WEBVTT 0 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:36.000 The Break-Up 1 00:00:29.500 --> 00:00:31.200 (CROWD CHEERING) 2 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:38.500 Come on, come on, come on.
All right, here we go. 3 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:49.300 MAN: Take a seat, buddy! 4 00:00:51.300 --> 00:00:53.400 Come on.
It was a good play. 5 00:00:57.800 --> 00:00:59.000 Are you gonna be
like this all day? 6 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:00.200 I don't know. Is it gonna
be like this all day? 7 00:01:00.300 --> 00:01:01.600 I don't know.
It's up to you. 8 00:01:01.700 --> 00:01:02.800 I have no room to sit.
I got no room to sit. 9 00:01:02.900 --> 00:01:03.900 I'm sitting next to
a guy who's sitting 10 00:01:03.900 --> 00:01:05.400 like he's at home
on the toilet
with his legs spread. 11 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:07.000 Please don't crowd people.
Relax, please. Look at me. 12 00:01:07.100 --> 00:01:08.400 I am relaxed.
Look how I'm sitting. 13 00:01:08.500 --> 00:01:10.700 Why are you
sitting like that?
Because... What do you think? 14 00:01:10.800 --> 00:01:11.900 Why'd you wake me up
for this shit? 15 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:13.700 Because I'm trying to relax
and have a nice day. 16 00:01:13.800 --> 00:01:16.200 Sweating in the sun
like a Tijuana whore. 17 00:01:16.300 --> 00:01:18.200 VENDOR: Ice-cold soda! 18 00:01:19.100 --> 00:01:20.900 Get your soda here! 19 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:26.000 VENDOR: On the right.
Coming down there.
Pass that on down there. 20 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.400 Hey, hot dog guy,
can I get six hot dogs
down here, please? 21 00:01:28.400 --> 00:01:30.000 Right away.
GARY: And make it right,
please. 22 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:32.200 You know, with the mustard
and the ketchup
and the relish. 23 00:01:32.300 --> 00:01:33.700 Don't make me
hit you up for more. 24 00:01:33.800 --> 00:01:35.600 I thought we were going
to Wiener Circle after this. 25 00:01:35.600 --> 00:01:38.100 We will.
Then why are you
getting hot dogs? 26 00:01:38.100 --> 00:01:41.400 Pass this down, please.
You can keep the change. 27 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:43.300 Do you want
one of the hot dogs? 28 00:01:43.400 --> 00:01:45.200 GARY: You can have a hot...
You want a hot dog? 29 00:01:45.300 --> 00:01:46.300 Do you want a hot dog, miss? 30 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:47.600 No. Thank you.
You can have one. 31 00:01:47.700 --> 00:01:49.000 That's okay.
Go ahead.
You can have a hot dog. 32 00:01:49.100 --> 00:01:50.000 No, I don't want one.
Excuse me, sir? 33 00:01:50.100 --> 00:01:51.500 Would you mind
passing the lady
one of the hot dogs? 34 00:01:51.600 --> 00:01:52.600 I'm good, thanks.
You don't have to share. 35 00:01:52.700 --> 00:01:54.500 You can have your own.
Thanks. That's really
nice of you. 36 00:01:54.500 --> 00:01:55.800 Just have one, please.
Okay, give me a hot dog. 37 00:01:55.900 --> 00:01:58.900 Somebody give her a hot dog.
I got... The big guy can't
eat all of them. Have one. 38 00:01:58.900 --> 00:02:00.900 Have you ever had one before?
A hot dog? 39 00:02:00.900 --> 00:02:03.400 At the ballpark?
I have. I believe I have. 40 00:02:03.500 --> 00:02:04.500 Okay, good.
Thank you. 41 00:02:04.600 --> 00:02:06.400 Well, enjoy this one.
Thanks. 42 00:02:06.800 --> 00:02:08.600 Do you like mustard?
No, I'm okay. 43 00:02:08.700 --> 00:02:11.300 It's much better
with a topping. Here. 44 00:02:12.100 --> 00:02:14.300 I'm just kidding,
I'll give you two. 45 00:02:15.300 --> 00:02:16.900 (CROWD CHEERING) 46 00:02:19.300 --> 00:02:20.900 Cheers!
Thanks. 47 00:02:21.900 --> 00:02:23.200 We'll share it. 48 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:27.200 It's a good dog.
I like the hot dog. I know. 49 00:02:28.100 --> 00:02:29.200 That's nice. 50 00:02:29.200 --> 00:02:31.100 You have a problem
with me eating a hot dog,
guy? 51 00:02:31.100 --> 00:02:32.700 I'm trying to watch the game
and have a hot dog. 52 00:02:32.800 --> 00:02:35.700 I'll smack him
in his head.
No, just leave him alone. 53 00:02:51.300 --> 00:02:54.500 Hey, you want
to go get a drink?
No. 54 00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:56.400 I'm with somebody, sorry. 55 00:02:56.500 --> 00:02:58.700 Who? The guy with
the tucked-in shirt
and the visor? 56 00:02:58.800 --> 00:03:01.600 What, is that like a brother?
The guy was not
your brother, then. 57 00:03:01.700 --> 00:03:02.900 Who is this guy?
He's not my brother. 58 00:03:02.900 --> 00:03:04.900 Who's this...
I'm getting mad now.
I'm jealous. Who is this guy? 59 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:06.500 Who are you?
I don't know.
I'm kidding with you. 60 00:03:06.500 --> 00:03:08.600 Who's the guy with
the tucked-in stuff?
Is that a boyfriend? 61 00:03:08.600 --> 00:03:09.800 Uh, it's... 62 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:12.200 I'm going.
Do you think
you'll marry him? 63 00:03:12.300 --> 00:03:14.100 What?
'Cause I know
you've thought about it. 64 00:03:14.100 --> 00:03:16.600 The first time
you laid eyes on him,
you probably thought, 65 00:03:16.700 --> 00:03:20.200 "I wonder if I could marry
this guy in plaid shorts who
tucks his shirt in. No way." 66 00:03:20.300 --> 00:03:21.900 Then when you kissed him,
you said, "I can't believe it. 67 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:24.600 "I had a lot to drink
tonight. I'm kissing
the tucked-in guy." 68 00:03:24.700 --> 00:03:27.100 My point is, if you're
not gonna marry him...
Yeah. 69 00:03:27.100 --> 00:03:28.300 ...and if it's not forever, 70 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:31.000 then you really don't have
anything to lose in
taking me up on my offer. 71 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:33.900 Uh-huh. Well, I'm gonna go.
Okay. Me, too. 72 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:35.900 Okay.
To where? On an
ice-breaking first date? 73 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:37.700 Well, no, I don't think...
Listen. 74 00:03:37.800 --> 00:03:39.700 If you want to stay
off the market
while you're with 75 00:03:39.700 --> 00:03:42.100 I'm-not-the-one-
but-I'm-comfortable,
then you can do that. 76 00:03:42.200 --> 00:03:43.600 But for all you know,
I just offered you 77 00:03:43.700 --> 00:03:46.200 a get-out-of-bored-Iove-
for-free card
with no strings attached. 78 00:03:46.200 --> 00:03:47.700 God, you're crazy.
No, I'm not crazy. 79 00:03:47.700 --> 00:03:49.600 And a lot of times people go,
"Oh, that's crazy," 80 00:03:49.600 --> 00:03:51.000 and then they go,
"It's genius." 81 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:52.700 That's what happened
when the person invented fire. 82 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:55.900 They burned that witch.
And guess what, then they got
warm and they ate good stuff. 83 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:57.800 Now, where are we headed to?
Let's not make this weird, 84 00:03:57.900 --> 00:03:59.300 'cause I'm not good on dates.
No. You know what? 85 00:03:59.300 --> 00:04:01.200 I'm better just to kind of
hang out and,
if we don't have fun, 86 00:04:01.300 --> 00:04:02.200 I might go my separate way.
Okay. 87 00:04:02.300 --> 00:04:05.000 I'm not committing
to anything. I'll go hang out
with you for a little bit. 88 00:04:05.100 --> 00:04:06.900 That's not gonna happen.
But I can't say for sure. 89 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:10.000 (YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
PLAYING) 90 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:19.000 GARY: All right, all right,
everybody. Welcome to
Three Brothers Bus Tours. 91 00:06:19.100 --> 00:06:22.100 I'm brother number two.
It's good to have you here. 92 00:06:22.100 --> 00:06:24.200 That's right, there's plenty
of seats here up front. 93 00:06:24.300 --> 00:06:27.700 I promise I won't bite.
I'm not a biter.
I'm psyched to have you here. 94 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:31.200 Okay, a couple quick
ground rules. Please
don't jump off the bus. 95 00:06:31.300 --> 00:06:32.600 Weird. Not fun for anybody. 96 00:06:32.700 --> 00:06:34.700 Also, no throwing objects
at pedestrians, 97 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:36.600 unless, of course,
they deserve it. Okay? 98 00:06:36.700 --> 00:06:39.700 We are not at work today.
We are on vacation today. 99 00:06:39.700 --> 00:06:41.900 And if you can't blow it
out here on the big funny bus, 100 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:43.600 where the hell can you? 101 00:06:43.700 --> 00:06:45.900 I do split the tips
with my driver, Shondra. 102 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:47.500 We don't want her back out
turning tricks. 103 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:51.000 That was a weird time
for everyone.
Seriously. Honest to God. 104 00:06:51.100 --> 00:06:53.400 And I was a customer.
Long time ago. 105 00:06:53.500 --> 00:06:56.000 Come on, everybody,
let's get loose! 106 00:06:56.900 --> 00:06:59.200 I'm gonna ask you once.
Show me that you mean it. 107 00:06:59.300 --> 00:07:02.500 Don't make me ask you twice.
Are you ready to see Chicago? 108 00:07:02.600 --> 00:07:04.700 Are you ready to see Chicago? 109 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:07.800 That's what I'm talking about.
Shondra, put this baby
in the air. 110 00:07:07.900 --> 00:07:10.900 Let's get the blood flowing.
Let's get everyone up
and let's loosen it up. 111 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:12.400 Coming up here,
you're gonna notice 112 00:07:12.400 --> 00:07:15.500 one of the only buildings
to survive the fire of 1871. 113 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:19.100 That is the original
Chicago Water Tower
and Pumping Station. 114 00:07:19.200 --> 00:07:20.200 (PHONE RINGING) 115 00:07:20.300 --> 00:07:23.200 CHRISTOPHER: Happy Holidays.
Marilyn Dean Gallery. 116 00:07:23.700 --> 00:07:26.000 The artist was inspired
by the neoclassical movement. 117 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:27.000 CHRISTOPHER: No, she doesn't. 118 00:07:27.100 --> 00:07:29.900 But wanted to reflect it
with an abstract bent. 119 00:07:29.900 --> 00:07:31.000 CHRISTOPHER: Okay, bye-bye. 120 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:33.500 And how much is it?
$35,000. 121 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:37.300 Happy Holidays.
Marilyn Dean Gallery.
Hold, please. 122 00:07:37.400 --> 00:07:40.600 Will you excuse me
for a moment?
Sure. Go ahead. 123 00:07:41.100 --> 00:07:42.300 Christopher?
Yes, sweetie. 124 00:07:42.300 --> 00:07:43.600 Hi, honey.
Hi. 125 00:07:44.400 --> 00:07:48.300 Christmas was months ago.
Don't remind me.
I miss it so much. 126 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:53.400 Yeah, I know.
But today is not a holiday. 127 00:07:53.500 --> 00:07:56.300 I know for a fact
that people like
my spirit on the phone 128 00:07:56.400 --> 00:07:58.200 and they dig the energy
that I give them. 129 00:07:58.300 --> 00:08:02.200 Okay. I'm just saying,
I don't think Marilyn Dean
will "dig" the energy. 130 00:08:02.200 --> 00:08:05.100 Oh, no.
She's the one that told me
to be creative. So... 131 00:08:05.100 --> 00:08:07.700 I know. It's just... Okay.
What is the next holiday
coming? 132 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:09.300 The Fourth of July,
is that what's next? 133 00:08:09.300 --> 00:08:11.000 Well, if you want
to get technical,
there's Memorial Day, 134 00:08:11.100 --> 00:08:13.100 there's Flag Day. 135 00:08:13.200 --> 00:08:15.900 Some people recognize
Father's Day as a holiday.
I don't. 136 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:20.600 I get it. I get it.
Well, on those days
you can say, "Happy Holidays." 137 00:08:20.700 --> 00:08:22.900 Every other day,
"Good morning, good afternoon, 138 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:25.400 "good evening,
Marilyn Dean Gallery."
Okay? 139 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:28.100 Okay. 140 00:08:30.200 --> 00:08:32.100 I'm so sorry about that.
Oh, no. 141 00:08:32.100 --> 00:08:35.800 So, now this is a new piece
by Zakrzewska. 142 00:08:35.900 --> 00:08:37.700 What do you think of this? 143 00:08:40.500 --> 00:08:42.600 Can I be honest with you?
Please. 144 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:45.600 Other than taking
an art history class
in college, 145 00:08:45.700 --> 00:08:49.500 which I pretty much
slept through, I don't have
the first clue about art 146 00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:53.300 or how to go about buying it.
I mean, like that painting. 147 00:08:54.100 --> 00:08:58.300 I mean, I don't see the point
in buying something that
I could have done myself. 148 00:08:59.100 --> 00:09:01.500 Yeah. I completely agree
with you. 149 00:09:04.200 --> 00:09:06.100 You know, an art teacher
of mine once said, 150 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:09.700 "Never buy a piece of art
that you don't have to have." 151 00:09:09.800 --> 00:09:13.200 You know, don't worry
about who the artist is
or how much it's worth. 152 00:09:13.300 --> 00:09:17.200 I mean, you have to live
with it every day. You have
to walk by it every day. 153 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:20.800 You know, you have to
really love it. You have
to really appreciate it. 154 00:09:20.800 --> 00:09:22.600 It's kind of like
picking a mate. 155 00:09:26.700 --> 00:09:28.000 (EXCLAIMING) 156 00:09:28.100 --> 00:09:29.700 GARY: Hey, honey!
Hi. 157 00:09:29.800 --> 00:09:31.700 How's it going?
BROOKE: It's good. 158 00:09:31.800 --> 00:09:34.100 Oh, wow. You got
a lot happening.
I know. 159 00:09:34.100 --> 00:09:36.900 Very exciting.
I am starving. 160 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:39.900 Oh, careful. That's really...
That's very hot.
Oh, that's hot, hot, hot. 161 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:41.500 Yep.
Jesus. 162 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:44.700 Hey, honey,
you've got to really...
You should get ready, okay? 163 00:09:44.800 --> 00:09:46.300 Oh, you look great.
Thank you. 164 00:09:46.300 --> 00:09:48.700 Got a lot of nice stuff.
Got a pizza. 165 00:09:48.900 --> 00:09:50.900 All kinds of stuff.
Terrific. 166 00:09:50.900 --> 00:09:54.700 I just need you
to decide what to...
You know, I did everything. 167 00:09:55.900 --> 00:09:57.300 (TV CLICKS) 168 00:09:57.800 --> 00:09:59.900 (COMMENTATOR CHATTERING) 169 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:03.700 Gary?
Yeah? 170 00:10:04.300 --> 00:10:08.700 Oh, come on! Really?
You got three lemons. 171 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:11.100 What my baby wants,
my baby gets. You know that. 172 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:13.800 Yeah, but I wanted 12.
Baby wanted 12. 173 00:10:14.900 --> 00:10:17.100 Why would you want 12 lemons? 174 00:10:17.900 --> 00:10:20.000 Because I'm making
a 12-lemon centerpiece. 175 00:10:20.100 --> 00:10:23.100 So, no one's actually
even eating them?
They're just show lemons? 176 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:26.700 Yeah. They're just
show lemons. Shown in
the center of the table. 177 00:10:26.700 --> 00:10:27.900 I'm glad you find that
amusing, 178 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:30.200 but I cannot fill a vase
with only three lemons. 179 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:32.700 Well,
can't you just use, like,
maybe a drinking glass? 180 00:10:32.800 --> 00:10:33.900 I'm not gonna use
a drinking... 181 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:35.600 We could have
a smaller version
of a centerpiece. 182 00:10:35.700 --> 00:10:37.700 I'm not gonna use
a drinking glass
for our centerpiece. 183 00:10:37.800 --> 00:10:38.800 You know what?
I've got an idea. 184 00:10:38.900 --> 00:10:42.100 Why don't we go ahead and
scratch the centerpiece idea
altogether, 185 00:10:42.200 --> 00:10:44.100 because the chicken
that burnt my mouth 186 00:10:44.100 --> 00:10:46.000 could maybe use
a little bit of lemon
on top of it. 187 00:10:46.100 --> 00:10:50.600 Guess what? Now we've made
a better meal versus something
visually nice to look at. 188 00:10:52.400 --> 00:10:54.700 What are you do...
What's happening here?
What are you doing? 189 00:10:54.800 --> 00:10:57.300 What are you doing?
(STAMMERING) Oh, I had
such a long day on the bus. 190 00:10:57.400 --> 00:10:59.600 I need a little bit
of down time.
My feet are killing me. 191 00:10:59.700 --> 00:11:01.600 Gary, come on,
my feet are killing me, too.
I'm exhausted. 192 00:11:01.700 --> 00:11:03.600 I worked all day.
Went to the market. 193 00:11:03.700 --> 00:11:07.100 I cleaned this entire condo
and then I've been cooking
for the last three hours. 194 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:09.300 Come on. Help set the table. 195 00:11:09.900 --> 00:11:11.000 GARY: Sweetheart.
What? 196 00:11:11.100 --> 00:11:14.300 You've done such a great job
already. Don't you want
to finish it yourself 197 00:11:14.400 --> 00:11:16.900 and have that personal power
of that accomplishment? 198 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:18.800 Set the table.
Listen to me. 199 00:11:18.900 --> 00:11:22.100 Do you think that
when Michelangelo, right, 200 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:24.700 was painting
the Sixteenth Chapel,
that he said, 201 00:11:24.800 --> 00:11:27.500 "Hey, guys, you know,
I did pretty good
on the first 15 chapels, 202 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:29.700 "but why don't you help me
design this one? 203 00:11:29.800 --> 00:11:31.900 "And maybe
you could help me...
Give me a brush 204 00:11:31.900 --> 00:11:35.100 "and you guys can
grab brushes, and we can all
make a great chapel." Uh-uh. 205 00:11:35.100 --> 00:11:38.300 No, he didn't.
And you wanna know
what the results were? 206 00:11:38.400 --> 00:11:39.800 A masterpiece. 207 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:45.600 Okay. It's the Sistine Chapel,
not the Sixteenth, 208 00:11:45.700 --> 00:11:50.300 and I bet when Michelangelo
asked for 12 brushes,
they didn't bring him three. 209 00:11:50.400 --> 00:11:52.900 Yeah. Okay, all the talking
is really starting
to drain me, 210 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:56.200 and now I'm gonna have to
watch the highlights later
to see what I missed here. 211 00:11:56.200 --> 00:11:57.600 Honey, look, Gary, just...
Down time's important. 212 00:11:57.700 --> 00:11:59.600 Gary, please just
take a shower, okay?
Down time's important. 213 00:11:59.700 --> 00:12:00.900 'Cause this is what
I don't want to have happen. 214 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:04.200 I don't want the doorbell
to ring. I'm then forced
to answer the door, 215 00:12:04.300 --> 00:12:06.200 entertain people,
and I'm still cooking dinner. 216 00:12:06.300 --> 00:12:07.400 Yeah.
Okay? 217 00:12:07.500 --> 00:12:11.400 You're absolutely right.
Let's do that. The second
that this inning's over... 218 00:12:11.500 --> 00:12:13.000 Gary.
There's one out all ready. 219 00:12:13.100 --> 00:12:14.400 They're gonna be here
in 20 minutes. 220 00:12:14.500 --> 00:12:17.000 Baby, have you ever seen
a shower of mine take
more than four minutes? 221 00:12:17.100 --> 00:12:18.100 Yes, I have. Come on. 222 00:12:18.200 --> 00:12:20.000 (DOORBELL RINGING)
Oh, great! 223 00:12:20.500 --> 00:12:22.800 They're here. Okay.
Table's not set.
Dinner's not ready. 224 00:12:22.900 --> 00:12:24.200 Would you please
just let my parents in? 225 00:12:24.300 --> 00:12:25.800 I gotta jump in the shower.
What? 226 00:12:25.900 --> 00:12:27.400 (DOORBELL RINGING)
I gotta go. 227 00:12:27.400 --> 00:12:29.100 Gary. Gary. 228 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:32.600 (DOORBELL RINGING) 229 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:37.800 GARY: Well, seeing how
our families haven't
had many opportunities 230 00:12:37.900 --> 00:12:42.400 to get to know one another,
we figured, what better way
than to break some bread? 231 00:12:42.500 --> 00:12:45.800 So, everyone,
thank you for coming
and enjoy the meal. 232 00:12:45.900 --> 00:12:48.300 ALL: Cheers.
Cheers, honey. 233 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:51.200 Mrs. Grobowski.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you. 234 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:54.300 DENNIS: Cheer with the sons.
GARY: Sweetheart,
cheers to you. 235 00:12:54.400 --> 00:12:58.200 Darling, I see that you put
those Feng Shui books 236 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:00.400 that I sent to you
to good use. 237 00:13:00.500 --> 00:13:03.000 This place is
so well balanced.
Thanks, Mom. 238 00:13:03.100 --> 00:13:05.100 Yeah, the energy in this place
is just amazing. 239 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:06.200 WENDY: Yes. 240 00:13:06.300 --> 00:13:09.000 Well, the energy in the condo
might be a little more amazing 241 00:13:09.100 --> 00:13:10.900 if we had a pool table. 242 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:15.500 Gary, we've already
discussed that. 243 00:13:15.900 --> 00:13:18.300 We're gonna get a pool table
when we get a bigger place. 244 00:13:18.400 --> 00:13:20.600 The place is plenty big now,
if you wanted a pool table
because... 245 00:13:20.700 --> 00:13:22.500 Gary.
Yeah. You could take
the dining room table, 246 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:23.800 go ahead and move her
in the living room. 247 00:13:23.900 --> 00:13:25.000 BROOKE: Really?
GARY: Plenty of room. 248 00:13:25.100 --> 00:13:27.900 And put a dining room table
in the living room? Okay. 249 00:13:27.900 --> 00:13:30.900 How do you...
I mean, what do you do
with a dining room table? 250 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:32.900 Eat on it.
We'd have no furniture
in the living... 251 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:34.600 Where's the furniture go?
All I'm saying is, 252 00:13:34.600 --> 00:13:36.100 it would be nice
to be able to shoot some pool. 253 00:13:36.200 --> 00:13:38.300 Well, this isn't a dorm.
Look, baby,
I completely understand. 254 00:13:38.300 --> 00:13:39.800 There's halls and stuff.
I mean, you can go... 255 00:13:39.900 --> 00:13:42.500 We will wait
and get a pool table
when we have a bigger place. 256 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:44.000 Thank you. 257 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:51.500 The food is outstanding.
It is delicious food. 258 00:13:51.600 --> 00:13:52.600 DENNIS: It's outstanding. 259 00:13:52.700 --> 00:13:54.600 LUPUS:
Yeah, it really is nice.
Okay, everybody. 260 00:13:54.700 --> 00:13:57.700 Time for the joke of the day.
Knock, knock.
Dad. Dad, come on. 261 00:13:57.800 --> 00:13:59.100 Who's there?
Norma Lee. 262 00:13:59.100 --> 00:14:00.300 Norma Lee, who? 263 00:14:00.400 --> 00:14:02.900 Normally, I don't go around
knocking on doors, 264 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:06.700 but would you like to buy
an encyclopedia?
LUPUS: I got a joke.
I got a joke. 265 00:14:06.800 --> 00:14:09.000 (ALL CHUCKLING)
How's it going?
I got a joke for you. 266 00:14:09.100 --> 00:14:12.800 What do you get when you cross
a gay Eskimo and a black guy? 267 00:14:13.600 --> 00:14:16.400 All right, look,
I think we've had enough
with the jokes for tonight. 268 00:14:16.500 --> 00:14:18.800 Thank you, though.
Let's just talk
with each other. 269 00:14:18.900 --> 00:14:19.900 All right. 270 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:22.700 I saw that Three Brothers
article in the Trib this week. 271 00:14:22.800 --> 00:14:25.300 Sounds like you guys are up
to some pretty exciting stuff. 272 00:14:25.400 --> 00:14:30.300 Basically, our big goal is to
try to take Chicago tourism
by air, land and sea. 273 00:14:30.400 --> 00:14:33.800 We're still in the ground
phase with the buses. 274 00:14:39.100 --> 00:14:42.000 But as soon as we get
our infantry established, 275 00:14:42.100 --> 00:14:45.500 then we'll take it
to the squids.
Yeah. 276 00:14:47.900 --> 00:14:50.100 Boats. Boats.
Oh, boats. 277 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:53.300 As soon as we control
the waterway, then we'll
bring in air supports 278 00:14:53.400 --> 00:14:56.200 and then we'll pretty much
control everything. 279 00:14:57.600 --> 00:14:59.200 You know, Dennis, 280 00:14:59.400 --> 00:15:03.100 the way your face lights up
when you describe
your ambitions, 281 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:05.100 it's really inspiring. 282 00:15:05.500 --> 00:15:09.200 Oh, thanks.
Because I understand 283 00:15:09.300 --> 00:15:12.100 how you feel that passion. 284 00:15:12.500 --> 00:15:15.900 RICHARD: And sharing it
with other people, I think
that's what life's about. 285 00:15:15.900 --> 00:15:19.200 I don't feel that about
boats and squibs... Squids? 286 00:15:19.200 --> 00:15:20.400 ALL: Squids.
Sorry. 287 00:15:20.500 --> 00:15:23.900 CAROL: Yeah.
But I do feel it
about singing. 288 00:15:27.100 --> 00:15:30.800 With my a cappella group,
The Tone Rangers. 289 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:36.200 Although it's not
as aggressive as your dream, 290 00:15:36.300 --> 00:15:40.200 it's really
more of a brotherhood.
It's like a musical team. 291 00:15:41.000 --> 00:15:44.200 It's like a symphony of guys.
Guy symphony. 292 00:15:44.700 --> 00:15:48.000 And it's very hard
to describe the true magic 293 00:15:48.400 --> 00:15:52.300 of a group of guys
singing in perfect harmony. 294 00:15:52.800 --> 00:15:54.400 It's transcendent. 295 00:15:54.800 --> 00:15:56.900 But it's still very real. 296 00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:02.000 I guess the best way
to put it in words is just... 297 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:04.100 (SINGING SINGLE NOTE) 298 00:16:17.700 --> 00:16:19.400 Even that doesn't do it. 299 00:16:19.500 --> 00:16:22.700 That doesn't do it
because that's just
one person. 300 00:16:22.800 --> 00:16:26.000 And what I'm talking about is
the pulse of the collective. 301 00:16:26.400 --> 00:16:28.300 Oh, heck. Let me just
show you how it's done. 302 00:16:28.300 --> 00:16:29.900 Dad, how about
a little percussion? 303 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:32.300 RICHARD: Tap-tap-tappy.
Tap-tap-tappy. 304 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:34.500 And, Mom, high-hat. 305 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:36.300 (HISSING) 306 00:16:36.400 --> 00:16:39.200 RICHARD: Good, Mom.
Excellent. And Gary! 307 00:16:39.300 --> 00:16:43.000 (RHYTHMICALLY)
On the kick drum! Come, come!
On the kick drum! Come, come! 308 00:16:43.100 --> 00:16:46.000 That's Gary! Come, come
with the kick drum. Come! 309 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:49.800 Come, come with the kick drum.
Gary, on the kick drum.
Come, come. 310 00:16:49.800 --> 00:16:53.700 That's Gary on the kick drum.
Go! And Gary. In the house. 311 00:16:53.800 --> 00:16:54.900 Come, come.
I'm not with you. 312 00:16:54.900 --> 00:16:57.300 Come, come.
With the kick drum.
Come, come. 313 00:16:57.300 --> 00:16:59.000 I'm just not really
the kick drum kind of guy. 314 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:02.500 I'd rather be just a listener
and enjoy all the banging
that he's doing and the... 315 00:17:02.600 --> 00:17:05.900 You know, Gary,
that's your prerogative.
That's your right, to listen. 316 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:08.400 Meantime, I've gotta talk
to Brooke about something. 317 00:17:08.400 --> 00:17:10.100 It's called the bass line.
Excuse me.
Okay. 318 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:12.200 (PITCH PIPE PLAYING) 319 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:14.700 (HUMMING RHYTHMICALLY) 320 00:17:18.100 --> 00:17:19.800 (SCATTING) 321 00:17:21.700 --> 00:17:23.000 (HISSING) 322 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:24.300 Good, Carol. 323 00:17:25.100 --> 00:17:26.400 Good, Brooke. 324 00:17:27.100 --> 00:17:28.700 (ALL SINGING) 325 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:30.900 RICHARD: Yes, Dennis. 326 00:17:32.600 --> 00:17:34.500 (WHISPERING) Be nice.
RICHARD: Totally awesome. 327 00:17:34.500 --> 00:17:37.900 (MIMICKING METALLIC CLANGING) 328 00:17:38.100 --> 00:17:39.800 Move yourself 329 00:17:39.900 --> 00:17:41.800 You always live your life 330 00:17:41.900 --> 00:17:45.200 Never thinking of the future 331 00:17:45.300 --> 00:17:47.100 Prove yourself 332 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:48.900 You are the move you make 333 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:52.200 Take your chances
win or loser 334 00:17:52.300 --> 00:17:54.300 See yourself 335 00:17:54.600 --> 00:17:56.400 You're every step you take 336 00:17:56.400 --> 00:17:59.500 You and you
and that's the only way 337 00:17:59.600 --> 00:18:00.600 Shake
WENDY: Shake! 338 00:18:00.700 --> 00:18:01.700 Shake yourself 339 00:18:01.800 --> 00:18:03.400 You're every move you make 340 00:18:03.500 --> 00:18:07.200 So the story goes 341 00:18:07.300 --> 00:18:08.600 CAROL: Thank you so much. 342 00:18:08.600 --> 00:18:10.200 BROOKE: Okay, bye.
WENDY: Thank you so much. 343 00:18:10.300 --> 00:18:11.900 CAROL: It was great
to see you.
Okay. Come on. 344 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:13.300 Have a good night.
It was really nice, Gary. 345 00:18:13.400 --> 00:18:15.400 Nice to see you. You, too.
Good to see you guys. 346 00:18:15.500 --> 00:18:16.800 Thanks, Brookie.
Oh, honey.
Thank you, sweetie. 347 00:18:16.900 --> 00:18:19.500 You're still
my favorite singer.
Stop it. 348 00:18:19.600 --> 00:18:23.600 Love you, sis.
And I'd love for you
to come to a live performance 349 00:18:23.700 --> 00:18:27.000 of The Tone Rangers
singing live. That's
something you'd really enjoy. 350 00:18:27.100 --> 00:18:28.100 It was good seeing you.
Okay. 351 00:18:28.200 --> 00:18:29.200 Thank you.
All right. 352 00:18:29.300 --> 00:18:31.500 Bye, darling.
Thank you for such a...
Okay. Okay, Mom. 353 00:18:31.600 --> 00:18:33.600 We'll see you soon.
Bye, dear. Thanks, darling. 354 00:18:33.700 --> 00:18:35.000 See you later.
Okay, buddy. 355 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:37.300 Oh, now, are you sure
that we can't help you
clean up? 356 00:18:37.300 --> 00:18:39.400 No, no. I think we're
gonna be great. We'II...
Yes? 357 00:18:39.400 --> 00:18:41.000 So nice of you to offer,
but we got it. Thank you. 358 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:42.800 Oh, it was such fun.
Great. 359 00:18:42.800 --> 00:18:44.100 I love you.
Great to see you. 360 00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:45.600 Good night, sweetie.
Thank you so much. 361 00:18:45.600 --> 00:18:46.300 I appreciate it.
Thank you so much. 362 00:18:47.200 --> 00:18:48.500 All right, guys.
WENDY: Bye-bye. 363 00:18:48.500 --> 00:18:49.800 Bye-bye.
Thanks for coming. 364 00:18:49.900 --> 00:18:51.500 Love you, too. 365 00:18:57.900 --> 00:18:59.400 MAN ON TV: Are you blind? 366 00:18:59.500 --> 00:19:01.300 (HORN TOOTING) 367 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:04.600 Oh, no, no! My demos! 368 00:19:05.100 --> 00:19:06.600 (MAN ON TV SCREAMING) 369 00:19:08.600 --> 00:19:11.100 Well, I'm gonna
go do the dishes.
Cool. 370 00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:14.900 It'd be nice if you helped me.
Damn it. 371 00:19:14.900 --> 00:19:16.000 MAN: Way to go! 372 00:19:16.100 --> 00:19:18.500 No problem. I'll get them
a little bit later. 373 00:19:18.500 --> 00:19:20.500 I'm just gonna
hit the streets here
for a little bit. 374 00:19:20.600 --> 00:19:21.800 Gary, come on,
I don't want to do them later. 375 00:19:21.800 --> 00:19:23.600 Let's just do them now.
It'll take 15 minutes. 376 00:19:23.700 --> 00:19:26.700 Honey, I am so exhausted.
I just honestly want
to relax for a little bit. 377 00:19:26.800 --> 00:19:30.500 If I could just sit here,
let my food digest, 378 00:19:30.700 --> 00:19:33.600 and just try to enjoy
the quiet for a little bit. 379 00:19:33.700 --> 00:19:36.300 Get some! Get some! Get some!
That's what happens. 380 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:38.700 And we will...
You know, we can clean
the dishes tomorrow. 381 00:19:38.800 --> 00:19:41.200 Gary, you know I don't like
waking up to a dirty kitchen. 382 00:19:41.300 --> 00:19:43.700 Who cares?
I care! All right? I care! 383 00:19:44.100 --> 00:19:47.800 I busted my ass all day
cleaning this house
and then cooking that meal. 384 00:19:47.800 --> 00:19:50.200 And I worked today.
It would be nice
if you said thank you 385 00:19:50.300 --> 00:19:52.200 and helped me with the dishes. 386 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:57.200 Fine. I'll help you
do the damn dishes.
Oh, come on. You know what? 387 00:19:57.300 --> 00:19:58.800 No. See?
That's not what I want. 388 00:19:58.900 --> 00:20:01.000 You just said that you want me
to help you do the dishes. 389 00:20:01.100 --> 00:20:05.300 I want you to want
to do the dishes.
Why would I want to do dishes? 390 00:20:05.700 --> 00:20:08.100 Why?
See, that's my whole point. 391 00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:12.100 Let me see if I'm
following this, okay? Are you
telling me that you're upset 392 00:20:12.100 --> 00:20:14.200 because I don't have
a strong desire
to clean dishes? 393 00:20:14.200 --> 00:20:17.900 No. I'm upset because
you don't have a strong desire
to offer to do the dishes. 394 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:20.300 I just did.
After I asked you! 395 00:20:20.400 --> 00:20:24.200 Jesus, Brooke,
you're acting crazy again.
Don't you call me crazy.
I am not crazy. 396 00:20:24.300 --> 00:20:25.600 I didn't call you crazy.
You just did. 397 00:20:25.700 --> 00:20:26.800 I didn't call you...
No, I didn't. 398 00:20:26.900 --> 00:20:28.800 I said you're acting crazy.
You know what, Gary? 399 00:20:28.900 --> 00:20:31.200 I asked you to do
one thing today,
one very simple thing, 400 00:20:31.300 --> 00:20:33.400 to bring me 12 lemons
and you brought me three. 401 00:20:33.500 --> 00:20:36.600 God damn it. If I knew
that it was gonna be
this much trouble, 402 00:20:36.700 --> 00:20:39.200 I would have brought home
24 lemons. Even 100 lemons. 403 00:20:39.300 --> 00:20:41.800 You know what I wish?
I wish everyone that was
at that goddamn table 404 00:20:41.800 --> 00:20:43.300 had their own little private
bag of lemons. 405 00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:44.600 Honest to God!
Gary, it's not
about the lemons. 406 00:20:44.700 --> 00:20:45.900 Well, that's all
you're talking about. 407 00:20:45.900 --> 00:20:48.400 I'm just saying
it'd be nice if you did
things that I asked. 408 00:20:48.500 --> 00:20:52.200 It would be even nicer
if you did things without
me having to ask you! 409 00:20:54.300 --> 00:20:57.400 Well, I do seem to remember
doing something for you
this morning 410 00:20:57.500 --> 00:20:58.800 without you asking. 411 00:20:58.900 --> 00:21:01.300 Gary, come on.
What? I'm serious. Come here. 412 00:21:01.300 --> 00:21:03.300 You know what? I'm serious.
I really am.
I am, too. 413 00:21:03.300 --> 00:21:06.500 Come on.
You knew I was working today
and I made that meal. 414 00:21:06.600 --> 00:21:10.100 And you could have thought
to yourself, you know,
you could have said, 415 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:13.100 "Yeah, I think I'm gonna
get Brooke some flowers." 416 00:21:13.300 --> 00:21:16.500 You said
on our very first date
that you don't like flowers, 417 00:21:16.600 --> 00:21:18.500 that they're a waste of money. 418 00:21:18.800 --> 00:21:20.000 Every girl likes flowers,
Gary. 419 00:21:20.100 --> 00:21:21.300 You said that you
don't like flowers. 420 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:23.600 I'm supposed
to take that to mean
that you do like flowers? 421 00:21:23.700 --> 00:21:26.400 No. This is not about...
You're not...
God, you're not getting it. 422 00:21:26.500 --> 00:21:28.900 You're not getting this,
Gary, okay?
It's not about the lemons. 423 00:21:28.900 --> 00:21:31.300 It's not about the flowers.
It's not about the dishes. 424 00:21:31.400 --> 00:21:34.800 It's just about...
How many times do I have to
drop hints about the ballet? 425 00:21:34.800 --> 00:21:37.100 You know I can't stand...
Brooke, come here. 426 00:21:37.200 --> 00:21:40.500 We've talked about
the damn ballet.
I hate the goddamn ballet! 427 00:21:40.600 --> 00:21:43.300 You got a bunch of dudes
in tights flopping around
for three hours. 428 00:21:43.400 --> 00:21:45.300 It's like a medieval
techno show. It's a nightmare. 429 00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:47.000 I sit there in a sweat.
The whole thing, I do, 430 00:21:47.100 --> 00:21:49.200 wondering when the hell's
the goddamn nightmare
gonna end. 431 00:21:49.300 --> 00:21:51.900 Go to a damn ballet.
It's not about you
loving the ballet, Gary. 432 00:21:51.900 --> 00:21:54.100 It's about the
person that you love
loves the ballet 433 00:21:54.200 --> 00:21:56.200 and you wanting to spend time
with that person. 434 00:21:56.300 --> 00:21:57.400 Not when they're
at the ballet. 435 00:21:57.400 --> 00:21:59.500 Okay. Forget the ballet!
Forget the ballet!
I will. 436 00:21:59.500 --> 00:22:01.800 We don't go anywhere together. 437 00:22:02.700 --> 00:22:06.000 We just went
to Ann Arbor together.
To Ann Arbor. 438 00:22:06.200 --> 00:22:08.200 To the
Michigan-Notre Dame game. 439 00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:13.700 You think screaming,
drunk kids and leprechauns
doing backflips, that's fun. 440 00:22:13.700 --> 00:22:16.800 That's fun for me.
Come on, man.
I did that for you. 441 00:22:16.900 --> 00:22:18.300 What do you...
How do you show up for me? 442 00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:21.000 I'm up on the bus
every goddamn day for you! 443 00:22:21.100 --> 00:22:22.700 Come on. You...
I'm busting my ass 444 00:22:22.800 --> 00:22:24.800 to be the best tour guide
in the damn city, 445 00:22:24.800 --> 00:22:26.900 so I can make enough money
to support both of us 446 00:22:27.000 --> 00:22:28.700 and hopefully you won't
have to work one day. 447 00:22:28.800 --> 00:22:30.900 I want to work.
All I ask, Brooke, 448 00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:33.100 is that you show a little bit
of appreciation. 449 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:35.800 That I just get 20 minutes
to relax when I come home, 450 00:22:35.900 --> 00:22:39.500 instead of being attacked
with questions and nagged
the whole damn time. 451 00:22:39.600 --> 00:22:42.400 You think that I nag you?
That's all you do! 452 00:22:42.500 --> 00:22:43.900 All you do is nag me! 453 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:46.100 "The bathroom's a mess."
"Your belt doesn't match." 454 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:48.200 "Hey, Gary, you should
probably go work out." 455 00:22:48.300 --> 00:22:50.300 Nothing I ever do
is ever good enough! 456 00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:53.400 I just want to be left
the hell alone! 457 00:23:00.600 --> 00:23:02.800 Really? Is that
what you want, Gary? 458 00:23:02.800 --> 00:23:04.200 Is that what you want?
Yeah. 459 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:05.300 That's what you want?
Yeah. 460 00:23:05.300 --> 00:23:07.200 Fine. Great.
Do whatever the hell you want. 461 00:23:07.300 --> 00:23:10.500 You leave your socks
all over this house,
dress like a pig, 462 00:23:10.700 --> 00:23:14.100 play your stupid-ass
video game.
I don't care, I'm done. 463 00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:16.700 What?
I'm done!
I don't deserve this. 464 00:23:16.700 --> 00:23:20.600 I really do not deserve this.
I deserve somebody
who gives a shit. 465 00:23:20.700 --> 00:23:25.400 I'm not spending one more
second of this life
with some inconsiderate prick! 466 00:23:25.700 --> 00:23:27.200 You're a prick! 467 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:31.300 (DOOR SLAMMING) 468 00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:31.700 (DOOR SHUTS) 469 00:24:48.300 --> 00:24:51.700 Addie, it just became
so clear tonight 470 00:24:51.700 --> 00:24:53.800 how much he takes me
for granted. 471 00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:56.500 What happened?
BROOKE:
Just the same old shit. 472 00:24:56.500 --> 00:24:58.700 I asked him to do one thing
and he didn't do it. 473 00:24:58.800 --> 00:25:01.900 Then he complained
that he had to do anything, 474 00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:04.600 and I just felt like
I had no choice. 475 00:25:04.700 --> 00:25:06.200 No, sweetie,
you did have a choice, okay? 476 00:25:06.300 --> 00:25:09.500 And it sounds like you
made the right one.
You respected yourself. 477 00:25:09.500 --> 00:25:13.000 But it's just not what I want.
I don't want to break up
with him. 478 00:25:13.100 --> 00:25:17.100 I don't. I just want him
to say thank you. I want him
to want to do the dishes. 479 00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:20.000 I just want him to want
to take me to the ballet. 480 00:25:20.200 --> 00:25:23.500 I want him to get me
12 lemons! You know... 481 00:25:25.100 --> 00:25:30.100 I just want him to care
enough about this relationship
to want to work on it. 482 00:25:30.600 --> 00:25:32.200 Okay, you know what?
I'm putting on my shoes 483 00:25:32.300 --> 00:25:34.800 and I'm gonna be there
in 15 minutes.
No, Ad. Don't. 484 00:25:34.900 --> 00:25:37.300 Please, I really don't
want to see anybody.
I really don't. 485 00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:38.800 But, look, I'm worried
about you, okay? 486 00:25:38.800 --> 00:25:41.000 And I can hear you in there
banging around your dishes. 487 00:25:41.100 --> 00:25:43.900 And I don't want you
getting out your Clorox
and your rubber gloves, 488 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:46.900 and taking this out
on the kitchen.
Look, look, look. 489 00:25:47.800 --> 00:25:52.500 Okay. Tonight just...
It just got a little
out of hand, 490 00:25:53.800 --> 00:25:57.800 and hopefully
he's just gonna realize 491 00:25:57.800 --> 00:26:01.300 that he's got some changes
to make and he's gonna... 492 00:26:02.500 --> 00:26:06.100 He's gonna come home
and apologize. 493 00:26:07.500 --> 00:26:10.300 Okay?
That's what's gonna happen. 494 00:26:11.300 --> 00:26:14.500 GARY: I feel like, I don't...
You know, like, you dress
however you want to dress. 495 00:26:14.600 --> 00:26:15.900 You know,
do whatever you want to do. 496 00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:17.000 I'm done with
the relationship.
Whatever. 497 00:26:17.100 --> 00:26:19.300 So, it's just kind of,
"You're done
with the relationship?" 498 00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:20.800 Well, you're obviously
hurt about it. 499 00:26:20.900 --> 00:26:22.400 She got to you. You're hurt.
I'm not. 500 00:26:22.400 --> 00:26:24.000 It's nothing to be ashamed of.
She hurt you. 501 00:26:24.100 --> 00:26:25.200 Will you look at me?
I'm not heartbroken. 502 00:26:25.300 --> 00:26:26.600 I'm a little shocked.
I'm a little surprised. 503 00:26:26.700 --> 00:26:29.500 Gary, you're devastated.
Now, what's the name
of the guy she's doing? 504 00:26:29.600 --> 00:26:31.300 I'm gonna solve your problem.
What's his name? 505 00:26:31.400 --> 00:26:33.500 What are you talking about?
Have you checked her e-mail? 506 00:26:33.600 --> 00:26:34.600 I don't check e-mails.
I don't... 507 00:26:34.700 --> 00:26:36.400 You can get a program
that records keystrokes. 508 00:26:36.400 --> 00:26:39.000 It costs, like, 20 bucks.
Very easy to use. Okay? 509 00:26:39.000 --> 00:26:42.500 You get a password, you check
her e-mail. You find out
everything about her. 510 00:26:42.600 --> 00:26:43.900 That's how I found out
about the Puerto Rican 511 00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:45.500 that Stacy was
running around with.
Okay. 512 00:26:45.600 --> 00:26:47.600 You are reading
a little too much
into this situation. 513 00:26:47.700 --> 00:26:49.400 There is no one she's
running around with, okay? 514 00:26:49.400 --> 00:26:50.800 We had a fight
over the groceries
I brought home. 515 00:26:50.900 --> 00:26:52.900 You're probably right.
She's probably not
sleeping with anybody. 516 00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:54.300 No. Not what it's about.
Okay. 517 00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:55.900 Maybe she's with
another guy, maybe not.
She's not. 518 00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:58.400 I don't know.
I'm not Columbo. Okay? 519 00:26:58.500 --> 00:27:02.200 But what we do know
is that she doesn't want
to be with you anymore. 520 00:27:04.900 --> 00:27:08.300 I mean, I hate to be shitty
about it, and so cut and dry,
but let's face it. 521 00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:11.400 She says she doesn't
want to be with you,
and I believe her. 522 00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:13.500 Now, we gotta figure it out.
And you're gonna
need a place to go 523 00:27:13.600 --> 00:27:15.800 and lick your wounds
while you get your head
right over this thing. 524 00:27:15.900 --> 00:27:17.000 I don't need a place to go
and lick my wounds. 525 00:27:17.100 --> 00:27:18.100 You're gonna stay with me. 526 00:27:18.200 --> 00:27:19.500 I'm not gonna hear it.
Look it... 527 00:27:19.600 --> 00:27:21.600 I'm not moving
out of the place.
Oh, you're not moving out. 528 00:27:21.700 --> 00:27:23.600 No. I put money in the place.
I put half my money
in the place. 529 00:27:23.700 --> 00:27:26.000 You're obviously not
the one calling the shots
in this case. 530 00:27:26.100 --> 00:27:28.100 Yeah, but I own the place. 531 00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:29.300 With her.
Yeah. 532 00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:31.200 But it's not up to her
who gets to keep
the goddamn place. 533 00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:33.400 If you find out
who she's sleeping with,
maybe we could leverage it. 534 00:27:33.500 --> 00:27:35.100 I want you to listen to me.
You listen to me. 535 00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:36.500 I'm gonna leave you a key.
I don't need a key. 536 00:27:36.600 --> 00:27:37.800 Why?
'Cause she's gonna put... 537 00:27:37.900 --> 00:27:39.300 She's gonna move out
of the place, Johnny. 538 00:27:39.400 --> 00:27:41.900 Did she say
she was moving out?
She will.
She's gonna move out. 539 00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:43.600 Oh, she's...
I'm gonna keep the place. 540 00:27:43.700 --> 00:27:45.200 I'm not moving
out of the place. 541 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:46.800 I'll leave you a key. 542 00:27:57.100 --> 00:27:58.600 (DOOR OPENING) 543 00:28:00.900 --> 00:28:02.200 (DOOR SHUTTING) 544 00:29:10.500 --> 00:29:12.600 (TOOL WHIRRING) 545 00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:18.200 Hey, how's it going?
LUPUS: I almost got it. 546 00:29:18.300 --> 00:29:20.200 Yeah.
You know, I was thinking. 547 00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:21.600 You know what you should do, 548 00:29:21.700 --> 00:29:23.500 is you should find somebody
who looks like Brooke, 549 00:29:23.600 --> 00:29:26.000 but even hotter and, you know,
bang the shit out of her. 550 00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:28.700 What the hell's
wrong with you?
What? 551 00:29:29.800 --> 00:29:31.400 Logs.
Just fix the damn engine. 552 00:29:31.500 --> 00:29:34.000 I am fixing
the goddamn engine.
I need your tour logs. 553 00:29:34.100 --> 00:29:35.800 I'm off the clock, okay? 554 00:29:35.900 --> 00:29:40.200 Well, I cannot
file the quarterlies
until I have your log. 555 00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:42.300 I'm going through
a little bit of a
life change here, Dennis. 556 00:29:42.300 --> 00:29:46.200 I would really appreciate
a little bit of sensitivity,
please. 557 00:29:50.500 --> 00:29:53.300 CHRISTOPHER: I know they're
both French, but that has
nothing to do with it. 558 00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:57.300 Because Manet was earlier
and... No. Monet and Manet
are very different things. 559 00:29:57.300 --> 00:29:58.600 I'm sorry, I beg to differ. 560 00:29:58.700 --> 00:30:01.100 Excuse me, sir, can I have her
call you back personally? 561 00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:03.700 Yes. Okay, thank you.
Sorry. Brooke? 562 00:30:05.700 --> 00:30:08.100 I am so sorry.
What? 563 00:30:08.900 --> 00:30:10.000 Come here. 564 00:30:10.900 --> 00:30:13.900 Oh, honey, your mom called
and told me everything. 565 00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:15.300 Oh, Jesus. 566 00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:20.200 Good morning, Marilyn. 567 00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:23.900 Morning.
I'll go water the plants. 568 00:30:25.300 --> 00:30:28.300 I understand
you had a long night.
Tell me everything. 569 00:30:28.300 --> 00:30:29.800 BROOKE: "Everything."
I couldn't possibly... 570 00:30:29.800 --> 00:30:31.500 Then don't.
My time is pressing. 571 00:30:31.600 --> 00:30:33.900 What I want is for you
to take the rest
of the day off. 572 00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:36.100 Oh, no.
No, that's not necessary. 573 00:30:38.100 --> 00:30:39.500 Who am I? 574 00:30:40.300 --> 00:30:42.600 Marilyn Dean.
And where are we? 575 00:30:44.300 --> 00:30:48.200 The Marilyn Dean Gallery.
And of whom is that portrait? 576 00:30:53.300 --> 00:30:56.900 That is Marilyn Dean.
Yeah. 577 00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:02.300 You know, your personal life
is your personal life. 578 00:31:02.900 --> 00:31:05.600 But you look like shit.
And when you look like shit, 579 00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:09.000 Marilyn Dean looks like shit,
and now it is my business. 580 00:31:09.100 --> 00:31:13.100 And when it comes to my
business, I don't like
anything that's distracting. 581 00:31:13.600 --> 00:31:17.300 So, I want you to take
the rest of the day off
to be sad 582 00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:22.000 and then come back
to work tomorrow ready
to take care of business. 583 00:31:22.500 --> 00:31:23.700 Got it? 584 00:31:26.500 --> 00:31:28.000 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 585 00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.500 (ROCK MUSIC BLARING) 586 00:31:47.500 --> 00:31:50.200 (POOL BALLS CLACKING) 587 00:31:56.900 --> 00:31:58.800 Oh, hey, Brooke. How are you? 588 00:31:59.600 --> 00:32:01.600 What the hell are you doing? 589 00:32:01.700 --> 00:32:05.600 Well, my whole life,
I always wanted my own place
with my own pool table. 590 00:32:05.600 --> 00:32:07.100 I finally got my own place, 591 00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:10.600 but you would not allow me
to have a pool table. 592 00:32:11.200 --> 00:32:15.400 I just kind of figured
I'd rectify that today.
And it does feel good. 593 00:32:15.500 --> 00:32:19.300 I'm gonna go ahead
and put the four ball
in the corner pocket. 594 00:32:19.400 --> 00:32:20.600 Nice. 595 00:32:22.800 --> 00:32:26.000 I'm sorry, can I...
A little room for the
shooter, please? 596 00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:30.100 It's hard to shoot
with someone standing...
Thank you. 597 00:32:30.800 --> 00:32:32.400 (POOL BALLS CLACKING) 598 00:32:36.800 --> 00:32:38.100 Wow. 599 00:32:39.100 --> 00:32:43.700 Well, I guess he feels
threatened that you broke up
with him and he's acting out. 600 00:32:44.600 --> 00:32:48.100 Okay, look, Brooke,
men are like children.
You know? And they... 601 00:32:48.500 --> 00:32:52.200 (WHISPERING) Sweetie, it's a
figure of speech. It's Brooke.
And I love you so much. 602 00:32:52.300 --> 00:32:57.100 And you're my man
and you know that.
You're amazing. I love you. 603 00:32:57.500 --> 00:33:00.700 Listen, and they're gonna
test boundaries to see
what they can get away with. 604 00:33:00.800 --> 00:33:03.000 I think there's three things
that Gary needs to know. 605 00:33:03.100 --> 00:33:07.300 One, this type of behavior
is not unnoticed.
Two, it's not acceptable. 606 00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:11.600 And three, you know,
you're definitely not gonna
tolerate it. Right? 607 00:33:11.900 --> 00:33:13.100 Yes. 608 00:33:13.100 --> 00:33:16.400 And Brooke, remember,
we're always owning
our actions, right? 609 00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:19.100 And we're always
healthy with it, yes? 610 00:33:20.100 --> 00:33:21.400 Yes. 611 00:33:21.800 --> 00:33:24.000 I don't wanna finish the game.
I got showings, okay? 612 00:33:24.100 --> 00:33:26.200 I gotta buy the cookie spray.
I gotta clean up the dog. 613 00:33:26.300 --> 00:33:28.200 (YOU OUGHTA KNOW PLAYING) 614 00:33:28.300 --> 00:33:31.000 And now I'm really leaving
'cause I don't want
to hear that. Okay? 615 00:33:31.100 --> 00:33:33.900 Thank you for the pool.
Thank you for the snacks. 616 00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:45.100 I'm going to get a cab.
I'll split it with you. 617 00:33:56.400 --> 00:33:59.700 What are you, 12?
Brooke, that is not healthy. 618 00:33:59.800 --> 00:34:01.800 I'm trying to make a point.
And what is that point? 619 00:34:01.900 --> 00:34:04.400 My point's your point.
Your three points. 620 00:34:04.500 --> 00:34:08.700 That it's not unnoticed,
that it was not acceptable, 621 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:11.400 and that it would definitely
not be tolerated. 622 00:34:11.400 --> 00:34:13.200 Not exactly what I meant. 623 00:34:16.700 --> 00:34:18.200 Unbelievable. 624 00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:23.200 I knew it!
Hey, gang. 625 00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:26.300 Found my shirt on the floor.
Thanks for laying it out. 626 00:34:28.100 --> 00:34:32.500 Gary, are you here
for couples bowling?
Yeah. 627 00:34:33.300 --> 00:34:36.500 Well, don't you think
you and I should discuss
something first? 628 00:34:36.600 --> 00:34:39.000 Like what? How your
47 average is killing us? 629 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:41.600 Okay. Great. No. 630 00:34:41.700 --> 00:34:46.000 Gary, this is couples bowling.
And since you and I
are no longer a couple, 631 00:34:46.300 --> 00:34:48.000 because you have chosen 632 00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:51.900 not to participate
constructively
in our relationship, 633 00:34:52.100 --> 00:34:53.800 we're now singles. 634 00:34:53.900 --> 00:34:57.500 So, there's not room
for two singles on the team. 635 00:35:02.100 --> 00:35:04.000 Why do you look confused? 636 00:35:05.100 --> 00:35:09.400 I don't have any idea
what's happening.
I've come to play on the team. 637 00:35:09.600 --> 00:35:11.200 Look, Gary, I just don't think
it's a good idea 638 00:35:11.300 --> 00:35:14.100 for you and I to be around
each other any more
than we have to right now. 639 00:35:14.200 --> 00:35:16.300 I completely agree.
Maybe you should go
play some pinball. 640 00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:19.400 No, I think you should leave.
Okay. 641 00:35:20.700 --> 00:35:25.600 Brooke, when a man makes
a commitment to a team,
he honors that commitment. 642 00:35:26.400 --> 00:35:30.400 He doesn't let emotions
or personal issues
get in the way of victory. 643 00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:32.900 And I've made a commitment
to this team. 644 00:35:32.900 --> 00:35:36.600 They don't want you here
either, Gary.
Yeah. Sure, they don't. 645 00:35:36.700 --> 00:35:38.400 They don't.
They're my friends. 646 00:35:38.500 --> 00:35:42.200 But you're not
a strong bowler.
That's not the point. 647 00:35:42.300 --> 00:35:45.700 You know what? Let's just...
Why don't we let them decide? 648 00:35:45.700 --> 00:35:49.400 Gary, don't. No.
Don't involve them, okay?
That's unnecessary. 649 00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:51.200 What's wrong, Castro?
Castro? 650 00:35:51.300 --> 00:35:53.000 Well, Castro doesn't
let people vote as a team. 651 00:35:53.100 --> 00:35:55.200 Okay. Ask them.
Thank you. 652 00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:58.000 Okay, everyone.
Team vote here. 653 00:35:58.200 --> 00:36:01.500 By a show of hands,
just put it up when you
make a decision, 654 00:36:01.900 --> 00:36:05.700 who here agrees with Brooke
and thinks I should leave
the bowling team? 655 00:36:08.100 --> 00:36:09.300 Shocker. 656 00:36:27.600 --> 00:36:30.800 Band of Brothers.
You should rent it sometime. 657 00:36:33.300 --> 00:36:37.100 Good luck, everyone.
Riding Miss Gutter Ball
to the finals. 658 00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:41.600 Hey, Gary.
Yeah. 659 00:36:43.600 --> 00:36:46.500 I'm gonna need
your shirt back.
What? 660 00:36:47.100 --> 00:36:50.400 Well, we're gonna have to
replace you, and you know
we get docked 10 pins 661 00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:53.300 if everyone's not in matching
Pin Shakers uniforms. 662 00:36:54.200 --> 00:36:56.300 My shirt says "Gary" on it.
Granted. 663 00:36:56.300 --> 00:36:59.600 But actually,
we know a guy named Gary. 664 00:37:00.300 --> 00:37:04.000 And he's not as tall as you,
but he's a pretty good bowler. 665 00:37:13.300 --> 00:37:16.700 I'm gonna have to request
that I have my wrist guard
back then. 666 00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:19.900 I'm sorry. That's mine. 667 00:37:24.700 --> 00:37:27.200 Just give me
the goddamn wrist guard,
please. Thank you. 668 00:37:27.300 --> 00:37:29.300 I hope your wrist snaps. 669 00:37:35.300 --> 00:37:37.500 Wow. Okay? You see that?
You know what I mean? 670 00:37:37.500 --> 00:37:39.100 Yeah. That was awesome. 671 00:37:39.200 --> 00:37:41.800 You just had your
ex-boyfriend, who you wish
you were still dating, 672 00:37:41.900 --> 00:37:43.900 voted off the bowling team. 673 00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:46.300 Well, I had to do that
to get him right
where I want him. 674 00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:48.200 Where's that?
Shirtless in the parking lot? 675 00:37:48.200 --> 00:37:50.600 Addie,
you're not getting this. 676 00:37:50.900 --> 00:37:54.300 Gary loves this bowling team.
He's hurt right now. 677 00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:56.000 He's feeling pretty bad. 678 00:37:56.100 --> 00:37:58.800 He's gonna go out there
and he's gonna get drunk. 679 00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:01.400 He's gonna make
a complete fool of himself. 680 00:38:01.500 --> 00:38:04.000 And he will be sitting there
feeling pretty Ionely 681 00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:07.300 and pretty pathetic,
and then it's just
gonna hit him. 682 00:38:08.100 --> 00:38:09.900 What's gonna hit him? 683 00:38:10.300 --> 00:38:12.400 That not only is he
out a girlfriend, 684 00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.300 but his life is just
falling apart piece by piece 685 00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:17.200 and maybe that life
was pretty great. 686 00:38:17.300 --> 00:38:20.100 And maybe I was the glue
that was holding it all
together. 687 00:38:20.200 --> 00:38:21.700 And if he wants
that life back, 688 00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:24.500 he's gonna have no choice
but to change. 689 00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:27.200 (MUSIC PLAYING) 690 00:38:27.600 --> 00:38:29.700 How about this, huh?
I feel like
we just found hell. 691 00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:31.700 When did you start
coming to knobby joints
like this? 692 00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:33.900 I might be the greatest
you've ever seen, pal. 693 00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:36.400 I'm conquering new frontiers.
Hello, babe. 694 00:38:36.500 --> 00:38:39.000 Yeah, you've got to put up
with the bad music
and the $15 drinks, 695 00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:42.200 but this place is stacked
with top-shelf, young,
dumb ass. 696 00:38:42.200 --> 00:38:44.500 All you gotta do is just
separate the weaker ones
from the herd. 697 00:38:44.600 --> 00:38:45.800 Come on,
I'll get you into the VIP. 698 00:38:45.900 --> 00:38:47.600 Can I get a couple drinks
from you?
Okay, L.G. 699 00:38:47.700 --> 00:38:49.800 Lupus, I got to be totally...
I got to be honest with you. 700 00:38:49.900 --> 00:38:51.100 I'm not feeling it here. 701 00:38:51.100 --> 00:38:52.500 You're gonna like it in here.
You're gonna love it. 702 00:38:52.600 --> 00:38:54.700 I don't like it out here.
Look, listen to me,
will you, please? 703 00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:55.900 How you doing, Buzz? 704 00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.200 While you were
on the inside locked up
for the past two years, 705 00:38:58.300 --> 00:38:59.500 the game has changed. 706 00:38:59.600 --> 00:39:01.800 (WOMEN CHEERING) 707 00:39:03.700 --> 00:39:06.200 Do you remember
when you were an outdoor cat 708 00:39:06.500 --> 00:39:08.700 and you used to have to hunt
and kill for your food? 709 00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:10.200 Well, you've become
an indoor cat. 710 00:39:10.300 --> 00:39:11.900 You've been getting your milk
brought to you 711 00:39:11.900 --> 00:39:13.000 in a silver bowl,
and guess what? 712 00:39:13.100 --> 00:39:14.700 Now, you've been
tossed back outside 713 00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:18.000 and the alley has changed.
For example,
your MTV generation, 714 00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:21.000 your technology,
your text message,
your TiVo. You name it. 715 00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:23.200 People want their
information faster. 716 00:39:23.300 --> 00:39:26.300 People e-mail each other
because they want to
exchange information, Gar. 717 00:39:26.400 --> 00:39:29.000 They don't want to connect,
they want results. 718 00:39:29.600 --> 00:39:31.700 Okay.
You gotta get to
the message quicker. 719 00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:34.600 Now, I want you to watch.
It's real simple. Okay? 720 00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:38.300 How you doing, ladies? 721 00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:39.500 Now, here's what I'd like
to do to you. 722 00:39:39.500 --> 00:39:41.900 First, I'd like to
get you naked. 723 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:43.600 And then I'm gonna take
some Saran Wrap 724 00:39:43.700 --> 00:39:45.400 and I'm gonna wrap you
up in it, head to toe. 725 00:39:45.500 --> 00:39:46.600 Then I'm gonna
cut out two holes. 726 00:39:46.700 --> 00:39:48.500 One for your mouth,
so you can breathe,
obviously. 727 00:39:48.600 --> 00:39:49.700 And the other one...
Asshole. 728 00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:51.500 It could be a gorgeous
evening for us, babe. 729 00:39:51.500 --> 00:39:52.800 The pink is gorgeous.
Jesus, God. 730 00:39:52.900 --> 00:39:54.800 Come here.
Lupus, listen to me.
I want you to listen to me. 731 00:39:54.900 --> 00:39:56.200 There are our drinks.
You want your drink? 732 00:39:56.200 --> 00:39:58.400 No, I'm fine.
Thank you.
The L.G. thanks you. 733 00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:01.500 Will you listen to me,
please? You're my brother
and I love you very much, 734 00:40:01.500 --> 00:40:04.000 and maybe you do
get laid tonight,
but maybe you get arrested. 735 00:40:04.100 --> 00:40:06.200 Arrested for what, babe?
Being awesome? 736 00:40:06.300 --> 00:40:09.900 Come on, babe, listen.
You want to tell your jokes,
tell your jokes. 737 00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:13.800 But sooner or later
you're gonna get hungry
and you're gonna wanna eat. 738 00:40:14.100 --> 00:40:17.600 And jokes might
make you feel better,
but they don't get you fed. 739 00:40:19.700 --> 00:40:21.500 I'm gonna go take a lap. 740 00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:26.400 (DOOR OPENING) 741 00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:29.300 (DOOR SHUTTING) 742 00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:35.200 What are you doing?
I'm sketching. 743 00:40:35.700 --> 00:40:37.700 And where are you sketching? 744 00:40:38.100 --> 00:40:40.200 In the living room.
No, in my bedroom. 745 00:40:40.300 --> 00:40:41.800 And I didn't say anything
to you, Brooke, 746 00:40:41.900 --> 00:40:44.200 when you so arrogantly
claimed the bed
without asking me, 747 00:40:44.300 --> 00:40:47.700 but you can't just waltz
into my room and turn it
into a damn art fair. 748 00:40:47.700 --> 00:40:50.100 Gary, I've only taken up
a little bit of space, so... 749 00:40:50.100 --> 00:40:52.100 I don't care if you only
took an inch. 750 00:40:52.200 --> 00:40:55.700 There might not be
a door here, but this
is my domain. Okay? 751 00:40:55.700 --> 00:40:58.100 I don't go into your bedroom
and set up a goddamn sawhorse. 752 00:40:58.100 --> 00:41:00.800 Well, then what the hell
is that pool table
doing in the dining room? 753 00:41:00.900 --> 00:41:03.400 Because that's a common area.
And that's where this belongs. 754 00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:04.900 Not in my room.
Hey, what are you doing? 755 00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:06.700 It belongs in another
common area.
Gary. 756 00:41:06.700 --> 00:41:09.200 People want to come home
and they want to relax
in their room. 757 00:41:09.300 --> 00:41:12.000 Gary, it is 2:00
in the morning! 758 00:41:12.100 --> 00:41:14.700 Don't you drop my things.
I don't know
what to tell you, kid. 759 00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:15.800 This is how I am
when I'm single. 760 00:41:15.900 --> 00:41:17.900 My hours start to get
pretty strange. 761 00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:19.900 Might be time for you
to think about moving out. 762 00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:22.000 Why would I...
No, I'm not moving anywhere. 763 00:41:22.100 --> 00:41:24.200 Gary, just please
turn the volume down. 764 00:41:24.200 --> 00:41:26.400 Yeah, but I don't tell you
what the hell to do
in your room. 765 00:41:26.500 --> 00:41:28.000 You can doodle. You can dance. 766 00:41:28.100 --> 00:41:29.500 You can bake
a goddamn gingerbread house. 767 00:41:29.600 --> 00:41:30.600 I don't give a shit. 768 00:41:30.700 --> 00:41:33.400 But in my room,
I want to relax
and watch my highlights 769 00:41:33.500 --> 00:41:36.100 in complete surround-sound
experience. 770 00:41:37.100 --> 00:41:39.600 What the hell are you doing?
You're not even gonna
watch it! 771 00:41:39.700 --> 00:41:41.300 Don't tell me what I am
or aren't not doing. 772 00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:43.000 Oh, what you are not,
not doing? 773 00:41:43.100 --> 00:41:45.300 Go learn some English.
Oh, I'm sorry. 774 00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:48.900 I didn't have a grandfather
on the board of
some fancy college. 775 00:41:49.000 --> 00:41:51.700 Key word being "was."
Did he touch the Filipino
exchange student? 776 00:41:51.800 --> 00:41:53.000 Did he not touch
the exchange student? 777 00:41:53.100 --> 00:41:54.700 I don't know, Brooke.
I wasn't there.
Okay. 778 00:41:54.700 --> 00:41:56.000 No, don't start
with the family stuff. 779 00:41:56.100 --> 00:41:58.100 Like your family's so perfect?
Your brother's a pervert! 780 00:41:58.200 --> 00:42:00.700 Don't talk to me about
the sexual habits
of family members. 781 00:42:00.700 --> 00:42:02.400 What about your sister? 782 00:42:03.300 --> 00:42:06.500 My sister's
been through a lot.
Of dick. 783 00:42:07.500 --> 00:42:10.100 There are some problems, Gary,
but can we please
just leave it... 784 00:42:10.100 --> 00:42:14.200 Problems? She slept with
the entire Arizona Cardinals
offensive line. 785 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:17.000 That's not problems.
That's she's the problem! 786 00:42:17.100 --> 00:42:20.000 She was on vacation!
She was on vacation. 787 00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:22.900 Don't even get me started,
by the way, on your brother. 788 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:25.500 If I have to hear
that guy sing
just one more time, 789 00:42:25.500 --> 00:42:27.700 I'd hang myself
with wax dental floss. 790 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:30.500 Could the guy just
come out of the closet,
please? 791 00:42:30.600 --> 00:42:32.900 Richard is not gay. 792 00:42:35.100 --> 00:42:38.700 Okay, lassie,
I want you to listen to me
and listen good. 793 00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:40.000 I'm not saying
he won't get married. 794 00:42:40.100 --> 00:42:42.300 I'm not saying
he won't even have kids. 795 00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:43.700 But then one day
his wife will come home, 796 00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:45.800 and then she'll find him
with a guy named Majulio, 797 00:42:45.900 --> 00:42:48.600 wearing leather helmets
and clubbing each other
to Yanni's greatest hits. 798 00:42:48.700 --> 00:42:50.300 Yeah. Right. Whatever.
You're an infant. 799 00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:51.900 Yeah, I'm an infant. 800 00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:54.400 Go enjoy your room, Brooke,
'cause I'm gonna enjoy mine! 801 00:42:54.500 --> 00:42:55.600 Okay.
You know what? 802 00:42:55.700 --> 00:42:57.700 I might enjoy
some pay-per-view
options tonight. 803 00:42:57.800 --> 00:42:59.100 It's gonna be a long one,
sweetheart, 804 00:42:59.200 --> 00:43:01.200 and I got nothing to do ma�ana
but sleep in. 805 00:43:01.200 --> 00:43:02.500 (DOOR SLAMMING) 806 00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:11.000 (BOOGIE NIGHTS PLAYING) 807 00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:53.600 (SINGING) Boogie nights
Ain't no doubt
we are here to party 808 00:43:53.600 --> 00:43:54.900 What are you doing? 809 00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:56.800 Boogie nights
Come on now,
got to get it started 810 00:43:56.900 --> 00:43:58.200 Ricky, you and
the Get Along Gang leave 811 00:43:58.300 --> 00:44:00.200 or I'm gonna
throw you out of here
personally, you understand? 812 00:44:00.300 --> 00:44:02.000 Actually, Gary,
this is Brooke's bedroom. 813 00:44:02.100 --> 00:44:04.600 So, technically,
you don't have
jurisdiction here, 814 00:44:04.700 --> 00:44:07.700 but I think it'd be really fun
if you sang with us. 815 00:44:07.700 --> 00:44:09.400 Come on, Gary.
I think you'll like it. 816 00:44:09.500 --> 00:44:10.900 You got 10 seconds
to get out of here 817 00:44:10.900 --> 00:44:12.400 or I'm gonna break
your damn magic whistle. 818 00:44:12.500 --> 00:44:14.400 You understand
what I'm saying to you? 819 00:44:14.500 --> 00:44:16.600 Move this group
out of my house, now! 820 00:44:16.700 --> 00:44:17.900 (EXCLAIMING) 821 00:44:18.300 --> 00:44:19.500 (GRUNTING) 822 00:44:20.300 --> 00:44:21.800 (ALL SINGING) 823 00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:26.000 Gary, you can't take
a pitch pipe
out of a guy's hand 824 00:44:26.100 --> 00:44:28.700 when he's in the middle
of a very funky groove. 825 00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:30.400 You can get hurt
doing something like that. 826 00:44:30.500 --> 00:44:32.200 I'm tapping out,
I'm tapping out! 827 00:44:32.300 --> 00:44:33.900 Here we go. From the bridge. 828 00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:38.700 (SINGING) Party night
Get on down
with the sound of the music 829 00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:41.500 Boogie nights
Do it, do it 830 00:44:51.200 --> 00:44:53.700 What kind of bullshit move
was that? 831 00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:57.200 I'm sorry. What?
What happened?
Oh, don't be coy with me. 832 00:44:57.300 --> 00:45:01.200 You sent that animal over here
to attack me when I was
hung over and weak. 833 00:45:02.500 --> 00:45:05.300 Oh, no. Look, all I know
is The Tone Rangers, 834 00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:06.800 they needed someplace
to rehearse, 835 00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:10.300 so I very clearly
told Richard,
"Stay in my room," 836 00:45:10.500 --> 00:45:14.100 which you explained to me
was my space to do
with what I want. 837 00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:16.900 Is that how
you want to play it?
'Cause I'll play it like that. 838 00:45:16.900 --> 00:45:18.100 I'll play it like
Lionel Richie. 839 00:45:18.100 --> 00:45:20.800 All night long, lady.
Oh, yeah. 840 00:45:20.900 --> 00:45:22.700 I'll call some guys
from my neck of the woods. 841 00:45:22.700 --> 00:45:23.900 And we're not talking, Brooke, 842 00:45:23.900 --> 00:45:26.200 about a couple of queens
who know a few grapples. 843 00:45:26.300 --> 00:45:29.600 We're talking about Polacks
that don't have
a goddamn future. 844 00:45:29.700 --> 00:45:30.900 Right.
That's right! 845 00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:32.900 We can make shit
real uncomfortable
around here, 846 00:45:32.900 --> 00:45:34.100 and that's what
we're gonna do. 847 00:45:34.200 --> 00:45:35.600 Please. Come on.
You know what? 848 00:45:35.600 --> 00:45:38.700 You're just embarrassed
because Richard
kicked your ass. 849 00:45:41.100 --> 00:45:44.400 Richard did not kick my ass. 850 00:45:44.500 --> 00:45:48.200 What Richard did was attack me
when I was half asleep. 851 00:45:48.300 --> 00:45:50.200 Really?
Is that how you see it? 852 00:45:50.200 --> 00:45:53.500 There's a really big gap
between getting
your ass kicked 853 00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:57.400 and having
a dancing, singing sprite
fool you with trickery 854 00:45:57.500 --> 00:46:00.900 and then strike your throat
before you know that
you're even in a fight. 855 00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:03.100 And I wouldn't expect
someone like you
to understand that, 856 00:46:03.200 --> 00:46:07.200 because all you ever do
is make moves from
up in your ivy tower. 857 00:46:07.900 --> 00:46:11.300 Wow. You have officially
gone off the reservation. 858 00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:14.300 I'm an adult.
I talk through shit.
He ran out of ideas. 859 00:46:15.100 --> 00:46:18.500 God. Listen, by the way,
there's messages
on the voice mail 860 00:46:18.600 --> 00:46:20.900 regarding game night,
which is obviously
not gonna happen, 861 00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:24.500 so you might want to
call people and tell them
that it's canceled. 862 00:46:24.500 --> 00:46:26.300 Why would I cancel game night?
Well, I mean... 863 00:46:26.400 --> 00:46:28.700 If it's our turn to host game,
I'm gonna host
goddamn game night. 864 00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:30.500 You want to host game night?
I'm fine, Brooke. 865 00:46:30.500 --> 00:46:33.700 I don't have any strangeness
over what happened here today. 866 00:46:33.700 --> 00:46:34.700 Okay. 867 00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:37.400 If there's anyone
that should feel weird
about seeing people, 868 00:46:37.500 --> 00:46:40.300 that's you, Tonya Harding.
Me? I'm gonna honor
my commitments. 869 00:46:40.400 --> 00:46:41.700 Great.
Great. 870 00:46:41.800 --> 00:46:42.900 Fine.
Fine. 871 00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:44.800 Let's do that.
Let's do that. 872 00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:47.000 Let's honor the commitment. 873 00:46:48.100 --> 00:46:49.100 (WATER RUNNING) 874 00:46:50.100 --> 00:46:52.000 Hey, there's no food in there!
BROOKE: So? 875 00:46:52.100 --> 00:46:55.400 Well, people are gonna
be here in an hour.
What are they supposed to eat? 876 00:46:55.500 --> 00:46:57.500 You're a big boy.
Figure it out. 877 00:47:07.600 --> 00:47:10.400 Oh, great.
Well, that's what we got. 878 00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:14.300 We have only tap water
because, you know,
Gary didn't shop. 879 00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:18.300 BROOKE: And we don't have
any ice either 'cause
he didn't fill the trays. 880 00:47:18.600 --> 00:47:20.700 That's trash. It's your shot.
What is your name again? 881 00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:21.900 Diane.
Diane. 882 00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:23.000 GARY: Did you call?
JOHNNY O: I called the five. 883 00:47:23.100 --> 00:47:24.700 Well, yeah,
but you didn't call
the second ball, 884 00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:25.900 so that's trash,
so it's your shot. 885 00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:27.900 GARY: You got to play
by the rules. It's your shot. 886 00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:29.000 Hi.
Hi. 887 00:47:29.100 --> 00:47:31.300 Andrew.
BROOKE: Oh, hi. 888 00:47:31.900 --> 00:47:33.900 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey! 889 00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:36.600 These two Benedict Arnolds
aren't welcome in my condo. 890 00:47:36.700 --> 00:47:38.900 Who sent an invite to them?
I'm sorry. 891 00:47:38.900 --> 00:47:42.900 These are very loyal friends
and they are always welcome
in my condo. 892 00:47:42.900 --> 00:47:46.100 Oh, really? Why don't we
take it to a vote and see
who has the numbers this time? 893 00:47:46.200 --> 00:47:47.500 GARY: All right.
Show of hands here. 894 00:47:47.600 --> 00:47:51.400 Who thinks that these two
traitors should leave and
not be a part of game night? 895 00:47:51.500 --> 00:47:53.600 And maybe take their shirts
off when they leave. 896 00:47:53.700 --> 00:47:56.900 Raise your hand.
I know I feel that way.
Who else? 897 00:47:57.500 --> 00:47:59.000 GARY: Come on, Johnny O,
put your hand up, please. 898 00:47:59.100 --> 00:48:01.900 Come on. Thank you.
You, Miss? New girl. 899 00:48:02.300 --> 00:48:05.100 Who's the girl?
What's her name?
What's her name? 900 00:48:05.200 --> 00:48:07.800 The girl you're with.
What's her name?
Her name's Diane. 901 00:48:07.900 --> 00:48:10.900 Oh, I'm sorry.
You might want to go ahead
and touch some sky. 902 00:48:11.000 --> 00:48:13.800 Thank you. Come on,
Riggleman, please?
What are you doing? 903 00:48:13.900 --> 00:48:16.100 No. We need the eight
to count towards
a running tally. 904 00:48:16.200 --> 00:48:17.300 You know that. Come on. 905 00:48:17.400 --> 00:48:19.400 Show her whose side
that you're on.
Put your hand in the air. 906 00:48:19.500 --> 00:48:22.400 You know whose side I'm on.
You know we need eight,
though. Come on. 907 00:48:22.500 --> 00:48:24.200 Put your hand down. 908 00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:30.300 Please don't touch
my Ruffles. 909 00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:31.700 GARY: Put that one back.
Those are my Ruffles. 910 00:48:31.700 --> 00:48:33.100 Don't eat them, please.
Thank you. 911 00:48:33.200 --> 00:48:34.700 Oh, Gary.
They're mine. 912 00:48:34.700 --> 00:48:36.000 Come on.
Here we go. All right. 913 00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:38.800 RIGGLEMAN: Eyes front. Ready?
Hold on. Get the
timer going, please. 914 00:48:38.900 --> 00:48:41.000 Ready?
GARY: Now I gotta do it. Go. 915 00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:42.600 ANDREW: Okay.
It's a brick. 916 00:48:42.700 --> 00:48:44.500 ADDIE: Square. Square.
Box. Box. 917 00:48:44.600 --> 00:48:47.100 Corner. Corner.
A dot in the corner. 918 00:48:47.100 --> 00:48:48.700 A house.
Home plate! 919 00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:52.000 JEN: Football! Baseball!
Sports. A house.
ADDIE: A triangle.
It's algebra. 920 00:48:52.100 --> 00:48:54.000 Okay, it's a house.
ADDIE: It's a house. 921 00:48:54.100 --> 00:48:55.500 JEN: It's a house.
ANDREW: Two words. 922 00:48:55.600 --> 00:48:57.100 JEN: Banana?
ADDIE: Chimney,
chimney, chimney! 923 00:48:57.200 --> 00:48:59.900 A fruit. House. Fruit. 924 00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:01.500 Oh, restaurant. Or... 925 00:49:01.600 --> 00:49:03.000 ANDREW: No, chimney, chimney.
ADDIE: Smoke... 926 00:49:03.100 --> 00:49:05.100 JEN: Oh, a house call.
House call! 927 00:49:05.200 --> 00:49:06.600 (TIMER RINGING)
Oh! House call! 928 00:49:06.700 --> 00:49:08.500 Yeah, well, I thought
it was a house call. 929 00:49:08.500 --> 00:49:10.500 Like a hotel, then it hit me
it was a house.
ADDIE: Yeah! 930 00:49:10.600 --> 00:49:12.600 You're terrific.
Absolutely terrific. 931 00:49:12.600 --> 00:49:13.700 All right, beat that. 932 00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:15.000 Okay, guys, listen.
The next one wins, okay? 933 00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:16.700 So let's stay focused.
Let's stay calm. 934 00:49:16.700 --> 00:49:18.800 We can do this. High fives.
Let's go. Come on. Let's go. 935 00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:21.000 Let's get a mind-meld.
Let's try and get a mind-meld,
okay? 936 00:49:21.100 --> 00:49:22.500 GARY: Here we go.
Let's go. Mind-meld.
I heard you! 937 00:49:22.600 --> 00:49:24.100 Don't over-think it.
Mind meld.
ANDREW: Ready? 938 00:49:24.100 --> 00:49:25.900 I heard you!
Well, just keep it simple. 939 00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:27.100 Shush. 940 00:49:27.100 --> 00:49:29.600 Ready? Wait. Go!
Here we go!
We're mind-melding. 941 00:49:29.700 --> 00:49:31.300 Draw faster.
It doesn't have
to be beautiful, 942 00:49:31.400 --> 00:49:32.800 just has to be
something we can get.
Shoe, shoe... 943 00:49:32.900 --> 00:49:34.600 Shoe! Shoe, shoe, shoe. 944 00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:37.300 Shoeless Joe Jackson.
Draw something different.
No one's getting it. 945 00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:39.000 Shoe. What, is that
a smaller shoe?
JOHNNY O: Baby shoe. 946 00:49:39.100 --> 00:49:41.100 Smaller shoe. Baby shoes.
JOHNNY O: Shoes. 947 00:49:41.200 --> 00:49:42.800 Baby shoes.
Smaller shoe. Gumshoe. 948 00:49:42.900 --> 00:49:44.000 GARY: Smaller shoes.
DIANE: Gumshoe? Gumshoe? 949 00:49:44.100 --> 00:49:46.600 Running Olympics.
JOHNNY O: Inside the shoe. 950 00:49:47.300 --> 00:49:49.500 Inside a shoe. A bubble...
JOHNNY O: Lining. 951 00:49:49.600 --> 00:49:51.800 Stop pointing at the shoe.
We're not...
No one's guessing shoe. 952 00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:53.400 Stop pointing at the shoe
and draw something different. 953 00:49:53.500 --> 00:49:54.500 (TIMER RINGING)
Draw something different.
You... 954 00:49:54.600 --> 00:49:57.100 Goddamn it!
No one's guessing shoe! 955 00:49:57.100 --> 00:50:00.300 You drew a big shoe,
then a small shoe,
and no one got it. 956 00:50:00.300 --> 00:50:03.600 You gotta draw something
different. Everyone said
"shoe" seven times. 957 00:50:03.700 --> 00:50:05.400 It's a sock, asshole. 958 00:50:06.700 --> 00:50:07.800 You call yourself an artist?
Yes! 959 00:50:07.900 --> 00:50:10.500 A three-year-old with
a box of crayons could
do a better job than this. 960 00:50:10.600 --> 00:50:13.400 I'm sorry, I don't have
the great talent of standing
on top of a big red bus 961 00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:15.600 and pointing out architecture
that other great men
have built! 962 00:50:15.700 --> 00:50:16.900 I'm the one who should
be sorry, Brooke. 963 00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:18.700 I shouldn't sit here
and pick on your art.
No. 964 00:50:18.800 --> 00:50:20.900 Because you got
the nuts part down,
Picasso. 965 00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:22.600 GARY: All you have
to do is
cut off your frigging ear. 966 00:50:22.600 --> 00:50:23.800 BROOKE: That's Van Gogh,
you idiot! 967 00:50:23.900 --> 00:50:25.800 And your insults
are much more effective
when they're accurate. 968 00:50:25.900 --> 00:50:27.000 Don't talk to me about
being goddamn accurate! 969 00:50:27.100 --> 00:50:28.200 I can talk to you
about anything that I want. 970 00:50:28.300 --> 00:50:29.500 'Cause you couldn't even
draw a sock. 971 00:50:29.600 --> 00:50:30.700 You don't do anything right!
You're a lazy... 972 00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:32.000 Everyone said,
"Shoe, shoe, shoe!" 973 00:50:32.700 --> 00:50:36.600 At first,
I figured that the split
was just something temporary, 974 00:50:36.700 --> 00:50:39.800 something that you two
would work out and get past, 975 00:50:39.900 --> 00:50:41.400 but after tonight
I think it's pretty clear 976 00:50:41.500 --> 00:50:44.600 that you two genuinely
do not want to
get back together. 977 00:50:44.700 --> 00:50:46.600 There's not a shot in hell.
Gary. 978 00:50:46.600 --> 00:50:48.300 I'm just...
I got you. 979 00:50:48.900 --> 00:50:51.600 As your friend
and as your realtor, 980 00:50:51.700 --> 00:50:52.900 I'm not gonna
leave here tonight 981 00:50:52.900 --> 00:50:54.600 until we decide
what to do about this condo, 982 00:50:54.600 --> 00:50:59.000 because this living situation
is obviously not working out. 983 00:51:02.200 --> 00:51:03.400 Gary? 984 00:51:07.600 --> 00:51:10.400 Well, the only logical thing
that I can think of 985 00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:14.000 is for her to move out
of the condo, 986 00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:17.800 and then to pay me some
sort of a penalty
as compensation for 987 00:51:17.900 --> 00:51:20.100 the labor that I did
all around the condo.
What? What? 988 00:51:20.200 --> 00:51:23.200 What? Pay you compensation
for your labor? 989 00:51:23.600 --> 00:51:26.400 We fixed this place up
together.
Are you nuts? 990 00:51:26.500 --> 00:51:28.200 Stop calling me nuts,
I swear to God.
I fixed the... 991 00:51:28.200 --> 00:51:29.400 You went around with a sponge, 992 00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:30.900 and you went in the bathroom
and you dotted foofy shit. 993 00:51:31.000 --> 00:51:32.600 That's what you're saying
that I did?
GARY: There's no... 994 00:51:32.600 --> 00:51:34.200 BROOKE: That was...
That's called aesthetics. 995 00:51:34.200 --> 00:51:36.300 It warmed this place up
so it didn't look like 996 00:51:36.300 --> 00:51:38.600 an army barracks,
which it was about to. 997 00:51:38.600 --> 00:51:40.600 I'll tell you what
it's called in his language,
depreciated. 998 00:51:40.600 --> 00:51:42.600 That's what it's called.
You don't even know
what that means. 999 00:51:42.700 --> 00:51:45.100 Unless the next buyer
happens to have your same
Zulu-voodoo-land taste. 1000 00:51:45.200 --> 00:51:46.400 All right.
Let me tell you
something else. 1001 00:51:46.500 --> 00:51:48.900 It's gonna cost money
to cover up the holes
in the wall. 1002 00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:52.400 The holes that you drilled
in the wall there to hang up
whatever that thing is called. 1003 00:51:52.500 --> 00:51:53.500 Oh, please. Gary. 1004 00:51:53.600 --> 00:51:54.600 GARY: You're gonna have
to cost money to fix that. 1005 00:51:54.700 --> 00:51:57.200 What I did, Brooke,
has concrete value
to the condo. 1006 00:51:57.300 --> 00:51:59.100 I added concrete...
Well, let's just go on record. 1007 00:51:59.200 --> 00:52:02.000 We're dealing with facts here.
I did the tiling
in the bathroom. 1008 00:52:02.100 --> 00:52:03.800 Have you seen...
I did the new track lighting. 1009 00:52:03.900 --> 00:52:05.700 That tile is the
shittiest tile job.
GARY: I did the plumbing! 1010 00:52:05.800 --> 00:52:07.200 The plumbing!
That's realty terms. 1011 00:52:07.300 --> 00:52:09.100 Okay. Let's talk
about your plumbing.
This is his plumbing. 1012 00:52:09.100 --> 00:52:10.300 We have two temperatures
in our bathroom. 1013 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:13.100 We get either scalding hot
or we get frostbite. 1014 00:52:13.200 --> 00:52:14.700 That's it. That's all we get.
It's my problem 1015 00:52:14.700 --> 00:52:16.100 that she doesn't know how
to pace a shower? 1016 00:52:16.200 --> 00:52:17.200 GARY: Now all of a sudden
that's my fault. 1017 00:52:17.300 --> 00:52:18.300 I get a minute
to take a shower. 1018 00:52:18.400 --> 00:52:19.600 One minute?
BROOKE: One minute of warmth? 1019 00:52:19.700 --> 00:52:21.800 Oh, Jesus. One minute.
That's it. That's correct. 1020 00:52:21.900 --> 00:52:24.600 Thank God you're not
in charge of keeping all the
clocks in Chicago on time. 1021 00:52:24.700 --> 00:52:27.200 This is basic logic.
You are out of your mind.
You have lost it. 1022 00:52:27.200 --> 00:52:29.000 Let me explain this to you
in plain chapter and verse. 1023 00:52:29.100 --> 00:52:33.200 Cheese and rice,
you guys are gonna kill
each other. Now, let's just... 1024 00:52:33.200 --> 00:52:35.800 Realistically speaking,
neither one of you 1025 00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:38.000 can afford this mortgage
on your own, okay? 1026 00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:41.700 And that's a shame,
because this building will
continue to increase in value. 1027 00:52:41.700 --> 00:52:44.000 I get nothing but
phone calls about it,
all right? 1028 00:52:44.100 --> 00:52:45.700 Waiting for a unit to open up. 1029 00:52:45.700 --> 00:52:49.400 So, as your realtor,
the last thing I would suggest
is selling. 1030 00:52:49.500 --> 00:52:53.000 But as your friend,
I just, I don't see
any other solution. 1031 00:52:53.400 --> 00:52:55.300 You take your halves,
you go your separate ways, 1032 00:52:55.300 --> 00:52:57.300 and you get on
with your lives. 1033 00:52:59.100 --> 00:53:03.800 I know that selling is not
the easiest thing, but
I do think that it's the best. 1034 00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:08.000 And to be honest,
this is a situation 1035 00:53:08.100 --> 00:53:11.400 where I would just as soon
not take a commission. 1036 00:53:14.900 --> 00:53:18.100 That's great. Thank you.
That's great.
Thank you for that. 1037 00:53:18.200 --> 00:53:20.000 I wish I didn't have to,
you know, 1038 00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:22.900 but company policy says
I cannot waive that. 1039 00:53:23.700 --> 00:53:25.800 But I was just...
You know, I'm saying
in theory, you know. 1040 00:53:25.900 --> 00:53:30.300 In this situation,
'cause we're friends,
I wish I could waive it. 1041 00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:31.800 No can do, though. 1042 00:53:32.100 --> 00:53:36.100 As soon as you can,
I would love to get
a set of keys from you guys. 1043 00:53:36.200 --> 00:53:39.100 You just drop them off.
Okay. Great. There they are. 1044 00:53:39.200 --> 00:53:41.300 I'll be bringing by
people all week. 1045 00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:45.400 You won't even know I'm here.
The good news is,
should move quickly. 1046 00:53:45.900 --> 00:53:47.100 All right. 1047 00:53:48.200 --> 00:53:50.200 Okay to leave you two
alone now? 1048 00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:53.900 Got to get back to Jen.
Very excited about
the win tonight. 1049 00:53:55.100 --> 00:53:56.200 Okay. 1050 00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:03.100 (DOOR OPENING) 1051 00:54:04.300 --> 00:54:05.600 (DOOR CLOSING) 1052 00:54:11.400 --> 00:54:13.500 BROOKE: Addie,
if the condo sells,
I think I'm gonna lose him. 1053 00:54:13.500 --> 00:54:15.200 ADDIE ON PHONE:
Yeah, but game night
was so light and fun, 1054 00:54:15.300 --> 00:54:17.400 I'm really surprised
to be hearing this. 1055 00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:19.700 Okay. You know what?
That's not constructive.
Really. 1056 00:54:19.800 --> 00:54:22.200 I just... Yeah, I need
a new plan, Addie. I don't... 1057 00:54:22.200 --> 00:54:23.600 (SNICKERING) 1058 00:54:25.300 --> 00:54:26.600 I'm just kidding. It's me. 1059 00:54:26.600 --> 00:54:28.800 I'm gonna have to
call you back. 1060 00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:33.200 Whenever one of my friends
is down, we all go on,
like, happy patrol. 1061 00:54:33.300 --> 00:54:35.500 I was actually having
a very serious conversation. 1062 00:54:35.600 --> 00:54:36.900 (SINGING)
Christopher, do not sing. 1063 00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:40.600 (SINGING) If you're happy
and you know it
Clap your hands 1064 00:54:41.700 --> 00:54:45.000 If you're happy
and you know it
Clap your hands 1065 00:54:45.100 --> 00:54:47.900 If you're happy
and you know it
You're going to smile to... 1066 00:54:47.900 --> 00:54:49.100 (DOOR SLAMS) 1067 00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:53.100 Pack up your shit and go home. 1068 00:54:55.200 --> 00:54:56.700 Okay. You know what?
This is not his fault. 1069 00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:59.700 He was just really trying
to cheer me up and it... 1070 00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:08.300 Did I or did I not give you
the day off to be sad? 1071 00:55:08.400 --> 00:55:10.900 Yes. But I...
Well, today's not that day, 1072 00:55:11.100 --> 00:55:14.200 and unfortunately for you,
I can't afford to look weak. 1073 00:55:14.200 --> 00:55:15.400 No, please. 1074 00:55:15.500 --> 00:55:19.300 You have warned me
so many times
and you have yet to fire me. 1075 00:55:19.500 --> 00:55:23.400 I think you and I both know
that to find and train
somebody new, 1076 00:55:23.400 --> 00:55:26.200 it's gonna cost you time,
and it's gonna cost you money, 1077 00:55:26.300 --> 00:55:29.400 and I don't think you want
to spend either one of those. 1078 00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:33.600 Now, look, I'm just gonna
take a wild guess here, 1079 00:55:33.600 --> 00:55:36.900 but you don't become
Marilyn Dean 1080 00:55:37.900 --> 00:55:40.000 without knowing
how to handle men. 1081 00:55:40.600 --> 00:55:44.300 Okay? Now, just listen
to my problem, 1082 00:55:44.900 --> 00:55:48.100 tell me how to fix it,
and then we'll all
go back to work. 1083 00:55:50.500 --> 00:55:54.000 Okay. What is this problem
so severe 1084 00:55:54.600 --> 00:55:58.700 that has caused you to
blaspheme in the synagogue
of Marilyn Dean? 1085 00:55:59.700 --> 00:56:03.400 Well, it's Gary.
I broke up with him 1086 00:56:04.300 --> 00:56:08.900 in hopes that losing me
would make him
want to change, 1087 00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:11.000 and that's, you know... 1088 00:56:11.500 --> 00:56:15.500 And I've just ended up
pushing him, you know,
farther and farther away. 1089 00:56:16.900 --> 00:56:20.000 That's it?
Yeah. 1090 00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:25.800 Honey, this is not
surrealism or cubism,
it's paint-by-numbers. 1091 00:56:27.700 --> 00:56:31.700 Go see Mischa,
my personal waxer at the spa. 1092 00:56:31.900 --> 00:56:34.400 Ask her for the Telly Savalas. 1093 00:56:35.700 --> 00:56:37.500 The Telly Savalas. 1094 00:56:38.100 --> 00:56:39.900 Compliments of M. Dean. 1095 00:56:40.700 --> 00:56:44.900 Then go show Gary
your immaculate canvas 1096 00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:48.800 and let him see another man
eager to paint it. Got it? 1097 00:56:50.200 --> 00:56:51.500 Got it?
Uh-huh. 1098 00:56:57.200 --> 00:56:58.300 Ow! 1099 00:57:10.400 --> 00:57:12.100 Who loves you, baby? 1100 00:57:13.100 --> 00:57:16.600 ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Wow, impressive.
Three sharp hands landed. 1101 00:57:16.700 --> 00:57:19.800 What an amazing display
of punching technique. 1102 00:57:19.900 --> 00:57:22.600 The crowd jumps.
That punch rocked him. 1103 00:57:22.700 --> 00:57:25.100 They sense he's on the verge
of hitting the canvas. 1104 00:57:25.200 --> 00:57:28.200 The roaring for anticipation
of a knockout. 1105 00:57:28.300 --> 00:57:31.000 We are witnessing
a great fight. 1106 00:57:31.100 --> 00:57:34.500 He's displaying incredible
rhythm with his hands. 1107 00:57:35.100 --> 00:57:39.900 Bulldog terrorizing
his opponent. Down he goes! 1108 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:42.500 Hard punch slams him
to the canvas. 1109 00:57:42.600 --> 00:57:44.800 (WHO LOVES YA BABY PLAYING) 1110 00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:52.000 REFEREE: One, two, three, 1111 00:57:52.100 --> 00:57:56.700 four, five, six, seven, eight, 1112 00:57:57.300 --> 00:58:00.300 (BELL CLANGING)
nine, ten. It's over. 1113 00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:03.900 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1114 00:58:11.200 --> 00:58:12.800 (STAMMERING) 1115 00:58:12.900 --> 00:58:15.800 Is... Did... Is Brooke here? 1116 00:58:17.200 --> 00:58:18.500 I don't know. 1117 00:58:22.100 --> 00:58:24.000 (VIDEO GAME PLAYING) 1118 00:58:27.700 --> 00:58:30.100 Brooke?
BROOKE: I'll be right there. 1119 00:58:38.100 --> 00:58:39.500 (EXPLOSIONS ON TV) 1120 00:58:40.900 --> 00:58:42.500 MAN: Cool, baby, cool. 1121 00:58:42.900 --> 00:58:44.500 (SCREAMING) 1122 00:58:51.100 --> 00:58:53.500 So, how do you and Brooke
know each other? 1123 00:58:53.600 --> 00:58:56.700 Well, how don't we
know each other,
you know what I mean? 1124 00:58:57.800 --> 00:59:01.400 BROOKE: Hi, Paul.
Oh, hey. Wow, you look great. 1125 00:59:01.500 --> 00:59:02.500 Thank you. 1126 00:59:02.600 --> 00:59:06.000 BROOKE: Are you ready to go?
Yeah. All set. 1127 00:59:06.600 --> 00:59:10.200 So, it was great meeting you.
Apple martinis. 1128 00:59:10.300 --> 00:59:12.400 All right, come on.
That normally does the trick. 1129 00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:14.700 Just ignore him.
But just two.
Three, she'll get sloppy. 1130 00:59:14.800 --> 00:59:16.000 You'll become a babysitter. 1131 00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:19.200 Oh, and fantasy role playing.
She's got a real thing
for lifeguards. 1132 00:59:19.200 --> 00:59:22.300 Put some zinc oxide
on your nose
and she'll lose her mind. 1133 00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:23.500 It'll all be over with. 1134 00:59:23.500 --> 00:59:24.800 (DOOR CLOSES) 1135 00:59:26.800 --> 00:59:29.000 MAN: Y'all want me
to stop running? 1136 00:59:59.700 --> 01:00:01.800 I mean, the most challenging
part of what I do 1137 01:00:01.800 --> 01:00:04.900 is between February
and April 15th. 1138 01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:08.400 That's what we in the biz
like to call crunch time. 1139 01:00:09.600 --> 01:00:11.200 That sounds fascinating. 1140 01:00:11.300 --> 01:00:12.900 Good evening.
Hi. 1141 01:00:13.000 --> 01:00:14.700 Can I start you two off
with something to drink? 1142 01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:19.000 Yeah, you know, we're gonna
start with a couple
of apple martinis, please. 1143 01:00:19.600 --> 01:00:23.600 No, you know what?
I'm gonna... I'm just
gonna start with a water. 1144 01:00:23.700 --> 01:00:26.100 Well, you can just
bring those, just in case.
What was I saying? 1145 01:00:26.200 --> 01:00:27.400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1146 01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:30.400 So, you know,
it's not like it's
all work and no play. 1147 01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:34.200 You know, I mean,
after April 15th,
that's what we in the biz 1148 01:00:34.300 --> 01:00:36.500 like to call party time. 1149 01:00:36.500 --> 01:00:37.700 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1150 01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:38.900 Excuse me. 1151 01:00:41.000 --> 01:00:43.500 Oh, I have to get this.
I'm so sorry. 1152 01:00:43.600 --> 01:00:44.700 Hello. 1153 01:00:44.800 --> 01:00:47.200 ADDIE: Okay, is this when
I'm supposed to call?
What? 1154 01:00:47.300 --> 01:00:49.700 What do you mean? What?
Where? What happened? 1155 01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:53.400 Okay, that's great.
Wait. What? Oh, all right. 1156 01:00:53.400 --> 01:00:55.700 Listen, where...
Just don't move.
Where are you? 1157 01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:57.800 I'm sitting in my kitchen.
Sitting? Okay. 1158 01:00:57.900 --> 01:00:59.900 (STAMMERING) Don't move. 1159 01:00:59.900 --> 01:01:03.900 Don't... I'm gonna be
right there, honey. I'm gonna
be right there, okay? 1160 01:01:03.900 --> 01:01:05.700 Is everything okay?
Oh, my gosh. 1161 01:01:05.800 --> 01:01:07.300 That was my best friend. 1162 01:01:07.300 --> 01:01:11.200 She just had an accident
and she...
She has this knee thing 1163 01:01:11.300 --> 01:01:14.200 and she's just very fragile,
and I have to go.
What? 1164 01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:16.800 I can give you a ride.
No. No. That's okay. 1165 01:01:16.800 --> 01:01:19.600 I'm gonna grab a cab, so...
I'm so sorry. 1166 01:01:19.600 --> 01:01:21.200 I like your dress. 1167 01:01:21.900 --> 01:01:26.000 I think he's fascinating.
He's obviously
read a lot of books. 1168 01:01:26.000 --> 01:01:27.700 Yeah. Yeah, I bet he has. 1169 01:01:27.700 --> 01:01:31.000 He reads a lot of books
because nobody
wants to talk to him. 1170 01:01:31.300 --> 01:01:34.800 He's a friend of Andrew's
who's always been polite. 1171 01:01:34.900 --> 01:01:37.300 It's the best I could do
on such short notice, okay? 1172 01:01:37.300 --> 01:01:39.400 Well, you know what?
Polite is not gonna do it. 1173 01:01:39.500 --> 01:01:43.500 We've got to find somebody
who is really gonna
make Gary jealous. 1174 01:01:44.700 --> 01:01:45.700 LUPUS:
Can I just say something? 1175 01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:47.200 You sound a little jealous,
Gary. 1176 01:01:47.300 --> 01:01:49.200 GARY: Why would I be
jealous of some guy
with computer skills? 1177 01:01:49.200 --> 01:01:52.800 Let's say he doesn't have
computer skills, but he's got
a big old elephant hog on him? 1178 01:01:52.900 --> 01:01:54.600 Would that bother you
or would you be
okay with that? 1179 01:01:54.700 --> 01:01:56.100 Not nearly as much as the way
that your mind works. 1180 01:01:56.100 --> 01:01:57.400 LUPUS: My mind works great. 1181 01:01:57.500 --> 01:02:00.800 So, what's this bullshit
I hear about you
selling the condo? 1182 01:02:00.900 --> 01:02:02.900 Selling that condo
is ludicrous. 1183 01:02:03.000 --> 01:02:04.600 I was waiting for
when I was gonna get 1184 01:02:04.600 --> 01:02:07.200 the how-Gary-always-
screws-his-life-up
speech again. 1185 01:02:07.300 --> 01:02:08.900 This must be the right time.
Look, you tell me, 1186 01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:11.100 you just tell me, tell me.
Is it happening now?
Yeah. Okay. 1187 01:02:11.100 --> 01:02:13.700 Tell me how
losing that asset 1188 01:02:13.800 --> 01:02:16.900 is gonna get us
on the river? 1189 01:02:17.000 --> 01:02:20.700 Go ahead, just tell me.
Tell me. Somebody tell me.
What is this? 1190 01:02:20.800 --> 01:02:24.200 What is this? What is it?
What is it? Hey!
Don't patronize me. 1191 01:02:24.200 --> 01:02:26.200 Helicopters.
Helicopters. Exactly! 1192 01:02:26.300 --> 01:02:28.300 How does losing the asset
give us helicopters? 1193 01:02:28.300 --> 01:02:32.100 Dennis, I'm being totally
serious with you. I don't
need this shit right now. 1194 01:02:32.100 --> 01:02:34.200 Hey, you want to cry,
cry to Mom. 1195 01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:36.900 Nobody's crying.
I'm not crying. 1196 01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:39.800 I just don't feel
like hearing it.
There's no feelings here. 1197 01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:43.500 This is about money
and business.
Fine, you broke up. 1198 01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:48.100 You broke up. Fine. 1199 01:02:49.700 --> 01:02:51.200 You know, sad. 1200 01:02:52.400 --> 01:02:56.900 Sad is, instead of putting
$1,000 into your mortgage
every month, 1201 01:02:57.000 --> 01:03:00.000 you waste it on rent.
That's what sad is. 1202 01:03:00.200 --> 01:03:04.900 Oh, you're broke up.
You're confused,
brokenhearted. 1203 01:03:05.100 --> 01:03:08.300 Heartbreak is not
having that money 1204 01:03:08.300 --> 01:03:12.000 as part of your net worth
and then not saving the money, 1205 01:03:12.300 --> 01:03:15.200 so that after taxes
you can invest! 1206 01:03:15.700 --> 01:03:20.400 You know, you're confused. 1207 01:03:22.200 --> 01:03:25.800 Are you finished?
Look, I need
the damn tour logs. 1208 01:03:27.900 --> 01:03:28.900 Yeah. 1209 01:03:29.700 --> 01:03:32.300 Well, I really,
really appreciate
the heart to heart. 1210 01:03:32.400 --> 01:03:34.700 It was a great talk, Dennis.
Thank you. 1211 01:03:34.900 --> 01:03:38.000 Oh, well, you're behind
three months. You're still
behind three months. 1212 01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:41.100 And those logs are imperative
to insuring that our books
are straight! 1213 01:03:41.200 --> 01:03:43.800 I'll tell you what those
logs are. Those logs are
bullshit is what they are! 1214 01:03:43.900 --> 01:03:45.800 You got the receipts.
Tally the goddamn
things yourself! 1215 01:03:45.900 --> 01:03:47.000 I do, I do! 1216 01:03:47.100 --> 01:03:50.500 And I don't appreciate it,
because it cuts into
my time with my family. 1217 01:03:50.600 --> 01:03:53.500 I could be spending that time
with my family instead of
doing your books. 1218 01:03:53.600 --> 01:03:55.800 I already do the taxes.
I do the billing. 1219 01:03:55.900 --> 01:03:59.100 I do the hiring, the firing.
I do the maintenance. 1220 01:03:59.200 --> 01:04:02.200 Come on, what do you do?
What is it that you do? 1221 01:04:02.300 --> 01:04:05.100 You do the tours!
I am the talent, Dennis! 1222 01:04:05.500 --> 01:04:08.000 They sign up a month
in advance to see me. 1223 01:04:08.200 --> 01:04:12.500 They'll wait in line
for the next bus
to see me! All right? 1224 01:04:13.900 --> 01:04:18.400 So don't drain me
with all this bullshit
about the goddamn tour logs! 1225 01:04:32.400 --> 01:04:34.300 GARY: How big's your TV?
BOY: Oh, shut up! 1226 01:04:34.400 --> 01:04:36.800 How big's your TV,
'cause I wanna know if you
can see what's happening. 1227 01:04:36.900 --> 01:04:38.600 Oh, wow.
You beat a 12-year-old. 1228 01:04:38.600 --> 01:04:41.500 I don't care if you're
12 years old. You have
more time in the day to play. 1229 01:04:41.500 --> 01:04:42.900 I live in the real world,
my man, 1230 01:04:42.900 --> 01:04:45.800 (DOORBELL RINGING)
with bills
and responsibilities. 1231 01:04:46.000 --> 01:04:47.400 GARY: That's right. 1232 01:04:47.500 --> 01:04:51.000 You can't have a handle
called Mad Dog Killer
if you complain every time... 1233 01:04:51.000 --> 01:04:53.100 Brooke?
Hi, Mike. 1234 01:04:53.200 --> 01:04:55.000 Hi.
Come on in. 1235 01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:56.200 Hold on, Mom. I'm coming. 1236 01:04:56.300 --> 01:04:57.300 Is your mom
in the room with you? 1237 01:04:57.400 --> 01:04:59.600 'Cause I hope she can't see
what's happening. 1238 01:04:59.700 --> 01:05:01.300 I hope she can't see
what's happening. 1239 01:05:01.300 --> 01:05:04.300 I'm gonna be just
a few more seconds.
So, just sit down and relax. 1240 01:05:04.400 --> 01:05:06.200 Oh, yeah, no problem. 1241 01:05:06.300 --> 01:05:08.600 GARY: I'm sorry?
Yeah, why'd you do that? 1242 01:05:08.700 --> 01:05:12.500 You take the fun
out of beating you, because
you have an excuse to lose. 1243 01:05:12.500 --> 01:05:13.600 Get a life, dude. 1244 01:05:13.700 --> 01:05:16.200 Do you think it's possible
that your mom won't
love you anymore 1245 01:05:16.200 --> 01:05:18.000 if she sees how bad
you're losing in the game. 1246 01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:19.100 Shut up! 1247 01:05:44.300 --> 01:05:45.300 Okay. 1248 01:05:46.700 --> 01:05:47.900 All right. 1249 01:05:49.800 --> 01:05:51.900 GARY:
That's great. You're gonna
stay man-to-man with me. 1250 01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:53.400 What happens
when I make a play? 1251 01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:56.300 (MIKE GROANING)
Making plays, making plays!
Making plays! 1252 01:05:56.300 --> 01:05:58.700 Well, you know,
that's how my people
like to handle their business. 1253 01:05:58.700 --> 01:06:01.200 While your guys
are out partying,
mine are running routes. 1254 01:06:01.300 --> 01:06:02.700 Try to make a difference. 1255 01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:05.200 Mike? I'm ready to go. 1256 01:06:07.100 --> 01:06:08.600 Oh, hey, 1257 01:06:10.200 --> 01:06:14.100 do you mind if we finish
the game? We got
a real nail-biter going here. 1258 01:06:18.800 --> 01:06:21.500 Yeah, sure. Of course. Great. 1259 01:06:22.800 --> 01:06:24.400 Awesome, all right? 1260 01:06:28.900 --> 01:06:31.000 Touchdown.
Oh, God, is that pretty. 1261 01:06:31.300 --> 01:06:34.500 God, is that pretty.
Yeah, I'm a gentleman. 1262 01:06:34.700 --> 01:06:38.000 I like to be humble.
I'm old school.
I don't like to talk a lot. 1263 01:06:38.100 --> 01:06:41.500 But at the same time,
am I talented? 1264 01:06:41.900 --> 01:06:43.900 Tell me how you felt about
what just happened there. 1265 01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:46.000 That's him going deep.
That's him going... 1266 01:06:46.100 --> 01:06:48.800 Work ethic. Work ethic. 1267 01:06:50.800 --> 01:06:52.700 I could play this game
forever. 1268 01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:54.900 Oh, I could, too.
I love it, yeah.
I love it, don't you? 1269 01:06:55.000 --> 01:06:56.400 I mean, it's the kind of thing
where literally 1270 01:06:56.400 --> 01:06:59.200 I play the game and it's like,
four hours go by. 1271 01:07:00.700 --> 01:07:03.900 Fate has me highly skilled
and loaded with talent. 1272 01:07:04.300 --> 01:07:05.400 Oh... 1273 01:07:05.500 --> 01:07:08.200 'Cause I think I'm
good enough to figure out
how to beat myself. 1274 01:07:08.200 --> 01:07:09.300 GARY: You push yourself. 1275 01:07:09.400 --> 01:07:11.300 You push yourself
trying to achieve
the impossible, 1276 01:07:11.400 --> 01:07:13.700 because you know
that when that moment comes 1277 01:07:13.700 --> 01:07:18.100 that everything you've done
up to that moment
has prepared you for victory! 1278 01:07:18.600 --> 01:07:20.300 I can't take credit
for it, Mike. 1279 01:07:20.400 --> 01:07:23.900 I got to thank
these little digital guys
with the big hearts. 1280 01:07:24.000 --> 01:07:26.700 Does it feel good to be
a champion? Yeah. 1281 01:07:26.800 --> 01:07:30.100 Yeah, it feels good
to be a champion.
Good game. 1282 01:07:30.500 --> 01:07:33.200 Hey, Brooke,
are you ready to go now? 1283 01:07:34.200 --> 01:07:36.900 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure.
MIKE: Great. 1284 01:07:36.900 --> 01:07:39.000 Hey, Gary, thanks a lot, man.
It was great to meet you. 1285 01:07:39.100 --> 01:07:40.500 Absolutely, man. 1286 01:07:41.600 --> 01:07:44.800 Come on, Mike. I know
a great little martini bar. 1287 01:07:48.200 --> 01:07:49.400 (DOOR OPENING) 1288 01:07:54.100 --> 01:07:55.300 (DOOR CLOSES) 1289 01:08:07.700 --> 01:08:08.700 LUPUS: Yo. 1290 01:08:08.800 --> 01:08:10.900 Hey, man, saddle up.
It's time to rope in
some talent. 1291 01:08:10.900 --> 01:08:11.900 What's up? What do you got? 1292 01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:14.600 My place. Tonight. Poker.
Call some girls up. 1293 01:08:16.100 --> 01:08:18.900 Your roommate is awesome. 1294 01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:20.200 Mmm. 1295 01:08:20.500 --> 01:08:22.200 Yeah, he's something. 1296 01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:26.700 So, where did you go
to law school?
Oh, Northwestern. 1297 01:08:27.900 --> 01:08:29.800 God, Gary's hilarious. 1298 01:08:30.900 --> 01:08:32.500 Yeah, he's okay. 1299 01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:35.600 Okay? I mean,
the guy's all time. 1300 01:08:35.800 --> 01:08:39.200 But he's gonna take
Chicago tourism
by air, land and sea. 1301 01:08:42.100 --> 01:08:44.200 And he asked me to join
his new bowling team. 1302 01:08:44.200 --> 01:08:46.300 I mean, how cool is that? 1303 01:08:46.300 --> 01:08:47.500 Mmm-hmm. 1304 01:08:48.200 --> 01:08:50.500 You know what?
I can't do this.
I'm so sorry. 1305 01:08:50.500 --> 01:08:54.100 Excuse me,
would you please pull over?
Can you pull over, please? 1306 01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:02.800 Hey, wait. 1307 01:09:04.400 --> 01:09:06.000 Tell Gary to call me. 1308 01:09:08.300 --> 01:09:09.500 GARY: Welcome, everyone, 1309 01:09:09.500 --> 01:09:12.800 to the first annual
Texas Hold'em No-Limit
Strip Poker Tournament. 1310 01:09:12.900 --> 01:09:14.000 (GIRLS WHOOPING) 1311 01:09:14.100 --> 01:09:17.600 Now, per the e-mail
that Lupus sent, we each have
eight articles of clothing. 1312 01:09:17.700 --> 01:09:19.900 Now, if you want to bet,
you take off an article
of clothing, 1313 01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:21.100 you put it in the center. 1314 01:09:21.100 --> 01:09:24.400 If you win,
you take back the clothes,
you put back on what you bet. 1315 01:09:24.500 --> 01:09:26.600 The extras that
other people bet
will stay in front of you, 1316 01:09:26.700 --> 01:09:27.900 much the same as chips would. 1317 01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:29.400 You can go all in
at any point, 1318 01:09:29.500 --> 01:09:32.600 but as I outlined,
you must take off
all your clothes to do so. 1319 01:09:32.700 --> 01:09:34.800 The game shall last an hour,
maybe two, 1320 01:09:34.900 --> 01:09:38.700 at which point we will begin
the dance portion
of the evening. 1321 01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:40.100 (ALL CHEERING) 1322 01:09:40.100 --> 01:09:41.300 GARY: Let's get going here. 1323 01:09:41.400 --> 01:09:42.600 I need to see the blinds.
Small blind. Big blind. 1324 01:09:42.700 --> 01:09:43.800 The blinds are one and one. 1325 01:09:43.900 --> 01:09:45.200 LUPUS: Come on, ladies.
GARY: All right. 1326 01:09:45.300 --> 01:09:47.300 Oh, yeah.
Let's get going here. 1327 01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:50.100 Shuffle up and deal.
All right. 1328 01:09:53.000 --> 01:09:54.600 I mean, just because
they were playing
video games, 1329 01:09:54.700 --> 01:09:57.200 that doesn't mean
it didn't bother him, right? 1330 01:09:57.300 --> 01:10:00.700 Honestly, Brooke,
I wish I could tell you,
but I wasn't there. 1331 01:10:00.900 --> 01:10:02.600 All right, Sally,
get the soap
out of your mouth. 1332 01:10:02.700 --> 01:10:04.600 We're gonna save that
for when you're 12. 1333 01:10:04.700 --> 01:10:06.700 Mike was really,
really good-Iooking. 1334 01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:09.400 I mean,
he's a little bit of a goof,
but Gary doesn't know that. 1335 01:10:09.500 --> 01:10:12.000 I mean, for all he knows,
a sophisticated, 1336 01:10:12.100 --> 01:10:14.900 really good-Iooking guy
took me out on a date tonight. 1337 01:10:14.900 --> 01:10:17.400 I could be in bed
with this guy right now
for all he knows. 1338 01:10:17.500 --> 01:10:18.700 You know? 1339 01:10:18.800 --> 01:10:21.700 I'm telling you,
if you saw the look
on his face, 1340 01:10:23.100 --> 01:10:24.700 Mike got to him. 1341 01:10:25.300 --> 01:10:28.800 (CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE PLAYING ON STEREO) 1342 01:11:11.800 --> 01:11:14.000 (PHONE RINGING) 1343 01:11:22.500 --> 01:11:23.500 Hello. 1344 01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:26.900 Hey, it's Riggleman.
Great news. 1345 01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:56.200 (GARY SNIFFING) 1346 01:12:36.200 --> 01:12:37.700 So, how does this work? 1347 01:12:37.700 --> 01:12:40.300 I'll bring the car
around front
and you wrap them up to go? 1348 01:12:40.400 --> 01:12:42.400 Oh, no, no.
We take care of everything. 1349 01:12:42.500 --> 01:12:46.700 We deliver it. We hang it.
We check the light
and the sun exposure. 1350 01:12:46.700 --> 01:12:48.500 Oh. Perfect.
Yeah. 1351 01:12:50.000 --> 01:12:52.500 Listen, I don't want to be
too forward, 1352 01:12:53.200 --> 01:12:56.300 but would you like to have
some dinner with me sometime? 1353 01:12:59.900 --> 01:13:02.600 I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend. 1354 01:13:02.700 --> 01:13:04.400 Of course.
So... 1355 01:13:04.500 --> 01:13:07.200 Well, he's a lucky man.
BROOKE: Oh, thank you. 1356 01:13:07.500 --> 01:13:11.700 I guess I will just have
to keep it to home deliveries
and gallery purchases. 1357 01:13:13.000 --> 01:13:15.000 Thank you, though. See you. 1358 01:13:15.100 --> 01:13:17.200 Have a good day, Brooke.
You, too. 1359 01:13:19.200 --> 01:13:20.400 (DOOR OPENING) 1360 01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:22.300 (DOOR CLOSING) 1361 01:13:25.500 --> 01:13:27.500 Okay, are you
out of your mind? 1362 01:13:27.900 --> 01:13:30.100 Gary's throwing Greek orgies
in your living room 1363 01:13:30.200 --> 01:13:32.300 and you're telling
hot rich guys
you have a boyfriend? 1364 01:13:32.400 --> 01:13:35.500 Are you nuts?
Hey, look.
I'm not exactly innocent here. 1365 01:13:35.700 --> 01:13:38.300 Brooke, as an outsider
with some perspective,
I really think you... 1366 01:13:38.400 --> 01:13:40.200 Christopher, stop. Stop it.
I don't want to hear it. 1367 01:13:40.300 --> 01:13:41.600 This has already gotten
way out of hand. 1368 01:13:41.600 --> 01:13:45.200 I know what I have
to do now, all right?
I know what I have to do. 1369 01:13:50.300 --> 01:13:52.000 (COMMENTATOR CHATTERING) 1370 01:13:52.400 --> 01:13:54.200 (DOOR OPENING) 1371 01:13:57.200 --> 01:13:58.800 (DOOR SHUTTING) 1372 01:14:05.200 --> 01:14:06.200 Hi. 1373 01:14:07.000 --> 01:14:08.000 Hi. 1374 01:14:10.700 --> 01:14:14.100 Did you get my note?
Yeah. 1375 01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:17.300 Two weeks. 1376 01:14:19.000 --> 01:14:20.000 Yep. 1377 01:14:23.200 --> 01:14:25.700 I brought some boxes
from work, 1378 01:14:26.400 --> 01:14:29.500 so, you know,
if you need any
just help yourself. 1379 01:14:31.900 --> 01:14:34.100 Great. Thanks. 1380 01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:39.900 Oh. 1381 01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:44.500 Listen, a while ago
I got these tickets 1382 01:14:44.600 --> 01:14:48.800 for the Old 97's tonight,
and I completely forgot
about it, so I... 1383 01:14:50.300 --> 01:14:52.300 You know, if you want to go. 1384 01:14:56.200 --> 01:14:58.300 Well, how many tickets
did you get? 1385 01:14:58.900 --> 01:15:00.000 I got two. 1386 01:15:02.200 --> 01:15:04.400 How much do you want for them? 1387 01:15:04.900 --> 01:15:06.800 Oh, no, I'm going. I'm going. 1388 01:15:09.900 --> 01:15:12.300 So, then it would just be
the two of us? 1389 01:15:14.200 --> 01:15:18.100 Well, yes,
and 2,000 other people. 1390 01:15:19.100 --> 01:15:21.300 I mean, it's not a big deal, 1391 01:15:21.300 --> 01:15:24.200 but, you know, look, you know,
I was going to invite Addie, 1392 01:15:24.300 --> 01:15:27.400 but I just figured
I'd gotten them for you, so... 1393 01:15:34.500 --> 01:15:35.700 Sure. Why not? 1394 01:15:37.500 --> 01:15:39.300 Are you sure? I mean,
if you don't want them, 1395 01:15:39.400 --> 01:15:42.200 I can definitely give them
to somebody.
No. No, I'll be there. 1396 01:15:42.300 --> 01:15:45.900 That sounds...
It sounds great. 1397 01:15:47.200 --> 01:15:50.900 Okay. All right.
It's at the Riv. 1398 01:15:51.900 --> 01:15:54.600 So, I'll just leave
your ticket at Will Call. 1399 01:15:56.000 --> 01:15:57.500 Good?
Okay. 1400 01:15:57.600 --> 01:15:58.600 Okay. 1401 01:16:05.300 --> 01:16:07.800 Yeah, so, there.
I'll just leave that for him.
Okay, great. 1402 01:16:07.900 --> 01:16:09.000 Okay, so.
Gary Grobowski? 1403 01:16:09.100 --> 01:16:10.700 Grobowski, yeah.
He should be here in a minute. 1404 01:16:10.700 --> 01:16:13.200 He's really...
He's oddly tall, so.
Oh, okay. Great. 1405 01:16:13.300 --> 01:16:15.000 You won't miss him. Thanks.
All right, have a good night. 1406 01:16:20.200 --> 01:16:21.900 (ALL CHATTERING) 1407 01:16:36.200 --> 01:16:38.100 (ALL CHATTERING) 1408 01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:40.800 Hi. Can I get a beer, please?
Sure. 1409 01:16:40.900 --> 01:16:42.800 Actually, make that two beers. 1410 01:16:49.000 --> 01:16:51.200 It's gonna be $8. 1411 01:16:52.200 --> 01:16:53.700 Excuse me. Sorry. 1412 01:16:55.600 --> 01:16:57.700 (CROWD CHEERING) 1413 01:17:03.100 --> 01:17:04.800 MILLER: Hello, everybody! 1414 01:17:05.300 --> 01:17:07.900 Good evening, Chicago.
We're the Old 97's. 1415 01:17:09.900 --> 01:17:11.900 (BAND PLAYING TIMEBOMB) 1416 01:17:45.400 --> 01:17:47.800 (BAND PLAYING SALOME) 1417 01:17:58.200 --> 01:17:59.900 (MELT SHOW PLAYING) 1418 01:18:40.600 --> 01:18:42.000 (LOCK CLICKING) 1419 01:18:42.900 --> 01:18:44.200 (DOOR OPENING) 1420 01:18:48.500 --> 01:18:49.800 (DOOR SHUTTING) 1421 01:18:56.800 --> 01:18:58.300 (KNOCKING) 1422 01:18:59.500 --> 01:19:00.500 Brooke? 1423 01:19:05.400 --> 01:19:07.700 Are you up?
Yeah. 1424 01:19:09.400 --> 01:19:11.900 Are you okay?
I'm fine. 1425 01:19:13.500 --> 01:19:16.700 Are you sure?
What's up? What do you want? 1426 01:19:20.300 --> 01:19:23.700 I just want to say
I'm sorry that I missed
the concert, 1427 01:19:24.500 --> 01:19:28.000 and let me know
what that ticket cost,
I'll pay you back for it. 1428 01:19:32.300 --> 01:19:34.000 Just leave me alone, Gary. 1429 01:19:38.300 --> 01:19:40.300 I planned on going
to the concert. 1430 01:19:40.400 --> 01:19:41.900 It's just, I stopped by
Johnny O's and we... 1431 01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:43.300 It doesn't fucking matter,
okay? 1432 01:19:43.400 --> 01:19:46.100 Would you just leave my room
and shut the door? 1433 01:19:46.500 --> 01:19:48.500 Jesus.
Please. 1434 01:19:52.300 --> 01:19:55.300 I didn't really know
that the concert mattered
all that much to you. 1435 01:19:55.400 --> 01:19:56.400 Exactly. 1436 01:19:57.400 --> 01:19:59.300 Hold on a second here.
Let me talk for a second. 1437 01:19:59.300 --> 01:20:00.300 Gary... 1438 01:20:00.400 --> 01:20:03.900 Brooke. You broke up with me. 1439 01:20:07.300 --> 01:20:09.200 Then you have guys
coming over here for dates, 1440 01:20:09.300 --> 01:20:11.400 and all of a sudden
you ask me to go
to some concert. 1441 01:20:11.500 --> 01:20:13.200 I mean, I just figured that,
you know. 1442 01:20:13.200 --> 01:20:14.500 Gary. 1443 01:20:17.100 --> 01:20:18.200 (SNIFFS) 1444 01:20:19.200 --> 01:20:21.600 I just... I don't know
how we got here. 1445 01:20:26.300 --> 01:20:28.100 Our entire relationship 1446 01:20:28.700 --> 01:20:32.600 I've gone above
and beyond for you, for us. 1447 01:20:34.900 --> 01:20:37.200 And I mean, I've cooked. 1448 01:20:38.700 --> 01:20:40.800 I've picked your shit up
off the floor. 1449 01:20:40.900 --> 01:20:44.400 I've laid your clothes
out for you like you were
a four-year-old. 1450 01:20:45.300 --> 01:20:48.400 I support you.
I supported you, your work. 1451 01:20:49.500 --> 01:20:53.500 If we ever had dinner
or anything,
I make the plans. 1452 01:20:53.600 --> 01:20:58.400 I take care of everything and
I just don't feel like you
appreciate any of it. 1453 01:21:02.000 --> 01:21:04.000 I don't feel
you appreciate me. 1454 01:21:07.500 --> 01:21:12.400 And all I want is to...
Is for you to just show me
that you care. 1455 01:21:18.300 --> 01:21:20.400 Why didn't you just
say that to me? 1456 01:21:21.100 --> 01:21:24.700 Gary, I've tried. I've tried. 1457 01:21:25.500 --> 01:21:27.200 Yeah, but never like that. 1458 01:21:28.700 --> 01:21:31.400 You might've said
some things that you meant
to imply that, Brooke, 1459 01:21:31.500 --> 01:21:33.200 but I'm not a mind reader. 1460 01:21:35.200 --> 01:21:38.300 I doubt it would matter.
You are who you are. 1461 01:21:42.000 --> 01:21:43.800 Just leave me alone, okay? 1462 01:21:45.800 --> 01:21:47.700 Right now. Just shut my door. 1463 01:21:52.300 --> 01:21:53.300 Listen. 1464 01:21:53.400 --> 01:21:56.000 All right, Gary, just, please.
Just leave the room. 1465 01:21:56.000 --> 01:21:57.100 Listen to me.
Gary, just... 1466 01:21:57.100 --> 01:21:59.600 I don't want to be
near you right now.
Listen to me.
I just want to... 1467 01:21:59.700 --> 01:22:02.700 Please, just shut the door.
Please. 1468 01:22:06.200 --> 01:22:07.400 (SOBBING) 1469 01:22:16.300 --> 01:22:18.700 JOHNNY O: I know. Look, I know
you feel bad, but, you know,
what are you gonna do? 1470 01:22:18.800 --> 01:22:21.600 I mean, what does she expect,
for me to want to go with
the girl who dumped me? 1471 01:22:21.700 --> 01:22:24.400 I don't know. She probably
just wanted you, you know,
to show her the respect 1472 01:22:24.500 --> 01:22:26.300 of not standing her up
or some shit, who knows? 1473 01:22:26.400 --> 01:22:28.200 Well, damn it.
I should have just said
no in the first place. 1474 01:22:28.300 --> 01:22:29.300 I don't know why I called... 1475 01:22:29.400 --> 01:22:30.400 You know what?
It's her fault she got hurt. 1476 01:22:30.500 --> 01:22:34.500 You shouldn't even feel bad
about it. She should have
expected it from you. 1477 01:22:37.300 --> 01:22:39.800 You're a fun guy, okay?
Everybody likes you. 1478 01:22:39.800 --> 01:22:43.300 You're the quickest guy
I know. Anytime we go out,
I have a blast. 1479 01:22:43.400 --> 01:22:44.800 All right? But, you know, 1480 01:22:44.900 --> 01:22:47.900 everybody who knows you
knows you're gonna do
what you want to do. 1481 01:22:48.000 --> 01:22:52.100 And if it's not what the
other person wants to do,
well, that's their problem. 1482 01:22:52.500 --> 01:22:53.700 That's bullshit.
It's not bullshit. 1483 01:22:53.800 --> 01:22:55.500 There's plenty of times
I do shit that
I don't want to do. 1484 01:22:55.600 --> 01:22:57.000 That's ridiculous. No.
Like when? 1485 01:22:57.100 --> 01:22:58.200 That's bullshit to say
about me. 1486 01:22:58.300 --> 01:23:01.300 When have we ever
done something
you didn't want to do? 1487 01:23:02.600 --> 01:23:05.500 You know, I don't know,
off the top of my head.
I don't keep score... 1488 01:23:05.600 --> 01:23:07.800 When's the last time
we went to a Sox game? 1489 01:23:07.900 --> 01:23:09.200 The Sox. 1490 01:23:09.300 --> 01:23:11.800 Not when they're playing
the Cubs, either. 1491 01:23:12.500 --> 01:23:15.600 We always do what you want
to do and she always did
what you want to do. 1492 01:23:15.600 --> 01:23:17.000 It's who you are. 1493 01:23:17.100 --> 01:23:19.600 Everybody thinks
that you're their friend,
okay? 1494 01:23:19.700 --> 01:23:21.600 But the fact of the matter is
that there's not one person 1495 01:23:21.700 --> 01:23:23.500 that I know that
you trust enough
to let close enough 1496 01:23:23.500 --> 01:23:24.600 that they could hurt you. 1497 01:23:24.600 --> 01:23:28.500 And her big problem
is that you really liked her. 1498 01:23:28.600 --> 01:23:31.200 I mean, she is the one girl
you really liked. 1499 01:23:31.300 --> 01:23:33.200 And no matter what she did
and how hard she tried, 1500 01:23:33.300 --> 01:23:35.400 you were never gonna
let your guard down. 1501 01:23:35.500 --> 01:23:37.700 That poor girl
never stood a chance. 1502 01:23:52.800 --> 01:23:54.500 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1503 01:23:59.300 --> 01:24:01.900 (AY COSITA LINDA
PLAYING ON STEREO) 1504 01:24:16.300 --> 01:24:17.300 Marilyn? 1505 01:24:20.700 --> 01:24:22.600 Marilyn?
MARILYN: Yeah. 1506 01:24:26.900 --> 01:24:31.300 I'm sorry. I just... 1507 01:24:31.900 --> 01:24:33.000 MARILYN: Oh, just get in here. 1508 01:24:33.100 --> 01:24:35.300 Oh, okay.
I'm sorry, excuse me. 1509 01:24:36.300 --> 01:24:37.700 Marilyn, I just... 1510 01:24:37.800 --> 01:24:41.300 I just wanted to let you know
that today is gonna be
my last day. 1511 01:24:43.900 --> 01:24:46.300 I'm gonna be traveling
for a bit. 1512 01:24:55.800 --> 01:24:57.300 Here's a blank check. 1513 01:24:57.400 --> 01:25:01.300 Write down a number, I don't
want to know what it is,
and go back to work. 1514 01:25:01.500 --> 01:25:03.800 No, no. It's not about that. 1515 01:25:05.400 --> 01:25:06.900 I can't accept that. 1516 01:25:08.300 --> 01:25:09.300 Brooke. 1517 01:25:10.600 --> 01:25:13.100 Travis, get your gorgeous
tuckus out of here. 1518 01:25:15.400 --> 01:25:16.500 (SIGHS) 1519 01:25:16.500 --> 01:25:18.100 (STEREO STOPS PLAYING) 1520 01:25:21.700 --> 01:25:24.000 If you make it to Rome, 1521 01:25:24.200 --> 01:25:28.100 search out an establishment
called the Padre Negro. 1522 01:25:28.400 --> 01:25:32.200 Ask for a strapping young
fellow named Alberto. 1523 01:25:33.000 --> 01:25:35.000 Compliments of M. Dean. 1524 01:25:38.100 --> 01:25:41.100 Well, thank you.
I appreciate that. 1525 01:25:41.300 --> 01:25:43.800 Yeah. And, honey, 1526 01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:47.600 take as long as you want,
because when you're done, 1527 01:25:47.700 --> 01:25:50.300 your job will be right here
waiting for you. 1528 01:25:51.400 --> 01:25:55.400 And if you discover a path
that doesn't lead back here... 1529 01:25:56.600 --> 01:25:58.500 Well, I hope you'll text. 1530 01:26:01.700 --> 01:26:03.000 I will. 1531 01:26:07.500 --> 01:26:08.700 (CHUCKLES) 1532 01:26:13.000 --> 01:26:16.200 And, like I said,
the apartment's a mess,
but I'm moving, so... 1533 01:26:16.300 --> 01:26:19.000 It's okay. Relax about
the place. I don't care. 1534 01:26:19.100 --> 01:26:21.500 Okay. This'll just take
a second.
Okay. 1535 01:26:24.700 --> 01:26:27.200 (LA VEM A BAIANA
PLAYING ON STEREO) 1536 01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:31.600 BROOKE: Hello?
GARY: Hey. I'm in here. 1537 01:26:39.100 --> 01:26:41.400 Don't say anything. I... 1538 01:26:42.500 --> 01:26:44.100 How're you doing? 1539 01:26:50.800 --> 01:26:53.300 Could I talk to you in private
for a second? 1540 01:26:56.000 --> 01:26:58.200 You know what?
This is really
not a good time, 1541 01:26:58.300 --> 01:27:00.800 and obviously you have
something happening here, 1542 01:27:00.900 --> 01:27:03.300 so we'll just be in...
No, no, I don't have
anything going on. 1543 01:27:03.400 --> 01:27:05.700 This is actually for you. 1544 01:27:08.100 --> 01:27:10.400 I'm just gonna wait outside.
No, no. Wait. 1545 01:27:10.500 --> 01:27:12.500 No, no. Really. It's okay. 1546 01:27:15.300 --> 01:27:17.300 I really can't do this
right now. 1547 01:27:17.400 --> 01:27:20.300 Brooke, this whole thing
has been really tough on me 1548 01:27:20.800 --> 01:27:23.800 and I've tried to act
like it hasn't been
that tough on me, 1549 01:27:23.800 --> 01:27:26.500 but the first Sunday
after me and you broke up, 1550 01:27:26.600 --> 01:27:28.600 it all kind of really hit me. 1551 01:27:29.200 --> 01:27:30.600 And I think
it partially hit me 1552 01:27:30.700 --> 01:27:34.100 because Sunday was sort of
always our day that we
would do stuff together. 1553 01:27:34.200 --> 01:27:37.800 But I didn't have any idea
you still cared so much. 1554 01:27:38.800 --> 01:27:42.000 And, you know,
when I saw you crying
the other night, 1555 01:27:42.300 --> 01:27:45.400 that was honestly
the worst moment of my life. 1556 01:27:47.600 --> 01:27:48.600 Gary. 1557 01:27:48.700 --> 01:27:52.100 Let me just try to say
some of these things here.
It's just... 1558 01:27:52.600 --> 01:27:53.800 Look, 1559 01:27:55.300 --> 01:27:58.900 I know that I've caused you
a lot of pain. 1560 01:28:00.400 --> 01:28:04.300 And the funny thing is,
all I really want to do
is make you happy. 1561 01:28:05.400 --> 01:28:07.300 I just want to make you smile. 1562 01:28:07.300 --> 01:28:10.300 Now, I've had a lot of time
to think about
some of the things 1563 01:28:10.400 --> 01:28:13.600 that went on, and I know,
Brooke, that I don't always
do the right thing 1564 01:28:13.700 --> 01:28:15.700 or always say
the right things, 1565 01:28:15.700 --> 01:28:18.500 but I am willing to try
to do things differently. 1566 01:28:18.700 --> 01:28:21.200 And I'd be happy to go
take a dance class. 1567 01:28:21.300 --> 01:28:24.900 Well, I would. Honestly.
I would like to go do that.
Or go travel. 1568 01:28:25.000 --> 01:28:27.700 I mean, I'd even be willing
to go to the ballet. 1569 01:28:27.800 --> 01:28:32.700 Although I would much rather
do the dance class
or take a trip somewhere. 1570 01:28:33.100 --> 01:28:34.700 But I realize
that's not the point. 1571 01:28:34.800 --> 01:28:36.900 I realize that the point
isn't that at all, 1572 01:28:37.000 --> 01:28:41.100 because it's not really
about doing things
that you love to do always, 1573 01:28:41.200 --> 01:28:44.800 but it is about doing things
with the person that you love. 1574 01:28:45.600 --> 01:28:47.800 And I love you. 1575 01:28:51.300 --> 01:28:54.200 Gary.
Just give me one second here. 1576 01:28:55.400 --> 01:28:57.300 I've missed you so much. 1577 01:28:59.300 --> 01:29:00.500 (SOBBING) 1578 01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:02.000 I promise you, Brooke, 1579 01:29:02.100 --> 01:29:06.500 I will do whatever it is
that I have to do
to never hurt you again. 1580 01:29:07.500 --> 01:29:11.300 I love you and I'm sorry. 1581 01:29:15.000 --> 01:29:17.100 Okay, that's it.
That's all I... 1582 01:29:18.900 --> 01:29:20.600 Oh, God.
That's all I wanted to say, 1583 01:29:20.700 --> 01:29:24.300 so you can go ahead now
with anything that
you're feeling to say. 1584 01:29:27.800 --> 01:29:29.500 I don't know what to say. 1585 01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:32.800 Just say whatever
you feel inside. 1586 01:29:40.600 --> 01:29:42.900 I don't feel the same way. 1587 01:29:47.300 --> 01:29:49.700 I don't. I just...
I don't know. 1588 01:29:50.800 --> 01:29:52.100 Oh, God. 1589 01:29:54.300 --> 01:29:57.300 I just, I think...
I don't know, 1590 01:29:57.400 --> 01:29:59.600 but I don't think I have 1591 01:30:00.100 --> 01:30:03.700 anything left to give. 1592 01:30:06.300 --> 01:30:07.700 I'm sorry. 1593 01:30:14.900 --> 01:30:16.700 I was hoping for... 1594 01:30:21.200 --> 01:30:22.600 It doesn't matter. 1595 01:30:28.500 --> 01:30:30.700 Oh, this is now
beyond awkward. 1596 01:30:30.700 --> 01:30:33.500 There's some new guy
standing out in the hallway 1597 01:30:33.600 --> 01:30:37.500 and I think I'm gonna go. 1598 01:30:42.500 --> 01:30:43.700 Okay. 1599 01:30:47.400 --> 01:30:48.900 Thank you. 1600 01:30:52.600 --> 01:30:55.300 I made a dinner,
and I don't know if
it's any good or not, 1601 01:30:55.400 --> 01:30:57.300 but you're welcome to have it. 1602 01:30:58.700 --> 01:30:59.800 Okay. 1603 01:31:04.600 --> 01:31:07.300 Gary, that's really...
That's not what
you think that it is. 1604 01:31:07.400 --> 01:31:08.500 It's okay. 1605 01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:11.900 I'm gonna go take a walk. 1606 01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:19.200 (DOOR OPENING) 1607 01:31:20.400 --> 01:31:21.700 (DOOR CLOSING) 1608 01:31:26.700 --> 01:31:28.200 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 1609 01:31:36.300 --> 01:31:38.600 I'm sorry about that.
No. 1610 01:31:38.900 --> 01:31:42.200 I'm sorry I imposed.
No, that's fine. Please. 1611 01:31:43.800 --> 01:31:47.700 So, what do you think?
I think you're right. 1612 01:31:47.800 --> 01:31:50.100 I think it's great.
Good. 1613 01:31:50.800 --> 01:31:52.400 Okay.
Okay. 1614 01:31:52.500 --> 01:31:53.600 So, 1615 01:31:55.400 --> 01:31:58.400 I will have that wrapped up. 1616 01:31:58.500 --> 01:32:01.200 Packed up, sorry,
and delivered. 1617 01:32:02.100 --> 01:32:04.000 Thank you for taking the time
to show it to me, okay? 1618 01:32:04.100 --> 01:32:05.200 Sure. 1619 01:32:05.400 --> 01:32:08.000 Yeah. I'm gonna run.
Okay, I'll walk you out. 1620 01:32:08.000 --> 01:32:10.400 No, no, no.
I can... It's okay. 1621 01:32:13.900 --> 01:32:15.200 (DOOR OPENING) 1622 01:32:16.300 --> 01:32:17.600 (DOOR CLOSING) 1623 01:32:24.400 --> 01:32:27.400 GARY: So, the thing that
I was most afraid
of happening happened 1624 01:32:27.500 --> 01:32:32.100 and I don't regret it at all,
because now she knows
how I feel. 1625 01:32:34.400 --> 01:32:37.100 Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. 1626 01:32:37.200 --> 01:32:41.400 I think,
what you got to do now
is really think hard, 1627 01:32:42.400 --> 01:32:44.500 because you have
to find somebody 1628 01:32:45.600 --> 01:32:48.100 that can't be traced back
to either of us 1629 01:32:49.300 --> 01:32:51.000 to visit this guy. 1630 01:32:51.500 --> 01:32:53.600 What are you talking about?
I don't... 1631 01:32:53.700 --> 01:32:55.400 The guy who came with her. 1632 01:32:55.500 --> 01:32:57.900 I don't need anything
to happen to the guy. 1633 01:32:58.000 --> 01:32:59.700 But if they could trace him
back to either one of us... 1634 01:32:59.700 --> 01:33:01.900 It's not about him.
I don't care about that.
...it's a problem. 1635 01:33:01.900 --> 01:33:04.500 The guy, he's not a...
They're not dumb.
Cops are smart, trust me. 1636 01:33:04.600 --> 01:33:06.500 Okay, but he's not
a problem to me.
Right. 1637 01:33:06.600 --> 01:33:08.400 Listen to me. 1638 01:33:08.500 --> 01:33:11.900 Promise me that you're
not gonna do anything. 1639 01:33:12.000 --> 01:33:13.100 I got you. 1640 01:33:13.700 --> 01:33:16.100 It's better if nobody...
You don't know anything. 1641 01:33:16.200 --> 01:33:17.700 What are you talking about?
I'll take care of it. 1642 01:33:17.700 --> 01:33:19.700 I don't want you
to take care of anything.
John, do me a favor. 1643 01:33:19.800 --> 01:33:22.800 I'm being serious with you.
I know, I know.
Smart. You're smart. 1644 01:33:22.900 --> 01:33:24.200 No, I'm not.
I'm being honest with you. 1645 01:33:24.300 --> 01:33:25.700 I don't want anything
to happen to him.
Me, either. 1646 01:33:25.800 --> 01:33:27.800 Promise me you're not
gonna have anyone
do anything to this guy. 1647 01:33:27.900 --> 01:33:29.800 But you've gotta
tell me exactly
what you're gonna tell them, 1648 01:33:29.900 --> 01:33:31.800 if the cops come to you.
Because if we tell
a different story... 1649 01:33:31.900 --> 01:33:33.700 Nothing.
Promise me one thing.
We don't care... 1650 01:33:33.700 --> 01:33:35.700 John, I'm gonna go home.
I can't do this.
I'm exhausted. 1651 01:33:35.800 --> 01:33:38.100 Right, go home. Just make sure
your neighbors know
you're going home. 1652 01:33:38.200 --> 01:33:41.900 Do me a favor.
They got phone records. Make
a couple phone calls tonight. 1653 01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:43.700 Especially around 10:00. 1654 01:33:44.600 --> 01:33:47.100 Okay. Please don't
do anything. All right. 1655 01:33:47.200 --> 01:33:48.800 I don't mean it like...
I mean, honestly. 1656 01:33:48.900 --> 01:33:50.300 No, no, I got it. 1657 01:33:54.800 --> 01:33:57.100 For all you know,
nothing's happening. 1658 01:33:57.600 --> 01:33:59.900 I don't want anything
to happen.
Right. 1659 01:34:00.000 --> 01:34:01.400 Say it louder. 1660 01:35:30.400 --> 01:35:32.500 What are you doing here
so early? 1661 01:35:55.000 --> 01:35:56.100 Hey. 1662 01:35:59.300 --> 01:36:02.500 Everything okay
with you and...
Yeah, everything's
gonna be great. 1663 01:36:02.600 --> 01:36:07.100 I just wanna get
my day started,
but I just wanted to say that 1664 01:36:07.900 --> 01:36:10.600 I'm sorry it took
so long for me to... 1665 01:36:12.300 --> 01:36:13.800 I love you, Dennis. 1666 01:36:15.800 --> 01:36:18.000 (GASPING)
It's all right. It's okay. 1667 01:36:19.600 --> 01:36:22.500 I'm sorry. I'm gonna go
do the stuff. 1668 01:36:49.100 --> 01:36:51.100 So, that's it
for all my stuff. 1669 01:36:54.200 --> 01:36:58.300 If you want, you could give me
your key and I'll drop it off
at Riggleman's. 1670 01:36:58.800 --> 01:37:00.100 All right. 1671 01:37:09.400 --> 01:37:10.600 Thanks. 1672 01:37:11.800 --> 01:37:12.800 Gary. 1673 01:37:13.700 --> 01:37:17.200 You know, there's
a thousand things I... 1674 01:37:18.200 --> 01:37:20.200 I would have done differently. 1675 01:37:22.300 --> 01:37:23.500 Me, too. 1676 01:37:25.600 --> 01:37:30.000 Sort of, actually,
when I see this space, I
realize that if we didn't have 1677 01:37:30.100 --> 01:37:33.900 such a big coffee table
and that oversized couch 1678 01:37:35.300 --> 01:37:39.700 a pool table
would have fit nicely. 1679 01:37:39.900 --> 01:37:41.000 Yeah. 1680 01:37:41.800 --> 01:37:46.800 Although the oversized couch
did come in very useful the
last couple of weeks, so... 1681 01:37:47.000 --> 01:37:48.600 Yes, it... I guess. 1682 01:37:54.600 --> 01:37:56.000 Have a good trip. 1683 01:37:58.400 --> 01:37:59.700 Thanks. 1684 01:38:09.400 --> 01:38:11.600 GARY: Chicago is called
the Second City 1685 01:38:11.700 --> 01:38:14.900 because after the
Great Chicago Fire of 1871, 1686 01:38:15.000 --> 01:38:16.700 Chicago was rebuilt
on its ruins. 1687 01:38:16.800 --> 01:38:20.500 The city came back
even bigger and stronger
than it originally was. 1688 01:38:20.500 --> 01:38:24.500 So it's not really an insult,
it's more of a badge of honor
to be called... 1689 01:38:25.200 --> 01:38:26.700 The Second City! 1690 01:38:27.700 --> 01:38:29.300 Okay. People, you might
be able to get away 1691 01:38:29.400 --> 01:38:31.800 with that reaction at work,
but you are on vacation here. 1692 01:38:31.800 --> 01:38:35.100 If you can't blow it out here,
then where the hell
can you blow it out? 1693 01:38:35.200 --> 01:38:37.100 Ladies and gentlemen,
show me that you mean it. 1694 01:38:37.100 --> 01:38:39.300 Do not make me ask you twice. 1695 01:38:39.800 --> 01:38:42.000 Are you ready to see Chicago?
ALL: Yes! 1696 01:38:42.100 --> 01:38:44.300 I said, are you ready
to see Chicago?
ALL: Yes! 1697 01:38:44.300 --> 01:38:48.600 Are you ready to see Chicago?
Shondra, put this babe
in the air. 1698 01:38:48.700 --> 01:38:49.700 Let's go! 1699 01:38:50.200 --> 01:38:52.900 There is a bar downstairs.
Please enjoy yourself. 1700 01:38:52.900 --> 01:38:55.100 I know it's early
in the morning, but it is
Chicago in the summer. 1701 01:38:55.100 --> 01:38:56.300 Who are we kidding? It's fine. 1702 01:38:56.300 --> 01:38:58.200 Go get hopped up,
make some bad decisions. 1703 01:38:58.200 --> 01:39:00.400 My jokes get better.
The buildings look bigger. 1704 01:39:20.100 --> 01:39:22.900 It's not so important
that everything is finished. 1705 01:39:23.000 --> 01:39:25.400 It's important that
everything is right. 1706 01:39:25.500 --> 01:39:27.700 Well, what time's
the presentation? 1707 01:39:27.800 --> 01:39:30.600 All right, I'll pick up
the rest of the stuff
and I'll see you at 6:45. 1708 01:39:30.600 --> 01:39:32.200 Great. Bye. 1709 01:39:32.700 --> 01:39:33.900 GARY: Brooke! 1710 01:39:39.500 --> 01:39:42.300 Hi.
Hi. 1711 01:39:43.900 --> 01:39:45.100 Wow. 1712 01:39:46.000 --> 01:39:47.100 (CHUCKLES) 1713 01:39:47.200 --> 01:39:50.100 It's good to see you.
It's good to see you. 1714 01:39:50.200 --> 01:39:54.500 I'd give you a hug,
but my hands are kind of
full with all the bags here. 1715 01:39:56.900 --> 01:39:59.200 How've you been?
I've been really good. 1716 01:39:59.300 --> 01:40:01.800 How have you been?
I've been good. 1717 01:40:02.400 --> 01:40:03.600 Yeah. 1718 01:40:04.800 --> 01:40:06.600 You look great.
Thank you. 1719 01:40:06.700 --> 01:40:10.000 The hair's a little different.
Looks nice.
Yeah? Oh, yeah. 1720 01:40:11.000 --> 01:40:14.600 You've lost some weight.
Well, it's very
deceiving, actually. 1721 01:40:14.600 --> 01:40:19.500 I've managed to become thin
without having any real muscle
on me whatsoever. 1722 01:40:19.600 --> 01:40:22.800 Very tough thing to
accomplish, by the way.
I'm proud of myself. 1723 01:40:22.900 --> 01:40:25.400 Well, you look terrific.
Thanks. 1724 01:40:26.500 --> 01:40:29.900 I heard your trip
went really well.
It did. It went really well. 1725 01:40:30.000 --> 01:40:31.600 Oh, good.
It was fun. It was amazing. 1726 01:40:31.600 --> 01:40:34.200 I saw so many amazing places.
It was just... 1727 01:40:34.600 --> 01:40:38.800 But, you know,
you do realize
how much you love home. 1728 01:40:39.500 --> 01:40:42.900 It's good to have you back.
Yeah. It's good to be back. 1729 01:40:45.700 --> 01:40:48.700 And the boat.
Congratulations on the boat.
Thanks. 1730 01:40:48.900 --> 01:40:51.700 I'm waiting for it
to get warm, and I'm gonna
come by and take a ride. 1731 01:40:51.800 --> 01:40:54.600 Well, anytime you want.
It'll be on the house.
Come on by. 1732 01:40:54.700 --> 01:40:56.800 Well, I will, then. 1733 01:40:58.200 --> 01:40:59.700 I hope you do. 1734 01:41:01.000 --> 01:41:02.200 Definitely. 1735 01:41:06.200 --> 01:41:09.100 Well, I got to...
I'm going to a meeting, so... 1736 01:41:09.100 --> 01:41:13.900 I got to drop these bags
off anyway, but it's really
good to see you, Brooke. 1737 01:41:14.400 --> 01:41:17.000 Really good to see you.
Shouldn't... 1738 01:41:17.800 --> 01:41:19.200 Sorry.
I'm sorry. 1739 01:41:19.300 --> 01:41:22.700 I'm just saying we shouldn't
wait so long the next time
before we... 1740 01:41:22.700 --> 01:41:24.100 Yeah.
...catch up. 1741 01:41:24.200 --> 01:41:26.600 We have a lot more
to talk about.
Yeah. 1742 01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:28.000 So. 1743 01:41:29.300 --> 01:41:30.900 Be good.
Okay. 1744 01:41:31.000 --> 01:41:32.200 Bye.
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