonna be amazing.
- Are you excited? 182 00:09:41.313 --> 00:09:43.338 - I am. I'm really excited.
- I am excited. 183 00:09:46.451 --> 00:09:48.351 - I love you.
- I love you too. 184 00:10:03.235 --> 00:10:04.395 Hey, Mom, merry, christmas. 185 00:10:05.404 --> 00:10:06.371 Yeah. 186 00:10:07.406 --> 00:10:10.341 Listen. Actually I'm sorry
I didn't call you sooner. 187 00:10:10.409 --> 00:10:12.400 We're actually heading
out today to, Burma. 188 00:10:13.378 --> 00:10:16.438 Yeah. That's exactly
the island in, Asia, Burma. 189 00:10:18.317 --> 00:10:19.443 We're inoculating babies there. 190 00:10:20.285 --> 00:10:22.344 Yeah, we'll be helping
out with these kids. 191 00:10:23.322 --> 00:10:25.490 It's such a great cause, but honestly... 192 00:10:25.490 --> 00:10:29.227 it just sucks that we're not able to
be there with you and the entire family. 193 00:10:29.227 --> 00:10:32.355 You know how much. I know, mom it's been
three years since I've been there for, christmas. 194 00:10:32.431 --> 00:10:34.399 I wish I would've
called you sooner. 195 00:10:34.466 --> 00:10:38.232 But, Kate sent all
the gifts and stuff to you. 196 00:10:38.470 --> 00:10:40.233 Okay. 197 00:10:43.308 --> 00:10:45.276 That's Merry Christmas
in Burmese. 198 00:10:45.410 --> 00:10:48.345 All right, I'll tell her.
I love you too. Bye. 199 00:10:49.247 --> 00:10:50.373 You learned "Merry Christmas" in, Burmese. 200 00:10:50.449 --> 00:10:53.213 I gotta take everything
to the next level. 201 00:10:53.285 --> 00:10:55.310 Come on, let's do this.
I'm excited. 202 00:11:18.310 --> 00:11:20.278 Attention, San Francisco
passengers. 203 00:11:20.412 --> 00:11:22.381 All flights
have been grounded... 204 00:11:22.381 --> 00:11:24.249 ...due to extreme
weather conditions. 205 00:11:24.249 --> 00:11:25.250 Sir, excuse me. 206 00:11:25.250 --> 00:11:27.419 Well the phone's will be in
and your flight's not going out. 207 00:11:27.419 --> 00:11:30.422 But what I can do
is get you set up for standby... 208 00:11:30.422 --> 00:11:33.186 ...on the first flight
to Fiji tomorrow. Okay? 209 00:11:33.258 --> 00:11:34.393 Tomorrow's not going to be great for us. 210 00:11:34.393 --> 00:11:36.461 We've already scheduled
a couple's massage... 211 00:11:36.461 --> 00:11:39.396 I'm sorry, sir. I don't make
the fog, I deal with it. 212 00:11:40.232 --> 00:11:43.301 The best I can do is get you
guys set up a suite at the, Radisson. 213 00:11:43.301 --> 00:11:46.236 They have lovely accommodations,
it's right next to the airport. 214 00:11:46.304 --> 00:11:48.340 You promise?
At the, Radisson? 215 00:11:48.340 --> 00:11:50.208 - Did you hear that?
- Brad. 216 00:11:50.208 --> 00:11:51.276 No, no that's terrific. 217 00:11:51.276 --> 00:11:53.267 Would it be possible
to take us out... 218 00:11:53.345 --> 00:11:55.245 and get us, McDonald's as desert? 219 00:11:55.313 --> 00:11:57.282 I'll start missing
flights more often. 220 00:11:57.282 --> 00:11:59.351 With this kind of
red carpet service is available. 221 00:11:59.351 --> 00:12:01.251 - Because that's terrific. A suite.
- Brad, please. 222 00:12:01.319 --> 00:12:04.289 That's not helping, Brad, okay.
Is there another airline... 223 00:12:04.289 --> 00:12:07.325 that you're possibly affiliated with?
Like a sister airline that we can transfer to? 224 00:12:07.325 --> 00:12:10.385 - No, I'm sorry.
- Do you have a cousin airline? 225 00:12:10.462 --> 00:12:13.363 How about an airline that
your airline's filled out before? 226 00:12:13.432 --> 00:12:17.300 The FAA has ruled that the, Bay
area fog is simply too thick. 227 00:12:17.369 --> 00:12:20.372 No flights are coming in
and no flights are going out... 228 00:12:20.372 --> 00:12:22.340 until at least tomorrow morning. 229 00:12:22.340 --> 00:12:25.410 Let's see how travelers
are coping in all of this chaos. 230 00:12:25.410 --> 00:12:29.176 We have a couple over here.
Excuse me, sir? Excuse me. 231 00:12:29.414 --> 00:12:32.178 Where are you headed
for this, christmas? 232 00:12:34.386 --> 00:12:36.183 We're live on the air. 233 00:12:36.421 --> 00:12:38.355 You certainly look
dressed for a vacation. 234 00:12:43.328 --> 00:12:46.354 We're taking...
And we take the trips. 235 00:12:47.399 --> 00:12:50.335 We'll take a different trip. 236 00:12:50.335 --> 00:12:53.438 What he's trying to say is
that we plan a trip every year. 237 00:12:53.438 --> 00:12:56.168 This is actually
ruining our Christmas. 238 00:12:56.374 --> 00:12:59.309 You must be pretty upset.
Are you visiting friends and family? 239 00:13:02.481 --> 00:13:03.448 This is, Kate. 240 00:13:05.350 --> 00:13:06.339 Hi, mom. 241 00:13:08.186 --> 00:13:10.322 I know, mom. All the flights
were cancelled for today. 242 00:13:10.322 --> 00:13:11.456 - But they're not really...
- Sweetheart It's, my dad. 243 00:13:11.456 --> 00:13:14.226 They're not sure,
whether or not if it'll be today. 244 00:13:14.226 --> 00:13:16.361 You want me to answer it?
Do I answer or no? 245 00:13:16.361 --> 00:13:18.158 Do I pick it up or not? 246 00:13:18.263 --> 00:13:20.432 Yes, I know. I understand
you have feelings. 247 00:13:20.432 --> 00:13:24.232 What? What do you want me to do? I don't know
what this means, I don't know what your saying to me. 248 00:13:28.206 --> 00:13:30.242 Alright he's gonna give you a big
hug when he see's you, mom. 249 00:13:30.242 --> 00:13:32.301 - I'm not hugging anybody.
- He's really excited about the hug. 250 00:13:33.245 --> 00:13:35.304 - Alright we'll see you at noon.
- Noon? 251 00:13:36.314 --> 00:13:38.450 Kate, are you crazy?
Did you just commit us to go? 252 00:13:38.450 --> 00:13:42.220 What did you want me to say?
They saw us on the news. 253 00:13:42.220 --> 00:13:44.245 We're obviously not
inoculating babies in, Burma. 254 00:13:44.356 --> 00:13:45.448 - No...
- We are stuck here. 255 00:13:46.191 --> 00:13:47.425 By the way, what did you say to your dad? 256 00:13:47.425 --> 00:13:50.362 I told my dad that of course
we'll be going over there. 257 00:13:50.362 --> 00:13:52.262 Don't compare
your situation. 258 00:13:52.330 --> 00:13:54.230 - You kidding?
- There's new stuff... 259 00:13:54.299 --> 00:13:55.367 ...that you're missing here, Kate. 260 00:13:55.367 --> 00:13:58.165 My Dad's a unique specific
animal. Your mother's not. 261 00:13:58.236 --> 00:14:00.472 My dad, your mom.
My mom, your dad. 262 00:14:00.472 --> 00:14:01.473 Great. 263 00:14:01.473 --> 00:14:04.169 We'll see all four families in one day, Kate. 264 00:14:04.242 --> 00:14:06.369 Do you have any idea what this means?
Do you have any idea what you committed us to? 265 00:14:06.444 --> 00:14:09.345 I know exactly
what this means. 266 00:14:21.459 --> 00:14:22.426 Brad. 267 00:14:25.263 --> 00:14:26.230 Baby. 268 00:14:27.399 --> 00:14:29.230 I don't want to fight. 269 00:14:30.201 --> 00:14:31.403 Honey, I don't wanna fight either. 270 00:14:31.403 --> 00:14:34.272 - I hate this.
- We never fight, honey. I'm sorry. 271 00:14:34.272 --> 00:14:35.239 I love you. 272 00:14:36.441 --> 00:14:39.311 This is what our families do, you
know that? This is what happens. 273 00:14:39.311 --> 00:14:41.446 My mother makes me crazy
every time I talk to her. 274 00:14:41.446 --> 00:14:44.249 You're absolutely right.
Here's all we got to do. 275 00:14:44.249 --> 00:14:46.284 We just gotta get through these, Four Christmases... 276 00:14:46.284 --> 00:14:48.420 as quickly and as painlessly as possible. 277 00:14:48.420 --> 00:14:51.446 Exactly. Promise me that no
matter what happens today... 278 00:14:52.290 --> 00:14:53.450 we'll still have each other, right. 279 00:14:54.459 --> 00:14:57.189 - Honey, of course we will.
- Okay. 280 00:15:07.205 --> 00:15:09.264 Hey listen. If one of these
houses gets a little too intense... 281 00:15:09.341 --> 00:15:11.343 - I think we're gonna need a exit strategy.
- Yes. 282 00:15:11.343 --> 00:15:14.279 We'll need a word that both of us know
that means it's time to leave. 283 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:16.247 What do you think our
safe word, should be? 284 00:15:16.247 --> 00:15:17.482 It's a good idea.
Mistletoe. 285 00:15:17.482 --> 00:15:19.450 - Mistletoe is really good.
- Okay. 286 00:15:20.318 --> 00:15:24.152 By the way, my father's house
can get particularly uncomfortable. 287 00:15:24.222 --> 00:15:27.392 Please sweetheat, do not feel
embarrassed if you feel the need... 288 00:15:27.392 --> 00:15:29.383 to pull the rip cord early,
say, Mistletoe... 289 00:15:29.461 --> 00:15:31.452 if this house gets too
uncomfortable for you. 290 00:15:32.197 --> 00:15:34.222 - Okay.
- Even if we're there for 10 min. 291 00:15:34.299 --> 00:15:36.199 All right, I'll let you
know where I'm at. 292 00:15:36.368 --> 00:15:38.336 I'm just looking out for you
on this one. I want you to be cool. 293 00:15:38.336 --> 00:15:41.272 Brad, I'm gonna go see your
dad and your brothers right now. 294 00:15:41.272 --> 00:15:43.433 Unless you're too weird
with it, then we're out. 295 00:15:44.309 --> 00:15:46.300 - I'm going in.
- And going out would be... 296 00:15:47.345 --> 00:15:50.281 - Mistletoe.
- Done. Let's get out of here. 297 00:15:50.281 --> 00:15:53.444 Brad, we're going in. Let's go. 298 00:16:03.194 --> 00:16:06.297 Son of a bitch.
The TV stars actually came. 299 00:16:06.297 --> 00:16:08.366 - Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, Dad. 300 00:16:08.366 --> 00:16:10.335 Merry Christmas, tiny.
Good to see you. 301 00:16:10.335 --> 00:16:12.360 - Thanks for having us.
- Good to see you. 302 00:16:12.437 --> 00:16:13.471 - Come on in.
- Okay. 303 00:16:13.471 --> 00:16:16.307 Let's... Let's celebrate. 304 00:16:16.307 --> 00:16:18.172 Okay. Sounds good. 305 00:16:22.347 --> 00:16:24.349 That's a lot of presents
you sent there, boy. 306 00:16:24.349 --> 00:16:26.214 You're trying
to out do us? 307 00:16:26.351 --> 00:16:28.285 The biggest one is
for you, Howard. 308 00:16:29.421 --> 00:16:31.189 Yeah? What is it? 309 00:16:31.189 --> 00:16:32.281 I'm not gonna tell you. 310 00:16:36.327 --> 00:16:37.351 What, are you crazy? 311 00:16:37.429 --> 00:16:38.396 - Bro.
- Hey, buddy. 312 00:16:44.202 --> 00:16:45.169 Baby! 313 00:16:47.472 --> 00:16:50.441 Kate, these are my brothers:
Denver and Dallas. 314 00:16:51.309 --> 00:16:54.245 - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. 315 00:16:54.245 --> 00:16:56.213 You must be, Orlando's girl. 316 00:16:56.414 --> 00:16:57.346 Orlando? 317 00:16:57.415 --> 00:17:00.418 We're named after the cities
in which we were conceived. 318 00:17:00.418 --> 00:17:03.387 I'm, Denver that's, Dallas.
And this is, Orlando. 319 00:17:06.191 --> 00:17:07.192 Orlando? 320 00:17:07.192 --> 00:17:10.286 My given name is, Orlando.
But I changed it to, Brad. 321 00:17:11.362 --> 00:17:12.386 I'm, Brad. 322 00:17:13.465 --> 00:17:14.466 What? 323 00:17:14.466 --> 00:17:17.264 Well, merry christmas one and all. 324 00:17:17.435 --> 00:17:19.335 - Orderves for anyone.
- Come on. 325 00:17:20.205 --> 00:17:22.173 Who are you trying
to impress, Suze? 326 00:17:22.340 --> 00:17:24.309 We also got beer moses in the back. 327 00:17:24.309 --> 00:17:25.298 Ladies first. 328 00:17:26.244 --> 00:17:27.233 Thank you so much. 329 00:17:30.381 --> 00:17:32.281 What is this?
Is this cheese? 330 00:17:32.484 --> 00:17:34.281 Yeah, spray. 331 00:17:35.487 --> 00:17:39.423 Spray cheese from the famous
family of aerosol cheeses. 332 00:17:45.330 --> 00:17:46.354 Give me a hand. 333 00:17:50.335 --> 00:17:51.336 Here we go. 334 00:17:51.336 --> 00:17:54.271 Do you have something
to say about my wife's cheese? 335 00:17:56.374 --> 00:17:57.475 Hump it! Hump it! 336 00:17:57.475 --> 00:17:59.444 I haven't seen
that move in a while. 337 00:17:59.444 --> 00:18:03.210 Shut it, soldier boy! 338 00:18:03.448 --> 00:18:06.178 The spray cheese!
The spray cheese! 339 00:18:06.384 --> 00:18:08.409 Bring it home, soldier boy. 340 00:18:23.301 --> 00:18:26.395 Oh my, god, honey. I am so sorry
that you had to see that. 341 00:18:26.471 --> 00:18:28.406 Let me apologize for them. 342 00:18:28.406 --> 00:18:32.410 If you wanna say "Mistletoe"
because it's too heavy for you, I get it. 343 00:18:32.410 --> 00:18:34.379 I get it. I totally get it. Don't
feel weird about that. 344 00:18:34.379 --> 00:18:37.382 If you need to get out of here, you let me
know where your comfort zone is. 345 00:18:37.382 --> 00:18:38.371 Beacause that was weird. 346 00:18:39.350 --> 00:18:41.486 I can not believe you didn't
tell me your real name. 347 00:18:41.486 --> 00:18:43.283 - What are you talking about?
- l just... 348 00:18:44.355 --> 00:18:46.448 It's just crazy to me. We've
been together for 3 years now 349 00:18:47.192 --> 00:18:49.327 and I don't even know your real name.
doesn't that strike you as a little bit odd? 350 00:18:49.327 --> 00:18:53.160 No, it's not a little bit odd. I
hated my name, so I changed it. 351 00:18:53.198 --> 00:18:56.167 You don't say hey: "My name used
to be asshole, but it's, Bob." 352 00:18:56.234 --> 00:18:59.204 - You just say: "My name is, Bob."
- Maybe to a stranger on the street... 353 00:18:59.204 --> 00:19:00.471 but to somebody you're
sharing your life with, 354 00:19:00.471 --> 00:19:02.340 Yeah you tell them your real name. 355 00:19:02.340 --> 00:19:04.342 Sweetheart, I really don't want
to get into this right now. 356 00:19:04.342 --> 00:19:06.367 By rhe way this is exactly why I was
afraid if we came here. 357 00:19:06.444 --> 00:19:09.380 this is isn't us, it's them.
We're letting them in. 358 00:19:09.380 --> 00:19:12.350 Okay but your real name isn't asshole.
It's like your middle name. 359 00:19:12.350 --> 00:19:14.319 Don't wanna be
blindsided again. 360 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:17.222 That's very funny. Go ahead
and take a shot at me. 361 00:19:17.222 --> 00:19:19.290 It's bad enough, I have to deal
with those, Neanderthals 362 00:19:19.290 --> 00:19:21.155 but now I gotta take it from you too? 363 00:19:21.226 --> 00:19:24.462 No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't
let them walk over you either. 364 00:19:24.462 --> 00:19:27.398 Kate, they are trained, UFC fighters. 365 00:19:27.398 --> 00:19:29.298 They know pressure
points on people. 366 00:19:29.367 --> 00:19:31.202 But you're twice their size. 367 00:19:31.202 --> 00:19:33.304 They're semi-professional
cage fighters. 368 00:19:33.304 --> 00:19:35.373 Like one person comes out,
one person doesn't. 369 00:19:35.373 --> 00:19:38.209 A cock fighting
but with dudes. 370 00:19:38.209 --> 00:19:41.312 - I thought you said they were personal trainers.
- They're dude cock fighters. 371 00:19:41.312 --> 00:19:43.212 Like that thing you see on the pay-per-view. 372 00:19:43.281 --> 00:19:46.284 Yes exactly. Except they don't
actually get paid for it. 373 00:19:46.284 --> 00:19:48.252 They mostly just brawl
in people's backyards... 374 00:19:48.319 --> 00:19:50.388 and then they upload
the footage to, YouTube. 375 00:19:50.388 --> 00:19:54.188 Honey, my childhood was just
like the, "Shawshank Redemption". 376 00:19:54.259 --> 00:19:57.462 Except I didn't have some kind,
older, soft spoken black man... 377 00:19:57.462 --> 00:19:59.293 to share my struggle with. 378 00:19:59.364 --> 00:20:01.423 But you're not
that child anymore, okay? 379 00:20:01.499 --> 00:20:06.163 You're a grown, strong,
confident, successful man. 380 00:20:06.404 --> 00:20:08.304 I really don't want to get into this. 381 00:20:08.373 --> 00:20:12.241 Brad, let me just let you know
the truth. They're intimidated by you. 382 00:20:12.310 --> 00:20:14.278 What you need to do
is go out there... 383 00:20:14.345 --> 00:20:15.437 and set some
healthy boundaries... 384 00:20:16.180 --> 00:20:19.149 and demand that they respect
you. You know what I'm saying? 385 00:20:19.217 --> 00:20:21.352 Hey, big city, come to
open up some presents! 386 00:20:21.352 --> 00:20:24.219 - Come on son, we gotta go!
- This is your opportunity. 387 00:20:24.455 --> 00:20:26.218 You can do this, baby. 388 00:20:31.229 --> 00:20:32.355 Right, right. 389 00:20:33.298 --> 00:20:34.356 Okay, gentlemen. 390 00:20:35.333 --> 00:20:37.301 Can we take it down
a notch, please? 391 00:20:38.202 --> 00:20:40.371 I'm not a kid, you can't
talk to me like that anymore. 392 00:20:40.371 --> 00:20:42.240 We're adults.
Do you understand? 393 00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:44.333 I'm a grown man
with hair on my chest, right? 394 00:20:44.409 --> 00:20:47.378 There's gonna be certain boundaries
that are gonna exist between us. 395 00:20:48.313 --> 00:20:51.441 They might be invisible. I know you
gentlemen won't be able to see them, 396 00:20:52.183 --> 00:20:55.243 but you're certainly gonna be able
to respect the fact that they're there. 397 00:20:55.420 --> 00:20:58.218 These boundaries
are not to be crossed. 398 00:20:58.389 --> 00:21:02.348 And if they are crossed, there's
gonna be real consequences to that. 399 00:21:06.364 --> 00:21:07.331 Thank you. 400 00:21:12.270 --> 00:21:14.170 Welcome back, stud! 401 00:21:15.273 --> 00:21:16.240 Don't! 402 00:21:16.341 --> 00:21:17.308 Stop! 403 00:21:22.280 --> 00:21:23.247 Stop it! 404 00:21:29.354 --> 00:21:30.488 Come on, can I go in? 405 00:21:30.488 --> 00:21:33.324 No, you boys could get hurt. 406 00:21:33.324 --> 00:21:34.325 Come in! 407 00:21:34.325 --> 00:21:36.190 - Come on!
- Take us in! 408 00:21:36.260 --> 00:21:37.352 - Go!
- Yes! 409 00:21:42.233 --> 00:21:43.200 Get it! 410 00:21:46.337 --> 00:21:47.395 Google me, bitch! 411 00:21:48.206 --> 00:21:48.433 What? 412 00:21:49.207 --> 00:21:51.437 Google me. You might wanna
look me up sometime, Barbara! 413 00:21:52.410 --> 00:21:54.207 No! Dad! 414 00:21:54.379 --> 00:21:55.346 Stop! 415 00:21:56.280 --> 00:21:57.372 Let's open the presents... 416 00:21:57.448 --> 00:22:00.246 so, Orlando can get
to his other, christmases alright. 417 00:22:00.451 --> 00:22:01.418 Let's do it. 418 00:22:10.294 --> 00:22:11.261 Baby. 419 00:22:12.330 --> 00:22:14.264 It's me. It's me.
Are you okay? 420 00:22:15.233 --> 00:22:16.325 Did you break anything? 421 00:22:19.337 --> 00:22:21.202 I am so proud of you. 422 00:22:22.273 --> 00:22:24.298 Orlando, you're closest
to the tree, you distribute. 423 00:22:31.382 --> 00:22:33.451 Gosh, wasn't it so
hard to find gifts... 424 00:22:33.451 --> 00:22:35.248 under the 10 dollar cap this year? 425 00:22:35.319 --> 00:22:37.221 The first gift is to, Connor. 426 00:22:37.221 --> 00:22:39.390 - The 10 dollar what?
- 10 dollar spending cap. 427 00:22:39.390 --> 00:22:42.223 Uncle Brad and his special
friend Kate, maybe... 428 00:22:42.293 --> 00:22:43.260 Brad? 429 00:22:43.461 --> 00:22:45.258 I'll be your nice uncle... 430 00:22:45.329 --> 00:22:47.354 ...after you see what I got you.
Go ahead open it up. 431 00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:50.167 - Brad?
- Yeah. 432 00:22:50.401 --> 00:22:51.333 What? 433 00:22:51.402 --> 00:22:54.238 - X-Box. This is awesome.
- Whoa. 434 00:22:54.238 --> 00:22:55.373 Top shelf for you, pal. 435 00:22:55.373 --> 00:22:58.365 It's got the triple core processor,
wireless controllers the whole deal. 436 00:22:58.476 --> 00:23:00.445 It was a 10 dollar
spending cap. 437 00:23:00.445 --> 00:23:03.346 How in the hell did you find
an X-Box for under 10 dollars? 438 00:23:04.248 --> 00:23:07.251 Looks like someone's trying to
show off how much money he makes. 439 00:23:07.251 --> 00:23:09.377 Maybe someone's family
didn't tell him that, 440 00:23:09.453 --> 00:23:10.421 there was a 10 dollar spending cap. 441 00:23:10.421 --> 00:23:13.424 Or maybe if you came home
you'd know crap like that. 442 00:23:13.424 --> 00:23:15.426 Guys can we try
to stay positive here? 443 00:23:15.426 --> 00:23:18.429 What's the problem? We're trying
to give some gifts to some children. 444 00:23:18.429 --> 00:23:21.299 It's, christmas. Let's keep
the momentum going here. 445 00:23:21.299 --> 00:23:26.259 The next gift is to, Cody
and this is from your dad. 446 00:23:27.305 --> 00:23:29.364 I'm sure this is
a good gift too. Okay? 447 00:23:31.409 --> 00:23:33.172 Dig in there, tear it up. 448 00:23:35.313 --> 00:23:36.405 A flashlight? 449 00:23:37.482 --> 00:23:39.177 That's it? 450 00:23:39.417 --> 00:23:41.352 Why don't you love me,
Daddy? 451 00:23:41.352 --> 00:23:44.455 Okay, okay. Honestly,
I think it's my fault. 452 00:23:44.455 --> 00:23:46.423 I didn't know there was
a 10 dollar spending cap. 453 00:23:46.491 --> 00:23:49.460 Well my gift from, Santa Claus
better be straight cool. 454 00:23:50.194 --> 00:23:52.330 I have a feeling that your
gift from, Santas 455 00:23:52.330 --> 00:23:54.355 probably going to ring
around 10 dollars too. 456 00:23:54.432 --> 00:23:57.335 Why? Is, Santa Claus
cheap like my daddy? 457 00:23:57.335 --> 00:24:00.202 No, Santa is dad.
Dad is... 458 00:24:01.439 --> 00:24:02.406 Right. 459 00:24:03.407 --> 00:24:04.431 I don't understand. 460 00:24:05.276 --> 00:24:08.245 What's happening? What's happening?
What's the problem? 461 00:24:09.213 --> 00:24:11.204 There's no, Santa Claus. 462 00:24:11.482 --> 00:24:14.383 You're joking with me, right?
You're kidding me. 463 00:24:15.286 --> 00:24:17.254 They know there's
no, Santa Claus, right? 464 00:24:18.356 --> 00:24:19.357 They do now. 465 00:24:19.357 --> 00:24:21.325 How could you lie to us, Daddy? 466 00:24:21.325 --> 00:24:22.451 There is a Santa Claus. 467 00:24:23.194 --> 00:24:23.455 Cody, come on. 468 00:24:24.195 --> 00:24:26.254 You and Santa Claus
don't love me. 469 00:24:26.464 --> 00:24:29.333 That's not gonna
bring back Santa. That's not... 470 00:24:29.333 --> 00:24:31.358 When he gets hurt inside
and can't get... 471 00:24:31.435 --> 00:24:34.268 ...his emotions into words,
he takes to streaking. 472 00:24:36.307 --> 00:24:38.275 Don't worry, he always comes back. 473 00:24:38.376 --> 00:24:40.207 Nobody loves me! 474 00:24:42.413 --> 00:24:45.283 Okay, look.
I'm really, really sorry. 475 00:24:45.283 --> 00:24:47.217 - I just assumed...
- All right. All right. 476 00:24:47.451 --> 00:24:49.253 Let's keep it moving. 477 00:24:49.253 --> 00:24:51.221 I'm starting to lose my balls over here. 478 00:24:51.455 --> 00:24:52.422 All right? 479 00:24:54.358 --> 00:24:57.225 What's this one here?
You're gonna love this, poppy. 480 00:24:57.395 --> 00:24:59.226 That's a satellite dish, Howard. 481 00:24:59.430 --> 00:25:01.232 Why would I want a satellite? 482 00:25:01.232 --> 00:25:03.359 That's not a satellite,
it's a satellite dish. 483 00:25:03.467 --> 00:25:06.437 Terrific. You got so many more
channels and viewing options. 484 00:25:06.437 --> 00:25:08.302 You don't think I get enough channels? 485 00:25:09.340 --> 00:25:11.475 Well, your TV right now
is a radio, so... 486 00:25:11.475 --> 00:25:12.476 Wait. 487 00:25:12.476 --> 00:25:16.207 How much is this gift
gonna cost me a month? 488 00:25:17.315 --> 00:25:19.383 Apparently it's not going to cost you.
We're paying for the services. 489 00:25:19.383 --> 00:25:21.374 - So, nothing actually.
- Wait, wait. 490 00:25:22.186 --> 00:25:24.288 Just because I drive
a combine for a living... 491 00:25:24.288 --> 00:25:26.313 doesn't mean I need me
a fancy pants lawyer son... 492 00:25:26.390 --> 00:25:28.459 - paying the bills for me.
- Okay, you win. 493 00:25:28.459 --> 00:25:31.223 If you want to pay, for
the stuff, you pay for it. 494 00:25:31.295 --> 00:25:34.264 The installation guy comes on Tuesday,
he's gonna install it for you. 495 00:25:34.332 --> 00:25:36.400 Cancel it. We install things
ourselves in this house. 496 00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:40.338 Dad, I think you gonna want
a professional to handle this. 497 00:25:40.338 --> 00:25:43.171 If you think I'll allow
a sex predator... 498 00:25:43.341 --> 00:25:45.400 ...in a uniform to wander
around my house... 499 00:25:46.244 --> 00:25:47.336 ...and touch my underwear... 500 00:25:48.346 --> 00:25:51.213 You got another thing coming, no. 501 00:25:52.216 --> 00:25:53.410 I'll see you top side in five. 502 00:25:54.185 --> 00:25:55.319 All three on the roof. 503 00:25:55.319 --> 00:25:56.343 - Let's go.
- Okay. 504 00:25:59.223 --> 00:26:01.214 To her mother.
I gotta take a grumpy. 505 00:26:02.326 --> 00:26:03.315 What don't you...? 506 00:26:04.395 --> 00:26:06.295 You wanna go over
to your mom? 507 00:26:07.231 --> 00:26:11.292 Yeah, okay, come here.
Careful. There you go. 508 00:26:12.403 --> 00:26:15.167 Ain't it nice to have everybody
home for the holidays? 509 00:26:15.239 --> 00:26:16.433 Yes, it is. 510 00:26:18.409 --> 00:26:21.207 We're gonna make
bologna sandwiches I think. 511 00:26:25.483 --> 00:26:27.417 Okay, here we go. 512 00:26:28.352 --> 00:26:29.319 Okay. 513 00:26:30.221 --> 00:26:31.422 Take her before
it explodes. 514 00:26:31.422 --> 00:26:32.389 Thank you. 515 00:26:34.325 --> 00:26:36.259 Gotta go and do
some man's work. 516 00:26:47.405 --> 00:26:49.273 You gotta use
a lock nut on that. 517 00:26:49.273 --> 00:26:52.209 I know what I'm doing.
I don't need any lock nut. 518 00:26:52.209 --> 00:26:53.411 Sorry, I know that you major... 519 00:26:53.411 --> 00:26:56.312 ...in a satellite dish
installation at, Stanford. 520 00:26:58.282 --> 00:26:59.249 Yeah. 521 00:26:59.417 --> 00:27:02.352 Great, dude. Mock me
for being educated. That's awesome. 522 00:27:02.453 --> 00:27:04.284 - Hey, Grandpa!
- Hey! 523 00:27:05.222 --> 00:27:06.348 Come play, war with me! 524 00:27:07.458 --> 00:27:09.392 Maybe later, grandpa is busy. 525 00:27:11.228 --> 00:27:14.197 Grandma's boyfriend
plays with me whenever I want. 526 00:27:14.398 --> 00:27:18.202 Your grandmother's boyfriend
is a first class ass sniffer. 527 00:27:18.202 --> 00:27:19.328 You can tell him I said so. 528 00:27:19.470 --> 00:27:21.404 Connor, go get us
some beers, man. 529 00:27:23.441 --> 00:27:26.410 Sounds like you and mom
really turned a corner there. 530 00:27:27.411 --> 00:27:30.314 I don't want to speak ill
of your mother on, christmas. 531 00:27:30.314 --> 00:27:31.281 But... 532 00:27:32.249 --> 00:27:33.484 she's nothing but a
common street whore. 533 00:27:33.484 --> 00:27:35.452 Okay, that's great.
Nicely said. 534 00:27:36.187 --> 00:27:38.155 What?
What do you call a woman... 535 00:27:38.222 --> 00:27:40.358 ...who throws away a career,
abandons her kids... 536 00:27:40.358 --> 00:27:42.293 ...and runs off
with another man? 537 00:27:42.293 --> 00:27:44.284 - What are you talking about?
- What do you call her? 538 00:27:44.362 --> 00:27:47.264 Dad, she was a cashier,
that's not really a career. 539 00:27:47.264 --> 00:27:50.368 That would fall in the category of a job,
and she left you because you wouldn't talk to her. 540 00:27:50.368 --> 00:27:53.437 Stopped spending time with her. You
completly shut her out of your life. 541 00:27:53.437 --> 00:27:57.271 I fed her, I put a roof over her head
and I never lied to her face. 542 00:27:57.341 --> 00:27:59.343 I spoiled her, that's what I did. 543 00:27:59.343 --> 00:28:01.208 Let that be a lesson to you kids... 544 00:28:01.278 --> 00:28:03.246 about being honest with your wives. 545 00:28:03.314 --> 00:28:07.216 You can't spell "families"
without lies, am I right? 546 00:28:07.451 --> 00:28:09.214 - Amen, Dad.
- Yeah. 547 00:28:12.323 --> 00:28:15.224 What is she like...
two or three months? 548 00:28:16.327 --> 00:28:18.229 - Nine.
- Wow. 549 00:28:18.229 --> 00:28:19.389 - Yeah.
- Nine months. 550 00:28:20.264 --> 00:28:23.199 She's not walking or
taking care of herself by now? 551 00:28:23.267 --> 00:28:26.237 Are you kidding me?
Most days I'm lucky to get... 552 00:28:26.237 --> 00:28:28.296 my boob out of her mouth
so I can shower. 553 00:28:28.439 --> 00:28:30.304 - Yeah.
- Does that hurt? 554 00:28:30.374 --> 00:28:31.375 What, breast feeding? 555 00:28:31.375 --> 00:28:32.342 No. 556 00:28:33.377 --> 00:28:36.312 Maybe at first, but
the nipples get tough. 557 00:28:37.314 --> 00:28:39.248 I can hardly
feel mine anymore. 558 00:28:40.451 --> 00:28:42.180 You wanna flick one? 559 00:28:42.386 --> 00:28:43.387 - No.
- Please. 560 00:28:43.387 --> 00:28:44.376 - No, no.
- Go ahead. 561 00:28:44.488 --> 00:28:48.259 That's okay. I have a set of my
own. So I'm just gonna pass. 562 00:28:48.259 --> 00:28:49.419 - Sure. Of course.
- But thanks. 563 00:28:50.394 --> 00:28:52.191 Okay, we're all set! 564 00:28:53.230 --> 00:28:54.162 Hey! 565 00:28:54.432 --> 00:28:56.263 The picture's all fuzzy. 566 00:28:56.500 --> 00:28:59.470 Did you get me some
sort of cheap old satellite? 567 00:28:59.470 --> 00:29:01.472 No, it's not a cheap
old satellite. 568 00:29:01.472 --> 00:29:05.169 I just gotta adjust it.
How about now? 569 00:29:05.309 --> 00:29:06.310 Even worse! 570 00:29:06.310 --> 00:29:07.436 I can make it work! Hold on! 571 00:29:08.179 --> 00:29:09.146 How about now? 572 00:29:09.380 --> 00:29:10.381 Dad...! 573 00:29:10.381 --> 00:29:13.317 Could you hold her?
I need to bake another thing. 574 00:29:13.317 --> 00:29:15.285 No, actually... Okay. 575 00:29:16.320 --> 00:29:17.321 Okay. 576 00:29:17.321 --> 00:29:19.186 Come on, you can't break her. 577 00:29:19.323 --> 00:29:20.391 - Okay.
- Yeah. 578 00:29:20.391 --> 00:29:21.415 Okay, you know what...? 579 00:29:22.259 --> 00:29:24.386 It's a satellite, you gotta
point it up at the satellite. 580 00:29:24.462 --> 00:29:26.230 How about now, is it better now? 581 00:29:26.230 --> 00:29:28.164 No, it's worse.
It's still crappy. 582 00:29:29.266 --> 00:29:30.426 I don't think she likes me. 583 00:29:31.202 --> 00:29:32.328 She likes you fine. 584 00:29:33.204 --> 00:29:35.263 Just give her a chance
to warm up to you. 585 00:29:35.473 --> 00:29:38.203 - How about now?
- Worse. It's worse. 586 00:29:38.275 --> 00:29:39.264 Son of a bitch. 587 00:29:40.411 --> 00:29:43.437 Take the damn thing down. I
can do better with my rabbit ears. 588 00:29:44.181 --> 00:29:45.273 I love my rabbit ears! 589 00:29:49.253 --> 00:29:50.421 Can you tell me "hot or cold". 590 00:29:50.421 --> 00:29:52.218 - What?
- Hot or cold. 591 00:29:52.289 --> 00:29:56.191 Hot or cold what? What the hell
does that mean, hot or cold? 592 00:29:57.294 --> 00:29:59.262 How long until
she warms up to me? 593 00:29:59.463 --> 00:30:01.226 Not long at all. 594 00:30:03.334 --> 00:30:04.468 - Horrible.
- Point it up! 595 00:30:04.468 --> 00:30:06.270 Shut up, and let me work! 596 00:30:06.270 --> 00:30:09.373 I don't want a fancy satellite.
I don't want any kind of satellite. 597 00:30:09.373 --> 00:30:13.173 It's not a satellite, genius!
It's a satellite dish! 598 00:30:14.211 --> 00:30:15.178 Okay. 599 00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:17.406 - Pull the thing and...
- Get off my roof! 600 00:30:18.415 --> 00:30:20.178 Pull the damn thing! 601 00:30:34.231 --> 00:30:35.232 It's too much. 602 00:30:35.232 --> 00:30:37.325 Whatever you're doing,
stop it right now! 603 00:30:37.434 --> 00:30:39.334 - Leave my TV alone!
- I'm fine! 604 00:30:42.339 --> 00:30:43.363 She stopped crying. 605 00:30:44.408 --> 00:30:45.340 I did it! 606 00:30:45.409 --> 00:30:47.309 You idiot! Stop it! 607 00:30:49.280 --> 00:30:51.305 - This is all right.
- Leave my TV alone! 608 00:30:53.217 --> 00:30:54.184 I'm fine. 609 00:30:55.419 --> 00:30:56.408 That's awesome. 610 00:30:56.487 --> 00:30:58.352 Okay, I'm coming up. 611 00:31:20.311 --> 00:31:21.603 Give me back my baby! 612 00:31:24.381 --> 00:31:25.370 Mistletoe. 613 00:31:29.486 --> 00:31:31.147 Mistletoe. 614 00:31:37.294 --> 00:31:39.430 I can't believe I nailed
that baby's head. 615 00:31:39.430 --> 00:31:41.198 I feel kind of bad about that. 616 00:31:41.198 --> 00:31:44.335 That's my brother's kid. You couldn't
have possibly blown it's, IQ. It's fine. 617 00:31:44.335 --> 00:31:46.470 I did get it to stop
crying there for a second. 618 00:31:46.470 --> 00:31:48.404 I think it kind of liked me. 619 00:31:49.273 --> 00:31:50.274 Yeah. 620 00:31:50.274 --> 00:31:53.300 Oh my, god! Do you know what happens
to your nipples after your breast feed? 621 00:31:54.378 --> 00:31:55.479 I don't think I wanna know either. 622 00:31:55.479 --> 00:31:58.175 No, I don't think you do.
It's violent. 623 00:31:58.415 --> 00:32:01.213 - They crack up like tire rubber.
- Okay. 624 00:32:07.291 --> 00:32:10.351 Just so you know, it's a bit of
a cougar den here at my Mom's. 625 00:32:12.429 --> 00:32:13.418 This is different. 626 00:32:17.267 --> 00:32:19.167 Maybe she has
a new boyfriend. 627 00:32:25.342 --> 00:32:26.410 Merry christmas, mom. 628 00:32:26.410 --> 00:32:29.213 Merry christmas, Kate.
Come on in. 629 00:32:29.213 --> 00:32:30.202 Merry christmas. 630 00:32:33.484 --> 00:32:35.247 Give me a hug, Kate. 631 00:32:35.386 --> 00:32:36.353 Oh, okay. 632 00:32:37.488 --> 00:32:39.149 Good to see you. 633 00:32:39.223 --> 00:32:40.324 And you must be, Brad. 634 00:32:40.324 --> 00:32:41.291 Mrs. Kincaid. 635 00:32:42.226 --> 00:32:44.160 Call me, Marilyn
and get over here... 636 00:32:44.228 --> 00:32:46.389 and give me a hug, you big,
fat, purple teddy bear. 637 00:32:47.264 --> 00:32:48.231 Bring it! 638 00:32:48.332 --> 00:32:50.266 - Yes, yes!
- Hey, merry christmas. 639 00:32:52.236 --> 00:32:53.294 Shit, that feels good. 640 00:32:54.405 --> 00:32:57.203 You're so tall and firm
like a giant oak. 641 00:32:58.208 --> 00:32:59.334 He's tall. 642 00:33:01.445 --> 00:33:03.436 - Brad, this is my aunt, Sarah.
- Hi. 643 00:33:04.181 --> 00:33:05.382 - This is my aunt, Donna.
- Hi. 644 00:33:05.382 --> 00:33:08.283 - Is that genuine leather.
- Nice to meet you, ladies. 645 00:33:08.352 --> 00:33:11.422 The one in the canarian hanging
on your belt is, gram, gram. 646 00:33:11.422 --> 00:33:14.358 I'm sorry, gram, gram, but that's
my belt. That's attached to me. 647 00:33:14.358 --> 00:33:17.293 Sorry, merry christmas to you.
It's a great sweater. 648 00:33:17.461 --> 00:33:18.428 I get it. 649 00:33:20.464 --> 00:33:24.161 This is the den. Well,
everyone's in here. 650 00:33:25.369 --> 00:33:27.371 I can't believe you came. 651 00:33:27.371 --> 00:33:29.373 - Hi, Courtney.
- Hi, sweetie. 652 00:33:29.373 --> 00:33:32.209 Hey listen, I can't get up,
Jackson is very gassy... 653 00:33:32.209 --> 00:33:33.444 and I gotta keep
bouncing him. 654 00:33:33.444 --> 00:33:34.445 Okay. 655 00:33:34.445 --> 00:33:36.379 - Well, this is, Brad.
- Hi. 656 00:33:37.414 --> 00:33:38.381 Hi. 657 00:33:38.482 --> 00:33:40.143 I'm, Courtney. 658 00:33:40.451 --> 00:33:43.181 - Brad. merry christmas.
- merry christmas. 659 00:33:44.254 --> 00:33:45.278 And that's granddad 660 00:33:46.223 --> 00:33:48.214 and this is, Courtney's husband, Jim. 661 00:33:48.325 --> 00:33:50.190 - Take, Jackson.
- All right. 662 00:33:50.394 --> 00:33:53.227 He's so good with kids.
Yeah. 663 00:33:53.297 --> 00:33:55.399 - We're gonna try again.
- Well... 664 00:33:55.399 --> 00:33:58.334 Oh I forgot you're too cool for kids.
It cramps your independence. 665 00:33:58.402 --> 00:34:01.205 I never said, I was too cool for kids. 666 00:34:01.205 --> 00:34:03.440 I know you didn't say it.
But you don't have any. 667 00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:07.274 And you have really strong
concrete ideas about not having any. 668 00:34:07.444 --> 00:34:09.275 Well, that's actually not... 669 00:34:10.247 --> 00:34:12.181 You know, I'd rather just not get into it. 670 00:34:12.382 --> 00:34:13.349 Where's, Kasi? 671 00:34:13.417 --> 00:34:16.409 She's outside in the jump-jump
with the rest of the neighbourhood kids. 672 00:34:17.287 --> 00:34:18.311 There's a jump-jump? 673 00:34:21.291 --> 00:34:22.459 Kate always hated the jump-jump. 674 00:34:22.459 --> 00:34:26.293 In the 5th grade, bunch of kids trapped
Kate inside the jump-jump. 675 00:34:26.430 --> 00:34:29.199 - She never got over it.
- I got over it. 676 00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:31.258 They tortured her
for about an hour. 677 00:34:31.335 --> 00:34:33.235 Why would they trap
you in there that long? 678 00:34:34.304 --> 00:34:35.293 Because she was... 679 00:34:36.340 --> 00:34:37.341 "Cootie Kate". 680 00:34:37.341 --> 00:34:38.308 Courtney. 681 00:34:39.276 --> 00:34:40.265 Who's cootie, Kate? 682 00:34:40.344 --> 00:34:43.447 - She didn't tell you about cootie, Kate?
- Mom, I really don't think this is necessary. 683 00:34:43.447 --> 00:34:46.316 All the kids pretended
that, Kate had cooties... 684 00:34:46.316 --> 00:34:48.147 ...and no one talked to her. 685 00:34:48.218 --> 00:34:50.487 If Kate even touched you,
you'd have to wipe it off... 686 00:34:50.487 --> 00:34:53.285 and spray with disinfectant
to get off the cooties. 687 00:34:53.357 --> 00:34:56.393 That sounds like it could be really hurtful.
How long did that go along for? 688 00:34:56.393 --> 00:34:58.328 Not long. I don't
remember, but it wasn't long. 689 00:34:58.328 --> 00:34:59.463 Seven years. Until 6th. 690 00:34:59.463 --> 00:35:01.331 That was a long time ago. 691 00:35:01.331 --> 00:35:03.433 I'm sure you don't
have cooties now. 692 00:35:03.433 --> 00:35:04.400 Let's test it out. 693 00:35:05.202 --> 00:35:06.169 Ahh... cooties! 694 00:35:10.407 --> 00:35:14.444 Pastor Phil has encouraged us to dispense... 695 00:35:14.444 --> 00:35:17.347 with the commercial
trappings of the holidays. 696 00:35:17.347 --> 00:35:19.249 - Who's, Pastor Phil?
- Mom's new beau. 697 00:35:19.249 --> 00:35:20.341 It's a whole new thing. 698 00:35:21.351 --> 00:35:22.318 So... 699 00:35:22.452 --> 00:35:25.182 what I had in mind
was that... 700 00:35:25.255 --> 00:35:28.225 we would go around
the room and each of us... 701 00:35:28.225 --> 00:35:31.456 would speak to the spiritual
gifts that we might give. 702 00:35:32.196 --> 00:35:34.391 A verbal gift giving of sorts. 703 00:35:35.332 --> 00:35:37.401 Wait. There's
really no presents. 704 00:35:37.401 --> 00:35:38.368 Kasi. 705 00:35:39.269 --> 00:35:41.169 None that you can see. 706 00:35:41.371 --> 00:35:42.429 Okay, I'll go first. 707 00:35:43.407 --> 00:35:46.376 I would like to give more
of myself to my church... 708 00:35:46.376 --> 00:35:48.241 and to, Pastor Phil. 709 00:35:53.350 --> 00:35:55.341 gram-gram,
would you like to go next? 710 00:35:56.286 --> 00:35:59.312 I could increase the frequency
with which... 711 00:35:59.456 --> 00:36:03.324 ...I pleasure, Milton with
my hand and with my mouth. 712 00:36:05.462 --> 00:36:07.225 Did she just say that? 713 00:36:09.466 --> 00:36:11.331 Brad, why don't you go next? 714 00:36:13.270 --> 00:36:15.170 I follow, gram, gram with that... 715 00:36:16.306 --> 00:36:19.366 ...hand stuff and what she
does with her... Yeah, okay? 716 00:36:20.244 --> 00:36:21.211 I'd like to umm... 717 00:36:22.479 --> 00:36:24.174 with Kate... 718 00:36:25.315 --> 00:36:26.304 would be too... 719 00:36:28.218 --> 00:36:31.312 Vacationing more frequently
and doing it with, Kate. 720 00:36:32.456 --> 00:36:34.356 That is lovely, Brad. 721 00:36:34.424 --> 00:36:38.362 - He's so well spoken.
- Thank you. Thank you. 722 00:36:38.362 --> 00:36:40.227 Courtney, what would you give? 723 00:36:40.297 --> 00:36:42.265 Well, I'd like
to give myself a gift. 724 00:36:42.332 --> 00:36:44.391 And that is the gift
of being pregnant. 725 00:36:46.236 --> 00:36:49.373 I know that comes with its
own challenges for 9 months... 726 00:36:49.373 --> 00:36:52.240 Iike getting fat and having
people stare at you funny 727 00:36:52.309 --> 00:36:53.367 when you sneak a cig, but. 728 00:36:54.344 --> 00:36:56.380 I'd also like to give
myself another gift. 729 00:36:56.380 --> 00:36:58.477 And that is a scheduled,
C-section that goes routinely 730 00:37:01.351 --> 00:37:04.252 Don't most women want
to have a natural birth? 731 00:37:04.388 --> 00:37:06.456 Yeah, those women
who haven't done it before. 732 00:37:06.456 --> 00:37:07.423 Right. 733 00:37:10.227 --> 00:37:11.353 You just come here. 734 00:37:13.230 --> 00:37:15.265 Auntie, Kate will you
please hold him whilst I..? 735 00:37:15.265 --> 00:37:16.333 What do I do? 736 00:37:16.333 --> 00:37:18.302 You gotta hold him.
Okay, got him? 737 00:37:18.302 --> 00:37:21.430 I'll fix myself here.
There we go. 738 00:37:22.205 --> 00:37:24.341 - What should I do with him?
- See if he made a stinky. 739 00:37:24.341 --> 00:37:25.330 How do I do that? 740 00:37:25.409 --> 00:37:28.242 Just lift up his diaper
and see if he made one. 741 00:37:31.348 --> 00:37:33.213 Oh... Oh yeah there's something in here. 742 00:37:33.450 --> 00:37:35.281 It's a really disgusting... 743 00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:37.287 Jackson... 744 00:37:39.256 --> 00:37:41.281 Your projectile on auntie, Kate. 745 00:37:43.327 --> 00:37:45.462 - I'm gonna vomit.
- Brad, are you okay? 746 00:37:45.462 --> 00:37:47.225 Get him some water. 747 00:37:47.464 --> 00:37:49.364 - I'm about to throw up.
- Oh, God. 748 00:37:51.234 --> 00:37:52.428 I'll get sick. I can't be here. 749 00:37:53.370 --> 00:37:54.359 What do I do? 750 00:37:54.471 --> 00:37:56.406 Take it away from me.
I'm sorry. I love you. 751 00:37:56.406 --> 00:37:58.374 You gotta get out of here. I can't breathe. 752 00:37:59.309 --> 00:38:00.333 I want to do it too! 753 00:38:01.378 --> 00:38:02.402 - Kate!
- What? 754 00:38:08.418 --> 00:38:11.410 Are you joking me? These are the only
clothes we have in the entire house? 755 00:38:12.322 --> 00:38:13.346 How's that even possible? 756 00:38:14.224 --> 00:38:17.250 It's not like you ever come around.
You haven't been here in like... Forever. 757 00:38:17.327 --> 00:38:20.230 I can not believe you told him
about "Cootie Kate". 758 00:38:20.230 --> 00:38:22.265 How was I supposed to
know you hadn't told him? 759 00:38:22.265 --> 00:38:24.368 Like you would tell, Jim you're
"Cootie, Courtney". 760 00:38:24.368 --> 00:38:26.436 Jim and I know everything there
is to know about each other. 761 00:38:26.436 --> 00:38:29.272 He knows I slept with
the entire water polo team. 762 00:38:29.272 --> 00:38:31.297 Just like I know he
experimented with men. 763 00:38:32.309 --> 00:38:35.379 - I didn't need to know that.
- Listen, Kate my point is, after three years... 764 00:38:35.379 --> 00:38:37.280 I would think that
you and, Brad... 765 00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:39.373 would know a little bit more about
each other than you already do. 766 00:38:40.250 --> 00:38:42.445 How can you really appreciate
someone for who they are... 767 00:38:43.286 --> 00:38:44.446 until you really know them? 768 00:38:51.328 --> 00:38:52.295 Thank you. 769 00:38:53.230 --> 00:38:55.323 I kind of feel like a
Saudi prince in here. 770 00:38:56.266 --> 00:38:58.325 We're just so glad that
Kate has a boyfriend. 771 00:38:58.435 --> 00:39:02.201 You're the longest relationship
she's ever had with a man. 772 00:39:05.342 --> 00:39:06.309 With a man? 773 00:39:34.337 --> 00:39:35.361 What' is this? 774 00:39:53.356 --> 00:39:54.323 Oh, my God. 775 00:40:17.214 --> 00:40:18.181 Who's that? 776 00:40:18.315 --> 00:40:19.373 That's, Josephine. 777 00:40:19.449 --> 00:40:22.384 Everyone called her, Joe.
She was, Kate's only friend. 778 00:40:23.420 --> 00:40:26.218 Last I heard, Joe coaches
women's wrestling. 779 00:40:32.329 --> 00:40:33.296 Check that out! 780 00:40:34.397 --> 00:40:36.262 - That's, Kate?
- Yeah. 781 00:40:37.267 --> 00:40:38.325 She looks like, Shaq. 782 00:40:54.217 --> 00:40:55.206 Hi, auntie Kate. 783 00:40:56.286 --> 00:40:58.277 - Hi, Kasi.
- What are you doing? 784 00:40:59.422 --> 00:41:02.220 Not much. Do you need
to use the bathroom? 785 00:41:02.492 --> 00:41:04.153 What's this? 786 00:41:07.197 --> 00:41:09.358 That is my
special magic marker. 787 00:41:11.468 --> 00:41:12.469 What? 788 00:41:12.469 --> 00:41:14.437 We not allowed to have
magic markers in the house. 789 00:41:14.437 --> 00:41:18.305 - I have to tell my mom.
- No. You don't need to tell your mom. 790 00:41:18.375 --> 00:41:20.366 Actually, can I have it back because... 791 00:41:23.246 --> 00:41:24.247 Kasi. 792 00:41:24.247 --> 00:41:25.214 You want this? 793 00:41:26.216 --> 00:41:28.207 This is not a joke,
this is not game. 794 00:41:29.186 --> 00:41:31.211 Auntie Kate needs
her marker back, okay? 795 00:41:34.291 --> 00:41:35.417 Kasi, this is not funny! 796 00:42:02.319 --> 00:42:04.287 Kasi,
please come out of there! 797 00:42:04.354 --> 00:42:06.254 Don't make me
come and get you. 798 00:42:08.191 --> 00:42:09.158 Kasi! 799 00:42:09.459 --> 00:42:10.391 Come on! 800 00:42:10.460 --> 00:42:12.189 Come and get it! 801 00:42:35.218 --> 00:42:36.453 Wait a minute.
Kate went to a fat camp? 802 00:42:36.453 --> 00:42:40.219 Yeah, she lost three pounds.
It only took her all summer. 803 00:42:40.390 --> 00:42:41.357 A pound a month. 804 00:42:42.292 --> 00:42:43.259 Courtney. 805 00:42:45.228 --> 00:42:48.197 Kasi, honey. Please
give me back that marker! 806 00:42:48.465 --> 00:42:49.432 Keep away! 807 00:42:52.402 --> 00:42:54.271 Come and get it, old lady! 808 00:42:54.271 --> 00:42:55.272 What? 809 00:42:55.272 --> 00:42:56.398 Keep away! Keep away! 810 00:42:56.473 --> 00:42:57.440 Give it to me! 811 00:42:58.208 --> 00:42:59.209 "Give it to me." 812 00:42:59.209 --> 00:43:00.443 Just give me the marker.
Okay? 813 00:43:00.443 --> 00:43:03.207 "Just give me the marker.
Okay?" 814 00:43:04.247 --> 00:43:06.238 Come and get it!
Sucker! 815 00:43:10.353 --> 00:43:11.320 Get it! 816 00:43:16.326 --> 00:43:17.293 Yeah! 817 00:43:18.428 --> 00:43:19.452 - That's Kate?
- Yes. 818 00:43:20.196 --> 00:43:22.232 Wait a minute. Hold on.
You told me... Who's that? 819 00:43:22.232 --> 00:43:24.325 - That's Kate.
- That's not a boy named, Bjorn? 820 00:43:35.378 --> 00:43:38.248 Can't believe it, Kate is
actually playing with, Kasi. 821 00:43:38.248 --> 00:43:40.375 I've never seen her
play with my kids before. 822 00:43:41.351 --> 00:43:43.376 Hey! Okay! 823 00:43:47.257 --> 00:43:48.281 Mistletoe! 824 00:43:50.226 --> 00:43:52.217 Brad! Mistletoe! 825 00:43:53.430 --> 00:43:55.193 Mistletoe! 826 00:43:55.332 --> 00:43:58.267 - We're so glad you're here, Brad.
- I'm having so much fun. 827 00:43:59.302 --> 00:44:02.396 What did she take so long to
bring you here? Is what I wanna know. 828 00:44:21.358 --> 00:44:23.223 I came here for a marker... 829 00:44:23.460 --> 00:44:26.224 and I'm not leaving
without one! 830 00:44:45.415 --> 00:44:46.382 Kasi! 831 00:44:49.219 --> 00:44:52.211 That marker in your mouth,
I peed on it! 832 00:45:32.195 --> 00:45:33.162 Hey,hey! 833 00:45:34.364 --> 00:45:36.423 Sweetheart you never told me
you went to a fat camp. 834 00:45:37.333 --> 00:45:39.202 Okay it was called, "Get fit camp". 835 00:45:39.202 --> 00:45:42.171 I can't believe my family is showing
you all the pictures of my childhood. 836 00:45:42.238 --> 00:45:44.206 You know what my favorite ones
are though, of when you're a baby... 837 00:45:44.274 --> 00:45:46.333 'cause it looks almost like you
were almost meant to be a twin... 838 00:45:46.409 --> 00:45:48.378 - but you ate the other baby in the womb.
- Brad. 839 00:45:48.378 --> 00:45:50.380 - That's why you're so powerful.
- Stop. 840 00:45:50.380 --> 00:45:53.316 Because you ate your twin sister,
and you took all of her powers. 841 00:45:53.316 --> 00:45:55.181 - Cut it out.
- Baby, I love you. 842 00:45:55.318 --> 00:45:59.388 It doesn't bother me if you
were a really abnormally large child... 843 00:45:59.488 --> 00:46:01.289 with lesbian tendencies, 'cause
if that was your journey... 844 00:46:01.357 --> 00:46:04.292 - then I'm cool with it.
- What are you saying, lesbian tendencies? 845 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:07.352 - I saw the pictures of, Joe.
- Joe wasn't gay. 846 00:46:07.464 --> 00:46:11.367 Haircuts don't lie.
What did you do with Joe... 847 00:46:11.367 --> 00:46:13.470 Iike play baseball
and ride motorcycles? 848 00:46:13.470 --> 00:46:16.339 We're just kids.
She was really imaginative. 849 00:46:16.339 --> 00:46:19.375 We played in the basement.
She had this game: "Sun tan". 850 00:46:19.375 --> 00:46:22.278 We pretended we're on the
beach, she'd take lotion... 851 00:46:22.278 --> 00:46:24.405 she never wanted me
to burn, so she would rub it... 852 00:46:26.249 --> 00:46:29.218 Okay, listen and look
at me. You're better kisser for it. 853 00:46:29.419 --> 00:46:33.356 All I'm saying to you is, it's not fun when
the shoes on the other foot, right. 854 00:46:33.356 --> 00:46:35.425 You shouldn't have been so shitty
with me with the whole, Orlando stuff. 855 00:46:35.425 --> 00:46:38.394 when you have so many
skeletons in your own closet, right. 856 00:46:39.229 --> 00:46:42.221 Do not throw rocks when
you live in the house of, Joe. 857 00:46:42.432 --> 00:46:43.421 Okay, I see your point. 858 00:46:43.500 --> 00:46:46.230 I love you.
I'll see you in a little bit. 859 00:46:51.341 --> 00:46:52.308 Mom. 860 00:46:53.476 --> 00:46:55.445 I really need to talk
to you for a sec. 861 00:46:55.445 --> 00:46:59.142 Kate, I don't have time for this. I don't
wanna be late for, Pastor Phil. 862 00:46:59.215 --> 00:47:00.182 But I just... 863 00:47:00.416 --> 00:47:02.218 But I just... I kinda want
to talk about this now. 864 00:47:02.218 --> 00:47:05.278 Well if it's important now, it'll be
important after church, right? 865 00:47:06.456 --> 00:47:07.457 Well yeah but... 866 00:47:07.457 --> 00:47:10.358 Clean yourself up a little,
this is a nice church. 867 00:47:22.372 --> 00:47:24.340 And now... 868 00:47:25.208 --> 00:47:29.338 ...the, Pastor Phil! 869 00:47:30.179 --> 00:47:33.410 Hello. There's a new born King.
Hallelujah! 870 00:47:34.484 --> 00:47:36.213 Hallelujah! 871 00:47:36.486 --> 00:47:38.351 Praise Him!
Hallelujah! 872 00:47:39.389 --> 00:47:42.324 Praise Him! Praise Him!
Talk to Him, lady! 873 00:47:44.294 --> 00:47:46.194 Glory to the new born King! 874 00:47:47.463 --> 00:47:49.192 Hallelujah! 875 00:47:52.402 --> 00:47:53.391 Please be seated. 876 00:47:57.407 --> 00:47:59.204 I've been given a note. 877 00:47:59.409 --> 00:48:01.377 The, Walshes who
performed the role... 878 00:48:01.377 --> 00:48:04.280 of, Mary and Joseph
for the last three years... 879 00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:06.641 and done a great job of it, they had
some food that didn't agree with them. 880 00:48:07.183 --> 00:48:09.218 So, we're gonna need
a pair of volunteers... 881 00:48:09.218 --> 00:48:11.243 to perform the roles
of, Mary and Joseph. 882 00:48:15.291 --> 00:48:16.280 You should do it. 883 00:48:16.359 --> 00:48:17.291 What? 884 00:48:17.393 --> 00:48:20.330 No, I won't get in front
of a bunch of strangers. 885 00:48:20.330 --> 00:48:23.322 You're staged trained. You
played Pippin in High School. 886 00:48:23.466 --> 00:48:26.435 No. I wasn't Pippin,
I was in Pippin. 887 00:48:27.203 --> 00:48:30.273 I played a tree because I had a bad
stage fright, do you remember this? 888 00:48:30.273 --> 00:48:33.367 I know this seems like I'm putting you
on the spot and in fact I am. 889 00:48:34.177 --> 00:48:36.304 Honey, Pastor Phil needs you. 890 00:48:37.246 --> 00:48:39.315 - I'm not gonna do it.
- Do I have a volunteer? 891 00:48:39.315 --> 00:48:41.215 Or do I still need
a volunteer? 892 00:48:43.219 --> 00:48:44.454 Kate will play
the, Virgin Mary. 893 00:48:44.454 --> 00:48:45.455 What? 894 00:48:45.455 --> 00:48:47.457 Hallelujah! The cure of the world! 895 00:48:47.457 --> 00:48:49.254 I just said I wouldn't. 896 00:48:49.459 --> 00:48:52.292 Hallelujah! Kate, you stand up! 897 00:48:52.395 --> 00:48:53.419 Stand up, please! 898 00:48:54.297 --> 00:48:57.300 Look at the joy you've brought
to this congregation, Kate... 899 00:48:57.300 --> 00:48:59.268 by your volunteering
to be, Mary. 900 00:48:59.268 --> 00:49:01.361 Hello. I still need a, Joseph. 901 00:49:03.339 --> 00:49:04.328 Brad be, Joseph. 902 00:49:04.407 --> 00:49:07.243 I'm not staged trained.
I never played Pippin. 903 00:49:07.243 --> 00:49:09.336 You don't have to give the performance.
You just have to get up there. 904 00:49:09.412 --> 00:49:12.279 - because I don't wanna be alone.
- It's not gonna happen. 905 00:49:12.348 --> 00:49:13.406 Oh rub a pon-pon, Brad, you stand up! 906 00:49:14.417 --> 00:49:16.282 You are a part of this, Brad! 907 00:49:35.371 --> 00:49:38.272 Listen to me, Brad. I'm going to really
need you to look out for me up there. 908 00:49:38.341 --> 00:49:41.277 Because I'm starting
to get like really nervous. 909 00:49:41.277 --> 00:49:43.336 - That stage fright thing.
- How do I look? 910 00:49:45.181 --> 00:49:47.376 - What do you think?
- You look fine. I'm trying to get... 911 00:49:47.450 --> 00:49:50.180 My man's skirt, is it
short or is it okay? 912 00:49:50.319 --> 00:49:51.377 - Honestly.
- It's a little short. 913 00:49:51.454 --> 00:49:53.388 Okay here's, Jesus. 914 00:49:54.490 --> 00:49:56.253 They don't use a doll? 915 00:49:57.226 --> 00:49:59.194 - Here are your scripts.
- Scripts? 916 00:49:59.328 --> 00:50:01.353 - I'm not ready for scripts...
- Hi, Jesus. 917 00:50:01.497 --> 00:50:03.362 No one ever told me
there's gonna be lines... 918 00:50:03.433 --> 00:50:06.235 - Hi, Jesus.
- Actually, his name's, Bernard. 919 00:50:06.235 --> 00:50:08.237 Okay.
Hi, Bernard. 920 00:50:08.237 --> 00:50:11.274 Okay, I got lines. I gotta
try to get my voice ready. 921 00:50:11.274 --> 00:50:14.343 Red leather. Yellow leather.
Red leather. Yellow webber. 922 00:50:14.343 --> 00:50:16.140 This is a good baby. 923 00:50:16.345 --> 00:50:18.142 Look at this baby. 924 00:50:18.347 --> 00:50:21.248 Baby, baby Jesus
is really kind of cute. 925 00:50:21.451 --> 00:50:24.249 This child is a blessing
to the both of us. 926 00:50:24.454 --> 00:50:25.421 Really? 927 00:50:26.322 --> 00:50:28.381 What, do you think
I should do it bigger? 928 00:50:28.458 --> 00:50:32.155 Should I do it maybe like, "This child's
a blessing for the both of us. 929 00:50:32.228 --> 00:50:33.463 But not angry. Inspired. 930 00:50:33.463 --> 00:50:36.398 Oh, my God. There's so many
different ways to play this thing. 931 00:50:36.466 --> 00:50:38.468 Can I ask you
a question seriously? 932 00:50:38.468 --> 00:50:41.270 My wife is pregnant,
but it's not my child. 933 00:50:41.270 --> 00:50:44.205 But do you think I'm cool with it because
god's the one that got her pregnant? 934 00:50:48.177 --> 00:50:50.145 Are we ready
to see the result... 935 00:50:50.213 --> 00:50:52.147 of that immaculate conception? 936 00:50:52.348 --> 00:50:54.145 Hallelujah! 937 00:50:54.217 --> 00:50:56.242 Brad, I don't feel good. 938 00:50:56.419 --> 00:50:58.287 Maybe you should
hold the baby. 939 00:50:58.287 --> 00:51:00.356 Sweetheart, I gotta get ready. 940 00:51:00.356 --> 00:51:03.154 Just remember,
acting is reacting. 941 00:51:03.359 --> 00:51:06.157 And Joseph and Mary,
went up from, Galilee... 942 00:51:06.229 --> 00:51:07.457 and out of the city
of, Nazareth. 943 00:51:08.197 --> 00:51:12.156 Okay, find your truth.
I'll blow the roof of this bitch. 944 00:51:18.307 --> 00:51:19.274 Brad. 945 00:51:20.209 --> 00:51:21.244 I can't do this. 946 00:51:21.244 --> 00:51:23.371 Check it out, baby.
They're digging my walk. 947 00:51:31.354 --> 00:51:35.313 Because there was no room in
the inn, they stayed in the stable. 948 00:51:38.227 --> 00:51:41.197 And Mary wrapped the baby
in swaddling clothes... 949 00:51:41.197 --> 00:51:42.391 and placed him
in a manger. 950 00:51:53.442 --> 00:51:56.479 And Mary wrapped the baby
in swaddling clothes... 951 00:51:56.479 --> 00:51:59.209 and placed him in a manger. 952 00:52:02.451 --> 00:52:04.248 Put it, in it. 953 00:52:06.422 --> 00:52:08.391 Brad, help me swaddle. 954 00:52:08.391 --> 00:52:10.416 I've gotta save my line,
we're losing the audience. 955 00:52:10.493 --> 00:52:12.256 It's deadlier out there. 956 00:52:12.361 --> 00:52:13.328 Come on, Mary! 957 00:52:16.365 --> 00:52:19.198 This child is a blessing
to the both of us. 958 00:52:20.303 --> 00:52:21.270 Amen! 959 00:52:22.338 --> 00:52:23.362 That's right! 960 00:52:27.443 --> 00:52:28.410 Your line. 961 00:52:31.247 --> 00:52:32.281 I forgot my line. 962 00:52:32.281 --> 00:52:34.181 - What?
- I forgot my line. 963 00:52:34.417 --> 00:52:36.408 Thank goodness
I memorize yours too. 964 00:52:38.254 --> 00:52:39.380 We shall name him, Jesus. 965 00:52:41.257 --> 00:52:43.225 Glory to, god! 966 00:52:44.427 --> 00:52:47.453 And peace on earth
to the highest point on earth! 967 00:52:52.235 --> 00:52:54.328 This thing isn't big
enough to swaddle him. 968 00:52:54.403 --> 00:52:56.439 Someone's got to give
a performance. 969 00:52:56.439 --> 00:52:59.306 I'm nervous. I can't feel my
legs. Please don't do this to me. 970 00:52:59.375 --> 00:53:01.366 It'd appear that my wife is better at... 971 00:53:02.245 --> 00:53:05.305 making babies than
swaddling them, no? Yes? 972 00:53:09.218 --> 00:53:12.187 Brad, you're wearing the
swaddle cloth on your belt. 973 00:53:12.255 --> 00:53:16.316 Woman, do your job
and swaddle this baby! 974 00:53:16.392 --> 00:53:20.196 Brad, I can't. You're wearing
the swaddle around your belt! 975 00:53:20.196 --> 00:53:23.266 Enough! This child's
life is now in jeopardy. 976 00:53:23.266 --> 00:53:26.258 Unfit mother, give me this baby. 977 00:53:29.238 --> 00:53:34.266 And l, Joseph,
shall swaddle this baby! 978 00:53:35.278 --> 00:53:39.408 And l, Joseph,
will protect this child. 979 00:53:40.449 --> 00:53:42.212 Forgive her, son... 980 00:53:42.418 --> 00:53:47.185 for she knows not
what she's done! 981 00:53:53.362 --> 00:53:54.329 Yeah! 982 00:54:02.438 --> 00:54:03.405 Hallelujah! 983 00:54:03.472 --> 00:54:05.440 That's the message
of, christmas. 984 00:54:07.310 --> 00:54:08.334 Hallelujah! 985 00:54:12.315 --> 00:54:13.373 Hallelujah! 986 00:54:16.419 --> 00:54:18.148 Brad, that was...! 987 00:54:20.289 --> 00:54:23.315 # All is calm # 988 00:54:24.193 --> 00:54:27.219 # All is bright # 989 00:54:27.430 --> 00:54:34.359 # Round young
Virgin Mother and Child # 990 00:54:35.204 --> 00:54:41.268 # Holy infant
so tender and mild # 991 00:54:42.178 --> 00:54:44.305 I know how, Celine Dion
feels after one of those shows, 992 00:54:44.380 --> 00:54:46.482 because she gives so much, it's not like
you're getting a lot back. 993 00:54:46.482 --> 00:54:49.418 - 'cause I got a lot back to.
- Celine Dion. You feel like, Celine Dion? 994 00:54:49.418 --> 00:54:51.454 How do you calm down
of a such a high? 995 00:54:51.454 --> 00:54:53.285 It's difficult to do that. 996 00:54:53.356 --> 00:54:55.391 I can't believe you threw me down... 997 00:54:55.391 --> 00:54:57.256 in front of the entire congregation. 998 00:54:57.326 --> 00:54:58.652 You were just thinking
about yourself up there. 999 00:54:59.195 --> 00:55:01.230 I was thinking about
the entire show. 1000 00:55:01.230 --> 00:55:02.398 And quite frankly
with you, Kate, I think I... 1001 00:55:02.398 --> 00:55:04.266 I brought the whole thing home. 1002 00:55:04.266 --> 00:55:05.255 - My God.
- I did. 1003 00:55:05.368 --> 00:55:07.370 - ls this how it's gonna be with us?
- ls this how it's gonna... What's..? 1004 00:55:07.370 --> 00:55:09.438 - What are you saying?
- I'd like to know... 1005 00:55:09.438 --> 00:55:11.374 you'll be there for me in a crisis. 1006 00:55:11.374 --> 00:55:13.409 If we're on a plane,
and it was going down. 1007 00:55:13.409 --> 00:55:15.211 and I was passed out and I say, 1008 00:55:15.211 --> 00:55:16.337 "Everyone needs to put
on your oxygen mask." 1009 00:55:16.412 --> 00:55:19.381 I would like to know that were gonna
put mine on before you put your own. You know? 1010 00:55:20.383 --> 00:55:23.250 I wouldn't and the, FAA wouldn't
want me to do it either. 1011 00:55:23.319 --> 00:55:25.388 - I'm not... FAA?
- lf you'd listen... 1012 00:55:25.388 --> 00:55:27.447 - What?
- Do you ever listen to the stewardesses? 1013 00:55:28.190 --> 00:55:30.454 Or are you too busy moving your, BlackBerry
and having them tell you to shut it off? 1014 00:55:31.193 --> 00:55:33.320 - I listen to the stewardesses.
- When they say... 1015 00:55:33.396 --> 00:55:36.388 ...that you're supposed to put
your mask on in case of an emergency... 1016 00:55:36.465 --> 00:55:38.433 before you try to help out a child
or an unfit adult next to you. 1017 00:55:39.201 --> 00:55:40.469 - I've heard her.
- Because lf you pass out... 1018 00:55:40.469 --> 00:55:43.372 you're not helping anybody.
"Put the mask on this one." 1019 00:55:43.372 --> 00:55:46.208 Now I'm passed out. Now I'm
not living I won't help anybody. 1020 00:55:46.208 --> 00:55:47.266 It's not the point I'm trying to make. 1021 00:55:47.343 --> 00:55:49.445 What is the point? Sweetheart I'm
sorry, maybe I got this wrong. 1022 00:55:49.445 --> 00:55:51.174 What's your point? 1023 00:55:52.448 --> 00:55:55.418 I feel like we're not really connecting.
It's like you're not even present. 1024 00:55:55.418 --> 00:55:58.216 I have been present.
I've been here all day. 1025 00:55:58.387 --> 00:56:00.355 We've been doing things
alongside each other 1026 00:56:00.423 --> 00:56:03.153 but I'd like for us to do
somethings together. 1027 00:56:03.459 --> 00:56:06.223 Kate, I that you're upset
with your family... 1028 00:56:06.295 --> 00:56:08.195 and I think you're
taking it out on me. 1029 00:56:08.264 --> 00:56:10.232 They've been
my family for years. 1030 00:56:10.232 --> 00:56:13.201 This is not about my family,
this is about you and me. 1031 00:56:13.335 --> 00:56:14.302 I just... 1032 00:56:15.271 --> 00:56:16.699 I just want something different for us. 1033 00:56:17.406 --> 00:56:19.340 - Merry christmas.
- Mom! 1034 00:56:20.342 --> 00:56:22.411 - God I've missed you!
- Good to see you, Mom! 1035 00:56:22.411 --> 00:56:23.435 It's been so long. 1036 00:56:24.447 --> 00:56:26.415 - And you must be, Kate.
- Yes. 1037 00:56:27.316 --> 00:56:29.147 She's a darling. 1038 00:56:29.418 --> 00:56:32.221 - Thank you. Nice to meet you.
- Oh It's so wonderful to meet you. 1039 00:56:32.221 --> 00:56:34.290 - Should I call you...
- Just call me, Paula. 1040 00:56:34.290 --> 00:56:35.314 - Just, Paula.
- Okay. 1041 00:56:35.424 --> 00:56:37.449 I am so glad you came. 1042 00:56:38.327 --> 00:56:40.318 You've been
taking good care of him. 1043 00:56:40.396 --> 00:56:42.231 Certainly hasn't missed many meals. 1044 00:56:42.231 --> 00:56:44.233 - That's great.
- He likes a snack. 1045 00:56:44.233 --> 00:56:46.235 - I do like the snack.
- Yes, he does. 1046 00:56:46.235 --> 00:56:47.293 Come on in and relax. 1047 00:56:47.369 --> 00:56:50.272 I've fixed all of your
favorite dishes, Bradford. 1048 00:56:50.272 --> 00:56:52.274 Denver and Susan
are watching TV. 1049 00:56:52.274 --> 00:56:54.376 Let's sit here and
catch up for a minute. 1050 00:56:54.376 --> 00:56:56.435 - Your house is beautiful.
- Oh thank you. 1051 00:56:57.179 --> 00:56:58.247 This is gorgeous. 1052 00:56:58.247 --> 00:57:00.349 Well you knew, Bradford lived
with me after the divorce. 1053 00:57:00.349 --> 00:57:03.285 Denver and Dallas were more
comfortable with, Howard. 1054 00:57:03.285 --> 00:57:05.446 But, Bradford was
the more sensitive type. 1055 00:57:06.188 --> 00:57:08.224 - Okay you know I was thinking...
- Oh we were just best friends. 1056 00:57:08.224 --> 00:57:09.282 Just inseparable. 1057 00:57:10.226 --> 00:57:12.328 My god, he breastfed
until he was five. 1058 00:57:12.328 --> 00:57:14.330 Thought l was going to have
to take you to college. 1059 00:57:14.330 --> 00:57:15.397 Okay, I think
we've had enough... 1060 00:57:15.397 --> 00:57:17.399 The only one who
was on my tits more... 1061 00:57:17.399 --> 00:57:19.335 was a professor that
I dated after his father. 1062 00:57:19.335 --> 00:57:21.203 Could you not say "tits", please? 1063 00:57:21.203 --> 00:57:24.229 - Hey, kids.
- Okay this is, Darryl. 1064 00:57:24.473 --> 00:57:26.202 Hi, nice to meet you. 1065 00:57:26.275 --> 00:57:28.300 It is so nice to meet you,
young lady. 1066 00:57:30.246 --> 00:57:32.281 And always great
to see you, big guy. 1067 00:57:32.281 --> 00:57:34.306 Hey, how was traffic
getting out here, huh? 1068 00:57:34.450 --> 00:57:38.147 You know what, can I get your gas
money? I'd like to get your gas money. 1069 00:57:38.220 --> 00:57:40.422 Actually, I don't need you
to get my gas money. 1070 00:57:40.422 --> 00:57:42.424 Thank you. I actually make
a lot more than you do. 1071 00:57:42.424 --> 00:57:45.416 - So, no thank you.
- Bradford, be nice. 1072 00:57:46.395 --> 00:57:47.419 It's okay, sweetie. 1073 00:57:50.466 --> 00:57:51.433 Look... 1074 00:57:52.368 --> 00:57:53.335 Brad... 1075 00:57:54.370 --> 00:57:56.372 I'm not trying
to be your father. 1076 00:57:56.372 --> 00:57:57.430 You already got one of those. 1077 00:57:59.208 --> 00:58:01.335 I'm just hoping for a
chance to be your friend. 1078 00:58:02.344 --> 00:58:05.245 You were my friend, Darryl.
You were my best friend. 1079 00:58:05.447 --> 00:58:07.416 We grew up together,
we rode bikes together. 1080 00:58:07.416 --> 00:58:09.418 we used to smell
each other's hands. 1081 00:58:09.418 --> 00:58:12.182 But now you're sleeping with my
mom and it's a little bit weird for me 1082 00:58:12.254 --> 00:58:13.346 can you appreciate that? 1083 00:58:13.422 --> 00:58:16.425 I never had a sexual thought
about your mom until I was 30. 1084 00:58:16.425 --> 00:58:19.328 Can you leave it alone. You can't
be my friend anymore. 1085 00:58:19.328 --> 00:58:21.330 You can't be sleeping
with my mom... 1086 00:58:21.330 --> 00:58:24.264 - and still be my friend, okay?
- I'm thirsty, is anybody else thirsty? 1087 00:58:24.332 --> 00:58:25.334 Kate, what can
I get you to drink? 1088 00:58:25.334 --> 00:58:26.468 - I'm good.
- Look, your mother... 1089 00:58:26.468 --> 00:58:29.301 - is a very sexual being, Bradford.
- She's a very what? 1090 00:58:29.371 --> 00:58:30.472 She's a great lover. 1091 00:58:30.472 --> 00:58:33.342 Say that again and I'm gonna
bust your mouth open. 1092 00:58:33.342 --> 00:58:36.436 Hey, look it. This is, christmas
and we're not gonna go there. 1093 00:58:37.179 --> 00:58:39.381 Kate has been kind enough
to send us some games. 1094 00:58:39.381 --> 00:58:42.407 We are gonna play them
and we're gonna have fun. Okay? 1095 00:58:51.427 --> 00:58:53.462 Why are you staring at me
when you eat the wings? 1096 00:58:53.462 --> 00:58:55.362 That's... uncomfortable. 1097 00:58:58.300 --> 00:59:00.202 Oh, Conner honey
don't eat those brownies. 1098 00:59:00.202 --> 00:59:02.227 Those are grandmothers
special brownies. 1099 00:59:03.205 --> 00:59:05.441 Kate, could you be a lamb
and explain the rules? 1100 00:59:05.441 --> 00:59:08.342 Of course. So, you try to
get your team mate... 1101 00:59:08.410 --> 00:59:10.279 to say the word
on the top of the card... 1102 00:59:10.279 --> 00:59:12.304 but you can't say any
of the words listed beneath. 1103 00:59:12.448 --> 00:59:14.416 And if you say any
of the taboo words... 1104 00:59:14.416 --> 00:59:16.316 - then you get buzzed.
- Okay. 1105 00:59:16.452 --> 00:59:18.187 That makes sense? 1106 00:59:18.187 --> 00:59:20.456 I'm so excited to have you
all here to play this game together. 1107 00:59:20.456 --> 00:59:22.224 It's gonna be so much fun. 1108 00:59:22.224 --> 00:59:24.215 Hey, it's good to have
my friend back. 1109 00:59:26.328 --> 00:59:28.197 So, who wants to go first? 1110 00:59:28.197 --> 00:59:29.198 - I'll go.
- Okay. 1111 00:59:29.198 --> 00:59:31.189 Brad, why don't you
buzz your mom... 1112 00:59:31.267 --> 00:59:33.335 - and then I'll do the timer.
- Okay. 1113 00:59:33.335 --> 00:59:34.302 Thanks. 1114 00:59:36.305 --> 00:59:38.296 On your mark, get set, go! 1115 00:59:39.408 --> 00:59:42.275 Okay, this is a town in, France. 1116 00:59:42.444 --> 00:59:43.445 What? 1117 00:59:43.445 --> 00:59:46.141 - You can't say, "France" it's on the.
- You don't have to buzz me like that, Brad. 1118 00:59:46.215 --> 00:59:47.416 It's the same, loud for everybody. 1119 00:59:47.416 --> 00:59:49.281 It's okay sweetie, just
do the next card. 1120 00:59:51.287 --> 00:59:52.254 Okay. 1121 00:59:52.454 --> 00:59:54.285 This is me, I'm a... 1122 00:59:54.456 --> 00:59:55.457 Cradle robber. 1123 00:59:55.457 --> 00:59:57.357 - What did he say?
- Keep going. 1124 00:59:57.426 --> 00:59:59.360 Don't worry about it.
You're a therapist, keep going. 1125 00:59:59.428 --> 01:00:02.464 - No, no, not Capricorn but...
- a, Libra. 1126 01:00:02.464 --> 01:00:03.431 Yes! 1127 01:00:05.267 --> 01:00:06.234 It's fun. 1128 01:00:07.303 --> 01:00:08.270 Okay. 1129 01:00:09.204 --> 01:00:10.398 This is what you dripped on me? 1130 01:00:11.407 --> 01:00:12.339 Ohh, wax! 1131 01:00:12.408 --> 01:00:13.432 No, after that. 1132 01:00:15.210 --> 01:00:16.177 It's brown. 1133 01:00:16.278 --> 01:00:17.413 Okay make this stop, please. 1134 01:00:17.413 --> 01:00:18.414 Ohh, oh, chocolate. 1135 01:00:18.414 --> 01:00:20.348 - No, before that! After the wax!
- Oh my god. 1136 01:00:21.317 --> 01:00:23.251 - The syrup!
- Yes! 1137 01:00:24.420 --> 01:00:26.411 Way sticky dude, I
would not recommend that. 1138 01:00:27.222 --> 01:00:28.246 - Okay.
- Okay, time. 1139 01:00:29.191 --> 01:00:29.452 Time. 1140 01:00:30.192 --> 01:00:32.217 - Good job. Good job.
- We only got two. 1141 01:00:32.328 --> 01:00:33.386 Who wants to go next? 1142 01:00:33.462 --> 01:00:35.293 - We'll go.
- Okay, great. 1143 01:00:36.298 --> 01:00:37.322 I'll do the buzzer. 1144 01:00:39.301 --> 01:00:41.326 Are you gonna actually
eat while you play that? 1145 01:00:42.271 --> 01:00:43.439 - Just flip the tube.
- Excuse me? 1146 01:00:43.439 --> 01:00:44.428 Flip the tube. 1147 01:00:45.341 --> 01:00:47.332 Okay. On your mark,
get set, go! 1148 01:00:48.344 --> 01:00:50.279 - Capital of, China.
- Hong Kong. 1149 01:00:50.279 --> 01:00:51.246 Yes. 1150 01:00:51.313 --> 01:00:53.372 Thing next to your bed
on the night stand. 1151 01:00:53.449 --> 01:00:54.381 - A sock.
- Yes. 1152 01:00:56.185 --> 01:00:58.320 I helped you come up
with this, when you were drunk... 1153 01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:00.413 and came home from
the bar last, thursday. 1154 01:01:01.256 --> 01:01:02.223 - Alibi.
- Yes. 1155 01:01:03.225 --> 01:01:05.455 Alright, the thing I'm not
allowed to wear to, supercross. 1156 01:01:06.195 --> 01:01:07.184 - Mini skirt.
- Yes! 1157 01:01:08.197 --> 01:01:10.188 Me and you dry humping
on the beach. 1158 01:01:11.200 --> 01:01:12.360 - A screensaver.
- Yes, baby! 1159 01:01:12.468 --> 01:01:14.231 This game is so easy. 1160 01:01:14.336 --> 01:01:17.362 The only man I'm allowed
to cheat on you with. 1161 01:01:18.374 --> 01:01:19.398 - John Grisham.
- Yes! 1162 01:01:20.209 --> 01:01:23.212 - Mexican dude.
- Ricardo Montealban. 1163 01:01:23.212 --> 01:01:24.179 - Yes!
- Time. 1164 01:01:24.413 --> 01:01:27.177 - Right here. Right here!
- Come on! 1165 01:01:29.284 --> 01:01:31.353 Okay, this is like
an animal attack video. 1166 01:01:31.353 --> 01:01:33.389 Guys there's other people
on this table, uncomfortable. 1167 01:01:33.389 --> 01:01:35.152 Stop. Oh, God. 1168 01:01:36.191 --> 01:01:38.216 You guys got a lot.
How many was that? 1169 01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:39.361 - Seven.
- Seven. 1170 01:01:39.361 --> 01:01:41.261 - Pollie, can you do the buzzer?
- Oh, yeah! 1171 01:01:41.397 --> 01:01:43.332 We can do this, baby.
You ready? 1172 01:01:43.332 --> 01:01:44.333 Yeah. 1173 01:01:44.333 --> 01:01:46.235 Okay let's light a fire. Let's light a fire. 1174 01:01:46.235 --> 01:01:48.169 - Ready? Go!
- Okay. 1175 01:01:48.337 --> 01:01:50.305 This is the thing, I'm most
scared of in the whole world. 1176 01:01:50.305 --> 01:01:51.373 - Snakes.
- No, no, no. 1177 01:01:51.373 --> 01:01:54.343 - The thing I'm most scared of.
- Jump-jumps! 4 year-olds. 1178 01:01:54.343 --> 01:01:56.368 More than anything, this
scares me to my core. 1179 01:01:56.445 --> 01:01:59.209 You got to come up with
a differnet... Use a lifeline. 1180 01:01:59.348 --> 01:02:01.282 - Ask the audience
- Spiders, Brad. I'm scared of spiders. 1181 01:02:01.350 --> 01:02:03.352 Sweetheart, you don't
have to say the answer. 1182 01:02:03.352 --> 01:02:07.152 You can say an "eight-legged
animal" or a "superhero"... 1183 01:02:07.222 --> 01:02:09.425 - Can't say superhero!
- Mom, I'm not actually the one with the... 1184 01:02:09.425 --> 01:02:10.392 Try again. 1185 01:02:11.326 --> 01:02:14.159 Okay, in high-school,
my senior year spring break... 1186 01:02:14.229 --> 01:02:17.299 I was in Cancun, and I was wearing
this bikini top, I'd lost all this weight... 1187 01:02:17.299 --> 01:02:19.324 - Tourists. Skinny.
- No, no, no. 1188 01:02:19.401 --> 01:02:21.303 - Thin?
- No, I was standing at the bar. 1189 01:02:21.303 --> 01:02:23.272 - I was shaking around...
- Dancer. 1190 01:02:23.272 --> 01:02:25.374 - My stuff fell out and then all the bar tenders...
- Your what fell out? 1191 01:02:25.374 --> 01:02:26.442 My stuff fell out. 1192 01:02:26.442 --> 01:02:29.211 Everybody would call me
when I went to the bar and say 1193 01:02:29.211 --> 01:02:30.235 "Oh, here comes..." 1194 01:02:33.449 --> 01:02:34.438 Peek-a-boo. 1195 01:02:36.351 --> 01:02:37.352 Peek-a-boo. 1196 01:02:37.352 --> 01:02:40.255 Okay, honey, you can say,
like, "look" or... 1197 01:02:40.255 --> 01:02:42.357 - Can't say "look".
- Okay, mom I'm not the one with the card. 1198 01:02:42.357 --> 01:02:44.460 I'm giving examples.
I have a thing here. 1199 01:02:44.460 --> 01:02:46.257 - You see this...
- Can't say, "see"! 1200 01:02:46.328 --> 01:02:47.463 I'm explaining the game. 1201 01:02:47.463 --> 01:02:49.158 Can't say "game"! 1202 01:02:49.231 --> 01:02:51.426 Mom, the answer's been said.
She said the answer. 1203 01:02:52.201 --> 01:02:53.402 - Let's just do the next one.
- Okay. 1204 01:02:53.402 --> 01:02:55.337 - Let's... you know?
- I get it. 1205 01:02:55.337 --> 01:02:58.363 Okay, so this is something
that you would eat... 1206 01:02:59.241 --> 01:03:01.343 - and you put it on a barbecue and...
- Chicken. 1207 01:03:01.343 --> 01:03:02.367 - It's my favorite.
- Beef. 1208 01:03:02.444 --> 01:03:03.479 You can't say, "beef"! 1209 01:03:03.479 --> 01:03:05.310 Mom, I'm not the
one saying the things! 1210 01:03:05.380 --> 01:03:08.283 - Do you get that? Just shush.
- You can't say, "shush." 1211 01:03:08.283 --> 01:03:09.409 Okay, Mom,
I can say "shush." 1212 01:03:09.485 --> 01:03:11.385 - You can't say "shush."
- Okay Lets just move on... Kebab. 1213 01:03:12.287 --> 01:03:13.276 It's kebab. 1214 01:03:13.388 --> 01:03:15.324 It says I can't say "shish"! 1215 01:03:15.324 --> 01:03:17.451 Shish. Shish. Shish. 1216 01:03:18.193 --> 01:03:19.319 And I could say it,
because, I don't have it. 1217 01:03:19.394 --> 01:03:22.331 and that's why, there's this thing
here so that I can't see what it is. 1218 01:03:22.331 --> 01:03:24.196 Let's just move on.
Let's just move on. 1219 01:03:25.367 --> 01:03:26.334 Our time's up. 1220 01:03:29.204 --> 01:03:30.305 What's this attitude, Brad? 1221 01:03:30.305 --> 01:03:32.274 I don't have an attitude.
I've shut down. 1222 01:03:32.274 --> 01:03:34.409 She buzzes me,
I'm trying to explain to you... 1223 01:03:34.409 --> 01:03:36.445 how to play the game, you
obviously don't understand 1224 01:03:36.445 --> 01:03:39.243 the best ways to play the
game and I'm shutting down. 1225 01:03:57.266 --> 01:03:59.257 I wanna talk to you
about something. 1226 01:04:00.369 --> 01:04:02.404 Baby, I know what you want
to talk to me, about me. 1227 01:04:02.404 --> 01:04:03.405 You do? 1228 01:04:03.405 --> 01:04:06.203 I don't want you to apologize
for it because, love... 1229 01:04:06.275 --> 01:04:09.176 means never having to say that your,
sorry. You know what I mean? 1230 01:04:09.244 --> 01:04:11.144 For the record,
I do forgive you. 1231 01:04:11.413 --> 01:04:13.347 But the thing is when you're
playing a board game... 1232 01:04:13.482 --> 01:04:17.219 you shouldn't go so conceptual,
you do want to go a lot more literal. 1233 01:04:17.219 --> 01:04:18.345 - Look how else will you know...?
- No, Brad. 1234 01:04:18.420 --> 01:04:20.354 I took a pregnancy test today. 1235 01:04:21.356 --> 01:04:22.380 You took what? 1236 01:04:23.325 --> 01:04:25.259 I took a pregnancy test today. 1237 01:04:26.295 --> 01:04:28.363 At my mom's house.
It was in my sister's bag... 1238 01:04:28.363 --> 01:04:30.297 I was in the bathroom, and
I'd been a couple of days late 1239 01:04:30.365 --> 01:04:33.268 so I just thought I should
probably take a test. 1240 01:04:33.268 --> 01:04:35.370 - Honey, you pulled the goalie?
- What? 1241 01:04:35.370 --> 01:04:38.539 You can't pull the goalie without checking
with your team mate, this is insane. 1242 01:04:38.639 --> 01:04:40.408 I did not pull the goalie. That's not
what this conversation is about. 1243 01:04:40.475 --> 01:04:42.443 What are you talking about?
What am I missing here? 1244 01:04:43.178 --> 01:04:45.447 Relax, Brad. It was negative.
I'm not pregnant. 1245 01:04:45.447 --> 01:04:48.417 Well jeez, why don't you just hit
me with that right from the start? 1246 01:04:48.417 --> 01:04:51.453 Instead of making me take laps
around the anxiety pool. 1247 01:04:51.453 --> 01:04:53.288 What is this reaction? 1248 01:04:53.288 --> 01:04:55.256 Listen, If there's one
thing we've learned 1249 01:04:55.324 --> 01:04:57.224 by being forced to being
around our families today 1250 01:04:57.292 --> 01:04:59.351 it's about the dangers
of procreating. 1251 01:05:00.329 --> 01:05:02.397 Besides, that's not the
things that we want in life. 1252 01:05:02.397 --> 01:05:04.333 Brad, I realized it today. 1253 01:05:04.333 --> 01:05:06.198 I thought for sure, I'd
always known that 1254 01:05:06.268 --> 01:05:08.370 I didn't want to have kids
and I took this test, 1255 01:05:08.370 --> 01:05:10.439 I'm waiting to see if it's
positive or negative 1256 01:05:10.439 --> 01:05:12.430 and I thought,
for just a second. I felt... 1257 01:05:13.308 --> 01:05:16.243 different. You know?
I felt hopeful. 1258 01:05:16.411 --> 01:05:18.246 Like maybe it would
just happen and 1259 01:05:18.246 --> 01:05:21.272 we'd be forced to get
over all of our fears. 1260 01:05:22.184 --> 01:05:23.418 We have spent so
much of our relationship 1261 01:05:23.418 --> 01:05:26.254 creating all these boundaries you
know, and making sure that 1262 01:05:26.254 --> 01:05:28.423 we don't limit ourselves
with responsibility... 1263 01:05:28.423 --> 01:05:31.187 and obligation, and I don't
wanna live like that anymore. 1264 01:05:31.259 --> 01:05:32.385 Because that's not loving at all. 1265 01:05:33.362 --> 01:05:35.330 - ls that an eighties song?
- No, Brad. 1266 01:05:35.397 --> 01:05:38.333 - Your throwing, eighties songs at me?
- I'm tired of being one foot in. 1267 01:05:38.333 --> 01:05:40.324 I want us to be open,
to love each other... 1268 01:05:40.402 --> 01:05:42.437 however it's going to be.
and if one day that means... 1269 01:05:42.437 --> 01:05:44.473 we get married or
if we have kids one day 1270 01:05:44.473 --> 01:05:47.442 I feel like that's okay.
I wanna be in a relationship... 1271 01:05:48.276 --> 01:05:50.210 that goes where
it needs to go. 1272 01:05:50.379 --> 01:05:53.315 Okay. And I'd like the
relationship to go to, Fiji. 1273 01:05:53.315 --> 01:05:56.443 Brad, this is very important.
I wanna have this conversation. 1274 01:05:57.185 --> 01:05:59.388 I don't want to have this conversation.
I don't wanna have it. 1275 01:05:59.388 --> 01:06:01.456 I feel the same way that
I did when we first met, 1276 01:06:01.456 --> 01:06:03.219 and I've been honest
the whole time. 1277 01:06:03.291 --> 01:06:05.327 I don't want a
conversation about it 1278 01:06:05.327 --> 01:06:07.295 because I don't
want those things. 1279 01:06:12.434 --> 01:06:13.401 Okay. 1280 01:06:41.396 --> 01:06:43.261 It's okay, you
don't have to come in. 1281 01:06:45.434 --> 01:06:48.164 Sweetheart, I'm not going to make
you go into the house by yourself. 1282 01:06:48.236 --> 01:06:50.170 I'm fine. I'll just have my sister
drive me back to the city. 1283 01:06:50.238 --> 01:06:52.207 We'll go in there together
and I'll drive you home. 1284 01:06:52.207 --> 01:06:53.367 I'm not gonna go
and in there and pretend 1285 01:06:53.442 --> 01:06:56.343 we're something that we're
not, Brad. I can't do that anymore. 1286 01:06:56.478 --> 01:06:58.346 Baby, listen to me, please. 1287 01:06:58.346 --> 01:07:00.382 Okay let's not over
react to this situation here. 1288 01:07:00.382 --> 01:07:03.249 I'm not over
reacting, Brad. I get it. 1289 01:07:04.186 --> 01:07:05.414 I'm the one changing
the rules. 1290 01:07:06.321 --> 01:07:09.313 and If you don't want to change
them with me, I understand. 1291 01:07:11.226 --> 01:07:13.160 I just can't do this anymore. 1292 01:07:45.227 --> 01:07:46.194 Honey? 1293 01:07:46.461 --> 01:07:47.428 Coming in? 1294 01:07:50.198 --> 01:07:51.222 Hey, Dad. 1295 01:07:52.334 --> 01:07:53.323 She made it! 1296 01:07:54.269 --> 01:07:56.169 Auntie, Kate!
Auntie, Kate! 1297 01:07:56.271 --> 01:07:57.405 Merry christmas again! 1298 01:07:57.405 --> 01:07:59.307 Hi, Kasi.
Merry christmas. 1299 01:07:59.307 --> 01:08:02.208 Come see the cool stuff
grandpa, Creighton got me! 1300 01:08:02.277 --> 01:08:03.209 Okay. 1301 01:08:04.312 --> 01:08:06.448 Hi, I'm, Cheryl. I'm
your dad's girlfriend. 1302 01:08:06.448 --> 01:08:09.178 - Nice to finally meet you.
- Excuse me. 1303 01:08:10.318 --> 01:08:11.453 - Hey, Kate!
- Hi, Mom. 1304 01:08:11.453 --> 01:08:14.422 I got a, Dora the Explorer backpack... 1305 01:08:15.457 --> 01:08:19.294 a matching, Dora thermos,
a big girl necklace... 1306 01:08:19.294 --> 01:08:20.428 and princess shoes! 1307 01:08:20.428 --> 01:08:22.191 Hey, guys! 1308 01:08:22.264 --> 01:08:24.164 Hi, Auntie, Kate.
Where's, Brad? 1309 01:08:26.401 --> 01:08:29.304 Kasi, why don't you go
tell grandpa thanks... 1310 01:08:29.304 --> 01:08:30.438 for all your new toys? 1311 01:08:30.438 --> 01:08:33.208 You'd better go or
I'm going to tickle. 1312 01:08:33.208 --> 01:08:34.175 Go! 1313 01:08:37.412 --> 01:08:38.436 This is amazing. 1314 01:08:39.181 --> 01:08:40.375 Dad and Mom
in the same room? 1315 01:08:40.482 --> 01:08:42.245 They hated each other. 1316 01:08:42.317 --> 01:08:46.310 Well they've been getting together
for stuff since, Kasi turned one. 1317 01:08:49.291 --> 01:08:51.225 It must be really nice
for, Kasi. 1318 01:08:52.260 --> 01:08:54.194 It's really nice for everyone. 1319 01:08:55.197 --> 01:09:00.368 - Where is, Brad?
- He's not going to make it. 1320 01:09:00.368 --> 01:09:02.237 But, If it's all the
same to everybody 1321 01:09:02.237 --> 01:09:04.372 I'd really just rather
not talk about it. 1322 01:09:04.372 --> 01:09:06.431 - I'm sorry. I didn't realize...
- It's okay. 1323 01:09:07.242 --> 01:09:10.212 It's not something I want
to get into right now. 1324 01:09:10.212 --> 01:09:11.406 Sorry, we won't talk about him. 1325 01:09:15.317 --> 01:09:18.150 I have a great idea!
Internet dating. 1326 01:09:18.386 --> 01:09:19.644 You should do it. It's great. 1327 01:09:20.188 --> 01:09:22.383 You just pay 20 bucks,
and you put in your profile. 1328 01:09:22.457 --> 01:09:25.327 Susan, next door, did it and she
found her husband that way. 1329 01:09:25.327 --> 01:09:26.328 It's great. 1330 01:09:26.328 --> 01:09:28.319 He doesn't have a job
yet but they're working on it. 1331 01:09:28.396 --> 01:09:29.454 You should totally do it! 1332 01:09:30.265 --> 01:09:32.165 - I'll think about that.
- Yes. 1333 01:09:32.334 --> 01:09:34.199 I'm gonna take a
minute and just. 1334 01:09:34.402 --> 01:09:37.200 Okay. I got your back.
Gotcha. 1335 01:09:37.439 --> 01:09:38.406 Thanks. 1336 01:10:03.398 --> 01:10:04.330 Hi, kiddo. 1337 01:10:06.234 --> 01:10:07.223 Hey, Dad. 1338 01:10:11.373 --> 01:10:13.408 Did, Brad leave
to get a jumpstart 1339 01:10:13.408 --> 01:10:15.376 on inoculating babies
in, Burma? 1340 01:10:16.444 --> 01:10:17.445 What? 1341 01:10:17.445 --> 01:10:19.379 Maybe he's making
sock monkeys 1342 01:10:19.447 --> 01:10:21.312 for foster kids. 1343 01:10:22.217 --> 01:10:24.344 Or weaving ponchos
for pregnant women 1344 01:10:24.419 --> 01:10:25.443 in the, Yucatan? 1345 01:10:28.390 --> 01:10:30.392 So, I guess you knew
we were lying? 1346 01:10:30.392 --> 01:10:31.359 Oh, boy. 1347 01:10:32.427 --> 01:10:35.463 Unfortunately, I've had
a lot of experience 1348 01:10:35.463 --> 01:10:39.297 bending the truth
to avoid my family. 1349 01:10:40.402 --> 01:10:43.428 And I'll tell you, honey.
I would give anything... 1350 01:10:44.439 --> 01:10:47.373 to have that time
back again. 1351 01:10:49.344 --> 01:10:50.333 I would too. 1352 01:10:54.382 --> 01:10:56.316 It's taken me a lot of years 1353 01:10:57.385 --> 01:11:00.445 and several divorces
to learn that 1354 01:11:02.357 --> 01:11:04.416 nothing really beats
being honest. 1355 01:11:05.427 --> 01:11:09.227 Honest about who you are,
what you need... 1356 01:11:09.397 --> 01:11:12.161 all the rest tends
to work itself out. 1357 01:11:15.303 --> 01:11:16.292 I was honest... 1358 01:11:17.305 --> 01:11:18.397 and I think he was too. 1359 01:11:20.442 --> 01:11:22.376 It just wasn't what
I wanted to hear. 1360 01:11:46.267 --> 01:11:47.469 Cheryl made the
dressing I like so much 1361 01:11:47.469 --> 01:11:49.437 and I did some of the
cooking too, I even 1362 01:11:50.438 --> 01:11:52.440 I put the ice cubes
in the glasses 1363 01:11:52.440 --> 01:11:54.340 and salt in the saltshakers. 1364 01:11:54.476 --> 01:11:56.171 All right, well. 1365 01:11:59.180 --> 01:12:01.273 Not long ago, I wouldn't
have been able to... 1366 01:12:01.383 --> 01:12:03.374 to put this group
of people together... 1367 01:12:03.451 --> 01:12:05.282 in my wildest imagination. 1368 01:12:06.287 --> 01:12:08.278 The changes we've
all been through 1369 01:12:09.190 --> 01:12:11.317 the little hurts we've
given each other 1370 01:12:12.260 --> 01:12:14.285 we hope we're
forgiven for them. 1371 01:12:15.363 --> 01:12:17.297 We thank you, dear, lord 1372 01:12:18.199 --> 01:12:22.192 because there's nothing
more important than family. 1373 01:12:24.239 --> 01:12:25.206 - Amen.
- Amen. 1374 01:12:25.373 --> 01:12:26.340 Amen. 1375 01:12:46.261 --> 01:12:47.421 What the hell
do you want? 1376 01:12:49.264 --> 01:12:50.390 You forgot your tampons? 1377 01:12:55.303 --> 01:12:57.168 No, I didn't forget anything. 1378 01:12:59.374 --> 01:13:01.205 I just came by to see you. 1379 01:13:01.409 --> 01:13:02.376 What for? 1380 01:13:02.444 --> 01:13:05.280 You already destroyed
my, TV and family room. 1381 01:13:05.280 --> 01:13:07.415 You want to bust up
my kitchen as well? 1382 01:13:07.415 --> 01:13:09.350 Look, I'm sorry
about that, Dad. 1383 01:13:09.350 --> 01:13:11.319 I didn't mean to do all of that,
I was actuall just trying to... 1384 01:13:11.319 --> 01:13:13.253 Where's tiny?
She didn't come? 1385 01:13:15.290 --> 01:13:16.257 Oh, Kate uh... 1386 01:13:17.459 --> 01:13:19.222 she's not with me. 1387 01:13:20.328 --> 01:13:22.455 She finally smelled the
pathetic on you, did she? 1388 01:13:23.198 --> 01:13:26.201 No. In fact, she said
she wanted to get 1389 01:13:26.201 --> 01:13:28.396 more serious with me.
She said that 1390 01:13:29.337 --> 01:13:31.239 you know,
she loved me 1391 01:13:31.239 --> 01:13:34.275 and she wanted to see herself
having a family with me 1392 01:13:34.275 --> 01:13:35.333 having kids with me. 1393 01:13:37.378 --> 01:13:40.211 Well congratulations. That's
what you want to hear? 1394 01:13:41.282 --> 01:13:43.273 - I said no, Dad.
- You what? 1395 01:13:46.187 --> 01:13:48.246 Yeah, I told her I didn't
want to get married. 1396 01:13:51.392 --> 01:13:55.155 - Are you shitting me?
- Uh-uh. 1397 01:13:56.264 --> 01:13:58.323 I'll be damned.
I'll be damned. 1398 01:13:58.399 --> 01:14:00.162 That's my boy. 1399 01:14:01.469 --> 01:14:04.336 I always said you were
the smart one, Lando. 1400 01:14:05.406 --> 01:14:08.239 Your mind and spirit
are strong, like mine. 1401 01:14:10.278 --> 01:14:11.312 - Yeah.
- Yeah. 1402 01:14:11.312 --> 01:14:14.213 I tell ya. It's always the one
you fight with the most 1403 01:14:14.282 --> 01:14:15.408 who is the most like you. 1404 01:14:18.386 --> 01:14:20.388 Well why are we
standing out here for? 1405 01:14:20.388 --> 01:14:22.356 Let's go inside, have a
drink. Just the two of us. 1406 01:14:22.457 --> 01:14:24.325 Man to man.
Father to son. 1407 01:14:24.325 --> 01:14:26.427 - Alright. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. 1408 01:14:26.427 --> 01:14:28.190 You're a big boy now. 1409 01:14:29.197 --> 01:14:30.164 Let's go in. 1410 01:14:31.199 --> 01:14:33.258 Take appraisal of the
damage you've done. 1411 01:14:40.308 --> 01:14:42.277 Would anyone like
anything else? 1412 01:14:42.277 --> 01:14:45.303 - No, no.
- This one's out. 1413 01:14:47.315 --> 01:14:49.250 Dad, can you check
on, Jackson? 1414 01:14:49.250 --> 01:14:51.377 - Yeah. The blanket.
- He's got the pillow. 1415 01:14:51.452 --> 01:14:53.215 - This is hers?
- Yeah. 1416 01:16:10.398 --> 01:16:11.365 Hey. 1417 01:16:16.337 --> 01:16:17.304 Okay, listen. 1418 01:16:17.472 --> 01:16:21.238 If you get one, you might as well
get two 'cause they're like dogs. 1419 01:16:22.176 --> 01:16:24.212 - What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about, kids. 1420 01:16:24.212 --> 01:16:26.373 If you leave one by itself,
at home, you're never gonna leave. 1421 01:16:26.447 --> 01:16:29.250 'cause you're gonna feel so guilty about
leaving it there by itself. 1422 01:16:29.250 --> 01:16:31.445 But if there's two, you don't feel
bad they got someone to play with. 1423 01:16:32.186 --> 01:16:33.421 The other big thing to
think about is, school. 1424 01:16:33.421 --> 01:16:36.291 Do you send them to private school?
Because then you got sweater vests 1425 01:16:36.291 --> 01:16:39.294 and lacrosse coming at you all day.
But if you go to a public school 1426 01:16:39.294 --> 01:16:41.387 you got to worry about some
art student, who's hyperactive 1427 01:16:41.462 --> 01:16:44.465 who's all hopped up on medication,
who might try to shank the little guy, 1428 01:16:44.465 --> 01:16:46.267 and that's uncomfortable too. 1429 01:16:46.267 --> 01:16:49.437 Are you having this conversation with me, because
you're comfortable having this conversation with me? 1430 01:16:49.437 --> 01:16:52.307 Or are you just having this conversation,
because you wanna go to, Fiji? 1431 01:16:52.307 --> 01:16:53.365 I wanna go to, Fiji. 1432 01:16:53.474 --> 01:16:55.343 Because the tickets
are already paid for 1433 01:16:55.343 --> 01:16:57.378 and the hotel rooms
aren't transferable. 1434 01:16:57.378 --> 01:17:01.249 But, honey, I do
feel comfortable now 1435 01:17:01.249 --> 01:17:04.184 I think having this conversation
because in my heart 1436 01:17:04.252 --> 01:17:06.311 I know I've found
the one person in life 1437 01:17:06.387 --> 01:17:09.220 that I want to have
these conversations with. 1438 01:17:09.324 --> 01:17:10.416 And that person's you. 1439 01:17:11.359 --> 01:17:13.293 - I love you so much.
- Come here. 1440 01:17:19.400 --> 01:17:22.270 So it's like, this doesn't mean
we're getting married 1441 01:17:22.270 --> 01:17:24.170 - or having kids right away.
- No, no, no. 1442 01:17:24.238 --> 01:17:26.441 But we should talk about it,
because these things do happen. 1443 01:17:26.441 --> 01:17:30.172 Not that we're planning on it. We're just talking
about it, because these things happens. 1444 01:17:30.311 --> 01:17:32.447 And if we do have them,
then, you know... 1445 01:17:32.447 --> 01:17:35.450 - there's a lot of advantages.
- Yeah. They wonderful, 1446 01:17:35.450 --> 01:17:37.352 I mean, they give
you love, unconditionally. 1447 01:17:37.352 --> 01:17:39.445 Also, they're like little
walking tax shelters. 1448 01:17:40.188 --> 01:17:41.416 Because you can
write a lot of stuff off. 1449 01:17:41.489 --> 01:17:44.185 Yeah, and not to mention all the
yard work. You save so much money. 1450 01:17:44.258 --> 01:17:47.228 I mean, once they become a certain age,
we're not gonna have them on the lawnmower. 1451 01:17:47.228 --> 01:17:49.297 - When they're seven.
- I know what your talking about, not slave labor. 1452 01:17:49.297 --> 01:17:51.299 - No, no, no.
- We're talking about teaching them discipline. 1453 01:17:51.299 --> 01:17:54.235 - Chores for money.
- And we're not like even planning for like our future. 1454 01:17:54.235 --> 01:17:57.305 We would've ended up living in some
home playing Bingo in, Florida. 1455 01:17:57.305 --> 01:17:58.431 But now we can
live with them. 1456 01:17:59.207 --> 01:18:02.243 - They're gonna sell us out.
- This is exciting. We never thought about it like this. 1457 01:18:02.243 --> 01:18:04.212 Honey, I want you to feel
comfortable to talk to me 1458 01:18:04.212 --> 01:18:06.305 about anything you
want to talk about. 1459 01:18:07.281 --> 01:18:10.250 Unless there's like, you know a
play-off's game or something like that. 1460 01:18:10.351 --> 01:18:12.319 You know what I mean? We
can find an appropriate time. 1461 01:18:12.387 --> 01:18:15.220 - I'm kidding. Kind of.
- Okay, babe. 1462 01:18:15.289 --> 01:18:17.280 Listen, just to be clear,
this doesn't mean 1463 01:18:17.358 --> 01:18:19.227 that we're getting
married right away 1464 01:18:19.227 --> 01:18:21.286 or having kids right away.
just means that we're open 1465 01:18:21.362 --> 01:18:23.387 to let love grow
where it wants to grow. 1466 01:18:23.464 --> 01:18:26.194 - Exactly.
- We're open to letting it grow. 1467 01:18:26.267 --> 01:18:27.256 But, it doesn't mean kids. 1468 01:18:30.204 --> 01:18:33.196 - Wow, I can't believe we did it.
- We did. 1469 01:18:34.442 --> 01:18:37.311 I don't even know what happened,
I can't even remember the procedure 1470 01:18:37.311 --> 01:18:40.214 but here's this beautiful
thing here. You know what I mean? 1471 01:18:40.214 --> 01:18:42.350 I did feel
like an air traffic controller. 1472 01:18:42.350 --> 01:18:45.285 Between the huffs,
and the signals and stuff 1473 01:18:45.353 --> 01:18:47.218 it just kind of all
happened. But, god. 1474 01:18:48.189 --> 01:18:50.180 It's awesome, baby.
You're so awesome. 1475 01:18:50.258 --> 01:18:52.226 You were amazing.
You were like this. 1476 01:18:52.293 --> 01:18:54.362 - Thanks, babe.
- We have a baby! 1477 01:18:54.362 --> 01:18:57.198 - How's she doing?
- Good. She's sleeping. 1478 01:18:57.198 --> 01:19:00.234 Just wanted to let you and
our little new year's baby know 1479 01:19:00.234 --> 01:19:02.429 that you're welcome to start
bringing in family members now. 1480 01:19:03.204 --> 01:19:05.195 - Oh that's not gonna happen.
- No, no family. 1481 01:19:06.307 --> 01:19:07.433 Your families don't
know you had a baby? 1482 01:19:08.176 --> 01:19:11.245 To be honest, I think they'd be shocked
to even hear that, Kate was even pregnant. 1483 01:19:11.245 --> 01:19:13.247 Our families can be
a little much sometimes. 1484 01:19:13.247 --> 01:19:16.216 I like to think that we're
keeping it special for us 1485 01:19:16.284 --> 01:19:18.319 rather than not
including them. 1486 01:19:18.319 --> 01:19:19.445 Happy New Year, Bay Area! 1487 01:19:20.188 --> 01:19:22.223 We are here live
at Pacific General 1488 01:19:22.223 --> 01:19:24.325 where the first baby of the
new year, has just been born! 1489 01:19:24.325 --> 01:19:27.158 Let's go say hello
to those lucky parents! 1490 01:19:27.328 --> 01:19:29.297 Congratulations, McVie family 1491 01:19:29.297 --> 01:19:31.399 on having the first baby
of the, new year! 1492 01:19:31.399 --> 01:19:33.162 Dad, how does it feel? 1493 01:19:38.439 --> 01:19:40.168 We're doing great. 1494 01:19:40.374 --> 01:19:44.333 And there was a... a vacuum. 1495 01:19:46.247 --> 01:19:47.639 And then there was, umm... 1496 01:19:48.382 --> 01:19:51.252 stretching and the juices. 1497 01:19:51.252 --> 01:19:54.355 What he's trying to say is that
we're just beyond words, excited. 1498 01:19:54.355 --> 01:19:56.380 Oh, oh goodness. 1499 01:20:00.194 --> 01:20:01.286 I got some in my mouth! 1500 01:20:02.263 --> 01:20:04.356 I can't be around it!
I'm gonna do it too! 1501 01:20:11.063 --> 01:20:13.656 Edited by Scooby